~ Bullshit Thread ~

[spoon]

How about a thread to just drop in and shoot the shit with anyone currently online about whatever the fuck you want? I say take that shooting shit here and perhaps we'll bring some life a little for once.

Right now I'm waiting to leave for my hockey game and found the latest Indiana Jones movie on tv and it's FUCKING AWFUL. I've also come to realize Shia Lebeouf's terrible movie career is loaded with movies where he's a drip constantly running/being pursued. He's unbearable at best.

[weekapaugjz]

i hope you lose tonight.

[spoon]

i hope you lose tonight.

If we're shooting on a goalie like you, we'd basically have a win already. However, we are playing a pretty fucking loaded team of guys who played at very high levels. So ur wish may come true.

PS, ur fat. :lol:

[StanUpshaw]

How is this different from Random Thoughts?

[spoon]

lots of love for Tenn in the pick'em pool by the way

[razorboy]

How is this different from Random Thoughts?

More shit, less thought.

[spoon]

How is this different from Random Thoughts?

Checked it out and that thread is basically just people posting whatever, no convo in mind really. It never really operated that way, or the intention didn't seem to be there.

Here I figured spell it out and see what happens. It's really no big deal. Just trying to be a catalyst for a little more action around here for once.

Thanks though thread nazi.

[spoon]

More shit, less thought.

:furious:

nah, who am i kidding

you nailed it

[StanUpshaw]

Just trying to be a catalyst for a little more action around here for once.

Just do what I do and find something unpopular to be morally outraged about.

[weekapaugjz]

If we're shooting on a goalie like you, we'd basically have a win already.

sure you would.

PS, ur fat. :lol:

good one.

[underdog]

So it's like MPW, only no incentive to post like crazy and you can follow the thread? I'm in.

Hello.

The compression of the NFL game tonight sent to Canada is fucking horrendous. When they run, it's so blotchy.

[spoon]

Just do what I do and find something unpopular to be morally outraged about.

So just be outraged by you!?

see what i did there ^? :wub:

[Sinestro]

Now the V3 have a post to post in if they come back.

[cougarjake13]

looks like old peyton decided to show up

[disneyspy]

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[Crash]

So if Shia Lebeouf is unbearable at best, what's the worst thing we can say about him?

Aaaaaaaaand go!

[cougarjake13]

So if Shia Lebeouf is unbearable at best, what's the worst thing we can say about him?

Aaaaaaaaand go!

hes this generations patrick dempsey

[Jayw]

If we're shooting on a goalie like you, we'd basically have a win already. However, we are playing a pretty fucking loaded team of guys who played at very high levels. So ur wish may come true.

PS, ur fat. :lol:

Hi spoon are the doins bombrd with you.

[Suspect Chin]

So if Shia Lebeouf is unbearable at best, what's the worst thing we can say about him?

Aaaaaaaaand go!

I believe it's pronounced Lebooof.

[Suspect Chin]

Whoever has the most posts in here by New Year's Day wins a picture of Spoon and Fez at the Turkey Trot.

[Jayw]

Hi spoon are the doins bombrd with you.


More like spooshit

[TheGameHHH]

I hate watching Adam Vinatieri nail clutch kicks for the Colts

[Jayw]

How is this different from Random Thoughts?

Fuck youy face SPOOOOON

[spoon]

Okaaaaaayyyy, seems like JayW has had a few tonight.

Fuck, we lost 6-5 too.

[PapaBear]

Okaaaaaayyyy, seems like JayW has had a few tonight.
Ehhh... I've seen worse. He's doing pretty good. But the night's not over.

[spoon]

Ehhh... I've seen worse. He's doing pretty good. But the night's not over.

nah, that light weight went to bed hours ago

i just got home from a few beers at the bar after our game

what a pussy, figures he roots for the Cardinals like midwestjeff!

[Jayw]

You guys should see my assortmant. Its awesome all bases covered.

[Jayw]

I fures that shit is my LAST shabamg in college. I graduated 17th and hopefully I won't die in the next few days. The I am going to join a addict/social fobio doc. al white pereferable. PROBLEM SERVED RIGHT FAGS

[Jayw]

I am not drinknig though so I won't be mean to btiches and g's. I am suprised I never got my ass beat to be honest. Well thats no suprise my friends beat the shit of peeps before I eve know what happned.

But really been off coke for 3 week or that Listening thread. Only do it if I got bezos and I grow up stealing and doing bad things. I am so sick of just waiting for the time to come when my roomattes are gone and i got ati's galore from walmart. I had a shit ton of old high school buddies i sold when to and shit and it was a great time. But 7 years later I avoid all them becaue all they want to do is invite me out to get tanked. And then I do and buy an eightball off some mexi.

