MTV's Jersey Shore Season 2

[sailor]

Two meatballs...on her face!

[sailor]

"I feel like a pilgrim from the freakin' 20s."

[Space Edge]

It's so awful but I can't stop watching

[CountryBob]

Never watched and have no desire to.

[Furtherman]

"I feel like a pilgrim from the freakin' 20s."

One of them said that?! :lol:

[Kevin]

Ronnie was fucking BLASTED.

And the pilgram line was from guess who... Snookie.

[sailor]

Ronnie was fucking BLASTED.

And the pilgram line was from guess who... Snookie.


No, Ron was "obliviated"! (that line reminded me if Tyson's "into bolivean" quote)

If he gets back together with Sam I'll fucking stab someone.

Best part tho was the credits for next week, snooki riding a stone/plaster camel or such:

"yay. Yay. Oh! that hurts my vagina."

then the sitch tried to help her down and she capped the scene with:

"no, I like it."

just funny, funny shit.

[Mitch&Murray]

No, Ron was "obliviated"! (that line reminded me if Tyson's "into bolivean" quote)

If he gets back together with Sam I'll fucking stab someone.

He called her a fucking cunt in the Taxi
Youd think that would be a deal breaker.

[sailor]

He called her a fucking cunt in the Taxi
Youd think that would be a deal breaker.

he's a fun tool without her and such a boring tool when they hook up.

[Caseyelan]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/07/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-season-2-episode-1.html#more

You are welcome in advance.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2013485db9245970c-800wi

[Misteriosa]

i fucking love four four..

[Space Edge]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2013485dbac08970c-pi

[ozzie]

"Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience".


She never fails to deliver.

[booster11373]

Its fun to watch but it was and probably will be more contrived then last year

[Earlshog]

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2010/07/the-lessons-of-jersey-shore-season-2-episode-1.html#more

You are welcome in advance.

http://fourfour.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451b8c369e2013485db9245970c-800wi

haha... a new low, even by MTV standards, it was totally unnecessary and thats what you have to love...

[drusilla]

Its fun to watch but it was and probably will be more contrived then last year

That's what I was afraid of, hoping that Mtv would realize the brilliance in the show was just to let the cameras capture these people just the way they are. But so far it didn't seem to be a work at all & I was just as happy with the season premiere as I was last season.


I'm actually happy Angelina is back cause she's such a retard.

[Enabler]

It def looks like the "ladies" step it up this year when it comes to drunken brawling. But since they probably had hoards of bodyguards whenever they went out, they're now forced to beat the shit out of each other in the classy confines of their own home.

And Im just gonna say it, Angelina is the hottest one in the house. And those shorts were sexy as hell. Nothing hotter than an insecure guidette desperately trying to fit in and be accepted.

[newport king]

And Im just gonna say it, Angelina is the hottest one in the house. And those shorts were sexy as hell. Nothing hotter than an insecure guidette desperately trying to fit in and be accepted.

word.

[Kevin]

Sammie is odd.. Sometimes she looks really hot and other times, eh.

[newport king]

never thought sammie was hot at all. i'd rather smush snookie.

sammie is the typical girl that runs her mouth thats never been in a fight in her life.

jwoww looks like she might be fun but taking your earrings off and putting vaseline on your face? really? thats a little overboard.

[newport king]

and i'd pay money to eat sunday dinner at vinnie's house.

[Kevin]

Snookie is an utter goblin beast.

[Enabler]

Snookie is an utter goblin beast.

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snooki_drunk_4-450x616.jpg


They should just build a special little jail for her under the boardwalk

[brettmojo]

http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/snooki_drunk_4-450x616.jpg


They should just build a special little jail for her under the boardwalk
http://www.ourpetclinic.info/petshop/images/uploads/Small_Dog_Carrier_%28Small%29.jpg

[Space Edge]

Snooki got arrested for being a mess in public

http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/snooki-seaside-heights-new-jersey-mtv-arrest-police/


Snooki's Boozy Faceplant -- Right Before the Arrest
(http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/30/snooki-faceplant-bicycle-bike-seaside-heights-new-jersey-shore-fall-video-crash/)

[KnoxHarrington]

I gotta admit it: when the story that "Snooki" is dead eventually crosses the wires, I will laugh my ass off.

