2011 Pga

[hanso]

Good match on now. Good leader board. Tough greens. Farmers @ Torrey pines. GOLF CH.

[disneyspy]

i dont see anything tough about these greens or pin placements,no major undulations and a lot of mid green placements and the turf looks top notch

i hate this time of year cuz i know i'll soon be getting ansty to get out on my home course but we still have 3 feet of snow on the ground,sorry if i come off sounding like a dick,stupid snow

[Jayw]

I am enjoying the coverage so far today. Golf is probably the best thing to watch while working out, no sound needed. A lot of the younger players are in the hunt that I like to follow like bubba watson and dustin johnson. Bubba is prolly one of my favorite players now a days. Hoping for a classic mickelson collapse tommorow.

This has got me jonesin to play- sucks that it is still the middle of winter here though.

[hanso]

Daly looked good early on. Then fell back. Sunday looks to be shaping up nice. Around a dozen players are about six strokes back.

[hanso]

Phil just killed a snake. We might have two leftys on top of the leader board again.

[weekapaugjz]

i'm pulling for vegas

[weekapaugjz]

that swing cam in HD is pretty sweet

[disneyspy]

i'm pulling for vegas

why? because what happens in him, stays in him?

[weekapaugjz]

why? because what happens in him, stays in him?

you think you know, but you have no idea.

[epo]

i'm pulling for vegas

Hes wearing the gayest shirt I've ever seen on the tour.

[disneyspy]

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[epo]

Anthony Kim deserved that shitty tee shot just for wearing those pants.

[weekapaugjz]

Hes wearing the gayest shirt I've ever seen on the tour.

homophobe.

[epo]

homophobe.

That's a lie. I've never picked on DisneySpy for being a homo, only for his saggy balls.

[disneyspy]

ballaphobe

[weekapaugjz]

epo, you a fan of bubba's driver?

[epo]

epo, you a fan of bubba's driver?

I seriously saw it and started laughing.

[disneyspy]

i'm glad spoon is posting to himself in the hockey thread,that fucker's got more issues than sports illusrated

[epo]

I think everyone needs Farmers Insurance on eighteen today.

[weekapaugjz]

vegas really dspyed that one.

[disneyspy]

that branch fucks up the asthetics of that tree,trim that fucker!

[epo]

I'm glad Watson made that. It serves Mickelson right for not waiting.

[disneyspy]

ha way to go weekavegas

[weekapaugjz]

i hope rickie fowler never wins a pga event.

[disneyspy]

holy shit nice effort for michletitts

[weekapaugjz]

fucking crybaby.

[disneyspy]

fucking crybaby.

no shit,what is he,the speaker of the house?

[Jayw]

What an ending. Bubba came through for the win. bubbas last two victory interviews almost make me cry everytime. That stuff with his dad pulls the heart strings.

[cougarjake13]

What an ending. Bubba came through for the win. bubbas last two victory interviews almost make me cry everytime. That stuff with his dad pulls the heart strings.

what happened to his dad ??

or is his dad tom watson ?

i dont follow pga all that much

[Snoogans]

what happened to his dad ??

or is his dad tom watson ?

i dont follow pga all that much

his dad was battling cancer when he won last year and he was very emotional, and his dad passed away from it in October so this was his first win without his dad

as far as i know he is of no relation to Tom Watson

[weekapaugjz]

damn. huge eagle by points to take the lead.

[disneyspy]

damn. huge eagle by points to take the lead.

that was pretty fuckin sweet

[weekapaugjz]

that was pretty fuckin sweet

especially playing with bill murray. how fucking cool would that be?

[weekapaugjz]

i'm glad we haven't had to look at fowler's fucking orange abomination.

[disneyspy]

especially playing with bill murray. how fucking cool would that be?

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[disneyspy]

oh golly he's hot today

[disneyspy]

damn, bill murray seems genuinley happy to finally be on a winning team

[hanso]

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Go Freddie!

[Jayw]

Pretty damn entertaining match between bubba and kaymer. I love how the commentators just made fun of kaymers fancy neck ware. what the fuck is that scarf about.

Bubba down 1 going into 18 hopefully he can pull off a comeback after practically giving the win away.

[Snoogans]

i cant wait to see these finals tomorrow. The match play is my favorite event because, more than stroke play, you can see pressure gettin to these guys. You see a guy hit a good shot and then his opponent gets nervous, tries to answer, and fucks up. its really fun to see how fast shit can swing

[hanso]

Scarf boy is ranked world #1 now.