Things got to definetly need to change but come on do they reall? I find a good job 45-50 a year. I haven't found but am looking for a woman so nothing he holding me in STL. With the Financial markets highering. I don;t even have a series 7

[Jayw]

Thanks for your kind comments on such a pathetic way to ask a Question.

Carry on pals.

[Jayw]

Your Face is bullshit you closet homo.

[Jayw]

LoL my ativan and blow worn off. but post 3 was complete douchfag winter special of the year. It was like I typed all the depressing shit as fast as I could and it cam out in non eligle worsd., woooooot less emmbaressment my brown, chinise, hicks, ron, and a sad sad man rustin. oh wait I mean fez.

[Jayw]

Still better than Keithy so tough right!?!?!?!?

:smoke:

[Jayw]

Okaaaaaayyyy, seems like JayW has had a few tonight.

Fuck, we lost 6-5 too.

IN YOUR FACE

[Jayw]

No alchohol suckers. I take bezo's which wead to a mellow snort of coca. Thats why I act drunk when its really just the ativa and what not. Licker kills.

I GOT TO GET A REAL LIFE.

I amgraduating from mizz with a bacherlors and and freaking the fuck out

This sucks dick man

I WAS SO CLOSE to doing heroin 2 weeks ago. thank god man I can deal with this shit.

[Jayw]

I just need to see someone to get me more comfortable in dating scenes. After I got laid by 2 diffrent chicks early in high school I mean it was fun. But I never took them home. fuck in back seat 2 times at my house. I think that for some reason I don't like women in general like their atitude.

See whats weird about me. grade/middle/ and high school were the best time of my life. Now I just been out here doing drugs alone. But whatever who gives a shit about some 24 year old with problems, welcoming to life. With all ,y skills though I really hope I can beat my social phobia amd succeed like I know I can in a financial world.

[disneyspy]

fasinmatong

[sailor]

Maybe you're gay?

[disneyspy]

i bet you say that to all the guys

[sailor]

Quiet, meatloaf.

[Crispy123]

Finally an accurate thread title.

[spoon]

indeed

[Suspect Chin]

I can't wait until he reads all this shit. Someone should change his name to Junior Keithy or Keithy_18.

[spoon]

and he actually DOES eat his own poop...bc there is leftover benzo juice in there

[midwestjeff]

what a pussy, figures he roots for the Cardinals like midwestjeff!

Great minds think alike.

I am not drinknig though so I won't be mean to btiches and g's. I am suprised I never got my ass beat to be honest. Well thats no suprise my friends beat the shit of peeps before I eve know what happned.

But really been off coke for 3 week or that Listening thread. Only do it if I got bezos and I grow up stealing and doing bad things. I am so sick of just waiting for the time to come when my roomattes are gone and i got ati's galore from walmart. I had a shit ton of old high school buddies i sold when to and shit and it was a great time. But 7 years later I avoid all them becaue all they want to do is invite me out to get tanked. And then I do and buy an eightball off some mexi.

Things got to definetly need to change but come on do they reall? I find a good job 45-50 a year. I haven't found but am looking for a woman so nothing he holding me in STL. With the Financial markets highering. I don;t even have a series 7


Uh. Ummm. Well sometimes drugged up tweeker minds think like great minds, I guess.
Sounds like I need to go to STL and help get Jay laid. Or at least let him buy me some coke and blow me.

[hanso]

More shit, less thought.

The only shit being shot is his him on ice with a puck.

[Suspect Chin]

No follow up posts from Jayw?

[jennysmurf]

No follow up posts from Jayw?

Maybe he's dead.:glurps:

[spoon]

Maybe he's dead.:glurps:

he's indestructible

[spoon]

I have to piss. No bullshit.

[PapaBear]

I have to piss. No bullshit.
This post belongs in the No Bullshit thread. :nono:

[spoon]

This post belongs in the No Bullshit thread. :nono:

u really are a dirty mod now huh! :thumbdown:

[PapaBear]

u really are a dirty mod now huh! :thumbdown:
I've got nut flakes all over my keyboard.

[spoon]

dandruff nutsack huh?!

perhaps fresh balls has a dandruff formula

[razorboy]

I've got nut flakes all over my keyboard.

Wow, all dried up? You really are old.

[PapaBear]

dandruff nutsack huh?!

perhaps fresh balls has a dandruff formula
I think I'll opt for getting a can of compressed air, and stop cracking my mixed nuts over my desk. That, and some Gold Bond.

[spoon]

Wow, all dried up? You really are old.

Ole papaballz

[PapaBear]

Ole papaballz
My ballz are so fresh, I could impregnate a panda.

[spoon]

My ballz are so fresh, I could impregnate a panda.

this is what i think

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[PapaBear]

That belongs in the boxercrap thread. :nono:

[razorboy]

Ole papaballz

Just add water.

