Asian Massage Parlor Stories?

[Fugitive]

Anybody have any Asian massage parlor stories? If so, did the girls speak English? Do you think they were "sex slaves?" What services did you get, and for how much? Was it worth it? Was it hard to get what you wanted? Did you get anything out of it that you couldn't have done on your own? What say?

[sailor]

no

[booster11373]

Have a good evening officer

[KnoxHarrington]

Any desire I might have to go is more than cancelled out by my suspicion that I would be helping to subsidize human trafficking and sexual slavery.

I'll just stay home and jack it to an Asa Akira video. That's close enough.

[keithy_19]

Have a good evening officer

:laugh:

[CaptainBlowhole]

I have a suspicion that the night I have the courage to go to such a place will also be the night the cops decide to raid it and I will end up being the guy you see on the news doing the walk of shame with my shirt pulled over my head

[Snoogans]

what a bunch of fuckin creeps in here

[StanUpshaw]

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[jennysmurf]

You know, at first I wimped out and put my comment in post purgatory, but you deserve to hear the truth. Some of these threads make me hate all of you. Creepy McCreepertons, the lot of you.

[PapaBear]

Why just Asian? I never went, but for many MANY years, there was a massage parlor in a small West Virginia town not far from me. Everyone knew what it was, yet it was never busted. Bambi Lea's Massage Parlor!

My ex worked at a resort years ago. Her and her co-workers once sent their gay massage therapist (the real kind) there for his birthday, just for kicks. He politely turned down the offers for "extra service" from the toothless ladies there.

[TripleSkeet]

Once I went with a group of friends. There was like 7 of us and we were hammered after coming from the bar. 3 were getting washes while the other 4 of us sat in the lobby drinking ponies (for some reason they never have regular size beers) and messing with Mama san. I was taking pictures and every time the flash on my camera would go off Mama san would flip out.

Then I see one of the asian girls running down the hall giggling while my friend chased her with his robe open shaking his dick at her. The place was a madhouse. After 3 beers I got bored so I took a robe, walked out, hung it on a hook in the limo we went there in, and then caught a cab home.

[Crispy_Mobile]

Never Asian. I have been all over Europe & South America, though. It's fun and sad at the same time. Not sad enough to stop me from going. Being drunk helps.

[hanso]

Seen a porn pic in the local newspaper sometimes for the ad. I keep looking to see it again.

[Fugitive]

You know, at first I wimped out and put my comment in post purgatory, but you deserve to hear the truth. Some of these threads make me hate all of you. Creepy McCreepertons, the lot of you.

Nobody's making you hate, that's your own choice. If you're interested in the truth, check this out:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/

[Kris10]

I have a suspicion that the night I have the courage to go to such a place will also be the night the cops decide to raid it and I will end up being the guy you see on the news doing the walk of shame with my shirt pulled over my head

I can see this happening in my head! lol

[Fugitive]

I have a suspicion that the night I have the courage to go to such a place will also be the night the cops decide to raid it and I will end up being the guy you see on the news doing the walk of shame with my shirt pulled over my head


Wear a hoodie and sunglasses and keep your head down.

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[TEKOA]

never been to one.---- the sex slave thing does sound intriguing though.

[hanso]

Wear a hoodie and sunglasses and keep your head down.


Or wear a helmet and ask for "The Favre".

[Fugitive]

Or wear a helmet and ask for "The Favre".

Wear two helmets.

[KC2OSO]

I do declare there were times I was so lonesome I took some comfort there, la, la, la

Once, never went again because of the creep factor and the human traffic angle. It was very depressing. Stay home and wank as per Knox's suggestion. It's free and it's sex with someone I love...me.

[midwestjeff]

A horse walked into an asian massage parlor.
The lady at the counter said "why the long face?".
The horse said, "I have horse cancer.".

[hanso]

Wear two helmets.

Keep both heads down then.

[Rawkus]

I went to one by accident when my unit was back after our deployment. We went to a strip club and the plaza that it was in had this sleezy little bar looking place. We walk in and my friend immediately knows the drill and goes to get taken care of by some 40 yr old haggard looking woman. I waited while the other lady that looked like my mom cursed me out under her breath.

We should have used yelp.com

[StanUpshaw]

I went to one by accident when my unit was back after our deployment. We went to a strip club and the plaza that it was in had this sleezy little bar looking place. We walk in and my friend immediately knows the drill and goes to get taken care of by some 40 yr old haggard looking woman. I waited while the other lady that looked like my mom cursed me out under her breath.

We should have used yelp.com

All your massage parlor stories are asian massage parlor stories.

[Rawkus]

now that you mention it, all my stories are just Asian stories

[KC2OSO]

A horse walked into an asian massage parlor.
The lady at the counter said "why the long face?".
The horse said, "I have horse cancer.".
Isn't that Horse AIDS?