[zildjian361]

sitch paulyd :lol::smoke::drunk:

[torker]

http://www.ourpetclinic.info/petshop/images/uploads/Small_Dog_Carrier_%28Small%29.jpg

http://rat-hunter.com/stories/2007/alek-victor-rat-trap/paul-victor-rat-trap.jpg

[disneyspy]

snackie isnt even italian,i thought the premeire sucked

[torker]

snackie isnt even italian,i thought the premeire sucked

If Jimmy Caan can play an I-tie, anybody's allowed.
http://www.poster.net/godfather-the/godfather-the-photo-the-godfather-6204716.jpg

[torker]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/BWzI_Wn0ZwM/0.jpg

I hear ya.

[A.J.]

I hear ya.

So do I.

http://www.impawards.com/2000/posters/crew.jpg

[cougarjake13]

He called her a fucking cunt in the Taxi
Youd think that would be a deal breaker.



you'd think but in the season previews it alludes to them getting back together

[TheGameHHH]

it apparently crushed all kinds of ratings records for MTV.

greatest. show. ever.

[mikeyboy]

The Situation's family portrait:

http://www.guidofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/situation-turtleneck-300x225.jpg

[sailor]

Is that the weasel?

[Furtherman]

The Situation's family portrait:

http://www.guidofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/situation-turtleneck-300x225.jpg

I hate turtles.

[hammersavage]

h8rsssss

[booster11373]

The Situation's family portrait:

http://www.guidofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/situation-turtleneck-300x225.jpg

Is he related to Fisher Stevens?

[zildjian361]

Tonight 2nd episode:smoke::drunk::lol:

[torker]

The Situation's family portrait:

http://www.guidofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/situation-turtleneck-300x225.jpg
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kye229gkbi1qaz1hso1_500.jpg

[Enabler]

After seeing the Situation wake up and take a pull off that bedside beer I wonder how long before hes sobbing to Dr. Drew and getting in touch with the "real situations".....his alcoholism and homosexuality. I give it 2 years.

[sailor]

Fun episode last night, just not as quotable.

[FatassTitePants]

The Roni-Sammi thing is getting old fast. But I am really starting to like the Situation, after hating him last season. He seems to treat himself with a lot more humor.

And did anybody else catch J-WOW rubbing snot on herself when she was talking to Roni? God...These chicks are so gross, except for Angelina. She truly is hot.

And who the hell is this?

http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/03/deena-cortese-snooki-jersey-shore-mtv-audition-tape-video/

[Snoogans]

Fun episode last night, just not as quotable.

my favorite line of the entire shit was when the chickens fell from the fridge. they go to situation and he is like then they ask me what to do. he gets the most awesome look on his face and goes "yo, pick that shit up dawg"

[Jayw]

Situation is just such a bitch about bro shit. The way he just couldnt stop himself from telling Jwow everything that Ronnie did is just an example. And always willing to run when one of his friends are in trouble. He loves to spread that gossip, I guess thats his role on the show though. Other than that him and pauly d are pretty entertaining.

[Kevin]

Pauly and Vinny are the two best by far.

Sitch is the most entertaining.

I hate all of the women.

[KC2OSO]

I hate all of the women.
Sammi too?

http://www.guidofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/situation-turtleneck-300x225.jpg

MAN-BOOB!