[spoon]

That belongs in the boxercrap thread. :nono:

This one?


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ROCK MOTHER FUCKAAAAAS!

[spoon]

Who in their right mind can't watch a "dolphine" shit all day!? WHO I ASK YOU?

[PapaBear]

RESOLVED! (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080604070455AALFPLI)

[spoon]

Or is it...

I give you, door number #2!

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Needs an awful rock track behind it though of course.

[razorboy]

That was clearly not door number two.

[spoon]

That was clearly not door number two.

:lol::lol::lol:

Door number three? And think Billie Jean music for this one!

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[PapaBear]

If I don't get a chance to say it before either of us sign off, spoon... Thank you. No bullshit.

[spoon]

If I don't get a chance to say it before either of us sign off, spoon... Thank you. No bullshit.

Yah man I get you, I was sorry to see what happened. Be strong for the fam pb.

[spoon]

bad news though pb, ur in Keithy's thoughts...that CAN'T be good in any way! :innocent::lol:

[PapaBear]

bad news though pb, ur in Keithy's thoughts...that CAN'T be good in any way! :innocent::lol:
As long as he doesn't wish for me to have a good relationship with a woman, I'm OK.

[spoon]

Ah, lookie what I found. The full song for everyone to enjoy! Talk about shit, but I LOVE IT! I am a Charger fan and all. :glurps:

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[keithy_19]

My ballz are so fresh, I could impregnate a panda.

I read impregnate as segregate. I laughed more at my misreading.

[spoon]

Now for some good music with a meaning...

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[StanUpshaw]

Q: What do spoons have in common with spoon?

A: They both frequently get bent over by creepy middle aged Jews.

http://i.imgur.com/nKRVU.jpg

[PapaBear]

Q: What do spoons have in common with spoon?

A: They both frequently get bent over by creepy middle aged Jews.


WhoDa Jew?

[keithy_19]

As long as he doesn't wish for me to have a good relationship with a woman, I'm OK.

:lol:

[spoon]

WhoDa Jew?

Yah really. Mikey and Jon don't post here anymore. HA!

[PapaBear]

Yah really. Mikey and Jon don't post here anymore. HA!
Maybe it's JewW

[keithy_19]

don't worry about my thoughts PB. I keep the nice ones from the others that are tainted by ambien and thoughts about ex girlfriends and potential soon to be exes (i have a date sometime in the coming week and it's going to great and that burn:smoke:)

[spoon]

I did post a Jimmy Eat World song as a tribute to your mom in the other thread. Could he be so douchey?

[PapaBear]

Ironing done. Now I have to trim my beard (and I don't mean jennysmurf). I hate this shit. It will all be over by Monday night. After that, everyone can be mean to me again. Later, folks!

PS... Could people who haven't looked at my profile in a while, please do so? You know... So I can get rid of that Westley/Gvac stank.

Just kidding Greg!:bye:

[keithy_19]

Ironing done. Now I have to trim my beard (and I don't mean jennysmurf). I hate this shit. It will all be over by Monday night. After that, everyone can be mean to me again. Later, folks!

PS... Could people who haven't looked at my profile in a while, please do so? You know... So I can get rid of that Westley/Gvac stank.

Just kidding Greg!:bye:

The Decree has been handed down! Ramshackle his profile!

[Zorro]

I drank the hugest cup of coffee this morning and am buzzing. I'm guessing they missed the half regular-half decaf request.

[spoon]

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[PapaBear]

The Decree has been handed down! Ramshackle his profile!
Good job. Not only did you knock of Westley, you got rid of Fallon, too! :tongue:

[spoon]

Good job. Not only did you knock of Westley, you got rid of Fallon, too! :tongue:

He didn't even go there!

[PapaBear]

He didn't even go there!
Go figure.

[StanUpshaw]

He didn't even go there!

Girlfriend?

[PapaBear]

Girlfriend?
Oh, SNAP!

[spoon]

Go figure.

You probably scared him by simply talking in his general direction. Were you downwind at least when you spoke of women?

[PapaBear]

Where you downwind at least when you spoke of women?
SHH!!! You'll scare him away!

[spoon]

SHH!!! You'll scare him away!

I want candy!

[StanUpshaw]

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[PapaBear]

I want candy!
I've got these...

http://candyfordinner.com/wordpress/wp-content/gallery/andes-cookies/DSC00030.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Ironing done. Now I have to trim my beard (and I don't mean jennysmurf). I hate this shit. It will all be over by Monday night. After that, everyone can be mean to me again. Later, folks!

PS... Could people who haven't looked at my profile in a while, please do so? You know... So I can get rid of that Westley/Gvac stank.

