Charlie Sheen is batshit insane....

[Justice4all]

Yea I know the title of this thread is a no-brainer but he really went over the top by biting the hand that fed him over 1 million an episode. Now they cancelled production trying to find a way to make 2 1/2 Men without him (http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/02/24/charlie-sheen-slams-men/?hpt=C2)

He just flipped on everyone.

[Snoogans]

awesome. if HBO was smart they would give him a reality show starting tomorrow

[KnoxHarrington]

Anything that gets this dogshit show off TV is fine with me.

[Judge Smails]

I have never seen one episode of Two and a Half Men, but I see no reason why his character couldn't be involved "in a car crash" over the summer that requires reconstructive facial surgery.

First show back - the bandages come off and BAM! It's Emilio Estevez who takes over the role and the show doesn't miss a beat. Problem solved and everybody's happy. The show goes on. Charlie gets to keep snorting coke out of pornstars' snatches. And Emilio gets to move out of Martin Sheen's poolhouse. CBS can mail me my check now.

[PapaBear]

Better yet, they can have a special two parter, where they travel to Hawaii. Then they can have Charley get hit in the head with a surf board, because of a cursed Hawaiian sculpture.

[Justice4all]

awesome. if HBO was smart they would give him a reality show starting tomorrow

Any money he makes at this point is pure poison to him. He throws money away on booze and drugs to the point I think he should be a serious consideration for the celebrity death pool.

[Justice4all]

Here's the clip of what he said. This is him live and crapping on everyone. (http://www.tmz.com/2011/02/24/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-chuck-lorre-argument-radio-talk-show-tirade-turd-thomas-jefferson/)

[Pitdoc]

I have never seen one episode of Two and a Half Men, but I see no reason why his character couldn't be involved "in a car crash" over the summer that requires reconstructive facial surgery.

First show back - the bandages come off and BAM! It's Emilio Estevez who takes over the role and the show doesn't miss a beat. Problem solved and everybody's happy. The show goes on. Charlie gets to keep snorting coke out of pornstars' snatches. And Emilio gets to move out of Martin Sheen's poolhouse. CBS can mail me my check now.

Good idea , BUT...

Emelio was already in an episode where he plays a buddy of Charlie's who dies young from,guess what? Partying too much.

[cougarjake13]

I have never seen one episode of Two and a Half Men, but I see no reason why his character couldn't be involved "in a car crash" over the summer that requires reconstructive facial surgery.

First show back - the bandages come off and BAM! It's Emilio Estevez who takes over the role and the show doesn't miss a beat. Problem solved and everybody's happy. The show goes on. Charlie gets to keep snorting coke out of pornstars' snatches. And Emilio gets to move out of Martin Sheen's poolhouse. CBS can mail me my check now.

that would be awesome

[BustahMyTool]

I don't know. the guy might genuinely be in control. just because he likes coke, hookers, and a little alcohol doesn't mean he is a bad person. don't understand all of the Charlie Sheen haters. the man seems to be having a good time

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't know. the guy might genuinely be in control. just because he likes coke, hookers, and a little alcohol doesn't mean he is a bad person. don't understand all of the Charlie Sheen haters. the man seems to be having a good time

I was in the same boat, that Sheen knows how to handle his drugs and he just wants to bang porn stars, until he opened his mouth and started trashing the producer. Then I kind of flipped into the fact that he's lost his mind.

I mean, did you read the letter bashing Chuck Lorre? It's a fucking jlehane post.

[fezident]

I don't understand him when he talks.
I understand the words but, I never know what the fuck he's talking about. Ever.

His cadence.... his delivery... his use of analogy... everything. I don't get it.

[Barnaby Jones]

Let us all hope and pray that he eats a bullet real soon!!!!

[furie]

poor Jon Cryer

[Judge Smails]

poor Jon Cryer

He remains now, and will always be - a duckman.

[Furtherman]

I have never seen one episode of Two and a Half Men, but I see no reason why his character couldn't be involved "in a car crash" over the summer that requires reconstructive facial surgery.

First show back - the bandages come off and BAM! It's Emilio Estevez who takes over the role and the show doesn't miss a beat. Problem solved and everybody's happy. The show goes on. Charlie gets to keep snorting coke out of pornstars' snatches. And Emilio gets to move out of Martin Sheen's poolhouse. CBS can mail me my check now.

Love it.



"I’ve spent, I think, close to the last decade, I don’t know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin can into pure gold."

See? Charlie isn't an alcoholic, he's an alchemist!

[A.J.]

Please let there be another Major League sequel....

[KnoxHarrington]

My favorite part of this whole rant is how Sheen blasts Chuck Lorre for changing his name, referring to him as "Chaim Levine", which isn't actually his given name (it's Charles), substituting a really stereotypical Jewish name to highlight his point: "hey, this Jew bastard is trying to hide the fact he's Jewish!" I'm surprised that Sheen didn't refer to Lorre as "Jewey Jewstein."

But, of course, the rich irony of it all is that Sheen's name appears on his birth certificate as "Carlos Irwin Estevez." So Pancho Estevez here is blasting someone for taking a stage name to obscure their true ethnicity? Dios mio!

[Gutter]

Please let there be another Major League sequel....

he does seem to be channeling "the wild thing" doesn't he?

[Contra]

he does seem to be channeling "the wild thing" doesn't he?

I don't think The Wild Thing was an alcoholic drug addict, he was just wild.

[Justice4all]

Please let there be another Major League sequel....

Yes because Major League 3 was just as good as the first one right? :blink:

[Barnaby Jones]

Yes because Major League 3 was just as good as the first one right? :blink:

Even better!!!!

[Gutter]

Yes because Major League 3 was just as good as the first one right? :blink:

I made the rooster!!!!

[Gutter]

Yes because Major League 3 was just as good as the first one right? :blink:

actually, Major League: Back in the Minors with Scott Backula was where the film series was REALLY firing on all cylinders.

[Tenbatsuzen]

But, of course, the rich irony of it all is that Sheen's name appears on his birth certificate as "Carlos Irwin Estevez." So Pancho Estevez here is blasting someone for taking a stage name to obscure their true ethnicity? Dios mio!

Technically, not his fault, because his dad changed the name first.

That said, who the fuck hides that they're a jew in HOLLYWOOD?!

[sailor]

Technically, not his fault, because his dad changed the name first.

That said, who the fuck hides that they're a jew in HOLLYWOOD?!

Jon Stewart?

[Tenbatsuzen]

poor Jon Cryer

He made his money too... if Sheen made 2mil per episode, he had to pull in at least 500K, you'd think.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jon Stewart?

Technically, he's not a hollywood producer. A lot of people in front of the camera who have to appeal to the masses hide they Jew-ness.

[Furtherman]

The shame of this is that the half-man Angus T. Jones will turn into a young, responsible adult and never fall into that crazy, blessed sterotype of the "former child actor". He's already learned too much!

http://blstb.msn.com/i/58/ED705F42A6E9CF88368175C0464B.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

According to TV Guide, Cryer made 550K per episode, and the kid made 250K per episode.

[fezident]

Charlie Sheen and Tom Sizemore.
I'd watch that reality show.

[Judge Smails]

For a child actor, this kid is Mason Reese level of ugly.

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[Dude!]

For a child actor, this kid is Mason Reese level of ugly.

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it's so sad that he was
born with no eyes

[WRESTLINGFAN]

I didnt know Sheen was a truther


http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/02/insane-rant-on-alex-jones-talk-show-cost-charlie-sheen-his-job/

[Jujubees2]

Charlie Sheen and Tom Sizemore.
I'd watch that reality show.

Throw in Randy Quaid and it would be perfect.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Throw in Randy Quaid and it would be perfect.

Make it an entourage and add Gary Busey

[fezident]

That reminds me... whatever happened to Amy Winehouse?

[cougarjake13]

That reminds me... whatever happened to Amy Winehouse?



well she hasnt died so thats a good thing



maybe she cleaned up

[Contra]

well she hasnt died so thats a good thing



maybe she cleaned up

doubt it

[Justice4all]

Make it an entourage and add Gary Busey

Don't they have a show like this already?http://hometestingblog.testcountry.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/celebrity-rehab.png

[midwestjeff]

well she hasnt died so thats a good thing

maybe she cleaned up


I heard they tried to make her go to rehab

but I'm not sure what her response was???

[Contra]

I heard they tried to make her go to rehab

but I'm not sure what her response was???


Not doing it sir

[KnoxHarrington]

Well, the crew of "Two and a Half Men" certainly has Sheen's back:

"[Charlie's] the screw-up here," complained one key "Two" crew member, who's fed up with being on-and-off with his job's status.

"[Charlie] is such an asswipe, I hope some hooker, or some porn star gives him something that fucks with him as much as he's fucked with us."

This crew is definitely not holding back.

"Is Charlie going to pay my lost salary now?" complained another integral "Two" staffer, "That 'turd' can pay my mortgage, and he should, it's not right."

These probably aren't writers, because both of those lines -- especially that first one -- are far funnier and more clever than anything on that shit show.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41784396/ns/today-entertainment/

[Snacks]

Well, the crew of "Two and a Half Men" certainly has Sheen's back:



These probably aren't writers, because both of those lines -- especially that first one -- are far funnier and more clever than anything on that shit show.