[zildjian361]

Sitch drinkin a beer from the night before, Ive been there with a line of coke left over too.:laugh:no problem:tongue:

[Snoogans]

Situation is just such a bitch about bro shit. The way he just couldnt stop himself from telling Jwow everything that Ronnie did is just an example. And always willing to run when one of his friends are in trouble. He loves to spread that gossip, I guess thats his role on the show though. Other than that him and pauly d are pretty entertaining.

i think that was something else. I think Sit wanted to tell her so Sam would find out cause he still is angry about the Sam Ron thing and wants to end it for good and take his chance with Sam. That seemed personal

[Jayw]

Ya you might be right. Just something about sitch seems off when it comes to staying true to the guys. He just reminds me of that guy that will always backstab you for a chick.

Breaking down the inner workings of the situations thought process seems like sketchy terriotory though.

[Snoogans]

Ya you might be right. Just something about sitch seems off when it comes to staying true to the guys. He just reminds me of that guy that will always backstab you for a chick.

Breaking down the inner workings of the situations thought process seems like sketchy terriotory though.

maybe he thinks jwoww is actually a dude with breast implants. I think that sometimes

[Jayw]

maybe he thinks jwoww is actually a dude with breast implants. I think that sometimes

Hah, now I think you are on to something.

[TripleSkeet]

Hes a shit stirrer. And the most interesting person in the house. I love it. He pulls the strings and then watches as the monkeys dance.

Im already over the Ron / Sammi thing. Jesus Christ, didnt you get tired of looking like the biggest pussy whipped dude on Earth last season? Seeing how he actually handled banging a girl in his house makes me wonder if that kid has ever really had a summer shore house to begin with. Hes also got to stop with the constant crying. Hes the size of a silverback but cries like an old lady.

[Kevin]

Hes a shit stirrer. And the most interesting person in the house. I love it. He pulls the strings and then watches as the monkeys dance.

Im already over the Ron / Sammi thing. Jesus Christ, didnt you get tired of looking like the biggest pussy whipped dude on Earth last season? Seeing how he actually handled banging a girl in his house makes me wonder if that kid has ever really had a summer shore house to begin with. Hes also got to stop with the constant crying. Hes the size of a silverback but cries like an old lady.



He hits like a silverback too.

But he is a giant poooha.

[TripleSkeet]

Anyone have a link to the page where they were doing the Jersey Shore episode breakdowns during the first season? I tried looking for them but got lazy.

Edit* Found it.
http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/

[TripleSkeet]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/726/45168752.gif (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/45168752.gif/)

[Kevin]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/726/45168752.gif (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/45168752.gif/)



Ronnie was really obliviated there...

[sailor]

Drunk ronnie rules. Sober Ronnie's a bitch tho.

[TheGameHHH]

Drunk ronnie rules. Sober Ronnie's a bitch tho.

drunk ronnie is kind of a bitch too

if i had a vote id kick him and sammie off the show ASAP

[sailor]

drunk ronnie is kind of a bitch too

if i had a vote id kick him and sammie off the show ASAP


Yeah, kinda, but at least he's amusing when drunk.

[Kevin]

God I love this show..

[TripleSkeet]

"Hows that feel?" :lol::lol::lol:

Situation gets line of the night once again.

[Kevin]

"Hows that feel?" :lol::lol::lol:

Situation gets line of the night once again.



He really is the best.

[Kevin]

It def looks like the "ladies" step it up this year when it comes to drunken brawling. But since they probably had hoards of bodyguards whenever they went out, they're now forced to beat the shit out of each other in the classy confines of their own home.

And Im just gonna say it, Angelina is the hottest one in the house. And those shorts were sexy as hell. Nothing hotter than an insecure guidette desperately trying to fit in and be accepted.



I could have sworn you posted this word for word in a previous post...

[Kevin]

Did you seriously just shamelessly plagiarise someones post in the same thread, two pages back?

[Sinestro]

I could have sworn you posted this word for word in a previous post...


I read the same thing somewhere else too.