Just kidding Greg!:bye:

Aw man! And I had the trimming scissors all ready, too!:down:

[spoon]

Aw man! And I had the trimming scissors all ready, too!:down:

use them in the hot chick threads you love so much!

problem solved

[StanUpshaw]

If I buy a humidifier, will it actually help my skin from being in nonstop agony throughout the winter?

[PapaBear]

If I buy a humidifier, will it actually help my skin from being in nonstop agony throughout the winter?
If it does, let me know. It's AGONIZING! :help:

[StanUpshaw]

Also:

Anyone ever use Fracture (http://www.fractureme.com/about)?

It's a service like Shutterfly, except they apparently print your photos directly on a piece of glass, and it's supposed to look extra cool.

I guess my question is...does it look extra cool?

I'm thinking about ordering a couple vouchers for my mom for Christmas. You see...there's this other site called Jasmere.com which is a Woot-type operation that's offering $35 vouchers to Fracture for $15 (at the moment...their gimmick is that the per unit price drops, depending on the number of people who buy in, so $70 worth of Fracture is only costing me $30 now, and may cost only $28 by tomorrow).

So in any case, I'm not wasting too much money, but I'd hope my mom actually enjoys it and it's not just some gimmicky shit.

[jennysmurf]

use them in the hot chick threads you love so much!

problem solved

Those ladies don't seem to need any trimming.

[spoon]

and be funny this time dandruff dangle

[StanUpshaw]

Pick the movie I fall asleep to:

Green Zone
Edge of Darkness
Righteous Kill
The Social Network
Reign Of Assassins
The Last Airbender (with Rifftrax commentary)

[spoon]

airbender so you suffer

[StanUpshaw]

You say that, but the Rifftrax of The Happening was one of the best things I've ever watched all time all my life.

[spoon]

ok well that may be but i never heard of it

i assume it's the mst3k version of the movie

if so, i can see that being good

where do you get it?

[StanUpshaw]

People can get it here (http://www.rifftrax.com/).


Where do I get it? :smoke:

Heh.

[spoon]

People can get it here (http://www.rifftrax.com/).


Where do I get it? :smoke:

Heh.

oh yah, i did see this before

funny it is actually Mike Nelson from the latter years of mst3k!

so you're saying it's pretty well done though?

[StanUpshaw]

There's no show built around it. It's just an audio track that you sync up with the movie.

I've yet to watch one that wasn't worth my time, and The Happening is especially awesome. Such a great combination.

[StanUpshaw]

And it's not just Mike, but Servo and Crow, too.

[spoon]

love me some servo and crow!

:lol:

[hanso]

Those ladies don't seem to need any trimming.

They are the trim.

[spoon]

It's official, I HATE commercials using babies in them. Like that awful HP Printer one, fucking awful. "Now let's send one to Aunt Susie." Ugly fucking kids too.

:wallbash:

[PapaBear]

Damn, this is a fine cup of coffee.

[keithy_19]

It's official, I HATE commercials using babies in them. Like that awful HP Printer one, fucking awful. "Now let's send one to Aunt Susie." Ugly fucking kids too.

:wallbash:

I was at a bar and got concerned when I saw that commercial. I proceeded to laugh when I realized that when the baby hit the house it was clearly killed.

[keithy_19]

The Clash song 'Straight To Hell' is the best song ever written. Really.

[razorboy]

In retrospect, taking a nap at 10:30 probably wasn't the best idea.

[PapaBear]

Damn, this is a fine cup of coffee.

In retrospect, taking a nap at 10:30 probably wasn't the best idea.
You use naps to ruin your chances of sleeping at night, while I use stimulants to ensure I won't sleep at night.

[razorboy]

You use naps to ruin your chances of sleeping at night, while I use stimulants to ensure I won't sleep at night.

I knew exactly what I was doing too. Stayed on the sofa anyway.

[jennysmurf]

You use naps to ruin your chances of sleeping at night, while I use stimulants to ensure I won't sleep at night.

You guys would make a cute couple.

[PapaBear]

You guys would make a cute couple.
I'm Klugman.

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[StanUpshaw]

Of all the annoying shit your body has to do, sleep is by far the worst. Breathing is number two, shitting is number three. I'm not a girl, but I imagine the cooch blood is pretty high on the list.

But none of them is as bad as sleep. I fucking hate it.

[razorboy]

I'm okay with being Tony Randall, except for the dead part.

[jennysmurf]

I'm okay with being Tony Randall, except for the dead part.

What about the gay part?

[razorboy]

What about the gay part?

He did pretty well for himself. I can live with the rumors.

[keithy_19]

You guys would make a cute couple.

:wub:

[jennysmurf]

:wub:

.net is a regular Ashley Madison!