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/41784396/ns/today-entertainment/

Who cancelled the show? How is this all his fault? From everything I heard when it comes to work he does his job, shows up on time and has never been wasted on set. The producers and cbs cancelled the show because they didnt like what he had to say. They have every right to hold him accountable for his words because they are the boss but to put the others out of work over those words isnt his fault its the people who cancelled the shows fault. They all have contracts, sue the production company. They all loved him when he gave them steady work for 6-7 years and the longer the show stayed on air the more everyone made.

These people are now speaking their mind? What if they were to get fired when the show does come back and filming begins again? Bet they would want someone to stand by them when they speak?!

[Furtherman]

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen!

[sailor]

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen!

i'm very excited for that interview.

[Justice4all]

Who cancelled the show? How is this all his fault? From everything I heard when it comes to work he does his job, shows up on time and has never been wasted on set. The producers and cbs cancelled the show because they didnt like what he had to say. They have every right to hold him accountable for his words because they are the boss but to put the others out of work over those words isnt his fault its the people who cancelled the shows fault. They all have contracts, sue the production company. They all loved him when he gave them steady work for 6-7 years and the longer the show stayed on air the more everyone made.

These people are now speaking their mind? What if they were to get fired when the show does come back and filming begins again? Bet they would want someone to stand by them when they speak?!

Let me get this straight...the producers of the show should have had a "Charlie Sheen free" episode and script standing by so when this eventually happened they would be ready to go with it?
REALLY?
There were only 4 Episodes left to the season. This is nothing BUT Sheens fault.

And if I worked like a demon at my job and suddenly became addicted to drugs so I sucked at my job, they have every right to fire me no matter what I did in past years.

[Justice4all]

i'm very excited for that interview.

Same here. I am waiting to hear what gems of craziness will come out of his mouth.

[TripleSkeet]

Let me get this straight...the producers of the show should have had a "Charlie Sheen free" episode and script standing by so when this eventually happened they would be ready to go with it?
REALLY?
There were only 4 Episodes left to the season. This is nothing BUT Sheens fault.

And if I worked like a demon at my job and suddenly became addicted to drugs so I sucked at my job, they have every right to fire me no matter what I did in past years.

Well the point I think he was making was that this highlighted part was supposedly never an issue. If thats the case hes right. You pay someone to act. If they want to do drugs and bang porn stars on their own personal time, as long as its not affecting their work you cant hold them responsible if you decide to cancel the show.

[Snacks]

Well the point I think he was making was that this highlighted part was supposedly never an issue. If thats the case hes right. You pay someone to act. If they want to do drugs and bang porn stars on their own personal time, as long as its not affecting their work you cant hold them responsible if you decide to cancel the show.

Thanks skeet, thats exactly my point and hes never had a problem showing up for work or doing his job. this is all on the producers and tv excs. if the crew wants to turn their back on charlie i would say fuck them. the 1st thing he said when this happened was he would fight for the crew.

[boobieman]

All I know 20/20 is going to have HUGH rating tuesday night...nothing beats a crazy MF who does not shut the hell up. I'll watch, like everyone else, you see a train wreck you slow down and look.

That boy is nutty as a fruit cake

SSEYAYEYAYAAAAAA

[Justice4all]

Well the point I think he was making was that this highlighted part was supposedly never an issue. If thats the case hes right. You pay someone to act. If they want to do drugs and bang porn stars on their own personal time, as long as its not affecting their work you cant hold them responsible if you decide to cancel the show.

But he DID have a problem showing up for work. He had a hard time showing up for rehearsal. And last time I checked that was part of the job. Practice so you don't mess up on filming day.

[KnoxHarrington]

Pretty good article in the NY Times today about how it's kind of weird how, after all the shit Sheen's done that he's gotten away with, insulting the producer is what gets him kicked off the show:

For eight very successful seasons, Charlie Sheen has been the star of “Two and a Half Men” which is produced by Warner Brothers and which is owned by Time Warner, and broadcast by CBS. Let’s ignore the mountains of cocaine that Mr. Sheen has admitted doing along the way — CBS and Warner Brothers certainly did.

In addition to wreaking all manner of havoc on himself with drugs and alcohol that has put him in the hospital and the show on hiatus, Mr. Sheen has done a lot of damage to the people around him, women in particular.

In 2006, his wife at the time, Denise Richards, filed a restraining order, charging that Mr. Sheen had pushed her down, thrown chairs at her and threatened to kill her in person and on the phone. The couple eventually divorced.

Mr. Sheen then had a series of very public relationships with sex film stars, which is certainly his prerogative — talent is as talent does — but he also continued to exhibit a pattern of violence toward women.

Mr. Sheen was charged with a felony for an incident on Christmas Day in 2009 in which he threatened to kill his wife, Brooke Mueller, while holding a knife to her throat. According to the police report, Mr. Sheen “started to strangle Mueller then he pulled out a knife he always carries on his person and held the knife to Mueller’s neck and threatened, ‘You better be in fear. If you tell anybody I’ll kill you.’ ”

Last fall, Mr. Sheen went on a rampage in the Plaza Hotel in New York. A hired escort who had locked herself in the bathroom claimed he had put his hands around her neck and threatened her while his former wife Ms. Richards and his children slept down the hall.

Yet none of these incidents got Mr. Sheen fired from his lucrative day job as a sitcom star, not even suspended. What did? He insulted his boss.

Which is not to say that Charlie Sheen shouldn't be kicked off the show: it's just that it's strange to see that now, after all this, he's finally gone too far.

It also makes Sheen's protestations that CBS is fucking him over ring that much more hollow. Who the fuck else has been allowed to get away with as much as he has in recent years?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/28/business/media/28carr.html?_r=1&hpw

[Furtherman]

It's true... as long as he was making them money, it was "who cares?" But once he bruised someone's ego, then it went too far.

[Snacks]

It's true... as long as he was making them money, it was "who cares?" But once he bruised someone's ego, then it went too far.

And that was my original point. The show was only "cancelled" because he shit on executives, producers and the creator! So blame the bitches with power who couldnt handle him speaking out against them!

[Jayw]

I wish someone would make a crazy charlie sheen soundboard. I have been searching for just that "winning" phrase but I don't want to listen to the whole damn interview to get the best parts.

WINNING

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[disneyspy]

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[Jayw]

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and an internet wizard

[TripleSkeet]

Pretty good article in the NY Times today about how it's kind of weird how, after all the shit Sheen's done that he's gotten away with, insulting the producer is what gets him kicked off the show:



Which is not to say that Charlie Sheen shouldn't be kicked off the show: it's just that it's strange to see that now, after all this, he's finally gone too far.

It also makes Sheen's protestations that CBS is fucking him over ring that much more hollow. Who the fuck else has been allowed to get away with as much as he has in recent years?

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/28/business/media/28carr.html?_r=1&hpw

Heres my problem. How does ANY of the things listed warrant him losing his fucking job????

Are you telling me that throwing chairs at your wife and having her file a restraining order should cost you your job???
How about dating porn stars?
Being charged with a crime??? Even if you arent convicted???
Messing up a hotel room???

These are all private incidents. They have nothing to do with his job. I dont understand how anyone can say he shouldve been kicked off a show HE MADE, because of incidents in his private life. Its a fucking joke.

I really hope CBS turns around, realizes their station is filled with dogshit, and decides to renew, and he holds them to that million a year raise. That would be sooo fucking awesome.

[TripleSkeet]

But he DID have a problem showing up for work. He had a hard time showing up for rehearsal. And last time I checked that was part of the job. Practice so you don't mess up on filming day.

Stop it. Hes not Joe Shmoe getting his big break on his first tv show. The guys been an actor forever. Hes the main star of the show and the reason for its success. Missing rehearsals happen all the time from guys in the same position on other tv shows. Like he said, he never missed a day off work that cost the studio money.

[Jayw]

Piers Morgan right now! Sheen live this should be good. Morgan is usually entertaining.

[Space Edge]

Piers Morgan- " You were taking a lot of cocaine"

Charlie Sheen "Well I wasn't just taking it, I had to pay for it"

[disneyspy]

Piers Morgan- " You were taking a lot of cocaine"

Charlie Sheen "Well I wasn't just taking it, I had to pay for it"

damn! maybe he should be a writer for that show,maybe then it would be funny

[KnoxHarrington]

Piers Morgan- " You were taking a lot of cocaine"

Charlie Sheen "Well I wasn't just taking it, I had to pay for it"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Space Edge]

Piers' show is replaying now, watch it if you didn't catch it the first time.

[Jayw]

Piers' show is replaying now, watch it if you didn't catch it the first time.

To be honest I was a little let down he was acting so normal. He only pulled out the winning line once or twice. though he did end with it, when he told piers to keep winning. I only had a few big laughs. His line about buying the cocaine not just taking it was awesome.

He really pulled a lot of punches and seemed to be rethinking letting his money train go away.

[TooLowBrow]

To be honest I was a little let down he was acting so normal. He only pulled out the winning line once or twice. though he did end with it, when he told piers to keep winning. I only had a few big laughs. His line about buying the cocaine not just taking it was awesome.

He really pulled a lot of punches and seemed to be rethinking letting his money train go away.

i wonder if he can talk his way out of this whole thing. he was doing his show fucked up and no one cared, so if he does clean up and still rants like a maniac but is ok on screen people will be ok with that. fucking hell, it just goes back to the fact that people are ok with shit they dont know about. he could go back on coke and as long as the media didnt bring it up no one would care

[Jayw]

Jimmy Kimmel just fucking killed it with about 5 minutes of clips and jokes about charlie sheen. That is exactly what I was looking for earlier, one clip has all the times he says winning. I'll post when it goes online.

