~ Bullshit Thread ~

[jennysmurf]

Don't forget... It was ModPapaBear that called you stupid. Do you really want that guy back?

You were just mad with power. I forgive you.

[spoon]

both versions are gay

[PapaBear]

both versions are gay
I'm not gay. I'm... FAAABULLLOUSSSSSSS!!!

[spoon]

We know snowflake. We know.

[Space Edge]

My 2,000th post! :clap:

[sailor]

i don't even know who is a mod around here anymore besides sailor.

some have gone into hiding.

Don't forget... It was ModPapaBear that called you stupid. Do you really want that guy back?

yes. :(

[cougarjake13]

My 2,000th post! :clap:

congrats !!!
:clap::drunk::clap::drunk::clap::drunk::thumbup::t humbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[Space Edge]

Bored...

[spoon]

Tune in and see Rex take it personally!

[StanUpshaw]

Hungry...


All I've had today is coffee and peanut M&Ms. It's too cold to go to the store.

[Space Edge]

Tune in and see Rex take it personally!

lol guess not

[cougarjake13]

Hungry...


All I've had today is coffee and peanut M&Ms. It's too cold to go to the store.

what about delivery ??

[jennysmurf]

what about delivery ??

It's not delivery, it's...

http://www.michaelthemaven.com/images/content/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

[spoon]

It's not delivery, it's...

http://www.michaelthemaven.com/images/content/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

Jesus jennyspy!

[epo]

Jesus jennyspy!

Jennyspy?

[spoon]

Jennyspy?

Yah, they're sleeping together now and obviously are making the same funkesque jokes!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

[underdog]

It's not delivery, it's...

http://www.michaelthemaven.com/images/content/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

They do the same commercials here in Canada, but the pizza is called something else.

[epo]

Yah, they're sleeping together now and obviously are making the same funkesque jokes!

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

So she's into saggy balls now...

[jennysmurf]

I leave for two seconds and what do I find in this thread? A bunch of boys gossping like old women. Just for that, epo, I'm ordering the champagne fountain AND the chocolate fountain for the reception.

[epo]

That's fine, you agreed to pay for that reception anyway.

[underdog]

I love Reince Priebus jokes.

[epo]

I love Reince Priebus jokes.

He's the biggest joke of all. He's literally trying to move up due to work that outside groups did.

He might be worse than Michael Steele.

[spoon]

So she's into saggy balls now...

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

I went to the store, but then my fucking car wouldn't start when I came back out. There's something so emasculating about having to ask for a jump.




I guess it's not the worst thing that could've happened to me at a grocery store.

[keithy_19]

I put on some weight. Not a lot, but some. I don't really know why. I haven't noticed that I've been eating more. Perhaps I'm pregnant?

[jennysmurf]

That's fine, you agreed to pay for that reception anyway.

Not any more. Not since your saggy balls comment made Spoon post that icky picture.

[jennysmurf]

I went to the store, but then my fucking car wouldn't start when I came back out. There's something so emasculating about having to ask for a jump.




I guess it's not the worst thing that could've happened to me at a grocery store.

Did you get....

http://www.michaelthemaven.com/images/content/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

In fact, I got...

http://i.imgur.com/uDGER.jpg


Scoff if you will, but they were on sale for $1.88.

[hanso]

It's not delivery, it's...

http://www.michaelthemaven.com/images/content/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

That was my dinner tonight.
1/2 a pie.
http://www.10pix.ru/img1/3771/3230843.pngI should of had garlic bread with my salad. Because now I want ice cream.

[spoon]

Did you get....

http://www.michaelthemaven.com/images/content/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

That's it!
:furious:

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

http://i30.tinypic.com/2hoih3n.jpg

[PapaBear]

It's emasculating to ask for a jump, so you got Jack's. :lol:

[StanUpshaw]

It's emasculating to ask for a jump, so you got Jack's. :lol:

...I don't get it.

[PapaBear]

...I don't get it.
Which explains why you need jacks.

[hanso]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/3963/3230864.jpg

Must be better than pizzia from this place.

[hanso]

He's the biggest joke of all. He's literally trying to move up due to work that outside groups did.

He might be worse than Michael Steele.

Opie will save The Reince Priebus show with Mustard.

