Flashlight Geeks...who knew!?

[StanUpshaw]

I wanted to research a good flashlight, and before long I stumbled upon these nerds:

http://www.candlepowerforums.com/vb/forum.php

A forum dedicated to every mundane detail of the flashlight! These people own dozens of flashlights apiece and sperg about them like they were fucking motorcycles or something. And because they're so inside, the reviews (and unboxing videos) they post mean absolutely nothing to me! Just give me the consumer reports version, you dorks!

How, of all things to become a geek about, does one become a flashlight geek?

[StanUpshaw]

This guy has a white board. :ohmy:

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[OGC]

anyone who knows the word sperg is a nerd too.

[Judge Smails]

I belong to a fleshlight forum where we like to splooge about them like they were fucking motorcycles or something. So that makes me cool, right?

[midwestjeff]

anyone who knows the word splooge is a nerd too.

[biggestmexi]

Been there before.

cool board.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Yup I'm a proud Torch (http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/The_Torch-74-41.html) owner.

[Misteriosa]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e624/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e624_harry_potter_wand_flashlight.gif

Each wand responds to your voice command (aka: spell).
Say “Lumos” to activate and “Nox” to deactivate!
Available in Harry and Hermione styles.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/collectibles/e624/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/frontsquare/e624_harry_potter_wand_flashlight.gif

Each wand responds to your voice command (aka: spell).
Say “Lumos” to activate and “Nox” to deactivate!
Available in Harry and Hermione styles.

Nigga you gay. :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

:down:

[biggestmexi]

at least she is getting a ps3.



but lols

[ryno1974]

Flashlights got NOTHING on these guys.........

http://edcforums.com/showthread.php/71235-Pics-of-my-daily-carry-items

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Flashlights got NOTHING on these guys.........

http://edcforums.com/showthread.php/71235-Pics-of-my-daily-carry-items

That is the single greatest thing I've ever seen.

[Chigworthy]

Flashlights got NOTHING on these guys.........

http://edcforums.com/showthread.php/71235-Pics-of-my-daily-carry-items

Manboys want to relive Red Dawn so bad.