[keithy_19]

For the record, if no one has listened to the soundtrack to the movie Walker (Joe Strummer wrote the music) you are missing out on some fantastic stuff. The man was brilliant.

[PapaBear]

:wub:

.net is a regular Ashley Madison!
Do you not listen to the ads, Jenny? It's for MARRIED people. Razor is married (I think), but keithy can't get past girlfriend stage, and I can't get past divorcing chicks stage.:nono:

[razorboy]

Razor is married (I think)

Not recently, but I'm planning on keeping my ex wife total at one.

[jennysmurf]

Do you not listen to the ads, Jenny? It's for MARRIED people. Razor is married (I think), but keithy can't get past girlfriend stage, and I can't get past divorcing chicks stage.:nono:

Meh, I can't be bothered to listen very closely. None of them apply to me cause I don't think I'm in their demographic. I'm not married, I don't have erectile disfunction, or sweaty balls.

[jennysmurf]

Not recently, but I'm planning on keeping my ex wife total at one.

How you doin?:wub:

[PapaBear]

I'm not married, I don't have erectile disfunction, or sweaty balls.
Remind me to use this line, the next time I go to a bar. It's a WINNER!

[jennysmurf]

Remind me to use this line, the next time I go to a bar. It's a WINNER!

You are such a smooth-talker.:wink:

[keithy_19]

Meh, I can't be bothered to listen very closely. None of them apply to me cause I don't think I'm in their demographic. I'm not married, I don't have erectile disfunction, or sweaty balls.

God do they know my type.

[razorboy]

How you doin?:wub:

You would know if you kept up on your stalking.

[jennysmurf]

You would know if you kept up on your stalking.

Well now that Weeka's married, I guess there'll be more room in my schedule.

[PapaBear]

Not recently, but I'm planning on keeping my ex wife total at one.

How you doin?:wub:

You would know if you kept up on your stalking.

Well now that Weeka's married, I guess there'll be more room in my schedule.
RF.net... Providing beards since day one!:tongue:

[razorboy]

Well now that Weeka's married, I guess there'll be more room in my schedule.

Sweeeet. :wub:


As for weeka, I'm starting to worry about that boy. I mean staying off a message board for more than a week, JUST because he had a little wedding? He needs to get his priorities in order.

[jennysmurf]

Sweeeet. :wub:


As for weeka, I'm starting to worry about that boy. I mean staying off a message board for more than a week, JUST because he had a little wedding? He needs to get his priorities in order.

Poor lad, he'll learn soon enough. As for that, I'll be off .net for a week as well. I'm going to my family in Kentucky for the holidays. It is the land of dial-up, which is not man enough to handle .net.

[razorboy]

Poor lad, he'll learn soon enough. As for that, I'll be off .net for a week as well. I'm going to my family in Kentucky for the holidays. It is the land of dial-up, which is not man enough to handle .net.

A couple or ten times a day .net isn't man enough to handle .net.

[jennysmurf]

A couple or ten times a day .net isn't man enough to handle .net.

Word.

[PapaBear]

I am now (give or take a few minutes) 25 hours and 10 minutes away from returning to my "normal" state of mind.

[razorboy]

RF.net... Providing beards since day one!:tongue:

New board tagline?

[razorboy]

One good thing about insomnia, the laundry gets done.


On an unrelated note, Cinnamon Chex are delicious.

[spoon]

You use naps to ruin your chances of sleeping at night, while I use stimulants to ensure I won't sleep at night.

Pussies

some of us need no NAPS AND COFFEE!

[spoon]

cooch blood is pretty high on the list.



There is definitely a mod quote in there somewhere. I submit this!

[keithy_19]

I have a date tomorrow. First time in awhile I've been out with someone I gave my number to on a whim.

[PapaBear]

I usually give my number out on a piece of paper.

[keithy_19]

I usually give my number out on a piece of paper.

:lol:

[spoon]

I have a date tomorrow. First time in awhile I've been out with someone I gave my number to on a whim.

Jezo picking you up for the gym at 7?

[keithy_19]

Jezo picking you up for the gym at 7?

Bastard bailed on me. Something about Obama putting death gas into the air.

But my other date went pretty well. I had a good time and it seemed like she did, too. We'll see how fast I can make this into it's own thread :wink:

[spoon]

Bastard bailed on me. Something about Obama putting death gas into the air.

But my other date went pretty well. I had a good time and it seemed like she did, too. We'll see how fast I can make this into it's own thread :wink:

Just think, you two can join the military now and be open about it.

[keithy_19]

Just think, you two can join the military now and be open about it.

:innocent:

[StanUpshaw]

If it does, let me know. It's AGONIZING! :help:

I'm up an running. Excema'd fingers crossed, buddy!

