Tenbatsuzen
09-11-2010, 12:00 PM
So on FARK, one of the headlines is about Danica McKellar (Winnie from the Wonder Years) giving birth to her first child and "attaining MILF status".
This lead to people coming out and saying that Danica McKellar is NOT a MILF because she doesn't satisfy the "age requirement". (?!?)
My post on FARK:
The MILF argument is one of the most retarded arguments I've ever heard, usually from someone who is a moron.
The "MILF" as defined in American Pie is technically also a "Cougar" - an older, more experience woman in her sexual prime. You can be a MILF and a Cougar, as seen in American Pie, but you don't have to be a Cougar to be a MILF.
The term "Cougar" hadn't been invented when American Pie came out, so MILF became the catch-all term for hot older women, until news coverage on celebrity pregnancy became a big thing after American Pie came out, which is where the terms diverged.
Christina Aguilera, Danica McKellar, etc. are all examples of MILFs who are not Cougars.
That's where people argue and sound like idiots. "SHE'S NOT A MILF BECAUSE SHE'S TOO YOUNG!"
idiots
The response:
Quote 2010-09-11 11:49:19 AM
You guys still don't get it.
The MILF rule is as such:
In order to be a MILF, you must have children who are old enough to have peers who want to fark you, i.e., your own children must be past puberty.
That means the average MILF is in her 30s, at least. While it's possible to have kids at 16 and be a MILF by 30, it's more likely you have kids when you're 18+ and then you have to wait about 12-15 years before you can claim your MILF badge.
Having a baby isn't an instant door to MILFdom. Your kid's peers have to DEEM you a MILF, and yes, it HAS TO BE your own kid's peers.
Prior to the point where you're as MILF, but while you still have a pre-pubescent kid, you're just a hot mommy.
This, of course, is all considering that you are, indeed, hot or farkable.
This makes no sense to me, because a "Hot Mommy" is a MILF.
So what do you say: is there an age requirement to be a MILF?
This lead to people coming out and saying that Danica McKellar is NOT a MILF because she doesn't satisfy the "age requirement". (?!?)
My post on FARK:
The MILF argument is one of the most retarded arguments I've ever heard, usually from someone who is a moron.
The "MILF" as defined in American Pie is technically also a "Cougar" - an older, more experience woman in her sexual prime. You can be a MILF and a Cougar, as seen in American Pie, but you don't have to be a Cougar to be a MILF.
The term "Cougar" hadn't been invented when American Pie came out, so MILF became the catch-all term for hot older women, until news coverage on celebrity pregnancy became a big thing after American Pie came out, which is where the terms diverged.
Christina Aguilera, Danica McKellar, etc. are all examples of MILFs who are not Cougars.
That's where people argue and sound like idiots. "SHE'S NOT A MILF BECAUSE SHE'S TOO YOUNG!"
idiots
The response:
Quote 2010-09-11 11:49:19 AM
You guys still don't get it.
The MILF rule is as such:
In order to be a MILF, you must have children who are old enough to have peers who want to fark you, i.e., your own children must be past puberty.
That means the average MILF is in her 30s, at least. While it's possible to have kids at 16 and be a MILF by 30, it's more likely you have kids when you're 18+ and then you have to wait about 12-15 years before you can claim your MILF badge.
Having a baby isn't an instant door to MILFdom. Your kid's peers have to DEEM you a MILF, and yes, it HAS TO BE your own kid's peers.
Prior to the point where you're as MILF, but while you still have a pre-pubescent kid, you're just a hot mommy.
This, of course, is all considering that you are, indeed, hot or farkable.
This makes no sense to me, because a "Hot Mommy" is a MILF.
So what do you say: is there an age requirement to be a MILF?