Doctor, My Eyes Have Seen the Years

[torker]

I went to the eye doctor yesterday. She told me I was having surgery, she didn't ask me if I wanted to have it or when I could have it, she just told me to be there on Tuesday.
She has spunk, and in this case I like it. She is going to use her skills, well honed over many years, to laser photocoagulate aneurysms in both my retinas.
http://www.arctia.org/lasersidan/james1.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

good luck... there's nothing like getting your balls taken care of

[PapaBear]

I hope she has better aim than this guy!

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[torker]

I hope the medical arts have advanced:
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[FUNKMAN]

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[StanUpshaw]

I'm going to submit this to a poetry mag. I bet it get published.

[jennysmurf]

Full lace wig? Unfortunately, I'll never know because I refuse to click on the link of a dirty bastard spammer.

[Fugitive]

I went to the eye doctor yesterday. She told me I was having surgery, she didn't ask me if I wanted to have it or when I could have it, she just told me to be there on Tuesday.
She has spunk, and in this case I like it. She is going to use her skills, well honed over many years, to laser photocoagulate aneurysms in both my retinas.
http://www.arctia.org/lasersidan/james1.jpg

SHE has spunk? That's scary. How big are her balls?

I can tell you she's a poor Doc if she didn't talk to you about it at length. It probably could have been handled with eyedrops. and possibly should have been.

My Dad is in his '80's and has had the laser procedure repeatedly, it's no big deal. But it only works so many times. Now he has had to go back to the drops.

Don't misattribute lack of professionalism to SPUNK. Make sure you know what this bitch has in mind for the only two peepers yer packing.

[SonOfSmeagol]

I had to go to the eye dr today - last eye exam - 30 years ago. $376 later, I need glasses!

She said I'll be able to see to the left AND the right from now on - wtf is she driving at?

http://www.eyeglasses-frame.com/articles/images/eyeglasses.jpg

[disneyspy]

I had to go to the eye dr today - last eye exam - 30 years ago. $376 later, I need glasses!

She said I'll be able to see to the left AND the right from now on - wtf is she driving at?

http://www.eyeglasses-frame.com/articles/images/eyeglasses.jpg

maybe you should have gone to the neck doctor

[SonOfSmeagol]

maybe you should have gone to the neck doctor

She said that when the glasses come in I'll have to be trained on how to use them. Trained! The lenses are called "Progressives"!
Progressives?! ARGHHH! :laugh:

[Recyclerz]

She said that when the glasses come in I'll have to be trained on how to use them. Trained! The lenses are called "Progressives"!
Progressives?! ARGHHH! :laugh:

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Gooba gabba, gooba gabba
We accept you
One of us, one of us.

[SonOfSmeagol]

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Gooba gabba, gooba gabba
We accept you
One of us, one of us.

Ohhhh Nooooo! :help: