filthy can to mouth? Ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rockvillejoe]

to all of us so-called "germ phobic maniacs". you know, the ones that use the anti-bacterial lotion 5 times a day, and wash our hands vigoriously before we eat and after we defecate, well riddle me this, batman:

why don't we adopt the same sanitzing methods to our soda cans and soup cans?

jus today, i threw a campbells micro-wavable soup can with the plastic drinking top, (that was previously sitting on my dirty grocers shelf, placed on the shelf by some disgusting stock boy who probably just jacked to the new issue of glamour magazine before he put it on the check out stand), and with that soup can, i popped open the diet coke can and drank from it with nary a swipe of soap before it touched my mouth.

why in the name of all that is clean and sanitized do we stupidly put dirty can to mouth?

why? because we are fools! ok, i will speak for myself. i am the fool.

and speaking of fools, why do i bother calling in to the show? i believe i have solid comments, pithy remarks, relevant rejoinders, only to be unceremoniously disconnected like a bill collector. then i hear so some retarded hayseed with absolutely nothing to offer get on and make some dull, unfunny remark. it sucks. but i digress.

how many folks think about cleaning the can before you stick your tongue in it? (ewww). i mean, can to mouth? (ewwww again). you catch my drift.

[JPMNICK]

Get over it. Have you never had a onenight stand withno bag on? That is scarier then your soup. What grown man worries about soup germs anyway

[hanso]

How would you propose drinks be packaged?

[Rockvillejoe]

Re one night stand. That's another hypocritical act on my part. Great point! But a piece of pussy is almost worth the gamble. But for the grace of god I haven't contracted the herpes or clap.

Re what do I suggest: I propose they put a plastic pull-off sheath over each can. Make it a more expensive option. I guarantee you it will sell.

[CountryBob]

dont forget the rat shit and hairs that usually line the can edges while in storage...Yummy!!!:flush:

[Ogre]

Re one night stand. That's another hypocritical act on my part. Great point! But a piece of pussy is almost worth the gamble. But for the grace of god I haven't contracted the herpes or clap.

Re what do I suggest: I propose they put a plastic pull-off sheath over each can. Make it a more expensive option. I guarantee you it will sell.

QFT

[Judge Smails]

How about the Catholics drinking the communion wine from the communal chalice. Oh, but its OK because he wipes the rim between sips with the magic holy hankie. Maybe you should get one of those for your soda cans.

[Ogre]

How about the Catholics drinking the communion wine from the communal chalice. Oh, but its OK because he wipes the rim between sips with the magic holy hankie. Maybe you should get one of those for your soda cans.

I was raised in an Episcopal church and that shit used to wig me out. I was always kneeling at the rail next to some drooling oldtimer that smelled of fiber supplement (old man smell). With horror I would put my mouth on it. When I asked my Mom about it she claimed the alchohol killed the germs. That did squat for the backwash and spittle.

[hurlmon]

.. the magic holy hankie...

That just made me the odd guy on the bus. You know, sitting alone and giggling to himself.

[Pitdoc]

dont forget the rat shit and hairs that usually line the can edges while in storage...Yummy!!!:flush:

Mythbusters just had that episode this weekend. They took black lights to hundreds of cans in a storage room, and boy did they find a lot of rat piss on them ( They also then had a bunch of rats sitting on them too )

[Kris10]

How about the Catholics drinking the communion wine from the communal chalice. Oh, but its OK because he wipes the rim between sips with the magic holy hankie. Maybe you should get one of those for your soda cans.

That just made me the odd guy on the bus. You know, sitting alone and giggling to himself.

I just laughed like hell myself. :tongue:

[StanUpshaw]

I am the polar opposite of a "germ phobic maniac." In fact, I openly curse your kind for the spread of superbacteria, peanut allergies, and general pussitude. For example: Fuck You!

But if there is any cleanliness paranoia that I suffer from, it's when food comes in contact with its exterior packaging. I never actually do anything about it, but it definitely skeeves me when I'm opening a can of tomatoes and half the lid submerges before I sever it completely.

[Melk]

A lot of these factory foods are exposed to extreme amounts of dust, machine tool debris, and other antibodies. Stop being so paranoid, it does nothing for you

[Kris10]

Rockville Joe - I take it you don't follow the "5 second rule"

[Chigworthy]

It's very well known that I have the immune system of a superhero, and I attribute it to not giving a filthy fuck about invisible germs.

[Misteriosa]

i wash the tops of the cans before i use them. its something i picked up while living in a rat infested home. i always wash the tops of soda cans, soup cans, etc. i also wash any cup, dish, utensil, etc when i get it out the cupboard or drawer. :shrug:

[sailor]

Fucking misleading threads.

[KnoxHarrington]

I prefer this:

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Fucking love that old scumbag. I don't know who won the Oscar that year, but that dude got robbed.