[Zorro]

"Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"

[StanUpshaw]

23 Pounds of Peanut M&Ms for $42.99 shipped

:wub::wub: Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Ms-Peanut-Candy-23-Pound-Package/dp/B0029JLWFC/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&m=A2L77EE7U53NWQ&s=merchant&qid=1292994680&sr=1-7) :wub::wub:

[PapaBear]

Make sure you get some ziplock bags or plastic containers.

[StanUpshaw]

No need - they're fun size!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PapaBear]

I didn't see that on there. I just figured it was the type of box that ice cream type places get it in to use as toppings.

[StanUpshaw]

And I don't even like beef sticks, but I'm tempted to buy these:

320 Oberto Beef Sticks for $46.99 (http://www.amazon.com/Oh-Boy-Oberto-Fundraiser-0-8-Ounce/dp/B0032ZBXHE/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&m=A2L77EE7U53NWQ&s=merchant&qid=1292995306&sr=1-15) (less than 15 cents per stick)

[PapaBear]

You highin' or something?

[StanUpshaw]

I'm high on savings.

[PapaBear]

For those who don't know, spoon likes to take "jabs" at hottub. Oh... And disneyspy sucks at bravado more than I do.

Brett Favre

[disneyspy]

For those who don't know, spoon likes to take "jabs" at hottub. Oh... And disneyspy sucks at bravado more than I do.

Brett Favre

SAYS THE GUY IM DESTROYING IN SPREAD PICKEM

[spoon]

For those who don't know, spoon likes to take "jabs" at hottub. Oh... And disneyspy sucks at bravado more than I do.

Brett Favre

I don't know what you're talking about. I take "jabs" at everyone fuckstick. Oh and Dspy is a Dbag and pretty much sucks at everything with the one exception of growing old. He's good at that one.

[spoon]

oh and Sid Luckman

[disneyspy]

spoon is good at hot tubbing,he should change his name to hottubber

[PapaBear]

I don't know what you're talking about. I take "jabs" at everyone fuckstick. Oh and Dspy is a Dbag and pretty much sucks at everything with the one exception of growing old. He's good at that one.
I didn't say you EXCLUSIVELY take jabs at hottub. I was just explaining things for the old guy, who likes to brag about having a 4 inch cock in a league of 3.9 inch cocks.

[disneyspy]

I didn't say you EXCLUSIVELY take jabs at hottub. I was just explaining things for the old guy, who likes to brag about having a 4 inch cock in a league of 3.9 inch cocks.

i figure i'll only lead for this one week so i plan on being an ass as long as i can

[spoon]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1923/51698scanmisc020ft5.jpg

[PapaBear]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0014bLargecropped.jpg

[spoon]

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/4864/fishingandshore08073yz6.jpg

[spoon]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/DSCN0014bLargecropped.jpg

Oh snowman....we don't call you OlePapaballz for nothing.

[spoon]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/a100_0257.jpg

[PapaBear]

....don't use me to claim victory over others. Fight your own battles.
:laugh:

[disneyspy]

:laugh:

alright newer aggie

[spoon]

He is a cross dresser, so perhaps he is NEW AGGIE!?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/memop.jpg

[PapaBear]

He is a cross dresser, so perhaps he is NEW AGGIE!?

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/memop.jpg
I'd hit it.

[disneyspy]

I'd hit it.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1f7loZbcoRQ/SnhDEYhB_DI/AAAAAAAABac/mOP-r37QoYo/s400/buffalo_bill.jpg

[spoon]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/235542.jpg

"Me likey."





The above is a sneak preview of a scene from The Green Lantern.

[PapaBear]

"Me likey."





The above is a sneak preview of a scene from The Green Lantern.
I'm wearing that lumberjack shirt RIGHT NOW!

[spoon]

I'm wearing that lumberjack shirt RIGHT NOW!

Are you?

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/4820/p00039px8.jpg

[PapaBear]

Are you?


You're damn right I am! And yes... That IS Dale Earnhardt over my head.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Photo0034.jpg

[spoon]

NICE!

Just tell me this is you in the hot red number!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/077.jpg

[spoon]

You're damn right I am! And yes... That IS Dale Earnhardt over my head.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Photo0034.jpg

Funny he ended up on your wall and died hitting one.

[PapaBear]

NICE!

Just tell me this is you in the hot red number!


No. But from that same beach trip, I'm the little guy in the middle in this pic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Dimagescans0335Large.jpg

[PapaBear]

Anyway... I'm checking out for the night. I have a lady friend coming over today, and I only have to give her $30!

[spoon]

Anyway... I'm checking out for the night. I have a lady friend coming over today, and I only have to give her $30!

Tell hammer I said hi.

[PapaBear]

I mismanaged my Huebler, many years ago.

