What's Your Favorite Recurring Fez Whatley Bit?

[Bowel]

I could listen to Ron and Fez talk about gay related topics all day and all night ... it's the best part of the show. Fez exposes the hypocrisy and fears of people every time he brings up a gay related topic and shows that we as Americans need to wake up to the harmful effects upon our society with the acceptance of the word "fag."

[underdog]

I like his bit about the gay kid in a faulty elevator dressed as the Riddler.

[Philly Franko]

I love when callers and others give advice to Fez...

[SinA]

I like the extended silence bits.

[EDIT- ^ This shitty post was my 4K?!]

[Tenbatsuzen]

His constant erosion of the most loyal fanbase bit. Always a pleaser.

[brettmojo]

Absentee Fez

[underdog]

I love when callers and others give advice to Fez...

And I love when Fez takes the advice.

When is he going to start yoga, like Joey Pants suggested?

[Melk]

And I love when Fez takes the advice.

When is he going to start yoga, like Joey Pants suggested?
If Joey Pants gets Fez into a 12-Step Program, especially a one with co-dependent meetings, Fez will begin to get the help he needs. Fez just needs to talk out his problems. He doesn't find any safety in confiding in his family, he doesn't (by his own admission) spend time with a lot of people outside of his radio show, and he doesn't get the patient support he would like from his co-host, producers, and listeners. I am not blaming the people associated with the show for not wanting to listen to Fez's problems, I am -- however -- convinced the reason he brings his problems to the show so often is that he doesn't have a chance to talk about things outside of the show. He gets 1-2 hours a week to talk with a psychiatrist (I assume that is what he is)... that is it.

If he can get into a group meeting or several group meetings, he WILL get better.

I would recommend AA and E(H)A.

[Crispy123]

Love Fezzy taking on LT & CWC.

[sailor]

Yay, yet another fez bashing thread.

[Bowel]

I think I have to change my vote.


Fez creating an enemy out of Blowhard today is Fez's best bit to date.

[Fugitive]

Cane pole gang, hands down.

[norzef]

I kinda liked it when he faked all those heart attacks...

[DOHO@HOME]

Being gay

[instrument]

i like how his truth bombs, and how he acts like he doesn't understand why ron says it.

[Bowel]

Inner Voice Fez ROCKS!!!!


How does Fez come up with all these great bits?

[WhatsInTheBoxx]

See this is where it gets wierd - it's hard to tell what's REAL and what's a wrestling-work type bit. It's odd because it makes me wonder over the years what has been real and what hasnt :wacko:

Either way, his insight into his life, or what he observes I really like. For instance, I love when rails on society-type stuff, like talking about an elevator, and getting SOO mad when someone has to squeeze in and make everyone like sardines. "You cant wait for the next one??" Or when he was ragging on Opie when Fez had the Boil, saying stuff like "ohh we ALLL have to make way/bow down to you breeders."

That cantankerous/observant nature he has is one of his best suits I think. He really sees things from another perspective - I'd like to hear more about this type stuff. The constant whining gay rants? Ehh, not so much.

Keep going Ron and Fez you guys rock . . Gonna hit the Smoke:smoke:Zone in the La-la-la-la....

[Bowel]

I'm really not into Fez's new bit with Zito. I hope he comes up with a better enemy but Fez definitely needs to write a better storyline for Zito.


Either way, Fez has been on the top of his game these past few weeks. Go Fez!!!!

[dommer]

I liked it when Fez's third heart attack (which was incidentally his first actual heart attack) killed him and I never had to listen to him cry about being a fat, annoying, self-loathing waste of space, and the world's most overpaid man.

-Guy from 3 months in the future.

p.s. Fez, stop with the self-loathing. We're doing plenty for you.

[PapaBear]

I liked it when Fez's third heart attack (which was incidentally his first actual heart attack) killed him and I never had to listen to him cry about being a fat, annoying, self-loathing waste of space, and the world's most overpaid man.

-Guy from 3 months in the future.

p.s. Fez, stop with the self-loathing. We're doing plenty for you.
I think someone has a crush on Fez. You should ask him out.

[spoon]

I liked it when Fez's third heart attack (which was incidentally his first actual heart attack) killed him and I never had to listen to him cry about being a fat, annoying, self-loathing waste of space, and the world's most overpaid man.

-Guy from 3 months in the future.

p.s. Fez, stop with the self-loathing. We're doing plenty for you.

Yah, not over the line at all on this one! You really should just go to another site at this point. That was neither constructive or classy in any fucking way. Someone just get rid of this piece of shit.

[chaza]

I was at the live unmasked the other day, and Fez looked and sounded terrible, he needs to do something drastic with his life.

[Jayw]

Yah, not over the line at all on this one! You really should just go to another site at this point. That was neither constructive or classy in any fucking way. Someone just get rid of this piece of shit.

What are you talking about fucker. Wishing death on a radiohost that is on a service you have to pay for and continue to listen to, on a fan message board for this show, is perfectly rational and constructive.

[spoon]

What are you talking about fucker. Wishing death on a radiohost that is on a service you have to pay for and continue to listen to, on a fan message board for this show, is perfectly rational and constructive.

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