Facebook etiquete

[Rawkus]

So i was at the bar tonight(didn't drink at all), met a few cute girls and we talked for a bit had a good time. This is kind of a big deal for big cause i'm usually such a shy, quiet wierdo but tonight i was just having a good time, not being so self conscious.

So, what is the proper facebook etiquete so you don't come off like a desperate creep? I'm single and there were about 3 or 4 girls there that i had the courage to speak to that i would potentially be interested in. Should i wait 3-4 days to friend request? If we only chatted briefly should i request? The ones i talked to briefly are friends with my other friends though so, i've seen their pics and comments a million times and i'm fairly certain they've seen mine as well so it's almost like i knew them already.

The future freaks me out.

[Melk]

Send a Friend Request immediately and see how they respond to your day-to-day post activity. Throw the occasional "looking good" when they post photos.

Facebook etiquette is not really defined. Be cool. Things will be fine.

[Chigworthy]

Facebook etiquette never got anyone laid.

[sailor]

Facebook etiquette never got anyone laid.

ask if they wanna see your dick.

[Earlshog]

ask if they wanna see your dick.

call it your charles dickens... Chicks love that shit :dry:

[furie]

did you get an actual phone number?

[Kris10]

I wouldn't request them. Post something on your mutual friend's wall and let them bite and request you.

[sailor]

I wouldn't request them. Post something on your mutual friend's wall and let them bite and request you.

dick pics?

[Snoogans]

follow the Brett Favre blueprint

[Kris10]

dick pics?

You could try that.. I'd definitely friend request you!

[midwestjeff]

So, what is the proper facebook etiquete so you don't come off like a desperate creep?

Go for the sympathy angle.

Tell them about your horse that has cancer.

[sailor]

Or your alcohol intolerance.

[epo]

follow the Brett Favre blueprint

So he should post pictures of his crocs?

[Snoogans]

So he should post pictures of his crocs?

limp dicks and crocs is how you pick up the ladies fool

[epo]

limp dicks and crocs is how you pick up the ladies fool

When they laugh at your dick/crocs pic, does that mean they want more?

[Rawkus]

i'm gonna go for the combo and change my profile picture to a cancer ridden horse dick. That'll do the trick

[sailor]

i'm gonna go for the combo and change my profile picture to a cancer ridden horse dick. That'll do the trick

you're no joke, man.

[TripleSkeet]

Throw the occasional "looking good" when they post photos.



ask if they wanna see your dick.


dick pics?


Im still trying to figure out which of these made me laugh hardest.

[Kris10]

Im still trying to figure out which of these made me laugh hardest.

The looking good one was the worst. I'm still waiting for dick pics posted on my friends walls who are on this site. The wait is so disappointing

[realmenhatelife]

Also voting cock pics. Tell her you call it "Thug Angel."

[keithy_19]

Write a manifesto and send it to her via a facebook message. If she doesn't respond to it in a day or two, send her another message saying "just kidding".

[Melk]

The looking good one was the worst. I'm still waiting for dick pics posted on my friends walls who are on this site. The wait is so disappointing

How can you not love when your sisters, female friends, etc post photos and the same attention starved guy posts a compliment for every photo? It is great.

[keithy_19]

How can you not love when your sisters, female friends, etc post photos and the same attention starved guy posts a compliment for every photo? It is great.

Maybe he's just really horny.

[keithy_19]

The future freaks me out.

http://www.vh1.com/shared/promoimages/bands/m/motion_city_soundtracks/raw_07302009/seg2/281x211.jpg

[Rawkus]

Also voting cock pics. Tell her you call it "Thug Angel."

THis has potential.

I'm going to start working on my thug poetry, gotta keep it greezy.

[Kris10]

How can you not love when your sisters, female friends, etc post photos and the same attention starved guy posts a compliment for every photo? It is great.

I don't even have my sister on FB. We don't speak.

[realmenhatelife]

Now that I think of it C pics may be a little played out. Be the first guy to send pictures of your spread brown eye.

[Chigworthy]

Now that I think of it C pics may be a little played out. Be the first guy to send pictures of your spread brown eye.

Call it your revolving door of love.