Hurricane Earl

[johnniehardrock]

Any thoughts on what a hurricane named after our friend Black Earl might do?

[brettmojo]

Any thoughts on what a hurricane named after our friend Black Earl might do?
No but I heard that FEMA is stocking up on frebreeze.

[PapaBear]

Any thoughts on what a hurricane named after our friend Black Earl might do?
Wouldn't the +2 make it three hurricanes?

[johnniehardrock]

I hear that it will just linger around and not do much

[StanUpshaw]

Hurricane Black Earl Preparedness Manuals now available on blurb.com.






(it's nothing but photos of Living Colour nailing up plywood)

[Judge Smails]

I hear that it will just linger around and not do much

Peas Hode Offshore

[Snoogans]

i dont like the look of this cone or the fact that it has M for when it gets up this way.

M on the graph means cat 3 or more


http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT07/refresh/AL0710W5_NL_sm2+gif/030015W5_NL_sm.gif

[NewYorkDragons80]

What you want on this Eastern Seaboard?

[hanso]

Any thoughts on what a hurricane named after our friend Black Earl might do?

Go around in circles.

[PapaBear]

If Hurricane Earl heads your way, just throw matches at it. You'll be safe.

[Tenbatsuzen]

a genuine dangerous storm... I know we'll make it through... Hard times at the NOAA....

[Melk]

Hurricane Earl would take a solid 6 hours to knock the framed pictures off of your wall.

[KnoxHarrington]

We need planes in the air dropping Fabreze on this thing right now.

[johnniehardrock]

White people are so scared of black hurricanes

[Dan 'Hampton]

Hurricane Earl will only affect white women.

[brettmojo]

While Hurricane Earl might bring a bunch of folks to the hospital... Once there at least it'll leave them alone.

[jauble]

Hurricane Earl's mother was named Katrina and she sure did fuck a lot of people.

[brettmojo]

Let's just wait and see what Ron thinks.

[Kevin]

Hurricane Earl will be the first hurricane in history to hang pictures instead of tearing them down.

[jauble]

Hurricane Earl will be the first hurricane in history to hang pictures instead of tearing them down.

The Weather Channel is giving an 8 to 12 hour timeline before the storm quits abruptly and months later Fez will be out a grand.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Thirsty. Got any Hurricanes back there Earl?

[jauble]

Thirsty. Got any Hurricanes back there Earl?

http://i36.tinypic.com/20siurr.jpg

[Kevin]

http://i36.tinypic.com/20siurr.jpg



Please don't try to help that terrible joke..

Leave it stand on its awful glory...

[sailor]

It was better than the hanging pictures joke.

[Kevin]

You not liking my joke is a huge compliment.

[Snoogans]

You not liking my joke is a huge compliment.

your joke was pretty weak, especially since picture jokes had already been made

[Kevin]

your joke was pretty weak, especially since picture jokes had already been made



That settles it then..

Since you know everything, we have a winner.

[hanso]

Once it hits the virgin islands. The two like forces will repeal and self destruct.

[jauble]

Once it hits the virgin islands. The two like forces will repeal and self destruct.

Shut it down.

[PapaBear]

Hurricane Earl will be followed by a severe cold front, freezing thousands of mice.

[Freitag]

Hurricane Earl will produce gale force winds, fist-sized hail, and the possibility of rolling stones

[Earlshog]

Don't worry New Jersey it will get lost and wind up in Connecticut

[Furtherman]

Hurricane Earl will pick up some trees and then put them back down.

[Furtherman]

M on the graph means cat 3 or more



Hurricane Earl will add +2 to whatever category number it hits.

[Freitag]

The storm looks dangerous but it's not, it's just hanging around.

[Freitag]

The sandbags to prevent flooding will be filled with crushed saltines.

[caneyebus]

Found a photo of Hurricane Black Earl. Was taken by an astronaut named Douglas. Coincidence ?
http://tinyurl.com/3aevz73

[KEITHJAY]

Found a photo of Hurricane Black Earl. Was taken by an astronaut named Douglas. Coincidence ?
http://tinyurl.com/3aevz73

I think not Earl is lazy but he takes names in a circular pattern :tongue:

[KEITHJAY]

Im worried about my friends out on NewfyFLAnd half of them were shoe box kids:help:

[Judge Smails]

There's concern that it might pick up mental patients right out of their hospitals only to return them to the same spot once the weekend is over.

[JPMNICK]

the worst damage will be to central park where an awkward speech will be made on the summer stage

[mbc663]

There's concern that it might pick up mental patients right out of their hospitals only to return them to the same spot once the weekend is over.


the clear winner by far. bravo!

[Tenbatsuzen]

The winds will be powerful enough to take a girl's clothes off, but some fuckers on a messageboard will complain that it's "not sexy".