[TooLowBrow]

how many other actors sports figures whatever are doing coke all the time and no one knows therefore cares?

i pray to god that theyre all living that lifestyle cause it rocks, just they dont let anyone know about it.

i bet if most of them were outed theyd behave worse. sheen seems to be a good guy who just happens to love drugs

[Snacks]

i wonder if he can talk his way out of this whole thing. he was doing his show fucked up and no one cared, so if he does clean up and still rants like a maniac but is ok on screen people will be ok with that. fucking hell, it just goes back to the fact that people are ok with shit they dont know about. he could go back on coke and as long as the media didnt bring it up no one would care

why should anyone care if he is or isnt doing coke. its his body and life as long as he doesnt drive or kill someone while hes doing his coke then go for it. I have never done coke but let him do it if he wants to. not any of our business we should all worry about our own lives. Most would trade their lives to have his!

[TooLowBrow]

why should anyone care if he is or isnt doing coke. its his body and life as long as he doesnt drive or kill someone while hes doing his coke then go for it. I have never done coke but let him do it if he wants to. not any of our business we should all worry about our own lives. Most would trade their lives to have his!

exactly

is 2 million dollars for a half hour show the biggest ratio ever?

it seems like that might go to your head, the craziest thing hes done is drugs and hookers, and even with that hes made it to work everyday. oh my

[Justice4all]

It's true... as long as he was making them money, it was "who cares?" But once he bruised someone's ego, then it went too far.

Welcome to Hollywood

[TooLowBrow]

Welcome to Hollywood

more like hollyweird

[PapaBear]

more like hollyweird
More like HollyWIRED!

[pennington]

There is a lot of money being made (and more to come) for the network, the studio, the producers and Sheen. They'll work out something by the summer and everybody will release statements professing their love for each other.

The show will then have it's biggest ratings ever when it debuts in the fall.

[Jayw]

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[Jayw]

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[TripleSkeet]

exactly

is 2 million dollars for a half hour show the biggest ratio ever?

it seems like that might go to your head, the craziest thing hes done is drugs and hookers, and even with that hes made it to work everyday. oh my

Seinfeld reportedly turned down 5 mill an episode to do another season.

[Space Edge]

That's like the 3rd funny clip I've seen from Jimmy Kimmel's show this week. I've never watched it before and I think most of those late night talk shows are boring. I might have to check it out.

[Gutter]

That's like the 3rd funny clip I've seen from Jimmy Kimmel's show this week. I've never watched it before and I think most of those late night talk shows are boring. I might have to check it out.

Yea i'm gonna hafta start recording this and jimmy fallon's show.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/SHEEN-WINNING-CHICKS.jpg

[Space Edge]

He called into Stern today and was spracking off and then another nut job Andy Dick called in. Worth listening to if you aren't burnt out by him yet.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Late this afternoon, Charlie Sheen joined twitter and was verified.

In less than 3 hours, he already has 100K followers.

[Space Edge]

Late this afternoon, Charlie Sheen joined twitter and was verified.

In less than 3 hours, he already has 100K followers.

& tweeted the following so far
http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen/status/42731720402931712
Winning..! Choose your Vice... #winning #chooseyourvice
http://i.imgur.com/5owVx.jpg

[Dan 'Hampton]

He's looking like bob hope.

[Snacks]

& tweeted the following so far
http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen/status/42731720402931712
Winning..! Choose your Vice... #winning #chooseyourvice
http://i.imgur.com/5owVx.jpg

Who is that girl with him?

I like the chocolate milk too!

[Jayw]

I think it is bree olson, a porn star presumably.

[TheGameHHH]

It indeed is Bree Olson....WINNING

[Tenbatsuzen]

It indeed is Bree Olson....WINNING

Tiger DNA.

[furie]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

[foodcourtdruide]

So, this whole thing kind of reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix. In the documentary, there's a scene where he's coming out of the Letterman studios in his character and the paparazzi are booing him. It was pretty odd that he was being boo'd. It wasn't public knowledge that he was faking yet, and it really made me wonder why people were SO angry at him (THIS is what the documentary should have been about BTW, Hollywood's anger at Joaquin for not just shutting up and being a typical celebrity).

Anyway, I feel like America is really outraged that Charlie Sheen isn't playing by the script. He's not supposed to be defiant in his drug abuse or sex. He's supposed to apologize... go into rehab.. DENY DENY DENY!!! He seems to be a guy just enjoying himself, and America is furious at him for it. If there's one thing this country hates, it's when the sheep stray from the flock.

[StanUpshaw]

Nothing like a celebrity scandal to make me feel superior to all the glassy-eyed idiots who care about shit like this.



aloof. as. fuck. :smoke:

[Space Edge]

His tweets are hilarious


Winner..! 2012...
#winner
http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen/status/42777706802331649

http://i.imgur.com/MDlLX.jpg

[Snacks]

His tweets are hilarious


Winner..! 2012...
#winner
http://twitter.com/#!/charliesheen/status/42777706802331649

http://i.imgur.com/MDlLX.jpg

He has instantly created the best twitter account ever!

[weekapaugjz]

charlie sheen might be my new hero.

[PapaBear]

Who is that girl with him?

I like the chocolate milk too!

I think it is bree olson, a porn star presumably.

It indeed is Bree Olson....WINNING
She's one of the two girls who live with him and take care of his kids. I didn't realize it was Bree, though. The news show I saw today just kept caller her a "self professed porn star". What the hell is a self professed porn star? Either you are one, or you're not.

[midwestjeff]

charlie sheen might be my new hero.

I guess I'll tell Clay Aiken the bad news.

He's going to be devastated.

[Tenbatsuzen]

So, this whole thing kind of reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix. In the documentary, there's a scene where he's coming out of the Letterman studios in his character and the paparazzi are booing him. It was pretty odd that he was being boo'd. It wasn't public knowledge that he was faking yet, and it really made me wonder why people were SO angry at him (THIS is what the documentary should have been about BTW, Hollywood's anger at Joaquin for not just shutting up and being a typical celebrity).

Anyway, I feel like America is really outraged that Charlie Sheen isn't playing by the script. He's not supposed to be defiant in his drug abuse or sex. He's supposed to apologize... go into rehab.. DENY DENY DENY!!! He seems to be a guy just enjoying himself, and America is furious at him for it. If there's one thing this country hates, it's when the sheep stray from the flock.

That's just it - I don't think America isn't furious with Charlie Sheen. He's basically living the dream of making tons of money, doing drugs, flying to the carribbean, and fucking porn stars.

He's not DUI-ing, he's not doing anything dangerous.

That's the difference between him and Lindsay Lohan - Lohan has dui'ed and stole and done a shitload of unsavory stuff. Charlie's not, and he's being funny about it.

[Justice4all]

Stop it. Hes not Joe Shmoe getting his big break on his first tv show. The guys been an actor forever. Hes the main star of the show and the reason for its success. Missing rehearsals happen all the time from guys in the same position on other tv shows. Like he said, he never missed a day off work that cost the studio money.


Once again...it's part of the actors JOB to show up at rehearsal. Ask any actor worth his weight in salt. So no, he wasn't doing his job.

Stop trying to make excuses for Sheen snorting tons of coke, fucking porn stars with his kids across the hall. The man needs some serious help.

[weekapaugjz]

I guess I'll tell Clay Aiken the bad news.

He's going to be devastated.

clay aiken is no winner.

[Snacks]

That's just it - I don't think America isn't furious with Charlie Sheen. He's basically living the dream of making tons of money, doing drugs, flying to the carribbean, and fucking porn stars.

He's not DUI-ing, he's not doing anything dangerous.

That's the difference between him and Lindsay Lohan - Lohan has dui'ed and stole and done a shitload of unsavory stuff. Charlie's not, and he's being funny about it.

Exactly, let him do what he wants and mind your own business people. I know its difficult for some to do that but what he does doesn't change your life one bit. Let him have his fun and you have people have yours!

[spoon]

Once again...it's part of the actors JOB to show up at rehearsal. Ask any actor worth his weight in salt. So no, he wasn't doing his job.

Stop trying to make excuses for Sheen snorting tons of coke, fucking porn stars with his kids across the hall. The man needs some serious help.

What?

And why are you always so fucking concerned about others in these situations. He and they are big boys/women. Outside of family and close friends, I don't understand caring outside of people having an impact on your life or breaking laws as others stated. Fuck Justice, you really are becoming the born again type always up in anyone's face for having any issues after spending 40 years as a satanist. It's an analogy, think about it.

[Justice4all]

What?

And why are you always so fucking concerned about others in these situations. He and they are big boys/women. Outside of family and close friends, I don't understand caring outside of people having an impact on your life or breaking laws as others stated. Fuck Justice, you really are becoming the born again type always up in anyone's face for having any issues after spending 40 years as a satanist. It's an analogy, think about it.

FUCK Spoon...I don't need an analogy. Everyone is up in arms with CBS for cancelling the show and saying Sheen hasn't been a problem on the show. Not missing work. Yes he HAS been missing work, so they have every right to fire him. He's not doing his job. I don't care about him, the chicks he fucking or anything about that, I'm just saying CBS had the right.
And if you don't think this guy needs help than try living this life before your whole family steps in to stop you. Which would be in days I bet.
Think about THAT before you lose focus on what I am talking about.