[spoon]

No. But from that same beach trip, I'm the little guy in the middle in this pic.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/Dimagescans0335Large.jpg

I guess this is what you tell the authorities?

SUUUUUURE! Should I activate the Amber alert system yet?

[PapaBear]

Did Hard Rock Johnnie fall asleep while logged in? He's been her for HOURS!

[spoon]

Did Hard Rock Johnnie fall asleep while logged in? He's been her for HOURS!

he's eating

[PapaBear]

Yeah, but it's all finger food. What two armed human can't eat that, and either post or log off?

[spoon]

Yeah, but it's all finger food. What two armed human can't eat that, and either post or log off?

i think you just answered ur own question :devil2:

[razorboy]

Ugh, finally the wrapping is over and done with. Now I have a whole three and a half hours before I have to drive to the airport to pick up my Sister.

[PapaBear]

In that recent car commercial, Michelle Wie is completely devoid of sexuality. How is that even possible for a decent looking Asian chick?

[cougarjake13]

In that recent car commercial, Michelle Wie is completely devoid of sexuality. How is that even possible for a decent looking Asian chick?




id still hit it

[sailor]

In that recent car commercial, Michelle Wie is completely devoid of sexuality. How is that even possible for a decent looking Asian chick?

She's all business?

[StanUpshaw]

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<iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TKQFBj-xZwk" frameborder="0"></iframe>

[PapaBear]

Where I live, the lowest cigarette prices can be found at a pharmacy.

[cougarjake13]

Where I live, the lowest cigarette prices can be found at a pharmacy.

i always find it hilarious when i see doctors or nurses smoking

[WampusCrandle]

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!! I have been to two different airports for about 7 hours. That doesn't include the hours spent driving (4 more hours), 2.5 hours on the phone with jetblue and 4 other airlines, and 3 hours on different car rental companies. And where does this leave me? Well, it certainly didn't leave me happy on my 6:50 pm plane to White Plains, NY tonight, but stuck UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY in Sarasota, Fl - the state of death and unhappiness.

FUCK FLORIDA AND FUCK JET BLUE AND FUCK N.Y.C.

[underdog]

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!! I have been to two different airports for about 7 hours. That doesn't include the hours spent driving (4 more hours), 2.5 hours on the phone with jetblue and 4 other airlines, and 3 hours on different car rental companies. And where does this leave me? Well, it certainly didn't leave me happy on my 6:50 pm plane to White Plains, NY tonight, but stuck UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY in Sarasota, Fl - the state of death and unhappiness.

FUCK FLORIDA AND FUCK JET BLUE AND FUCK N.Y.C.

This is what happens when you travel around Christmas.

[StanUpshaw]

23 Pounds of Peanut M&Ms for $42.99 shipped

:wub::wub: Amazon (http://www.amazon.com/Ms-Peanut-Candy-23-Pound-Package/dp/B0029JLWFC/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&m=A2L77EE7U53NWQ&s=merchant&qid=1292994680&sr=1-7) :wub::wub:


My M&Ms came today. Less than five hours alone with them and I'm already in a very dark place.

I think it's time to seriously evaluate the choices I've made in life.

[WampusCrandle]

This is what happens when you travel around Christmas.

well, it really had less to do with the Christmas season, it's the damn blizzard. But, you're right - fuck this special time of year.

[epo]

FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!! I have been to two different airports for about 7 hours. That doesn't include the hours spent driving (4 more hours), 2.5 hours on the phone with jetblue and 4 other airlines, and 3 hours on different car rental companies. And where does this leave me? Well, it certainly didn't leave me happy on my 6:50 pm plane to White Plains, NY tonight, but stuck UNTIL NEXT WEDNESDAY in Sarasota, Fl - the state of death and unhappiness.

FUCK FLORIDA AND FUCK JET BLUE AND FUCK N.Y.C.

So you aren't having a positive travel experience?

[WampusCrandle]

So you aren't having a positive travel experience?

i have never seen so many people cry that they couldn't go home. I have major plans for new years eve, and people are waiting for me to go home. The fact that jetblue puts you on hold for 4 hours and then hangs up on you, or the fact that their website says your flight is fine, but then told different once you walk into the airport pisses the shit out of me. And, of course, they over booked every flight. fucking money hungry fucks.

[StanUpshaw]

Just sack up and hitchhike.

[WampusCrandle]

Just sack up and hitchhike.

you goin' my way, stud?

[PapaBear]

My M&Ms came today. Less than five hours alone with them and I'm already in a very dark place.

I think it's time to seriously evaluate the choices I've made in life.
:laugh:

[spoon]

Just sack up and hitchhike.

you goin' my way, stud?

http://kaispace.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/planes-trains-and-automobiles.png

[PapaBear]

If I should ever happen to find his porn collection lying alongside the road, remind me to drop it off at the nearest trailer park.

