Jimmy Buffett - Hospitalized!

[Crash]

Actually, seems like it might be serious...

http://www.tmz.com/2011/01/26/jimmy-buffett-ambulance-hospitalized-fall-stage-australia-gash/

Here's where I'd make a reference to his song "Gravity Storms", but that would require that I admit to far more knowledge about the Jimmy Buffett catalogue than I care to. So I won't.

[Furtherman]

Did he step on a pop top?

[Crash]

Did he step on a pop top?

Blew out his flip flop.

[StanUpshaw]

Mauled by a parrot.

[CaptainBlowhole]

It is stunning that in this day and age that such shit video of news events can never seem to make it to the internet in a timely manner. Have you seen any of this footage? Garbage. One video shows it like from 200 feet away and the next close one spends 5 seconds focused on a jacket on stage before panning over just as he falls, then some asshole sticks his head in the camera. It really frustrates me to no end.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

wasting away again in a margaritaville hospital bed.

[fezident]

It's his own damn fault.

[pennington]

Maybe when he gets his appetite back he'll have a Cheeseburger in Paradise.

[razorboy]

A pirate looks at forty stitches.

[Crispy123]

Things are looking up. Come Monday, it will be alright.

[hanso]

That's a change in latitude no one wants. (to face plant off stage)
The guy is a parrot head and should bounce back.

[MagillaGorillaz]

I heardwhile he was falling off the stage he yelled out "son of a son of a bitch!"

[Crash]

I heardwhile he was falling off the stage he yelled out "son of a son of a bitch!"

Okay...that made me laugh.

Kudos to you sir.