[ozzie]

It def looks like the "ladies" step it up this year when it comes to drunken brawling. But since they probably had hoards of bodyguards whenever they went out, they're now forced to beat the shit out of each other in the classy confines of their own home.

And Im just gonna say it, Angelina is the hottest one in the house. And those shorts were sexy as hell. Nothing hotter than an insecure guidette desperately trying to fit in and be accepted.

Originally Posted by macrylinda
It def looks like the "ladies" step it up this year when it comes to drunken brawling. But since they probably had hoards of bodyguards whenever they went out, they're now forced to beat the shit out of each other in the classy confines of their own home.

And Im just gonna say it, Angelina is the hottest one in the house. And those shorts were sexy as hell. Nothing hotter than an insecure guidette desperately trying to fit in and be accepted.

I could have sworn you posted this word for word in a previous post...

Did you seriously just shamelessly plagiarise someones post in the same thread, two pages back?

Hey.... where'd macrylinda's post go?

I don't know why, but I was Ell Oh Elling at this for some reason... and now I'm wondering if I just dreamed it.

[Jayw]

Super drunk Ronnie is so entertaining why you want to kick him out. He is awesome hah.

[booster11373]

That was the most scripted segment of reality TV that I have ever saw.

[Jayw]

Test

[booster11373]

Test?

What is the reason Ronnie did not go to college.

[sailor]

I feel like I'm beating a dead horse. And if the horse is dead, you gotta leave it alone.

[TheGameHHH]

Less Ronnie and Sammie, more MVP!!!

[Kevin]

This was by far the worst ep in the history of the show...

except when MVP were on.. Which was not much..

And how much do these women eat?

[Space Edge]

:thumbdown:

I hate when shows that start on the hour run over their alloted time and the DVR dosen't record the whole thing. I missed the last 3 mins of this stupid show.

[Kevin]

You didn't miss anything...

[Snacks]

Im getting sick of the Ronnie and Sammy shit as well. But Im getting even more sick of JWoww and her tough girl attitude. She talks tough and how she is going to kick everyones ass. But when it came time to tell Sammy about Ronnie she pussied out and then made it seem like Angelina was the one who pussied out. Jwoww could have opened her mouth, why does Angelina have to?

Then Jwoww did it again when Emilio called. She tells the kid she will call the cops if he doesnt stop calling there (or she will fly to NY and kick his ass). I hate when someone throw out the threat of calling the cops. What a pussy, cunt! If you want to act like a tough guy/girl then dont bring the "scare tactic" of calling the cops.

I cant wait for the episode one day when she talks shit to the wrong girl or even guy and she gets laid out! It will happen and I will love it!

[ozzie]

:thumbdown:

I hate when shows that start on the hour run over their alloted time and the DVR dosen't record the whole thing. I missed the last 3 mins of this stupid show.

My chick was pretty "WTF" about that last night, but I thought it was a perfectly f'ed up end to the worst episode ever. I don't think I could have stood for another 3 minutes of that shite.

I may be done with this show.

Thursday night football starts on 9/2, and I'll def be out by then anyway.

[LordJezo]

Just got back from spending the day in Seaside and The Jersey Shore is alive and well down there. Didn't see the cast but I did see a HUGE group of people standing outside of one of the pier restaurants trying to catch a glimpse of them inside eating. Cops were standing outside controlling people.

The police presence down there is way higher than it was a year ago. Girls are walking around with "Team Snookie" shirts on. I kept overhearing people saying things like "We saw Paulie D!".

It's crazier than when the MTV Beach House was there.

[Kevin]

Just got back from spending the day in Seaside and The Jersey Shore is alive and well down there. Didn't see the cast but I did see a HUGE group of people standing outside of one of the pier restaurants trying to catch a glimpse of them inside eating. Cops were standing outside controlling people.

The police presence down there is way higher than it was a year ago. Girls are walking around with "Team Snookie" shirts on. I kept overhearing people saying things like "We saw Paulie D!".