[hanso]

The American with two South Park main characters names is leading the Honda.


Kyle Stanley

[hanso]

Oh No! They Killed Kyle Stanley!

[disneyspy]

if my greens looked this bad i'd be fired and i definately dont work on a PGA tour course,fuckin horrible

[midwestjeff]

The American with two South Park main characters names is leading the Honda.

Kyle Stanley

Could this possibly Pepper's long lost brother?

I'm sure his dad was scamming the govt.
with at least three or four different families.
Dope doesn't buy itself.

[hanso]

And there is Dottie Pepper.

[Snoogans]

dotty pepper sucks balls

[hanso]

This might be a match coming down to it.

[Jayw]

Some damn entertaining golf in the past hour. Maybe its just because I am a D. Johnson fanboy. Good shit though.

[hanso]

65 killer round.

[Jayw]

I have never so many people in the top 10 hitting it right in the water on the last couple holes. Loving it.

[disneyspy]

toms and choi going into a playoff at the TPC

[disneyspy]

wow what a choke

[Snoogans]

who choked and who won, i missed it

[disneyspy]

who choked and who won, i missed it

toms missed a 4 footer in the first playoff hole,choi sank his for the win

[A.J.]

Goddamn, what a meltdown.

[Snoogans]

i saw the highlights. it was bad, but i was expecting like 3 straight shots hooked OB or something. like how Phil usually does it

[disneyspy]

the bad thing about it was his 13 year old kid was right there when he missed and started crying

[Snoogans]

i actually found that part kinda funny

[KnoxHarrington]

Tiger Woods is going to skip this year's US Open.

Tiger Woods pulled out of the U.S. Open on Tuesday because of lingering issues with his left leg, leaving him uncertain how soon he can resume his pursuit of Jack Nicklaus' record for major titles.

It will be the first time Woods has missed the U.S. Open since 1994, when he had just graduated high school.

"I am extremely disappointed that I won't be playing in the U.S. Open, but it's time for me to listen to my doctors and focus on the future," Woods said on his website. "I was hopeful that I could play, but if I did, I risk further damage to my left leg. My knee and Achilles tendon are not fully healed."

Woods said he hoped to be ready for the AT&T National, which starts June 30 at Aronomink, and the next two majors. Then again, he said two weeks ago he would do everything possible to be ready for the U.S. Open, which is far more significant.

Jack Nicklaus' record is looking more and more secure every day.

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,2076277,00.html?sct=hp_t2_a3&eref=sihp

[cougarjake13]

Tiger Woods is going to skip this year's US Open.



Jack Nicklaus' record is looking more and more secure every day.

http://www.golf.com/golf/tours_news/article/0,28136,2076277,00.html?sct=hp_t2_a3&eref=sihp



while its not looking as auotmatic as it once was he still has plenty of years to scrap a few more together over the next 10 to 15 years to pass him


hes not gonna shatter it like we all thought


i think he'll be lucky to break 20

[KnoxHarrington]

while its not looking as auotmatic as it once was he still has plenty of years to scrap a few more together over the next 10 to 15 years to pass him


hes not gonna shatter it like we all thought


i think he'll be lucky to break 20

You might be right; he's 35, and needs 5 more majors to pass Nicklaus. I checked to see how many majors Nicklaus won from the time he was 35 on: he won 6 majors (the 1975 and 1986 Masters, the 1980 US Open, the 1978 British, and the 1975 and 1980 PGA.)

So maybe he can get better and dominate again: there doesn't really seem to be anyone rising up to take his place just yet. It does seem, however, that Tiger's health woes seem to be getting worse.

[cougarjake13]

You might be right; he's 35, and needs 5 more majors to pass Nicklaus. I checked to see how many majors Nicklaus won from the time he was 35 on: he won 6 majors (the 1975 and 1986 Masters, the 1980 US Open, the 1978 British, and the 1975 and 1980 PGA.)

So maybe he can get better and dominate again: there doesn't really seem to be anyone rising up to take his place just yet. It does seem, however, that Tiger's health woes seem to be getting worse.



i dont think he'll dominate like he did


but he'll win a couple majors and prob the 5 he needs

[Snoogans]

good start for Phil, droppin his first shot of the tourney in the drink

[keithy_19]

I haven't watched to much golf on ESPN, but hearing Berman announce it made me cringe a bit. But whatever, he's keeping his volume low. It'd be great to hear him yell "woop" during an important put. And by great I mean awful.

