First Masturbation Visual Aid

[Joe Pietaro]

What was the first thing you held on to that was a favorite spanking tool? Was it the Macy's catalog? Perhaps a Victoria Secret's? Or better yet, an Oui "borrowed" from dad's drawer? Let's hear what you kept near and dear to your cocks. For old times sake...

[StanUpshaw]

The only thing that really comes to mind was my first Swimsuit Issue:

http://imgur.com/usxbI.jpg

[PapaBear]

JC Penney catalog soon followed by Penthouse.

[Ogre]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BOTkzNDg0ODg4MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNDEwOTEz._V1._ SY314_CR16,0,214,314_.jpg

[Justice4all]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_834L0hL0hPk/SSxF9UbKdmI/AAAAAAAABc0/ZiuW4OTG3uY/s400/cher-indian.jpg

This is one of the first photos I ever saw of Cher when I was a kid. Let's just say it hit a certain button with me.

This is when she was still naturally hot. Nothing like today. :thumbdown:

[A.J.]

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/sports/images/SI/83cheryltiegs.JPG

http://idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/heather-thomas-thumb-500x619.jpg

[disneyspy]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/farrah-fawcett.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/farrah-fawcett.jpg

Don't you mean this?

http://imgur.com/TMEES.jpg

[disneyspy]

Don't you mean this?

http://imgur.com/TMEES.jpg

lets leave my mom out of this ok?

[torker]

http://cdn2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/111/338/557/4DLAeEBHrw2pMrD.jpg

[IamFogHat]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/farrah-fawcett.jpg

You old timers had it rough.

[Snoogans]

The only thing that really comes to mind was my first Swimsuit Issue:

http://imgur.com/usxbI.jpg

to this day that was still my favorite SI swimsuit issue ever

[A.J.]

Don't you mean this?

http://imgur.com/TMEES.jpg

That's also great for digging holes in prison walls.

[IamFogHat]

The only thing that really comes to mind was my first Swimsuit Issue:

http://imgur.com/usxbI.jpg

Was the one on the right pregnant during that shoot?

[StanUpshaw]

Was the one on the right pregnant during that shoot?

AND the one on the left!

[Zipgun]

http://idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/heather-thomas-thumb-500x619.jpg

Had that on my wall as a kid.

[Death Metal Moe]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/115786643_a6e6cad01b.jpg

[Fugitive]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3015/2837677056_6001b9ec85_m.jpg

[Bigtchrist]

I guess i was a lucky one.... when i was 9 i stayed at my grandparents alot and a girl lived next door... she actualy came in the window and got naked... i actualy still can remember her.....

[Death Metal Moe]

According to today's show, here was Fez's 1st aid...

http://goatellys.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/six.jpg

[Gutter]

remember when you could get the spice and playboy channel on your tv but it was all squiggly.....the sound came in and every once in a while you'd see a titty. if you flipped back to a regular channel and then over to spice channel again sometimes you could get it to almost full screen.

that was before we figured out that the Indians who owned the Krausers down the street would sell us dirty magazines if nobody was in the store.

[Dell]

sadly, a Sears catalog the first time...

discovered my dad's Playboy stash soon afterward...

then my framed poster of Farrah was always there...

[Furtherman]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/115786643_a6e6cad01b.jpg

:lol:

[hanso]

I can't remember what it was. I can add this to 'You Know You're Getting Old When' thread.

[CaptainBlowhole]

Before I had the Farah Fawcett poster, I used the underwear section of JC Penny catalogs!

[weekapaugjz]

first time was definitely to the spice channel scrambled in the basement. after that, was this swimsuit issue, then i got my hands on a cheri magazine, and it was straight downhill from there.

http://swimsuit-issue.com/1990_cover_poster.jpg

which had this amazing photo
http://stateoftheart.popphoto.com/blog/images/2008/07/25/picture_2.png

[Rawkus]

Remember scrabbled porno's on cable? Those yellow eyed chicks with green titties were a godsend. Also, those magazine subscription cards that had like 40 tiny magazine covers, i zeroed in on the playboy cover with a magnifying glass and went to town.

[Terry Pabb]

Some awful show called The Lost World was on when I discovered how to play with my pud. I remember watching the blonde chick. And before the internet was fast enough to stream videos, Cinemax did the trick.
http://i.imgur.com/RT2YR.jpg

[OGC]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T2wyuqI_pxE/S3Xpq1IWo9I/AAAAAAAAAVM/QCdbXiETz6s/s400/l_d775f4aec4d9c81405b07a292e37c206.jpg

[Snacks]

Some awful show called The Lost World was on when I discovered how to play with my pud. I remember watching the blonde chick. And before the internet was fast enough to stream videos, Cinemax did the trick.
http://i.imgur.com/RT2YR.jpg

I had to look these 2 up to see how they aged and to my surprise they both still look good. They arent as old I as I thought they would have been. The blonde was born in 1974 and the dark hair girl was born in 1968.

[BustahMyTool]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2009/06/farrah-fawcett.jpg

jesus, how old are you?

[BustahMyTool]

doesn't this board have an age limit?

[jonyrotn]

Remember scrabbled porno's on cable?
Like it was yesterday..TV's come soooo far...But the advent of othe VCR was the true birth of modern masturbation..Fast forwarding through the awful acting was the hardest part..

[BustahMyTool]

you guys are all ancient. No wonder most of Ron and Fez's fans are in Florida. You guys are all senior citizens