Your First Encounter With The Police?

[The Blowhard]

I was 12, and I was shooting jap rockets at cars off the BQE Overpass. That darn Cop chased me, confiscated my gross of rockets and took me home to my parents. I was lucky, back then they gave troublemaking kids "J.D.(juvenile delinquent) Cards".
I never got one, just the wrath of my Father.

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[Sheeplovr]

this is easy kindergaten when

After i took a ride with a stanger the police asked me abotu him

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[MANdrew]

i was always getting chased by cops on my bike or skates for some ridiculous reason or another, the first real altercation came when i was 14 or 15 and the cops broke up a party, i was in the bathroom puking my life away, so they took me home to my parents. i tried the whole drive to drunkenly convince the cop that he didnt need to talk to my parents, all the way up to the front door, i was saying "you dont have to come in, im ok, you can go back to your car now" he didnt buy it

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[nickeye]

Did Heckler say "jap rockets"?

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[The Blowhard]

Did Heckler say "jap rockets"?


Yep. Also known as "Bottle Rockets". Is "Jap Rockets" offensive? Is this an invasion of the "PC Police"? ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

I had 5 guys in my 75 Monte and I drove down a one-way street in Hoboken, near the river and Elysian Park. Two cops pulled us over and we slipped an open bottle of wine under the passenger seat...
We all got out and when the cop went to pull out the wine bottle he spilled it all over his arm and sleeve...
I was pretty high and feeling pretty damn good :) but the cops let us go after he checked my paperwork...
I truly think they may have had a couple themselves...
It was pretty funny afterward!

EDIT: Sorry, not my first, maybe my 6th or 7th...Sometimes i don't read so good :)

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This message was edited by FUNKMAN on 2-2-02 @ 10:28 PM

[nickeye]

Heh, heh. Jap rockets. That kills me. Kinda like those little brown Brazil nuts; what were they called, again?

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[jafter]

Graduation night 1983.
We were driving home from a party. I was holding my buddy out the passenger side window so he could puke. It was a 2 door ambassador. Well we were going about 75 in 30 with a guy out the window and the cops pull us over and says
"you boys graduate tonight"
we go "yes sir"
cop: "Have you been drinking"
us :"yes sir"
cop "does graduating give you the right to drink and drive"
us : "no sir"
cop: "ok take him home and I don't want to see you on the road the rest of the night, otherwise I will call your parents".
us: "yes sir".

We dragged our friend home to his dad and left him in the foyer and hauled our asses home.

Gotta love those liberal cops of the 80's. Nowadays we would have gone to jail. 17 drinking, speeding. Fuhgedaboutit.

[Zipgun]

When I was about 10 or 11 I stole a bike on a dare. Someone ratted me out and the cops came to my house. I'd already ditched the bike somewhere by then. The cop asks me in front of my mom if I stole it, and I said no. So my mom did that whole "I know my son and he would never do anything like that!" bit. And since I didn't have the bike anymore, they couldn't prove anything, and he just had to leave.

YOU HEAR THAT COPPERS! YOU GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! NOTHIN'!

And I'm still lookin' for that little rat fuck.

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This message was edited by skidmark on 2-4-02 @ 9:31 PM

[MANdrew]

Kinda like those little brown Brazil nuts; what were they called, again?
im just quoting this in case you missed it the first time

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[The Blowhard]

You guys don't realize that we are talking "Old School" here. I remember my first day of school, and the school was 99.9% white. We had one black kid in our class, known as "the little colored boy". It wasn't a slur, that was what black people were called. Then Negro. Then Afro,
then Black, followed by African-American, and now, people of color? See how silly it is? Times change, and you can say people of color but not colored. We are doomed!

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[nickeye]

Kinda like those little brown Brazil nuts; what were they called, again?I double-dog dare you.

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[Wormface]

The first time I had an altercation with a police officer was also the first time I was thrown in the drunk tank..

I was drinking with my friends on the lawn of their apartment building.. And a cop car drives by, so we hide the beer, but the cop already saw us drinking so he got out and came over to us.. He was being nice about it, just asking us to throw the beer away.. But me in my drunken state didnt think that was right, so I start wising off to the cop (always fun) and before i know it.. two cops are wrasslin me against a fence tryin to force the cuffs on. I had one arm flailing in the air as im shouting "Fo what, what you arresting me for, fo what motherfucker!" like a shady niggra on cops.. They didnt take me in that easily but they did..

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[nickeye]

I bet it was one of those "mobile" apartment buildings...

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[furie]

it was like 2am, I was 17 driving a friend home. he was drunk out of his mind. I was getting impatient with a red light so i made a left on the red. apparently the cop was right there at the corner. I was nervous as hell. I told him that my friend was drunk and i was the DD. i also slipped him an LBA card with my license. Since I hadn't been drinking, and my father was a Lt in NYPD, he cut me a break. I was never so scared.



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[sourkitty]

the first encounter was when i
got caught shop lifting...by
my house there is a stripmall
of
stores...walgreens..kmart..gnc
..grandunion..payless..a
bank....u get the idea....well
i stole something wrong
walgreen(caffine pills) and
left the store goin up to
kmart to pik up a cd and a few
movies...well right when i
left kmart wit all that
stollen shit the cops walked
over to me with the security
guard and told me that they
hav been following me since
walgreens...i got in biiiiig
trouble...i was li


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