And I would not say anything if I were you, you're the first person to jump all over Tenbats as if he was knocking on your door every day and fucking with you and your woman in real life. I am sticking to the discussion. No emotional interest or care. Try doing the same.

[spoon]

FUCK Spoon...I don't need an analogy. Everyone is up in arms with CBS for cancelling the show and saying Sheen hasn't been a problem on the show. Not missing work. Yes he HAS been missing work, so they have every right to fire him. He's not doing his job. I don't care about him, the chicks he fucking or anything about that, I'm just saying CBS had the right.
And if you don't think this guy needs help than try living this life before your whole family steps in to stop you. Which would be in days I bet.
Think about THAT before you lose focus on what I am talking about.

The analogy was about you, not for your needs. Did you or did you not have similar shit (addiction) impact your work with it having many implications on your employment and life? I'm pretty sure you missed my point completely. If you want this down just let me know. I'm pretty sure you're fine bc it's all out there, but I only put it here to show where my post/analogy lies.

[spoon]

Via ur update....



And I would not say anything if I were you, you're the first person to jump all over Tenbats as if he was knocking on your door every day and fucking with you and your woman in real life. I am sticking to the discussion. No emotional interest or care. Try doing the same.

That makes no sense and ties in to this in absolutely no way. I have no idea what your point is here. If it's I don't like Tenbats or like ripping into him, you've earned you secret decoder ring. Congrats. But on this topic he happens to be right.

If you're saying I can't comment here with you on the Sheen topic bc I argue with Tenbats I am truly lost.

[StanUpshaw]

What?


http://i.imgur.com/XLKkm.png

[Justice4all]

The analogy was about you, not for your needs. Did you or did you not have similar shit (addiction) impact your work with it having many implications on your employment and life? I'm pretty sure you missed my point completely. If you want this down just let me know. I'm pretty sure you're fine bc it's all out there, but I only put it here to show where my post/analogy lies.

Yes I did. And it was nobodies fault but my own. So how would that be any different with me saying Sheen should be held accountable and not CBS?

[Justice4all]

Via ur update....



That makes no sense and ties in to this in absolutely no way. I have no idea what your point is here. If it's I don't like Tenbats or like ripping into him, you've earned you secret decoder ring. Congrats. But on this topic he happens to be right.

If you're saying I can't comment here with you on the Sheen topic bc I argue with Tenbats I am truly lost.

It was the first thing. You got it right there. Your claiming I act like Sheens' life impacts me in some way and I was just stating my opinion. But while you chastise me trying to make it seem like I am all torn up about Sheen you jump up and down with anything Tenbats says day in and out as if he has some major impact in your life.
That's the point I was making.

[spoon]

http://i.imgur.com/XLKkm.png

Ha!

Now I'll need the average weight of SAG actors or some other figure so I can calculate this asap. Without it, I'll have to use this 220 lb = $171.60 calculation to get that butchered old timey idiom to figure out which actors aren't eligible so I don't ask them.

[spoon]

It was the first thing. You got it right there. Your claiming I act like Sheens' life impacts me in some way and I was just stating my opinion. But while you chastise me trying to make it seem like I am all torn up about Sheen you jump up and down with anything Tenbats says day in and out as if he has some major impact in your life.
That's the point I was making.

this sums up my retort to this post

:wallbash::flush:

[TripleSkeet]

FUCK Spoon...I don't need an analogy. Everyone is up in arms with CBS for cancelling the show and saying Sheen hasn't been a problem on the show. Not missing work. Yes he HAS been missing work, so they have every right to fire him. He's not doing his job. I don't care about him, the chicks he fucking or anything about that, I'm just saying CBS had the right.
And if you don't think this guy needs help than try living this life before your whole family steps in to stop you. Which would be in days I bet.
Think about THAT before you lose focus on what I am talking about.

And I would not say anything if I were you, you're the first person to jump all over Tenbats as if he was knocking on your door every day and fucking with you and your woman in real life. I am sticking to the discussion. No emotional interest or care. Try doing the same.

This just in, they DIDNT fire him. If I had any kind of money invested in CBS Id be pretty fucking pissed if they did too. Considering he made that show as popular as it was and firing him would be akin to throwing piles of money into a fucking furnace.

And Im sure bigtime celebrities NEVER miss rehearsals. Yea, OK.

[Justice4all]

this sums up my retort to this post

:wallbash::flush:

typical answer.

[Justice4all]

This just in, they DIDNT fire him. If I had any kind of money invested in CBS Id be pretty fucking pissed if they did too. Considering he made that show as popular as it was and firing him would be akin to throwing piles of money into a fucking furnace.

And Im sure bigtime celebrities NEVER miss rehearsals. Yea, OK.

Did you watch the interview or hear what CBS had to say about Sheen? Plus they agreed to pay the workers the remaining 4 episodes.

[TripleSkeet]

Anyway, I feel like America is really outraged that Charlie Sheen isn't playing by the script. He's not supposed to be defiant in his drug abuse or sex. He's supposed to apologize... go into rehab.. DENY DENY DENY!!! He seems to be a guy just enjoying himself, and America is furious at him for it. If there's one thing this country hates, it's when the sheep stray from the flock.

This right here hits the nail right on the fucking head. People dont want celebrities showing how much fun it is to be rich and famous. They want to believe these guys are just regular joes like us and have the same problems as everyone else. They dont.

They swim in money and buy whatever the fuck they want. They indulge whatever vices they enjoy from alcohol to drugs to whatever. They fuck whatever hot girls they want whenever they want simply because of their fame and their cash. People hate to hear that. Women especially. Look on Facebook. Every younger guy friend Ive got is applauding him while every female friend on my list is crucifying him.

And if anything like that becomes public they have to put on the sad face and apologize and go to rehab and promise theyll never do it again. This way the public feels good about themselves. Instead of feeling like they are missing out they feel superior to this person who is ashamed of their sinful ways. Our society has literally turned living a life filled with excess into evil. Even rock stars dont fucking act like rock stars anymore.

FUCK THAT. I love this guy simply because of how unapologetic he is. Even if he never works again (HIGHLY unlikely) hes got more money then he ever needs. Finally a guy with fuck you money saying FUCK YOU.

[TripleSkeet]

Did you watch the interview or hear what CBS had to say about Sheen? Plus they agreed to pay the workers the remaining 4 episodes.

Great. They should. But if they cancel the show or replace Sheen they are basically cutting off their nose to spite their face. Because that show would get their highest ratings EVER if they did another season with him. Not exactly a sound business decision.

[spoon]

typical answer.

no it's not

me ripping it apart piece by piece would have been typical

me angry (having a blast) would be typical



my bad, you're right. with our conversations that is a usual internal response for me. sorry buddy, you're just one of a kind.

[Snacks]

This just in, they DIDNT fire him. If I had any kind of money invested in CBS Id be pretty fucking pissed if they did too. Considering he made that show as popular as it was and firing him would be akin to throwing piles of money into a fucking furnace.

And Im sure bigtime celebrities NEVER miss rehearsals. Yea, OK.

And how much free pub is he bringing to the show now? If and when this show comes back it will be bigger then ever. It already was the #1 comedy on tv as far as ratings. The ratings will now go through the roof!

[TripleSkeet]

And how much free pub is he bring to the show now? If and when this show comes back it will be nigger then ever. It already was the #1 comedy on tv as far as ratings. The ratings will now go through the roof!

WOW.

[TripleSkeet]

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[spoon]

WOW.

Aboooo!


and the show is fucking awful, I'm not surprised it's so popular

[TripleSkeet]

Aboooo!


and the show is fucking awful, I'm not surprised it's so popular

Ive never even seen it.

[Snacks]

WOW.

the b is next to the n and i hit it by accident. i fixed it!

Aboooo!


and the show is fucking awful, I'm not surprised it's so popular
Ive never even seen it.

I never watched it or had any desire to for like the first 3 or 4 seasons. Then I watched a couple late night and thought it was funny and have been watching every since. It is actually a pretty good show. Some may like it some may not, to each their own but fuck he is great!

[spoon]

the b is next to the n and i hit it by accident. i fixed it!




I never watched it or had any desire to for like the first 3 or 4 seasons. Then I watched a couple late night and thought it was funny and have been watching every since. It is actually a pretty good show. Some may like it some may not, to each their own but fuck he is great!

wait a minute, you actually did that by accident?! AHAHAHahahaha!

i thought it was just an awful "fixed" joke by TS!

ahahahah!

but as for the show, worse than your typing skills

[Snacks]

wait a minute, you actually did that by accident?! AHAHAHahahaha!

i thought it was just an awful "fixed" joke by TS!

ahahahah!

but as for the show, worse than your typing skills

OK Ebert what do you watch on tv?

[TripleSkeet]

wait a minute, you actually did that by accident?! AHAHAHahahaha!

i thought it was just an awful "fixed" joke by TS!

ahahahah!

but as for the show, worse than your typing skills

Apology accepted.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Here's a question.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner?

At this point - nothing, really. Hef is just glamorized for it.

[PapaBear]

Here's a question.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner?

At this point - nothing, really. Hef is just glamorized for it.
Hef's career is based on that lifestyle. Sheen's career is damaged by that lifestyle. And, not that I really care what Sheen does, I don't recall ever hearing of any problems drugs played in Hef's career.

[hanso]

No one can pull off wearing a scarf like Hugh Hefner, winning!