[jennysmurf]

C'mon spoon! I bet you'd feel better if you had some delicious...

http://savingontheessentials.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/DiGiornoDeepDishPizzaPeppe.jpg

[PapaBear]

Jenny... I really resent your rampant promotion of frozen pizza, given my job status of the past nine years. :furious:

[jennysmurf]

Jenny... I really resent your rampant promotion of frozen pizza, given my job status of the past nine years. :furious:

I'm still hurt that you didn't like my Christmas present to you.

http://www.merchandisingplaza.co.uk/images/products/26419/img2.jpg

[PapaBear]

I'm still hurt that you didn't like my Christmas present to you.

I thought you were good Paul... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy.

[keithy_19]

I have a job interview tomorrow for a full time position at a physical therapy office.

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/webpages/stepbrothersx10x09x08xfc.jpg

[spoon]

Which office?

Oh and I want one of these crazy fuckers!

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[cougarjake13]

I have a job interview tomorrow for a full time position at a physical therapy office.

http://images.contactmusic.com/images/webpages/stepbrothersx10x09x08xfc.jpg

heard that they are doing a rap album

[keithy_19]

So I get to the interview and this lady is interviewing me and I say, 'wow they let dames do the hiring process now, huh?' and she looks at me and says 'that'll be all'.

I think I did good today.

[spoon]

So I get to the interview and this lady is interviewing me and I say, 'wow they let dames do the hiring process now, huh?' and she looks at me and says 'that'll be all'.

I think I did good today.

Where was the int?

In house or off-site somewhere?

[WampusCrandle]

So I get to the interview and this lady is interviewing me and I say, 'wow they let dames do the hiring process now, huh?' and she looks at me and says 'that'll be all'.

I think I did good today.

this will make me smile all week!

[keithy_19]

this will make me smile all week!

Woo!

[keithy_19]

I went out tonight and ever since I got home I can't shake the chill. Fuck off winter.

[disneyspy]

theres measurable snow on 49 of the 50 states,and the one without snow is not hawaii,you can downhill ski on the slopes of one mountain there,florida is the only state without snow today,misteriosa picked the right time to go to orlando

[disneyspy]

jennyspy

i like the sound of that

[jennysmurf]

jennyspy

i like the sound of that

:thumbdown:

[disneyspy]

:thumbdown:

:smile:

[cougarjake13]

theres measurable snow on 49 of the 50 states,and the one without snow is not hawaii,you can downhill ski on the slopes of one mountain there,florida is the only state without snow today,misteriosa picked the right time to go to orlando



damn id actually want some snow

[PapaBear]

Most users ever online was 1,274, 10-19-2009 at 12:36 PM.
PapaBear, 7r8g6f9s0r, biling2250, Dudeman, iusedf16, KnoxHarrington, quyifrdiy, razorboy+, spe5150, STC-Dub, weekapaugjz+, xooahwhd30, xunning1505



Hey, spammers... If you're going to outnumber the rest of us, could you at least post something? I need a Gucci bag full of Viagra. I wouldn't mind some Uggs, too.

[jauble]

Hey, spammers... If you're going to outnumber the rest of us, could you at least post something? I need a bag full of Viagra. I wouldn't mind some Uggs, too.

Things Disneyspy pays hookers to say.

[keithy_19]

What the fuck is with the customers who frequent the store on the show Oddities?

[PapaBear]

What the fuck is with the customers who frequent the store on the show Oddities?
I don't know the show, but judging by the name, I'd say the customers are probably odd.

[keithy_19]

I don't know the show, but judging by the name, I'd say the customers are probably odd.

They most certainly are. Maybe it has something to do with the store being in the East Village. Interesting show though.

[underdog]

<a href='http://siteanalytics.compete.com/ronfez.net/?metric=uv'><img src='http://grapher.compete.com/ronfez.net_uv.png' /></a>

Oof.

Also, apparently this site is worth $125k. HAHA!

I wonder if justjon would ever sell it.

[cougarjake13]

whats considered a unique visitor ??

[KingModem]

whats considered a unique visitor ??

Boso fanboys like us hit this site 100+ times a month. Unique means the amount of different IPs to hit a site. If you use your work computer to hit the site 50 times a month, and your home computer to hit it 50 times a month, that makes 2 unique hits.

[PapaBear]

I'm playing with expensive porcelain dolls. Please help me.

[StanUpshaw]

Are they your "son's" too?

[jennysmurf]

I'm playing with expensive porcelain dolls. Please help me.

There is no help for you. Have you given them names and background stories yet?

[PapaBear]

Are they your "son's" too?
No. They're my dead mom's. Thanks.

