Why Can't Chris Berman Get a Suit That Fits?

[Suspect Chin]

He has to be a millionaire and all his suits and shirts look like shit. He looks like he is being choked to death. Either his neck size changes several sizes from day to day or the tailors at Target aren't what they used to be.

[Snacks]

he has the built of an old, fat, bad knees former ex defensive tackle. its tough to get a suit that looks good on that mess.

[underdog]

Because he sucks.

[Snoogans]

he spent all his money on:

Pills
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Wine for Rebecca:
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and steroids maybe
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[cougarjake13]

cause hes rumbling bumbling stumbling to the buffet table

[IamFogHat]

He's fat.

[thepaulo]

he stuffs too much candy in the pockets.

[Barnaby Jones]

I hope he finds one soon, and I hope it's the one he's buried in!

[OGC]

I hope he finds one soon, and I hope it's the one he's buried in!

:clap::clap::clap:

[KnoxHarrington]

Here's why the NFL Hall of Fame should be burned to the ground, and that ground should be salted: Berman is in the NFL Hall of Fame, but Howard Cosell is not.

[Snoogans]

Here's why the NFL Hall of Fame should be burned to the ground, and that ground should be salted: Berman is in the NFL Hall of Fame, but Howard Cosell is not.

clearly, you dont understand the significance to the history of the NFL of working players names into lines from songs during highlights

[disneyspy]

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[Crash]

His suits would look a lot better if he just got a decent haircut once in awhile. Seriously, just tighten that shit up a little.

As for his delivery and schtick...

...yeah, I got nuthin'

[Snoogans]

His suits would look a lot better if he just got a decent haircut once in awhile. Seriously, just tighten that shit up a little.

As for his delivery and schtick...

...yeah, I got nuthin'

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[keithy_19]

CMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN MANNNNNNNNNNNN

:thumbup:

[Ogre]

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/fat_elvis_cameltoe_costume.jpg

Here is Berman at a Halloween Party last night dressed as Newt Gingrich.

[Willmore]

he has the built of an old, fat, bad knees former ex defensive tackle. its tough to get a suit that looks good on that mess.

Without the athletic acclaim.

[Willmore]

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/costumes/fat_elvis_cameltoe_costume.jpg

Here is Berman at a Halloween Party last night dressed as Newt Gingrich.

That ball camel-toe is horrific to look at.