[Justice4all]

Aboooo!


and the show is fucking awful, I'm not surprised it's so popular

Totally agree. I don't know why he's making mad money for such an un-funny show. I wouldn't even say it's in the top 10 of funny shows.

[epo]

Here's a question.

What's the difference between Charlie Sheen and Hugh Hefner?

At this point - nothing, really. Hef is just glamorized for it.

The bowl of coke in the living room?

[Justice4all]

Authorities remove Sheen's children from the house (http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/02/charlie.sheen.sons/index.html?hpt=T2)

And we never saw this coming right?

[TripleSkeet]

Id love to know when he had time to threaten to cut her head off between all these interviews hes been giving.

[brettmojo]

Charlie Sheen, America's greatest living folk hero.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The bowl of coke in the living room?

You don't think there was shitloads of blow at the Mansion?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Hef's career is based on that lifestyle. Sheen's career is damaged by that lifestyle. And, not that I really care what Sheen does, I don't recall ever hearing of any problems drugs played in Hef's career.

The character he plays on the show is a boozing womanizer. Not like he was Michael Landon.

[TripleSkeet]

You don't think there was shitloads of blow at the Mansion?

I hear they kept it in the grotto.

[CurseoftheBambi]

you know im surprised Ant's not like this by now.

All Charlie needs to do is have his own Live from the Compound show...instead of karokie and pool shots we get him snorting coke off a whore's ass.

[TheGameHHH]

you know im surprised Ant's not like this by now.

All Charlie needs to do is have his own Live from the Compound show...instead of karokie and pool shots we get him snorting coke off a whore's ass.

Ant would have been like this if he made his money in the late 80's and early 90's rather than the late 90's and early 00's

[Judge Smails]

Really? Tiger Blood Radio? Seriously?


SiriusXM to Launch Radio Station Devoted to Charlie Sheen Coverage (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/siriusxm-launch-radio-station-devoted-164330)


Sirius XM will on Saturday launch "Tiger Blood Radio," the company announced Friday.

The station will be totally devoted to "breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications of the Charlie Sheen controversy," according to the statement.

It will broadcast for 24 hours beginning March 5 at 6 a.m. until March 6 at 6 a.m. on Sirius channel 108 and XM channel 139.

[spoon]

Really? Tiger Blood Radio? Seriously?


SiriusXM to Launch Radio Station Devoted to Charlie Sheen Coverage (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/siriusxm-launch-radio-station-devoted-164330)

pathetic

[KnoxHarrington]

I wish I still had XM so I could call in and cancel it over this shit.

[Contra]

Really? Tiger Blood Radio? Seriously?


SiriusXM to Launch Radio Station Devoted to Charlie Sheen Coverage (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/siriusxm-launch-radio-station-devoted-164330)


It's GLORIOUS!

[StanUpshaw]

Really? Tiger Blood Radio? Seriously?


SiriusXM to Launch Radio Station Devoted to Charlie Sheen Coverage (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/siriusxm-launch-radio-station-devoted-164330)

I think it's a great idea to launch channels that are devoted to exhaustively covering one single topic. It's retarded that this is the topic that chose, but I think the idea is good.

[Space Edge]

It's not like they launched a new channel and spent money on it. All they did was take a channel (Stars 2) that has no new programing on the weekends and they played clips from other shows on Sirius/XM who talked about Sheen.

[pennington]

I just heard that Charlie did a live web-cast last night. I haven't watched it yet but I'm sure there are some gems in it.

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He does seem to be enjoying himself.

[A.J.]

What Charlie and Black Earl have in common.... (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/bree-olson/charlie-sheen-goddess-rachel-oberlin-bree-olson-exposed-in-her-last-adult-photoshoot-egotastic-exclusive-from-zzinsidercom-007325)

[disneyspy]

What Charlie and Black Earl have in common.... (http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/bree-olson/charlie-sheen-goddess-rachel-oberlin-bree-olson-exposed-in-her-last-adult-photoshoot-egotastic-exclusive-from-zzinsidercom-007325)

they both blew a load on bree?

[Justice4all]

Sheen officially fired by Warner Bros. (http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/07/warner-bros-fires-charlie-sheen/?hpt=C2)

So much for that 3 million per episode huh? And it looks like he WASN'T doing his job like some people thought.

[pennington]

And it looks like he WASN'T doing his job like some people thought.

More like they didn't like being mocked. This would not reassure me if I owned any of their stock.

Too bad, I liked that show.

[jonyrotn]

I thought he was a lot more wild when he pitched for the Cleveland Indians..

[keithy_19]

I thought he was a lot more wild when he pitched for the Cleveland Indians..

Did CBS ever think about simply giving him a pair of glasses?

[TripleSkeet]

Sheen officially fired by Warner Bros. (http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/07/warner-bros-fires-charlie-sheen/?hpt=C2)

So much for that 3 million per episode huh? And it looks like he WASN'T doing his job like some people thought.

Doesnt look like that all. Its looks to me like a corporate executive just pulled the plug on the most succeful show on his station. Way to cut off your nose to spite your face. I wouldnt be happy if I had any financial stake in this company.

[keithy_19]

Doesnt look like that all. Its looks to me like a corporate executive just pulled the plug on the most succeful show on his station. Way to cut off your nose to spite your face. I wouldnt be happy if I had any financial stake in this company.

This makes me think. Are the executive's at the station dumb enough to simply cut ties with a person/show that made them so much money? Are their ego's that large to get them to fire someone who rips them?

[Snacks]

Doesnt look like that all. Its looks to me like a corporate executive just pulled the plug on the most succeful show on his station. Way to cut off your nose to spite your face. I wouldnt be happy if I had any financial stake in this company.

Exactly, while having to pay him the contract he just signed. They are going to owe him anywhere between $50 and $100 million and he will settle for whatever and be rich anyway! No to mention they will be paying him for syndication for a very long time. He wins they lose!

[jonyrotn]

If I was Dr Drew I'd sign him to a 3 million per episode contract yesterday..It's a potential noble prize winning endeavor..

[TripleSkeet]

This makes me think. Are the executive's at the station dumb enough to simply cut ties with a person/show that made them so much money? Are their ego's that large to get them to fire someone who rips them?

Uh...yes. Its Hollywood. They are all egomaniacs. They arent going to let this guy humiliate them publicly, even if it does cost them millions. Its understandable from a personal standpoint, baffling from a business one.

[jonyrotn]

Uh...yes. Its Ronfez.net. They are all egomaniacs. They arent going to let this GoneJon humiliate them publicly, even if it does cost them their self respect. Its understandable from a personal standpoint, baffling from any other one.

Sorry..i couldn't resist making a few small changes..

[Justice4all]

Doesnt look like that all. Its looks to me like a corporate executive just pulled the plug on the most succeful show on his station. Way to cut off your nose to spite your face. I wouldnt be happy if I had any financial stake in this company.


How I met your Mother and Big Bang is 10 times funnier than that show is right now.

It passed it's time. If this happened like 2-3 years ago then I would agree with you.
besides it makes so much money in syndication CBS isn't crying that much.

[jonyrotn]

How I met your Mother and Big Bang is 10 times funnier than that show is right now.

It passed it's time. If this happened like 2-3 years ago then I would agree with you.
besides it makes so much money in syndication CBS isn't crying that much.
Two and a half men? I don't really get it..
Did charlie sheen play a hermaphrodite in this stupid show?

[fezident]

I don't think this move by CBS is completely ego based. I think it's pre-emptive.

It's a safe bet that sponsors and advertisers would have pulled out. The companies that make fabric softener, shower gel, and tomato sauce simply aren't going to want their products associated with a guy who brags about snorting 7 grams a day.
Additionally, the show would be under a tremendous microscope. It would cave under the same fickle pressure that quickly destroyed Conan's version of The Tonight Show.

[Snacks]

I don't think this move by CBS is completely ego based. I think it's pre-emptive.

It's a safe bet that sponsors and advertisers would have pulled out. The companies that make fabric softener, shower gel, and tomato sauce simply aren't going to want their products associated with a guy who brags about snorting 7 grams a day.
Additionally, the show would be under a tremendous microscope. It would cave under the same fickle pressure that quickly destroyed Conan's version of The Tonight Show.

The difference is Sheens show is the highest rated comedy on tv. For all that would walk away 10 x would sign up and pay to advertise. Not only was Conans show a disaster he had no ratings so why not cave and fire him when someone else was getting better ratings at that same time spot just 6 months earlier?

[Snacks]

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[pennington]

Roseanne Barr shares her wisdom about the Sheen-Lorre dynamic.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Roseanne-Charlie-Sheen-1030464.aspx?rss=breakingnews

[Snacks]

Roseanne Barr shares her wisdom about the Sheen-Lorre dynamic.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Roseanne-Charlie-Sheen-1030464.aspx?rss=breakingnews

Roseanne Barr is annoying and I never liked her but what she says about Lorre and what Sheen says about him all might be true. The more this story grows the more stuff comes out about how Lorre is an awful person to work with too! Who knows? They are both rich and nuts its which type of crazy you like better!

[StanUpshaw]

But she hangs out with Fedor, so she must be kind of cool.

http://i.imgur.com/CejrA.jpg

[Justice4all]

The difference is Sheens show is the highest rated comedy on tv. For all that would walk away 10 x would sign up and pay to advertise. Not only was Conans show a disaster he had no ratings so why not cave and fire him when someone else was getting better ratings at that same time spot just 6 months earlier?


