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CaptainBlowhole

10-01-2010, 06:05 PM

A Florida man arrested Wednesday on drug charges told cops that a bag of cocaine found hidden inside his buttocks did not belong to him. Though the suspect did cop to ownership of a bag of marijuana hidden alongside the coke.

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LINK (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/suspect-denies-owning-cocaine-his-butt)

Do drugs really make you this stupid?

KnoxHarrington

10-01-2010, 06:26 PM

That don't make you a bad person

TheGameHHH

10-01-2010, 08:53 PM

sadly, that excuse would have worked for Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan

spoon

10-01-2010, 10:51 PM

Butt crack squared?

PapaBear

10-01-2010, 10:54 PM

I can't believe something like this could happen in Florida.

Chigworthy

10-02-2010, 05:07 AM

Do drugs really make you this stupid?
The frequency with which they make you this stupid is roughly equal to the frequency that dreadlocks make you look stupid.

...inside his buttocks...

Sounds painful. Maybe he had buttocks-cheeks implants with a safe built in?