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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
07-30-2010, 07:59 PM
I had an "interview" with a temp agency today. I have little experience with them. The last time I got an agency job, they called ME up and I wound up getting hired... from the place I just got fired from (I worked there 10/07- 07/10).

I've been in publishing for 20 years and they were impressed by my "experience." Of course, when they asked me my pay rate I said, "$22-25/Per hour" and shot me down to $20.

I'll f'ing TAKE it!

I filled out a bunch of forms and did a proofreading test. The hiring manager basically told me I only need a 75% for a job; higher if I want to work for Scholastic (the schoolbook publisher. NO WAY! NO HOW!*)

She seemed really cool and I'm HOPING I hear from them (I'm pretty sure I scored an 85%).

I also registered with another publishing agency. Maybe they've broaden their horizons but they used to be all about publishing; and the GRUNT work of publishing.

I really hope I get ANY job!! ICE would rather see you making minimum wage than getting unemployment. I understand that! It doesn't make me too happy. I have two weeks to get a letter from an employer and at least three pay stubs.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!


*You may think working on schoolbooks is fun. It CAN be until you realize each state has a certain curriculum. That is FIFTY differentials you have to keep track of. For each bloody grade. RUN MAN! RUN! RUN to the "freedom" of legal editing. DO NOT feel bad for feeling LOST! You will soon learn that LAWYERS make up their own fanciful language and, we, as editors, are only worth a mere FRACTION of their worth. But, ALAS, THEY will make a mistake and they will need a NEW EDITION. What will we the poor peons who cannot afford punctuation do we have to be caddy to the lawyer who made the BIGGEST and JOLLIEST mistake. WE will FINALLY have PENCILS and up all your pars!

WAAA HAAA HAAA HHAAAA!!!

Chigworthy
07-30-2010, 08:08 PM
Good luck. In the meantime, start a 'zine.

PapaBear
07-30-2010, 08:12 PM
That's awesome! Didn't your old job start out as a temp job as well?

Jujubees2
07-30-2010, 08:14 PM
Good luck!!!!

Tenbatsuzen
07-31-2010, 10:38 AM
That's awesome! Didn't your old job start out as a temp job as well?

For a thread about proofreading and comprehension, you would have scored 56%.

tanless1
07-31-2010, 10:51 AM
Get'em Tiger

A.J.
07-31-2010, 12:03 PM
Congrats! Now let's hope that the situation with your husband works out too.

torker
07-31-2010, 12:13 PM
Congrats! Now let's hope that the situation with your husband works out too.

eh. im waiting in the wings:wink:

torker
07-31-2010, 12:14 PM
For a thread about proofreading and comprehension, you would have scored 56%.

:laugh:

furie
07-31-2010, 06:55 PM
ICE would rather see you making minimum wage than getting unemployment.

what?

FUNKMAN
07-31-2010, 07:26 PM
hope ya get it...

sailor
07-31-2010, 08:34 PM
what?

immigration and customs enforcement

TripleSkeet
07-31-2010, 09:03 PM
For a thread about proofreading and comprehension, you would have scored 56%.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

PapaBear
07-31-2010, 09:07 PM
For a thread about proofreading and comprehension, you would have scored 56%.
SHE'S the proofreader, Skippy.

Tenbatsuzen
08-01-2010, 05:13 AM
SHE'S the proofreader, Skippy.

It was the second and third sentence of the post!

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-02-2010, 04:56 AM
what?


Our immigration lawyer said that I have to get a job by our ICE interview on 8/19. Without a job, I cannot be his sponsor and he will be sent back to Ecuador. We've asked 10 close friends to co-sponsor us but no one wants to do it.

Out lawyer told me that my unemployment benefits wouldn't cut it and to get a job, ANY JOB, including McDs or BK if I have to. I own my condo (well, a small mortgage), and I showed the lawyer proof of savings, my IRA, and mutual fund statements. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

The lawyer's mantra is "Get me an employment letter and at least 3 pay stubs. That's not going too be easy if I have two weeks until the interview. :wallbash:

furie
08-02-2010, 05:35 PM
I know what ICE is.
I forgot you got married