The only reason Two and 1/2 men is #1 NOW is because of the batshit rantings of Sheen. If he didn't do anything and said nothing that show would be in the middle of the pack ratings wise right now.

[TripleSkeet]

The only reason Two and 1/2 men is #1 NOW is because of the batshit rantings of Sheen. If he didn't do anything and said nothing that show would be in the middle of the pack ratings wise right now.

Ok, so how would the ratings look next season then? My guess is #1. They left a shitload of money on the table. End of story.

And hes gonna get paid all that money and maybe even more to stay home. Sounds like a win to me.

[Snacks]

Ok, so how would the ratings look next season then? My guess is #1. They left a shitload of money on the table. End of story.

And hes gonna get paid all that money and maybe even more to stay home. Sounds like a win to me.

The show is #1 because it has been #1 for 3 or 4 years now. They havent aired a new eps for 3 or 4 weeks so this current Sheen craze hasnt even helped yet. I just read before that the show will not be cancelled but they will rewrite and rework it somehow. I will be that will last 1 season without Sheen and will go from #1 to nothing quickly. People may watch it the 1st few weeks just to see the direction but then hate the direction and be out like every other show that has done something similar.

I hope he gets every penny owed to him plus more for them being dicks and breaching the contract!

[fezident]

I don't see it as a breach.
There simply must be clauses in his contract that demands that he behave a certain way. There must be SOME repercussions to this behavior.... right?
I'm speculating here, but I'm sure that Sheen in considered to be a representative/spokesman for the network. And the network DEFINITELY wants a cleaner image than the one that Sheen is displaying.

I hear stories all the time about some poor shmuck that works at some faceless office.... the person posts pictures on Facebook of drunken behavior... and they get fired.

Or some young teacher dances on the bar at Señor Frogs, and she gets fired when the pictures pop up on her FRIEND'S Facebook.
Etc etc.

These instances are many.

Sheen's already stated that he missed rehearsals. Rehearsals are an important and expensive process. If Sheen wants to do 7 grams of coke, miss rehearsals, and then BRAG about it.... he's gonna have to accept the consequences. He can't expect NOTHING to happen.
I've noticed that the only person who thinks that Sheen is delivering the goods on the set, is Sheen himself. Not one cast member, writer, producer, editor, or director has said even one nice thing about Sheen's work/performance. I would be very surprised if Sheen's contract isn't full of performance, attendance, and PR clauses.

[Snacks]

I don't see it as a breach.
There simply must be clauses in his contract that demands that he behave a certain way. There must be SOME repercussions to this behavior.... right?
I'm speculating here, but I'm sure that Sheen in considered to be a representative/spokesman for the network. And the network DEFINITELY wants a cleaner image than the one that Sheen is displaying.

I hear stories all the time about some poor shmuck that works at some faceless office.... the person posts pictures on Facebook of drunken behavior... and they get fired.

Or some young teacher dances on the bar at Señor Frogs, and she gets fired when the pictures pop up on her FRIEND'S Facebook.
Etc etc.

These instances are many.

Sheen's already stated that he missed rehearsals. Rehearsals are an important and expensive process. If Sheen wants to do 7 grams of coke, miss rehearsals, and then BRAG about it.... he's gonna have to accept the consequences. He can't expect NOTHING to happen.
I've noticed that the only person who thinks that Sheen is delivering the goods on the set, is Sheen himself. Not one cast member, writer, producer, editor, or director has said even one nice thing about Sheen's work/performance. I would be very surprised if Sheen's contract isn't full of performance, attendance, and PR clauses.

all those stories about Sheen happened before he signed or was offered a new contract. So his defense will be that they knew who he was and how he acted well before this contract extension and yet they still offered it to him and signed it!

I think he will win! Cant wait to see it play out in the courts.

[liverpunchspanky]

Charley's a
1/2 a mexican?!? Ah, pos no wonder...

[TripleSkeet]

I don't see it as a breach.
There simply must be clauses in his contract that demands that he behave a certain way. There must be SOME repercussions to this behavior.... right?

Wrong. And why must there be? Remember when a persons personal lives used to be their own business and not the business of their boss. Yea I do and thats how shit should be.

I'm speculating here, but I'm sure that Sheen in considered to be a representative/spokesman for the network. And the network DEFINITELY wants a cleaner image than the one that Sheen is displaying.

I hear stories all the time about some poor shmuck that works at some faceless office.... the person posts pictures on Facebook of drunken behavior... and they get fired.

Or some young teacher dances on the bar at Señor Frogs, and she gets fired when the pictures pop up on her FRIEND'S Facebook.
Etc etc.

These instances are many.

Wanting a clean image and thinking that it gives you a right to breach a contract are 2 different things. These nameless people you are talking about dont usually work under contract and if they did want to fight it usually cant afford the legal fees. Another perk to being rich.

And its also bullshit that these people have to worry about losing their jobs because of something like Facebook which is not a business related activity. All it does it make people scared to be who they are and have to hide everything they do. Bosses who fire people for something they see on Facebook should be able to be sued for wrongfull termination in my opinion.

Sheen's already stated that he missed rehearsals. Rehearsals are an important and expensive process. If Sheen wants to do 7 grams of coke, miss rehearsals, and then BRAG about it.... he's gonna have to accept the consequences. He can't expect NOTHING to happen.
I've noticed that the only person who thinks that Sheen is delivering the goods on the set, is Sheen himself. Not one cast member, writer, producer, editor, or director has said even one nice thing about Sheen's work/performance. I would be very surprised if Sheen's contract isn't full of performance, attendance, and PR clauses.

Rehearsals are not an expensive process. And for someone thats been bigtime acting regularly for the last 25 years its not really important either. Missing rehearsal doesnt cost the studio anything. It happens on tv shows all the time.

It doesnt really matter what the writers producers or anyone else on the set thinks. Sheen can confidently say hes deliviering the goods because hes the STAR of the #1 show on tv. That gives him every right to say hes delivering the goods. Theyve also never said one thing about him fucking up during shooting or anything like that.

He CAN brag about doing coke and yea there are repercussions. They kicked him off the show basically breaching the contract. Now THEY have to deal with the repercussions of that. Basically paying the guy what they owe him and whatever extra they wind up having to pay. Then next year they are gonna put a new 2 1/2 men on with John Stamos or whoever and watch the ratings plummet like the Titanic.

[sailor]

Have you read anywhere they are guilty of breach of contract? I haven't and would assume with all their lawyers they'd not accidentally have that happen, if it did.

[TripleSkeet]

Have you read anywhere they are guilty of breach of contract? I haven't and would assume with all their lawyers they'd not accidentally have that happen, if it did.

Sure I have. CBS put out a letter claiming his drug use was impacting the show and claimed they wanted letters from his doctors and all kinds of other shit. So they dont wanna pay. There fore Sheen is saying they are in breach and is taking them to court. It basically comes down to how the court decides if they are in breach or not. But theyll probably wind up settling anyway.

[sailor]

So, it's basically contested?

[fezident]

Skeet....
I respectfully disagree with some of your points.

I do think that rehearsals are expensive and important. Cameras, lights, sound, makeup, props, etc etc... all those departments are involved in the rehearsal phase. From those rehearsals... the creative team learns how & where to edit, make changes to scripts, and hundreds of other factors. All of those people are definitely on-the-clock.
But even if they weren't being paid... the rehearsals would still have tremendous creative value. And even IF Charlie Sheen himself didn't "need to rehearse because he's such a consumate pro", what about the other actors? What about the other departments?


You mentioned "personal lives" in your post. Sheen's life is anything but personal. He's publicized it to the 10th degree.
I'm sure that when he missed a rehearsal... he claimed "I'm really sick... I've got a migraine" (or what have you). Now he's on 20/20 saying "I bang out 7 gram rocks. That's how I roll. Nobody takes drugs like I can. Not Keith Richards... not anyone."





Now, as for the other stuff, I admit that I'm merely specualting here but;
I feel very confident in saying that Charlie has been repeatedly warned by the network that his behavior needs to change. I can almost guarantee that, on more than one occasion, the network told him that he needs to change his ways and I'm sure that Charlie promised them that he "definitely would". It's just how these things go. Drug addicts always lie and say "never again". It's part of the cycle.

The bottom line is.... he's behaving a certain way now. He's behaving erratically. I simply can't imagine putting him in front of a camera today and yelling "ACTION!"... and then getting a usable take out of it.

[CountryBob]

The only thing left to do now is for Sheen to end up in some horiffic death - go out a legend!

[TripleSkeet]

The bottom line is.... he's behaving a certain way now. He's behaving erratically. I simply can't imagine putting him in front of a camera today and yelling "ACTION!"... and then getting a usable take out of it.

Ok, I get all your points. But see this one? You hear stories all the time of athletes and actors that were completely fucked up on drugs or alcohol yet were able to do their job day in and day out without problem.

Look at the stories of Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantles drinking. Of how Lawrence Taylor would be coked out of his mind while playing. Actors like Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper, etc.

True pros get the job done, regardless of what vice they have. Not saying it isnt possible that Sheen would meltdown on camera from what hes doing, just saying it hasnt happened yet and I wouldnt be surprised if it didnt.

[Snacks]

Ok, I get all your points. But see this one? You hear stories all the time of athletes and actors that were completely fucked up on drugs or alcohol yet were able to do their job day in and day out without problem.