[hanso]

"The shot went back..back...back deep into the woods.

[Snoogans]

I haven't watched to much golf on ESPN, but hearing Berman announce it made me cringe a bit. But whatever, he's keeping his volume low. It'd be great to hear him yell "woop" during an important put. And by great I mean awful.

IT COULD ROLL ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[hanso]

You might be right; he's 35, and needs 5 more majors to pass Nicklaus. I checked to see how many majors Nicklaus won from the time he was 35 on: he won 6 majors (the 1975 and 1986 Masters, the 1980 US Open, the 1978 British, and the 1975 and 1980 PGA.)

So maybe he can get better and dominate again: there doesn't really seem to be anyone rising up to take his place just yet. It does seem, however, that Tiger's health woes seem to be getting worse.

McIlroy Lead or tied for the first round lead in 3 out of the last 4 majors.

[TheGameHHH]

My boy Rory with a 36 hole record. He hasn't exactly been a "closer" in majors but he's off to another excellent start. I love this kid.

[CountryBob]

He just needs to finish on Sunday - or hope to have a big enough lead to allow the collapse he normally does and still win...

[sailor]

My boy Rory with a 36 hole record. He hasn't exactly been a "closer" in majors but he's off to another excellent start. I love this kid.

Even better, set the mark for most shots under par at any point during the tourney.

[KingModem]

I haven't watched to much golf on ESPN, but hearing Berman announce it made me cringe a bit. But whatever, he's keeping his volume low. It'd be great to hear him yell "woop" during an important put. And by great I mean awful.

Berman is to golf what Bobcat Goldwaithe would be to fine dining.

[Jack Nicklaus]

i dont think he'll dominate like he did


but he'll win a couple majors and prob the 5 he needs

Don't make me laugh. Tiger is broken down from the steroids & hookers. Face it pal, Tiger is a flavor of the week.

I am the proud winner of 18 major championships, making me the greatest golfer of all-time.

[KnoxHarrington]

Berman is to golf what Bobcat Goldwaithe would be to fine dining.

At least he doesn't keep going on and on about how he shot a 63 at the US Open like Johnny Miller.

[TheGameHHH]

Hard to believe Rory can blow an 8 stroke lead heading in to Sunday but I'm still interested to see how he tackles that final round, should be a good day of golf tomorrow.

[Snoogans]

At least he doesn't keep going on and on about how he shot a 63 at the US Open like Johnny Miller.

the best. today he said that he invented using the long putter in 1981. Said no one else ever did it before him and he was the only one who did it.


Then where did you get the fuckin putter from? Im pretty sure you didnt go to ping or whoever and say i got an idea, build me a 5 foot putter. Im pretty sure you saw some non pro do it and got the idea. You didnt invent shit.

[Snoogans]

Hard to believe Rory can blow an 8 stroke lead heading in to Sunday but I'm still interested to see how he tackles that final round, should be a good day of golf tomorrow.

i wouldnt be so sure. He shot an 80 the last day at masters. 80 on this course is +9. He does that and yang shoots par rory loses. It should be over, but nothing is finished yet. Dustin Johnson shot 83 final round last year

[TheGameHHH]

i wouldnt be so sure. He shot an 80 the last day at masters. 80 on this course is +9. He does that and yang shoots par rory loses. It should be over, but nothing is finished yet. Dustin Johnson shot 83 final round last year

with Rory I'm nowhere near sure, just kind of stating that it would be an incredible epic collapse tomorrow if he lost this

[Snoogans]

with Rory I'm nowhere near sure, just kind of stating that it would be an incredible epic collapse tomorrow if he lost this

oh yea biggest ever

[hanso]

the best. today he said that he invented using the long putter in 1981. Said no one else ever did it before him and he was the only one who did it.


Then where did you get the fuckin putter from? Im pretty sure you didnt go to ping or whoever and say i got an idea, build me a 5 foot putter. Im pretty sure you saw some non pro do it and got the idea. You didnt invent shit.

I'm watching on dvr. He said one of the first to use it.

[keithy_19]

I've loved watching this. Rory is tearing it up. I think he won't suffer another collapse. He's playing smart and not doing too much and he's benefiting from it.

