Rockvillejoe
01-20-2011, 06:49 AM
Oh sure. It's 2011. The.., "techno age", where we get "electronic mail-electronically
But I remember a day not that long ago when the "computer" was a garage sized univac behometh sitting in some universities basement.
Nowadays, you can instantaneously rub one out by watching youporn on your ipod.
But back then, there was no ipod, no, internet, no minka or briana banks or stephanie sweet, or peter north for that matter.
nowadays, (for fuck sake! get to the point, they get it....no porn then, porn now. ask the fucking question and go to work.).
ok, ok. the question is, before internet porn, what did u jack to? (this is your question? wtf is wrong with you?! who gives a fuck what they jacked to? my god man, it's back to therapy for you. and not just one day a week therapy. vienna clinic, around the clock, teams of doctor therapy). jesus fuck.
for me, it was my mothers silver screen magazines where in the back page they had a busty chick selling a vacuum cleaner type of apparatus to enlarge a womans breast, and
of course the occasional stolen playboy.
me and gwen fong had quite a time for quite a long time.
also, there was a shake and bake commercial on tv where they said in some hick accent, "and we helped". the mother in that commercial had 46 DD's- unbelievable and natural to boot! and who can forget senta begrer on "it takes a thief'? (well,probably 90 percent of these mofos since they were born decades later, shitbag).
but i digress.
other than that, it was the good old brain replaying any taken snapshot of some black chick, huge afro, with her headlights on, wearing a tight shirt walking in downtown DC without a bra on, back in the 60's.
hows about you?
But I remember a day not that long ago when the "computer" was a garage sized univac behometh sitting in some universities basement.
Nowadays, you can instantaneously rub one out by watching youporn on your ipod.
But back then, there was no ipod, no, internet, no minka or briana banks or stephanie sweet, or peter north for that matter.
nowadays, (for fuck sake! get to the point, they get it....no porn then, porn now. ask the fucking question and go to work.).
ok, ok. the question is, before internet porn, what did u jack to? (this is your question? wtf is wrong with you?! who gives a fuck what they jacked to? my god man, it's back to therapy for you. and not just one day a week therapy. vienna clinic, around the clock, teams of doctor therapy). jesus fuck.
for me, it was my mothers silver screen magazines where in the back page they had a busty chick selling a vacuum cleaner type of apparatus to enlarge a womans breast, and
of course the occasional stolen playboy.
me and gwen fong had quite a time for quite a long time.
also, there was a shake and bake commercial on tv where they said in some hick accent, "and we helped". the mother in that commercial had 46 DD's- unbelievable and natural to boot! and who can forget senta begrer on "it takes a thief'? (well,probably 90 percent of these mofos since they were born decades later, shitbag).
but i digress.
other than that, it was the good old brain replaying any taken snapshot of some black chick, huge afro, with her headlights on, wearing a tight shirt walking in downtown DC without a bra on, back in the 60's.
hows about you?