Look at the stories of Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantles drinking. Of how Lawrence Taylor would be coked out of his mind while playing. Actors like Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper, etc.

True pros get the job done, regardless of what vice they have. Not saying it isnt possible that Sheen would meltdown on camera from what hes doing, just saying it hasnt happened yet and I wouldnt be surprised if it didnt.

But he was worse before and all the no shows to rehearsals and showing up high or drunk happened before they offered him the new contract. So they knew all that and still offered him a new contract. So basically his argument is going to be they knew all along but as long as he didnt talk shit about them they didnt care. They didnt care about his health or life as long as he made them money!

[fezident]

Snacks... to be fair... there's at least a CHANCE that his new contract had a "_____ must change" clause in it.
IE : punctuality, attendance, work ethic, no-more-arrests, etc.

While I see your point, I maintain that the "this was always fucked up" argument isn't always a proper way to make a case. Perhaps ( and again, I don't have any real insight into this situation) CBS used the new contract to negotiate some kind of "three strikes and you're out" policy.

I will be very interested to see how it all plays out in the next few weeks.

[TripleSkeet]

Charlie claims to have a so-called 'Michael J. Fox Clause' in his contract, referring to the fact that Michael still earned money from 'Spin City' even after he left the show (and was replaced by Charlie Sheen). Charlie's contract with 'Two and a Half Men' is reportedly based on a similar model, which is why he hopes the show continues without him.

If this is true CBS is fucked. Like it or not, drug addiction is considered a disease and if he had this clause they are gonna have to pay him.

[StanUpshaw]

DEAR GOD, JUST THINK OF WHAT THIS WILL DO TO THE BOWLING SHIRT INDUSTRY!!!!!!


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[Justice4all]

Ok, so how would the ratings look next season then? My guess is #1. They left a shitload of money on the table. End of story.

And hes gonna get paid all that money and maybe even more to stay home. Sounds like a win to me.

You really think that Two and a Half Men will be #1 NEXT SEASON? Really???
Sheen isn't going to be on the show. And that is the main reason people watch the re-runs NOW...because they want to see Mr. Manic himself!
With him gone...so are any chances of high ratings.

[Justice4all]

Ok, I get all your points. But see this one? You hear stories all the time of athletes and actors that were completely fucked up on drugs or alcohol yet were able to do their job day in and day out without problem.

Look at the stories of Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantles drinking. Of how Lawrence Taylor would be coked out of his mind while playing. Actors like Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper, etc.

True pros get the job done, regardless of what vice they have. Not saying it isnt possible that Sheen would meltdown on camera from what hes doing, just saying it hasnt happened yet and I wouldnt be surprised if it didnt.

I think the phrase you're looking for is 'functioning addict' and it's clear Sheen is anything BUT one of those.

[keithy_19]

You really think that Two and a Half Men will be #1 NEXT SEASON? Really???
Sheen isn't going to be on the show. And that is the main reason people watch the re-runs NOW...because they want to see Mr. Manic himself!
With him gone...so are any chances of high ratings.

I'm sure the first episode would have huge ratings.

[Justice4all]

I'm sure the first episode would have huge ratings.

Season Ratings is based on multiple episodes...but I bet you knew that.
Sure the 1st episode will be the most watched.
Then watch Episode 2 be in the middle of the pack at best

[keithy_19]

Season Ratings is based on multiple episodes...but I bet you knew that.
Sure the 1st episode will be the most watched.
Then watch Episode 2 be in the middle of the pack at best

Yes. I agree with you too.

But then again it could stick if the show is good. People watched the show for Sheen and the kid (no offense to Cryer). Unfortunately, the novelty of Jones wore off as he got older and not having Sheen will undoubtedly hurt the ratings. But if they were to get someone like Rob Lowe (as Sheen wants) to reaplce the character of Charlie it could keep the show successful.

[sailor]

isn't it silly to be arguing terms of his contract which none of us have any idea about?

[sup3rstar]

I really like his attitude :P hes sending the message that hes a true "winner" lol.

I do think "two and a half men" will continue and Charlie Sheen will settle his scores and come to mutual agreements soon.

atleast i hope so :\

[Snacks]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110310/ap_en_ot/us_people_charlie_sheen

Hope he wins!

[fezident]

Ok, I get all your points. But see this one? You hear stories all the time of athletes and actors that were completely fucked up on drugs or alcohol yet were able to do their job day in and day out without problem.

Look at the stories of Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantles drinking. Of how Lawrence Taylor would be coked out of his mind while playing. Actors like Jack Nicholson, Dennis Hopper, etc.

True pros get the job done, regardless of what vice they have. Not saying it isnt possible that Sheen would meltdown on camera from what hes doing, just saying it hasnt happened yet and I wouldnt be surprised if it didnt.

That is all true. You definitely make a strong case.
My sense of things though is that the network would view people like Babe Ruth and Mickey as rarities. As exceptions to the rule. For every one Lawrence Taylor, there's a dozen Steven Adlers. For every Jack Nicholson, there's a dozen Sly Stones.

My experiences with drug addicts (and after so many years in the music biz, I have worked closely with two or three truly batshit crazy addicts) is that they reach a point where they cease to make sense. The damage reaches new depths.

I believe Sheen to be at this point of damage. The lack of logic in his statement is staggering. He contradicts himself several times in just a few minutes.
IE:
-"I have tiger blood. I have Adonis DNA. I'm superhuman. I'm an F18. I am a warrior. I'm a rockstar from Mars."
He made these statements AFTER being admitted to the hospital for "laughing too hard while watching TV."
Seriously. That was the public statement.
He laughed so hard he needed to be hospitalized.
That is NOT something that would fall a warrior. Or even a newborn baby.

One minute, he's claiming to be sooo evolved, so "above" and so mentally superieror to the people at CBS... but the very next moment... he's verbally claiming to be so anguished and damaged by this experience that he now wants "three million per episode, take it or leave it". He doesn't see that as a contradiction. The only reason this whole thing started was because Charlie Sheen, the F18 Adonis, was hospitalized YET AGAIN for not being able to withstand his lifestyle. There is nothing about him that is magically strong or immune to anything. He couldn't physically handle the drugs, and he can't emotionally handle his current situation. But yet, he CLAIMS to be supremely impervious to both.

- In yet another interview, he stated that "the people he parties with are touched by him. they go to another place. they have a magical experience that they will never forget, and even though he will forget THEM, they will forever be touched by the experience and pleasure that he's given them." Immediately after saying that, the interviewer said "one of those girls thought she was going to OD." And Sheen's response was "what does that have to do with ME?!?!"
Exactly ONE SECOND before saying that, he was saying that it had EVERYTHING to do with him.

The contradictions go on and on like that.

I've worked for and with addicts who've behaved in similar ways.

It is my opinion that CBS saw in Sheen "the end". They saw a person that could not be reasoned with... placated... satisfied... or calmed.
As I stated in my earlier post, I think they saw a guy who simply could not be put onstage in front of a camera. No matter how much aggressive editing they were prepared to do... they still would -most likely- not be able to deliver a show that would be acceptable to air on their network.

[TripleSkeet]

You really think that Two and a Half Men will be #1 NEXT SEASON? Really???
Sheen isn't going to be on the show. And that is the main reason people watch the re-runs NOW...because they want to see Mr. Manic himself!
With him gone...so are any chances of high ratings.

I think you need to read a little more closely. I said they WOULD have been #1...meaning if they had kept Sheen. Thats my point. The fact that hes gone is going to doom the show now. I even said in a later post that when they replace him ratings will sink like the Titanic.

[Snacks]

I think you need to read a little more closely. I said they WOULD have been #1...meaning if they had kept Sheen. Thats my point. The fact that hes gone is going to doom the show now. I even said in a later post that when they replace him ratings will sink like the Titanic.

I knew that what you were saying too. The show is in reruns and it isnt #1 now either. No one is tuning into the show because of what is going on. If they kept him they would continue to watch and even more people would tune it because of all that happened. The show has been the #1 comedy on tv for 3 years. It has nothing to do with the crazy stuff going on now. So anyone who thinks whats happening now is helping the show is an idiot!

CBS is Losing a lot here and Sheen just filed a $100 million lawsuit and hopefully wins what he has coming to him in that contract!

[TripleSkeet]

I knew that what you were saying too. The show is in reruns and it isnt #1 now either. No one is tuning into the show because of what is going on. If they kept him they would continue to watch and even more people would tune it because of all that happened. The show has been the #1 comedy on tv for 3 years. It has nothing to do with the crazy stuff going on now. So anyone who thinks whats happening now is helping the show is an idiot!

CBS is Losing a lot here and Sheen just filed a $100 million lawsuit and hopefully wins what he has coming to him in that contract!

If that crazy son of a bitch winds up getting even half of that in the lawsuit , he should get "WINNING" tattooed across his forehead.

[Jayw]

If that crazy son of a bitch winds up getting even half of that in the lawsuit , he should get "WINNING" tattooed across his forehead.

I got to say I was all sheen all day for like the first couple days, but now he is coming off pretty pathetic on TV. I am still pro sheen and hope he keeps his 'fuck the normal operation- sorry im going to rehab' attitude going.

But too much sheen is now officially a bad thing.

[TripleSkeet]

I got to say I was all sheen all day for like the first couple days, but now he is coming off pretty pathetic on TV. I am still pro sheen and hope he keeps his 'fuck the normal operation- sorry im going to rehab' attitude going.