[StanUpshaw]

No. They're my dead mom's. Thanks.

Did you ever check out her boobs?

[jennysmurf]

Did you ever check out her boobs?

I love how you bring things full-circle.

[PapaBear]

I'm playing with expensive porcelain dolls. Please help me.
FUCK! A search of recent eBay sales of porcelain dolls shows that the market for them is flat as shit. Several years ago, I sold one of Mom's dolls for her, for $950. Now I only see a few that have sold for $50, and about a million that didn't sell at all. What am I supposed to do with these things, now? :wallbash:

[spoon]

FUCK! A search of recent eBay sales of porcelain dolls shows that the market for them is flat as shit. Several years ago, I sold one of Mom's dolls for her, for $950. Now I only see a few that have sold for $50, and about a million that didn't sell at all. What am I supposed to do with these things, now? :wallbash:

I'm sure there are differences in the makers and hence value. Just lie about what you have and sell sell sell Mortimer!

[PapaBear]

I'm sure there are differences in the makers and hence value. Just lie about what you have and sell sell sell Mortimer!
When I sold that one before, I learned (annoyingly) how into details doll collectors are. I mean SERIOUSLY detailed and annoying! And they would never say "the doll". It was always "he" or "she". I'm actually kind of relieved. I'm just going to tell my brothers and sisters that we should probably put them on Craigslist, or something.

Next up... Trying to figure out what to do with the 7 high tech/computerized sewing machines. Ugh!

[spoon]

When I sold that one before, I learned (annoyingly) how into details doll collectors are. I mean SERIOUSLY detailed and annoying! And they would never say "the doll". It was always "he" or "she". I'm actually kind of relieved. I'm just going to tell my brothers and sisters that we should probably put them on Craigslist, or something.

Next up... Trying to figure out what to do with the 7 high tech/computerized sewing machines. Ugh!

Oof, sorry to hear. At least they're worth something bc they are so insane about them, but whatever makes you happy I guess. I'd still try to make something out of it and put it towards the costs if everything wasn't covered.

[PapaBear]

Oof, sorry to hear. At least they're worth something bc they are so insane about them, but whatever makes you happy I guess. I'd still try to make something out of it and put it towards the costs if everything wasn't covered.
At this point, we think the costs are probably going to be pretty much covered. What we are mostly trying to do is make sure we get what we can to help each of us out, and also make sure the things that Mom was passionate about, go to people that will appreciate them.

[spoon]

sounds like a good approach

[disneyspy]

http://deletionpedia.dbatley.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MattyFridays/List_of_Ron_and_Fez_Show_characters_(deleted_07_Ma y_2008_at_03:17)


i was searching for sound clips and came across this,can someone explain?

[StanUpshaw]

<a href='http://siteanalytics.compete.com/ronfez.net/?metric=uv'><img src='http://grapher.compete.com/ronfez.net_uv.png' /></a>

Oof.

Also, apparently this site is worth $125k. HAHA!

I wonder if justjon would ever sell it.

ESD: Impact player

[spoon]

http://deletionpedia.dbatley.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:MattyFridays/List_of_Ron_and_Fez_Show_characters_(deleted_07_Ma y_2008_at_03:17)


i was searching for sound clips and came across this,can someone explain?

Not sure, but can we do that here?

[disneyspy]

Not sure, but can we do that here?

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[keithy_19]

Lost my job today. Didn't take too long.

[disneyspy]

did you try looking under the couch cushions?

[Jayw]

I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I avoided this attractive female at macys who seemed like she was interested and after checking me out(she was paying or exchanging) came over right next to a rack I was looking at. She was kind of glancing at the racks and then at me. I just turned around and walked off to try something on. Then she is still glancing at me when I come out and I bought something and left.

Or instead she was shopping for her boyfriend and just thought I was stylish but whatever. Still she was hot as fuck I should of at least acknowledged her/smiled/anything. I need to man up sigh.

[Jayw]

ESD: Impact player


All about the Dave man.

[disneyspy]

I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I avoided this attractive female at macys who seemed like she was interested and after checking me out(she was paying or exchanging) came over right next to a rack I was looking at. She was kind of glancing at the racks and then at me. I just turned around and walked off to try something on. Then she is still glancing at me when I come out and I bought something and left.

Or instead she was shopping for her boyfriend and just thought I was stylish but whatever. Still she was hot as fuck I should of at least acknowledged her/smiled/anything. I need to man up sigh.

she probably thought you are gay and you guys are stylish

[keithy_19]

I burnt my finger while smoking yesterday. It's fine now, but it wasn't a good time when it was happening yesterday.