[Snoogans]

I'm watching on dvr. He said one of the first to use it.

no, watch again. he said the words ' I invented using the long putter in 1981. He used it and no one else did and they laughed at him for it"

[TheGameHHH]

Rory be killin em

[sailor]

Up eight with nine to play; not even a Norman could choke this away.

[TheGameHHH]

Yang just hit a BRILLIANT shot on 10 only to watch Rory put his shot about a foot away from the cup, this kid is playing unreal golf. he's out of his mind. i have such a golf related man crush on him its disgusting.

[cougarjake13]

Yang just hit a BRILLIANT shot on 10 only to watch Rory put his shot about a foot away from the cup, this kid is playing unreal golf. he's out of his mind. i have such a golf related man crush on him its disgusting.

sad thing is if it were tiger doing this everyone would be creaming their pants, bukake-ing chicks and giving cum facials to each other

[keithy_19]

i have such a golf related man crush on him its disgusting.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fto4W_jtG7E/TLcUIjs8qVI/AAAAAAAAAc8/R2Enu5GDqG8/s1600/rory-mcilroy-001.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/-mwKkR7gMAcQ/R5US4x4DugI/AAAAAAAAACs/UJoSUiY3IF8/penny_flame_pics.jpg

[hanso]

The media says Tiger has been hurt and not the same. But also say he won an Open with a broken leg. They are having it both ways.

[epo]

The media says Tiger has been hurt and not the same. But also say he won an Open with a broken leg. They are having it both ways.

Life has been rough for Tiger since he got off the performance enhancing drugs.

[disneyspy]

Life has been rough for Tiger since he got off the performance enhancing drugs.

he takes viagra too? i mean he takes viagra?

[Snoogans]

Life has been rough for Tiger since he got off the performance enhancing drugs.


yea thats it. it has nothing to do with the fact his leg has been fucked up since that US Open. I honestly think him playin in that open fucked his leg up beyond where it could be completely fixed. I think that more than anything ruined him. Besides, the testing policy in the PGA (which is only about 6 months old) is a fuckin joke. 75% of the shit pro athletes actually use isnt tested for by the PGA. This is basically what bud selig probably wishes he had done with the baseball testing policy

[hanso]

Charles Howell III....Let's go lovey

[hanso]

With the popularity of foreign players here lately. It could open the door for the worlds best golfer Kim Jong-Il . The rules committee will have to deal with his invisible cell phone. That he uses to get tips from the pros on.

[cougarjake13]

no tiger = no one cares

[hanso]

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[cougarjake13]

ants in his pants

[disneyspy]

3 hole playoff for the championship about to start on CBS

[KnoxHarrington]

3 hole playoff for the championship about to start on CBS

I've always thought that this, or the 4 hole playoff that the British Open uses, is the best way to break a tie in a major. Sudden death just won't do, and you don't need to play yet another whole fucking round like the US Open does for some bizarre reason.

[cougarjake13]

I've always thought that this, or the 4 hole playoff that the British Open uses, is the best way to break a tie in a major. Sudden death just won't do, and you don't need to play yet another whole fucking round like the US Open does for some bizarre reason.

another 18 holes is nutz


4 is perfect i think

[Snoogans]

another 18 holes is nutz


4 is perfect i think

i actually like the whole extra round the US Open does. Basically, the US Open is generally set up to be the toughest tourney. You dont wanna have someone win that because the 3 or 4 playoff holes happened to fit one guys game better than the others. You wanna make the winner win it on the full course. Also, its a big disadvantage for a guy who finishes, has to wait 2 hours, then play a playoff with a guy who is still loose and warm. Making them come back the next day makes it a bit more even.

That being said, i have no problem with a 4 hole aggregate either. It is, in my opinion, inexcusable for a tourney to play it sudden death. 4 days of golf should never have to come down to just 1 swing costing you a tourney unless its at the end of a run of holes and things were close. 1 bad drive on sudden death, you are finished, unless you are lucky as Angel Cabrera

[hanso]

Big up's to Luke Donald

He is the only player to ever win both money lists on the PGA and European Tours in the same year

In 2011, he also won the PGA Player of the Year and PGA Tour Player of the Year awards, becoming the first Englishman to win either award

[cougarjake13]

And he's still not as big as tiger

[Snoogans]

And he's still not as big as tiger

Are you gonna do a PGA fantasy thing this year. The season starts first week of january so we are gonna have to get on it. Id be in, Kevin would be in, im sure Hippo would be in again as well.