But too much sheen is now officially a bad thing.

I agree. I dont even follow him now. But Im just saying if he comes out of this without a job but $50 mill richer? I have to tip my hat to him.

[furie]

http://www.independents-comic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/194881_156521897737852_100001401295556_343342_6384 198_o.jpg

[Judge Smails]

He's taking his show on the road. Tickets go on sale Saturday.

My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show (http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/1568566)

I'm going on the road. LIVE.

Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth?
WILL THERE BE MORE?!?!

This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock.

Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me.



http://media.ticketmaster.com/tm/en-us/dbimages/77231a.jpg

[hanso]

Can someone embed his ustream shows please? The 2nd one I'd most like to see. TY.

[Justice4all]

Police search Sheens house for weapons (http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/03/11/charlie.sheen/index.html?hpt=T2)

I guess they took that Vatican assassin thing seriously.

[Justice4all]

Charlie Sheen....from TV to tweet to...PORN?? (http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/09/vivid-entertainment-offers-charlie-sheen-a-job/)

Charlie Sheen may have been fired from "Two and a Half Men," but the actor isn't wanting for job offers.

Steven Hirsch, the founder and co-chairman of adult film company Vivid Entertainment, sent a letter to the 45-year-old actor requesting that he consider working on one of their films.

Hirsch explains in the letter, dated March 3, that Sheen would be just perfect for a parody entitled “Two and a Half Women” that will be filmed for Vivid.com “within the next several days.”



“We think it would be great if you would come in and direct the movie,” Hirsch writes. “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.”

[Contra]

Charlie Sheen....from TV to tweet to...PORN?? (http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2011/03/09/vivid-entertainment-offers-charlie-sheen-a-job/)

Charlie Sheen may have been fired from "Two and a Half Men," but the actor isn't wanting for job offers.

Steven Hirsch, the founder and co-chairman of adult film company Vivid Entertainment, sent a letter to the 45-year-old actor requesting that he consider working on one of their films.

Hirsch explains in the letter, dated March 3, that Sheen would be just perfect for a parody entitled “Two and a Half Women” that will be filmed for Vivid.com “within the next several days.”



“We think it would be great if you would come in and direct the movie,” Hirsch writes. “You pick the scenarios, positions, etc. The fact that you are the ultimate connoisseur of adult films would definitely work to your advantage.”

This guy is a great pitchman

[mdr55]

Has this guy been screen yet? Where is mobile crisis at? Or don't that have them there in Cali. It's going to be EPIC!

[sup3rstar]

I think Charlie Sheen is acting in real life and knows exactly what hes doing. He has set up a website, youtube channel, twitter etc. He has branded himself and its going to sell.

SOld me lol

[Justice4all]

This guy is a great pitchman

I'll say. He's making it hard (no pun intended) for Charlie to say no.
And at least he admitted to the money that will be made.

[Justice4all]

Has this guy been screen yet? Where is mobile crisis at? Or don't that have them there in Cali. It's going to be WINNING!

Fixed it for you!

[jonyrotn]

If I was the producer I would replace him with Emilio Estevez.. That should sting..

[Contra]

If I was the producer I would replace him with Emilio Estevez.. That should sting..

And he should be a zombie. Zombie Emilio Estevez this could work

[cougarjake13]

If I was the producer I would replace him with Emilio Estevez.. That should sting..

someone told me emilio already showed up on the show as another character and i think died in the episode or something

[Contra]

someone told me emilio already showed up on the show as another character and i think died in the episode or something

Hence my zombie idea

[Judge Smails]

If I was the producer I would replace him with Emilio Estevez.. That should sting..

I'm surprised no one thought of that until now. Oh wait . . . I did - in the fourth post in this thread. FACE!!!

[jonyrotn]

I'm surprised no one thought of that until now. Oh wait . . . I did - in the fourth post in this thread. FACE!!!
Sorry..I usually only read the first three posts..

[fezident]

If I were the producer, I would replace him with Clint Howard. That would sting.

[TripleSkeet]

Looks like he is winning after all...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/report-cbs-wants-sheen-back/winning/#

[Snoogans]

Looks like he is winning after all...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/report-cbs-wants-sheen-back/winning/#

of course they are. they wanna make money

[TripleSkeet]

of course they are. they wanna make money

Damn right. I was wondering how long it would take for someone to basically say "Ok, I dont give a shit what was said or done. This tv show is worth hundreds of millions, and we arent going to throw that away over hurt feelings. Put your shit aside and get everyone back and ready to make us some fucking money again."

Theres a reason Les Moonves has been around as long as he has.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Didn't watch the shit before, wont watch it now either.

[IamFogHat]

This story made me laugh
http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2011/03/i-think-he-took-it-well

[Justice4all]

The reviews are in...and Charlie bombed BIG time in Detroit.

Take a look. He better quit now before he gets shot in NYC while on stage. (http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html)

[TripleSkeet]

The reviews are in...and Charlie bombed BIG time in Detroit.

Take a look. He better quit now before he gets shot in NYC while on stage. (http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html)

Different city, different story. Word out of Chicago is that he killed last night. No cancellation in sight.

His career is basically a yoyo.

[KnoxHarrington]

Different city, different story. Word out of Chicago is that he killed last night. No cancellation in sight.

His career is basically a yoyo.

I'm inclined to think he intentionally put on a shit show in Detroit to add to the feeling that this tour is just off-the-rails craziness that could go down in flames at any second.

[pennington]

Detroit was the first show. Much like any performance (play, comedian or singer), you have to see what works and what doesn't.

It's smart for him to do this now. Nobody will care in 6 months.

[Contra]

Detroit was the first show. Much like any performance (play, comedian or singer), you have to see what works and what doesn't.

It's smart for him to do this now. Nobody will care in 6 months.

I don't think the people that bought tickets really care anymore either. They just have to go to "get their money's worth"

[StanUpshaw]

People who bought a ticket for that deserve what they get.

[Justice4all]

People who bought a ticket for that deserve what they get.

QFT

[Justice4all]

The reviews are in...and Charlie bombed BIG time in Detroit.

Take a look. He better quit now before he gets shot in NYC while on stage. (http://www.cnn.com/2011/SHOWBIZ/04/02/sheen.tour.kickoff/index.html)


Well he didn't get shot but I pretty much knew this would happen as soon as he tried his insanity tour in NYC. Sorry Charlie...you're no longer winning. Stay in CA where this is the norm. (http://insidetv.ew.com/2011/04/09/charlie-sheen-at-radio-city-hes-losing/?hpt=T2)

[razorboy]

I'm sure he'll have something stupid to say about this. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sources-confirm-ashton-kutcher-will-188048)

[TripleSkeet]

I'm sure he'll have something stupid to say about this. (http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/sources-confirm-ashton-kutcher-will-188048)

Well, that shows officially done. If it lasts the whole season Id be completely shocked.

[SonOfSmeagol]

Well, that shows officially done. If it lasts the whole season Id be completely shocked.

I dunno man - the guy's got skills. combined with some really good writing...who knows?

[furie]

this is going to blow.

[furie]

they should just cut a deal with sheen, he needs the cash, they need to wrap up the show.

[Snacks]

Ashton Kutcher is a terrible actor and not funny at all! This will help Charlie Sheen look like he made the show! There were so many actors up for this and they picked this POS?

[pennington]

they should just cut a deal with sheen, he needs the cash, they need to wrap up the show.

Sheen has said he will return and CBS has said publicly they want him back. Apparently it's an ego thing with Chuck Lorre.

The Hugh Grant idea was interesting. Ashton Kutcher looks like it's got train-wreck written all over it. Figure there will be a big initial tune-in then the numbers will drop dramatically and I doubt there will be a second season. But hey, maybe Demi Moore will make a surprise visit.

Funny how no one mentions Jon Cryer. He's been carrying 50% of that show since Day 1.

[cougarjake13]

Sheen has said he will return and CBS has said publicly they want him back. Apparently it's an ego thing with Chuck Lorre.

The Hugh Grant idea was interesting. Ashton Kutcher looks like it's got train-wreck written all over it. Figure there will be a big initial tune-in then the numbers will drop dramatically and I doubt there will be a second season. But hey, maybe Demi Moore will make a surprise visit.

Funny how no one mentions Jon Cryer. He's been carrying 50% of that show since Day 1.



i woulda loved to see grant

[Snacks]

i woulda loved to see grant

Thats who I wanted. I thought maybe you use him as the long lost brother that was raised by his father in London or something like that. Grant has great humor. But Ashton will be as dumb as the kid. They should name this show 3 half men with a fat maid! Bad choice getting Ashton!

[Contra]

If they somehow work in the entire cast of That 70's Show, it might survive.

[StanUpshaw]

You guys watch that show?!

I'm telling Ron. :annoyed:

[PapaBear]

Ashton Kutcher is a terrible actor
Are you kidding? I totally believed he didn't know where his car was. Very impressive performance.

[cougarjake13]

Are you kidding? I totally believed he didn't know where his car was. Very impressive performance.

and remember that butterfly movie ?? i totally thought it was true

[Contra]

and remember that butterfly movie ?? i totally thought it was true

And Killers...

No I'm not even going to try

[hanso]

He is slotted to host/MC The Gathering of the Juggalos.

[cougarjake13]

He is slotted to host/MC The Gathering of the Juggalos.

heard that


could go either way

[Justice4all]

heard that


could go either way

Let's hope it goes the way of Tila Tequila