View Full Version : Whose grave would you like to spit on?
Fugitive
09-23-2010, 03:37 PM
A remake of the shock/horror classic I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE is coming out.
Question--is there anyone, alive or dead, whose grave you would like to spit on? If so--for what reason? Something they did to you? Something they represented? Or some other reason?
Name the person (or at least tell your relationship to them) and indicate why you would like to SPIT ON THEIR GRAVE.
--Fugitive
Judge Smails
09-23-2010, 03:50 PM
When is this due and what percentage of our final grade will this be worth?
Bob Impact
09-23-2010, 04:26 PM
Uhm, Hitler.
Yeah, Hitler.
What a dick.
Crash
09-23-2010, 05:11 PM
My own.
StanUpshaw
09-23-2010, 05:44 PM
The men who gang raped me.
Why reinvent the wheel?
Fugitive
09-23-2010, 05:53 PM
Uhm, Hitler.
Yeah, Hitler.
What a dick.
Not possible. Hitler has no grave. His remains were burned and thrown in the river in 1970. All that remains is the skull and a piece of jaw.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/russians-put-the-last-remains-of-hitler-on-display-for-first-time-719435.html
Judge Smails
09-23-2010, 06:11 PM
Not possible. Hitler has no grave. His remains were burned and thrown in the river in 1970. All that remains is the skull and a piece of jaw.l (http://l)
The fuck you say! Everyone knows Hitler died in 1944 in a theater fire in Paris and is buried in a local cemetery, somewhere between Oscar Wilde and Jim Morrison.
Fugitive
09-23-2010, 06:30 PM
The fuck you say! Everyone knows Hitler died in 1944 in a theater fire in Paris and is buried in a local cemetery, somewhere between Oscar Wilde and Jim Morrison.
If you believe that, you probably also believe that Brad Pitt is capable of affecting a believable southern accent.
KnoxHarrington
09-23-2010, 06:51 PM
Can I piss on a grave instead? Spitting isn't quite enough.
spoon
09-23-2010, 07:43 PM
Sports World:
George Steinbrenner
Bud Selig once dead...
Willmore
09-24-2010, 06:34 AM
Betty White. She knows why.
CountryBob
09-24-2010, 07:14 AM
Every mother fucker that was involved robbing my house last year. I want to be the one who puts them in the grave as well!:furious:
Willmore
09-24-2010, 07:19 AM
Every mother fucker that was involved robbing my house last year. I want to be the one who puts them in the grave as well!:furious:
By the way, thanks for that flatscreen.
CountryBob
09-24-2010, 07:32 AM
Haha - you mean 2 flat screens dont you? And 2 laptops and 2 cameras and my guns and my guitar and banjo and PS3 and XBOX and over $1000 in quarters and ..........
CountryBob
09-24-2010, 07:34 AM
and....I had no renters insurance so I lost everything! I am still paying on 1 of those flat screens. I guess someone had a nice Christmas in the projects.
Willmore
09-24-2010, 07:37 AM
Haha - you mean 2 flat screens dont you? And 2 laptops and 2 cameras and my guns and my guitar and banjo and PS3 and XBOX and over $1000 in quarters and ..........
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Fugitive
09-24-2010, 09:22 PM
When is this due and what percentage of our final grade will this be worth?
Since you're in Mexico, you can do it manana. When you get it done, turn it in about 35 or 40 minutes late.
WhistlePig
09-25-2010, 07:16 PM
Every dead child molester's.
Pitdoc
09-25-2010, 11:06 PM
A boss yelled at me about 5 yrs ago ,in front of my staff, when he (wrongly) told me I wasn't working hard enough.When he got the scoop that I WAS working hard, he called me to his office to apologize.When I asked him (calmly) to not yell at me in front of my team ,because I think I deserved that kind of respect, he got 3 inches from my face, & screamed 'DO YOU WANT TO KEEP WORKING HERE!!! five times before I simply put my hands up and slowly backed out of his office.An hour later, he gives me a letter saying , if my "insubordination " were to continue, I would be terminated. I went to the head of the hospital the next day, and tried to report him for harassment .But the VP put his arm around me and simply said"Well, stay away from him" I did, and moved to night shifts. 6 months later, he was promoted to head honcho of my department. 2 weeks later , I come in for my regular yearly review, and he told me he wanted me to quit. No performance reason given, just " I don't want to work with you ".No recourse, I was just gone ( though my entire staff( even people who worked on different FLOORS ) wrote a petition calling this guy an asshole ). The hospital has since closed, but I still think about that guy .
Though , to be specific, I wasn't going to spit on him. I'm going to piss on his grave.
Fugitive
09-26-2010, 08:50 AM
A boss yelled at me about 5 yrs ago ,in front of my staff, when he (wrongly) told me I wasn't working hard enough.When he got the scoop that I WAS working hard, he called me to his office to apologize.When I asked him (calmly) to not yell at me in front of my team ,because I think I deserved that kind of respect, he got 3 inches from my face, & screamed 'DO YOU WANT TO KEEP WORKING HERE!!! five times before I simply put my hands up and slowly backed out of his office.An hour later, he gives me a letter saying , if my "insubordination " were to continue, I would be terminated. I went to the head of the hospital the next day, and tried to report him for harassment .But the VP put his arm around me and simply said"Well, stay away from him" I did, and moved to night shifts. 6 months later, he was promoted to head honcho of my department. 2 weeks later , I come in for my regular yearly review, and he told me he wanted me to quit. No performance reason given, just " I don't want to work with you ".No recourse, I was just gone ( though my entire staff( even people who worked on different FLOORS ) wrote a petition calling this guy an asshole ). The hospital has since closed, but I still think about that guy .
Though , to be specific, I wasn't going to spit on him. I'm going to piss on his grave.
Piss? Why not defecate? Cemetaries offer a lot of privacy at night.
Is Michael Cimino dead yet?
Snoogans
09-26-2010, 09:14 AM
Tom Coughlin
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