[spoon]

http://kaispace.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/planes-trains-and-automobiles.png

guess what guy you would be muscle relaxer?

[PapaBear]

Good news!!!

It was just reported that Labatt Brewing Company was just bought out by Steel Reserve. ENJOY!

[underdog]

My M&Ms came today. Less than five hours alone with them and I'm already in a very dark place.

I think it's time to seriously evaluate the choices I've made in life.

I know your problems, friend. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60465)

[sailor]

I once ordered 9 lbs of Mary janes, because I couldn't find them in stores. Yes, I know no one else likes them.

[cougarjake13]

Good news!!!

It was just reported that Labatt Brewing Company was just bought out by Steel Reserve. ENJOY!

guess thats a good thing ??

[PapaBear]

I'm anxiously awaiting to see what sneakwipe has to say.

[spoon]

ding

[PapaBear]

ding
Was that a spoiler?

[spoon]

Was that a spoiler?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-spoiler-fail3.jpg?w=500&h=398

[PapaBear]

I wonder what came first... The "body mods", or the stars on the tail lights?

[spoon]

I'm anxiously awaiting to see what sneakwipe has to say.

sw is the bestest

[PapaBear]

sw is the bestest
Quite a sneaky wiper, that one! I saved it for posterity.

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[razorboy]

I agree, it was well worth the wait.

[PapaBear]

http://s.myniceprofile.com/myspacepic/636/63633.gif

[StanUpshaw]

This year's gonna be different I tells ya!

[Judge Smails]

This year's gonna be different I tells ya!

It goes to 11

http://www.mannahattamamma.com/eleven.jpg

[spoon]

2011, bullshit!

I feel no difference.

[spoon]

still no dif, minus the hangover

[PapaBear]

still no dif, minus the hangover
A little different here. I'll eventually be getting an inheritance, so I'll be able to pay off my bet.

[spoon]

A little different here. I'll eventually be getting an inheritance, so I'll be able to pay off my bet.

Last week was a pretty big week for me in our fight no doubt, but I'm hardly like that Dspy fuck claiming victory before the end. It's a crazy year to say the least, nothing within reach would shock me at this point.

Don't give up yet.

[PapaBear]

Last week was a pretty big week for me in our fight no doubt, but I'm hardly like that Dspy fuck claiming victory before the end. It's a crazy year to say the least, nothing within reach would shock me at this point.

Don't give up yet.
I'm not, but yeah... Last week killed me. I went from one game down to five down. We all sucked. I don't think a single one of us is even at 50% for the season.

[PapaBear]

Speaking of giving up... How 'bout that Jayw? He had the highest one week score out of all of us, but dropped out after two bad weeks in a row. AMATEURS!

[spoon]

I'm not, but yeah... Last week killed me. I went from one game down to five down. We all sucked. I don't think a single one of us is even at 50% for the season.

I am you jerk! More than 10 games over, and you're the cut off point being 1 game over. Only 7 people of 26 over .500 this year is sad, but I should have 8 more wins too if I made my f'n moves.

[PapaBear]

I am you jerk! More than 10 games over, and you're the cut off point being 1 game over. Only 7 people of 26 over .500 this year is sad, but I should have 8 more wins too if I made my f'n moves.
Guess my math was off. And I'd be at least 8 games up, if San Diego wasn't plotting against me.

[spoon]

Guess my math was off. And I'd be at least 8 games up, if San Diego wasn't plotting against me.

Fuck Turner!

[PapaBear]

G And I'd be at least 8 games up, if San Diego wasn't plotting against me.
Make it 9. I'm 3-12 on my Chargers picks. :wallbash:

[spoon]

Make it 9. I'm 3-12 on my Chargers picks. :wallbash:

Nice! So at least they were good for SOMETHING!

[PapaBear]

It's good to see the spammers taking an interest in our birthdays!

[weekapaugjz]

It's good to see the spammers taking an interest in our birthdays!

quit posting and start banning!

[PapaBear]

quit posting and start banning!
I un-modded myself.

[weekapaugjz]

I un-modded myself.

good for you.

[StanUpshaw]

I un-modded myself.

Bad move. I'm gonna ramp up the creepiness to never before seen levels.

[weekapaugjz]

i don't even know who is a mod around here anymore besides sailor.

[jennysmurf]

Bad move. I'm gonna ramp up the creepiness to never before seen levels.

See Papabear? We need you!

[weekapaugjz]

See Papabear? We need you!

in more ways than one :wub:

[jennysmurf]

in more ways than one :wub:

Amen to that!:wub:

[PapaBear]

See Papabear? We need you!
Don't forget... It was ModPapaBear that called you stupid. Do you really want that guy back?