[jonyrotn]

I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal.

I avoided this attractive female at macys who seemed like she was interested and after checking me out(she was paying or exchanging) came over right next to a rack I was looking at. She was kind of glancing at the racks and then at me. I just turned around and walked off to try something on. Then she is still glancing at me when I come out and I bought something and left.

Or instead she was shopping for her boyfriend and just thought I was stylish but whatever. Still she was hot as fuck I should of at least acknowledged her/smiled/anything. I need to man up sigh.
Maybe she thought you could teach her how to Dougie..

[BustahMyTool]

Lost my job today. Didn't take too long.

New York Transit is hiring bus drivers

[BustahMyTool]

I burnt my finger while smoking yesterday. It's fine now, but it wasn't a good time when it was happening yesterday.

have some chips. It will make you feel better

[Furtherman]

New York Transit is hiring bus drivers

:clap:

Oh I love this guy.

[Crispy123]

Anybody else got a hankerin for some Vitamin D whole milk?

[StanUpshaw]

I don't have milk very often, but when I do, it's the only kind of milk I'd buy.

[Jayw]

Bought some ON gold standard 100% whey protien for after lifting. Shit tastes good with just water who woulda fucking thought.

[disneyspy]

so i went to the members list and im pretty sure these are all spammers

bbsdowholeslae86

0
bbsguccigo987

3
bbshade

0
bbsjerseys789

0
bbssunglasses592

0
bbswish1313

[StanUpshaw]

Bought some ON gold standard 100% whey protien for after lifting. Shit tastes good with just water who woulda fucking thought.

I occasionally drink my ON Chocolate Mint + water as a beverage. They have come a long whey!

[Jayw]

so i went to the members list and im pretty sure these are all spammers



Some in-depth reporting from dspy.

[PapaBear]

I like garlic stuffed green olives.

[Jayw]

I like garlic stuffed green olives.

I am partial to feta stuffed green olives.

[PapaBear]

I am partial to feta stuffed green olives.
Me too, but they only had garlic and jalapeno.

[RoseBlood]

I like garlic stuffed green olives.

Ohhh I love those!

[disneyspy]

Ohhh I love those!

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[spoon]

I don't have milk very often, but when I do, it's the only kind of milk I'd buy.

And here I had you as a straight from the teet type guy. :wink:

[PapaBear]

Shut up, spoon. The fucking check is in the mail. :furious:

[spoon]

Shut up, spoon. The fucking check is in the mail. :furious:

Nice

[PapaBear]

Nice
I hope your mail delivery person can comprehend the last name I put on the envelope. I forgot about the rule of "I before E, except after Jew".

[PapaBear]

Oh, and I let the check sit on my desk for about a week, before I actually mailed it. You know... so it could pick up plenty of Camel cigarette smell. :devil2:

[spoon]

As usual, can't sleep and am soo fucking bored. Entertain me you sobs!

[PapaBear]

I hope you saved the envelope. You'll need my return address when you lose this year.

[spoon]

any progress on that upping the ante stuff?

[PapaBear]

any progress on that upping the ante stuff?
Give me until a week before game one. I'm still having trouble getting into football mode, because of the previous lockout bullshit.

[spoon]

funny enough, I just watched an ep of penn/teller's bullshit on showtime and it was hilarious

the dolphin episode for those who have partake in the show

[StanUpshaw]

funny enough, I just watched an ep of penn/teller's bullshit on showtime and it was hilarious

the dolphin episode for those who have partake in the show

True or false: That woman looked like Bruno Sammartino in a blonde wig.

[spoon]

hahaha

saying she had a rough face would be putting it lightly

[spoon]

i want candy

[spoon]

no, it's more than that

I NEED candy!

[StanUpshaw]

Just go to the sweet shop with your sweetheart Sandy.

[spoon]

nice

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Weu6k43hP78" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[spoon]

wow I have to piss

too much candy?

[StanUpshaw]

diabeetus

[spoon]

damn you brimley!

[jennysmurf]

diabeetus

:laugh:

[spoon]

http://yoursexyfantasy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/niceass4.jpg

[Jayw]

Fuck your mothers fagboys.

[cougarjake13]

http://yoursexyfantasy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/niceass4.jpg

nice


you should put it in the hot chick thread too

[spoon]

check my page

[cougarjake13]

check my page

nice !