Randy Quaid is mentally unstable

[Judge Smails]

After being released from a Canadian detention center on Wednesday Randy Quaid made a bizarre statement to the media in Vancouver where he addressed the “star whackers in Hollywood” and RadarOnline.com has the audio. (http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/10/bizarre-audio-randy-quaid-8-stars-murdered-brittany-mel-lindsay-are-next)

We believe there are to be a malignant tumor of star whackers in Hollywood. How many people do you know personally who have died suddenly and mysteriously in the past five years?

I have personally known eight actors, all of whom I have worked with and was close to; Heath Ledger, Chris Penn, David Carradine among them.

I believe these actors were whacked and I believe that many others such as Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson are being played to get at their money.

I have earned approximately $40 million dollars throughout my career.

I am being embezzled by this monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and I believe murder me in order to gain control of my royalties.




He later went on to state that he had been abducted by aliens and that they had done things to him, "sexually".

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Randy-Quaid-Independence-Day.9.jpg

[Fugitive]

Okay--so he's mentally unstable. He's asking for refuge from Canada to escape these assassins.

How do you explain the wife joining in on this insane escapade? Isn't it highly unlikely that these two long-time married people have gone bonkers at the exact same time? I think they are crazy like Vincent the Chin Gigante was crazy.

[PapaBear]

Okay--so he's mentally unstable. He's asking for refuge from Canada to escape these assassins.

How do you explain the wife joining in on this insane escapade? Isn't it highly unlikely that these two long-time married people have gone bonkers at the exact same time? I think they are crazy like Vincent the Chin Gigante was crazy.
It's drug fueled insanity.

[Furtherman]

I love the crazy Quaids. I don't know what their problem is, but this story is hilarious.

[Barnaby Jones]

Okay--so he's mentally unstable. He's asking for refuge from Canada to escape these assassins.

How do you explain the wife joining in on this insane escapade? Isn't it highly unlikely that these two long-time married people have gone bonkers at the exact same time? I think they are crazy like Vincent the Chin Gigante was crazy.

It would pretty weird if you had two people that crazy! If I had to guess I'd think that one of them is genuinely bonkers, and the other is just a weak enough personality to be pushed along by someone else! I mean, it's not like someone "normal" is going to be pushed around like that, but I'll bet one is basically manipulating the other!

[PapaBear]

I've known drug using couples who are equally crazy. It's not that uncommon.

[keithy_19]

...so no one here is agreeing with Quaid?

Dammit. Thanks for letting me know now.

[PapaBear]

...so no one here is agreeing with Quaid?

Dammit. Thanks for letting me know now.
Shhh....

We don't want "them" to come after us!

[keithy_19]

Shhh....

We don't want "them" to come after us!

Oh! Of course.

I mean..of course.

[thepaulo]

...so no one here is agreeing with Quaid?

Dammit. Thanks for letting me know now.

I'm not afraid. Quaid is right. come and get me, you bastards.

[disneyspy]

I'm not afraid. Quaid is right. come and get me, you bastards.

the only person that would whack you would be

MLC

in a sleeping bag


while he pretend to be sleeping


and the only money he would make would be whatever you payed him


you con artist

[Fugitive]

It's just sad that he mentioned Carradine, whose last images were some of the most tragic looking pics ever circulated on the internet--especially when you think of both of them starring in THE LONG RIDERS.

[Furtherman]

I am deathly afraid of the Hollywood Whackers, which, incidentally, is my new band name.

[Fugitive]

I've actually changed my mind on this one. The main symptom we've heard about is paranoia. That could be caused by excessive use of a stimulant. Which would explain why they're bonkers together, husband and wife. That theory also explains why they have to leave before paying their bills. The Canadians should give them a drug test before they accept any papers related to sanctuary or protection from the Hollywood Whackers.

Being a baby boomer, something in the dim recesses of Quaid's fried brain whispered to him to flee to Canada.