All creeped out

[ryno1974]

My in laws are visiting for a week, and my mother in law has decided that she needs to take out her teeth every night while watching TV. My father in law does this fucking nasty gross thing with his false teeth after he eats where he dislodges them making a fucking gross sounds and rolls them around in his mouth then clicks them back in.

I have this thing with missing teeth and missing digits. They both creep me the fuck out. Normally I would hide in the garage or basement during this fucking creep show of missing teeth, but my wife is working tonight leaving me alone with them. I like them a lot, but I am about to lose it. Plus they are glued to the fucking TV watching the stupid Chilean miners get rescued.

GO TO BED!!! LET ME PLAY PS3 IN PEACE!!!!!!!!


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[PapaBear]

At least they're not like Black Earl's dad, who puts them in the refrigerator.

[ryno1974]

I would seriously fucking lose it if I saw that. I get queasy when I see those plastic containers for holding the nasty things. Even when they are closed.

[underdog]

My dad used to put his fake teeth in a cup next to the sink and I gave my really high friend $5 to drink the water once.

[ryno1974]

You fucking guys are killing me. I'm going to go find a reason to go to the store now.........

[StanUpshaw]

Buy some Polydent?

[Brad_Rush]

My dad used to put his fake teeth in a cup next to the sink and I gave my really high friend $5 to drink the water once.

wow. I almost puked reading that

[Snacks]

why do both of your in laws have no teeth? Are the from Alabama or100 years old?

[underdog]

why do both of your in laws have no teeth? Are the from Alabama or100 years old?

Canada.

[StanUpshaw]

why do both of your in laws have no teeth? Are the from Alabama or100 years old?

Fucking tweakers.

[Recyclerz]

I believe Peter Wolf put it best when he said:

Take out your false teeth Mama! I wanna suck on your gums.

[underdog]

wow. I almost puked reading that

Yeah, I kind of gagged remembering it. And then laughed.

[ryno1974]

Canada.

Saskatchewan. You need to be from here to get it, but it is the Canadian version of Alabama.

[underdog]

Saskatchewan. You need to be from here to get it, but it is the Canadian version of Alabama.

I thought that was Newfoundland?

[biggestmexi]

Fucking tweakers.

Fucking Creepers





TTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Chigworthy]

Saskatchewan. You need to be from here to get it, but it is the Canadian version of Alabama.

At least it's not overrun with bagpipers like Kitchener.

[Furtherman]

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[A.J.]

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[angrymissy]

My grandmother has sort sort of bridge thing in the front of her mouth that she can pop the front out of and make it go CLICK CLICK CLICK, I still gag when she does it

[foodcourtdruide]

My dad used to put his fake teeth in a cup next to the sink and I gave my really high friend $5 to drink the water once.

He drank it for FIVE DOLLARS?!?!

[CountryBob]

When I was younger, I had an elderly couple that lived close. My mom asked them to come to dinner once and they said that they shouldn't due to the fact that they only have 1 set of dentures between them. He would eat first and then give her the teeth to eat her meal after him. Fucking amazing!

[ryno1974]

At least it's not overrun with bagpipers like Kitchener.

Kitchener is full of krauts - get straight man!

[Chigworthy]

Kitchener is full of krauts - get straight man!

I'm pretty sure I saw a bunch of men in dresses playing bagpipes there once.

[underdog]

He drank it for FIVE DOLLARS?!?!

He probably would have done it for free.

[disneyspy]

He probably would have done it for free.


cotton mouth is a bitch