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Rockvillejoe
01-20-2011, 06:49 AM
Oh sure. It's 2011. The.., "techno age", where we get "electronic mail-electronically

But I remember a day not that long ago when the "computer" was a garage sized univac behometh sitting in some universities basement.

Nowadays, you can instantaneously rub one out by watching youporn on your ipod.

But back then, there was no ipod, no, internet, no minka or briana banks or stephanie sweet, or peter north for that matter.

nowadays, (for fuck sake! get to the point, they get it....no porn then, porn now. ask the fucking question and go to work.).

ok, ok. the question is, before internet porn, what did u jack to? (this is your question? wtf is wrong with you?! who gives a fuck what they jacked to? my god man, it's back to therapy for you. and not just one day a week therapy. vienna clinic, around the clock, teams of doctor therapy). jesus fuck.

for me, it was my mothers silver screen magazines where in the back page they had a busty chick selling a vacuum cleaner type of apparatus to enlarge a womans breast, and
of course the occasional stolen playboy.

me and gwen fong had quite a time for quite a long time.

also, there was a shake and bake commercial on tv where they said in some hick accent, "and we helped". the mother in that commercial had 46 DD's- unbelievable and natural to boot! and who can forget senta begrer on "it takes a thief'? (well,probably 90 percent of these mofos since they were born decades later, shitbag).

but i digress.

other than that, it was the good old brain replaying any taken snapshot of some black chick, huge afro, with her headlights on, wearing a tight shirt walking in downtown DC without a bra on, back in the 60's.

hows about you?

CountryBob
01-20-2011, 06:58 AM
Ugggg....Is this really LordJezo?

cougarjake13
01-20-2011, 06:14 PM
skinimax

TripleSkeet
01-20-2011, 07:13 PM
Porno. Pirated cable was awesome. 10 years of free cable for a $225 cable box. Best money I ever spent.

StanUpshaw
01-20-2011, 07:47 PM
Coppertone bottle.

A.J.
01-21-2011, 04:14 AM
What do you mean "used to"?

Rockvillejoe
01-21-2011, 09:18 PM
Used to, before Internet porn and the on demand nonsense on cable. When seeing a naked woman was as rare as a black man at a Klan rally ( that wasn't being strung up).

CHUCKWAGONCOOK
01-22-2011, 07:10 AM
Straight to the bra section of the JC Penny Catalog for me

Duke
01-23-2011, 12:32 PM
hot chick pic game

BronxJohnny
01-23-2011, 04:51 PM
Lil kim poster and also intro on her first album good shit dawg.

sailor
01-23-2011, 05:00 PM
Sextravaganza.

StanUpshaw
01-23-2011, 05:02 PM
I used to hang out in mens rooms and admire Latin cocks.

disneyspy
01-23-2011, 05:04 PM
I used to hang out in mens rooms and admire Latin cocks.

are you the little asian fella that talked to me and lleeder?

keithy_19
01-23-2011, 06:44 PM
Women on the TV who rarely came in clear and were often green or purple.

Duke
01-23-2011, 11:06 PM
Women on the TV who rarely came in clear and were often green or purple.

I am so glad I just missed that time period. :clap:

Willmore
01-24-2011, 07:51 AM
Used to, before Internet porn and the on demand nonsense on cable. When seeing a naked woman was as rare as a black man at a Klan rally ( that wasn't being strung up).

I'm not that old ... porn without internet, fucking stone age.

But I do remember seeing porn for the first time, and it was not on my computer, it was on a VHS tape, I was 6. It was an Italian orgy movie ...

disneyspy
01-24-2011, 08:26 AM
http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/04/06/1225705/723622-farah-fawcett.jpg

Willmore
01-24-2011, 08:28 AM
http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/04/06/1225705/723622-farah-fawcett.jpg

Necrophilia.

Crispy_Mobile
01-24-2011, 09:57 AM
A lot of MTV videos in the early 90's. The Madonna one where she's rolling around in the sand, anything by En Vogue, and GM Freedom 90.

BronxTJ
02-25-2011, 09:16 PM
Thanks, been searching for this. I remember my buddy letting me listen to it at recess.

Lil kim poster and also intro on her first album good shit dawg.

BronxTJ
02-25-2011, 09:24 PM
A lot of ECW & WWF Divas. Use to trade floppy disks and VHS.

http://www.scarletthill.com/tv-film/wrestle/dawnm-ecw/ecw04.jpg

Dawn Marie Spanks Sunny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy4O-l6aWBg)

hanso
02-25-2011, 10:56 PM
A lot of MTV videos in the early 90's. The Madonna one where she's rolling around in the sand, anything by En Vogue, and GM Freedom 90.

This reminds me of cream mag, her in the wedding dress, and pics of blondie. Must have been late 70's or early 80's

A.J.
02-26-2011, 03:55 PM
The Madonna one where she's rolling around in the sand,

For a horny 14-year old, this was sensory overload watching this live.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AFiwFKDyp8A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Snacks
02-26-2011, 03:59 PM
For a horny 14-year old, this was sensory overload watching this live.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AFiwFKDyp8A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I remember that and how over the top it was considered back then. Watching it now it is boring and terrible. Nothing but a black stage with no scenery and no one on stage but her. Nothing is entertaining about that and compared to now she is covered up head to toe! I do still like the ending when she grids the lace likes she on top riding cock!

hanso
02-26-2011, 04:31 PM
I remember that and how over the top it was considered back then. Watching it now it is boring and terrible. Nothing but a black stage with no scenery and no one on stage but her. Nothing is entertaining about that and compared to now she is covered up head to toe! I do still like the ending when she grids the lace likes she on top riding cock!

That was the Cream mag pic for other angle. They had some good shots.

jonyrotn
03-02-2011, 02:25 PM
My hand.

WampusCrandle
03-04-2011, 02:41 PM
A breast cancer walk poster ... I think I was cured

jonyrotn
03-04-2011, 04:12 PM
Your mother's box..

Judge Smails
03-04-2011, 04:23 PM
http://www.teachengineering.org/collection/cub_/lessons/cub_images/cub_liver_activity1_image2.jpg

keithy_19
03-04-2011, 04:37 PM
queers should take valium

So wait, are you telling me to take valium or to not take valium?

sexy bastard
04-29-2011, 11:10 PM
little mermaid

jonyrotn
04-29-2011, 11:41 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f90/kelliemp/movies/fasttime.jpg