It's crazier than when the MTV Beach House was there.



You just read that entire thing online, didn't you...

[JimBeam]

But Im getting even more sick of JWoww and her tough girl attitude.

I've been sick of her shit from day 1.

She runs her mouth because she has no fear of reprisals especially not after what happened to The Troll last season.

She acts tough, runs her mouth and even hits guys ( Mike last year ) because she hides behind the " guys shouldn't hit girls " nonsense.

I'm in agreement that in 99.9999% of times a guy should never hit a woman but JSlob needs to be hit almost daily.

If she got her clock cleaned like the Troll she'd be a lot less lippy.

I also liked how she conveniently forgot hitting Mike last year when she told Angelina that she couldn't hit Pauley.

I hate her and look forward to reading that she's ODed or has AIDS.

[TripleSkeet]

‎"Im in Miami. I dont want a girl thats studying for finals, I want a girl thats studying for dick!"

Vinnie gets line of the week with that gem.

Also, Im dying for some random girl to knock JWow the fuck out.

[Sinestro]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs287.snc4/40686_434398306837_553906837_4941104_1759725_n.jpg

[JimBeam]

Also, Im dying for some random girl to knock JWow the fuck out.

The problem is it won't happen during the taping of the show because there's so much security. Another thing that lets her run her trap w/o fear of getting called on it.

At best we can hope for it to happen at an appearance or when she's out on her own.

[sailor]

They're clowns here to entertain you. Why get upset at them acting like clowns?

[JimBeam]

I know.

It's such a wierd thing.

[Barnaby Jones]

Just got back from spending the day in Seaside and The Jersey Shore is alive and well down there. Didn't see the cast but I did see a HUGE group of people standing outside of one of the pier restaurants trying to catch a glimpse of them inside eating. Cops were standing outside controlling people.

The police presence down there is way higher than it was a year ago. Girls are walking around with "Team Snookie" shirts on. I kept overhearing people saying things like "We saw Paulie D!".

It's crazier than when the MTV Beach House was there.

So were they talking at the gym about how the "Jersey Shore" cast are part of the plot by the Masonic, UN-fronted, Bilderburg elites are going to control the masses?!?!?

[joeybags]

I've been sick of her shit from day 1.

She runs her mouth because she has no fear of reprisals especially not after what happened to The Troll last season.

She acts tough, runs her mouth and even hits guys ( Mike last year ) because she hides behind the " guys shouldn't hit girls " nonsense.

I'm in agreement that in 99.9999% of times a guy should never hit a woman but JSlob needs to be hit almost daily.

If she got her clock cleaned like the Troll she'd be a lot less lippy.

I also liked how she conveniently forgot hitting Mike last year when she told Angelina that she couldn't hit Pauley.

I hate her and look forward to reading that she's ODed or has AIDS.

i hope i'm the one that gets to give ehr AIDS

[LordJezo]

So were they talking at the gym about how the "Jersey Shore" cast are part of the plot by the Masonic, UN-fronted, Bilderburg elites are going to control the masses?!?!?

They are not even trying to hide it..

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8589/mainjerseyshorestockexc.jpg

[Furtherman]

So were they talking at the gym about how the "Jersey Shore" cast are part of the plot by the Masonic, UN-fronted, Bilderburg elites are going to control the masses?!?!?

:laugh:

[Barnaby Jones]

They are not even trying to hide it..

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8589/mainjerseyshorestockexc.jpg

Looks like the new Situation will be internment camps!

[hammersavage]

We got a situation.

[Snacks]

We got a situation.

We do. A friend of mine watches Dancing with the stars with his wife and he told me today the The Situation will be on as a "star" this season. I will watch the entire season with him on it. he is great tv, he might be a little clownish but he is funny. I look forward to seeing him all over the the pro dancers on that show!

[TheGameHHH]

I'm gonna put the hippopotamus to bed

[hammersavage]

Snooki doesn't use wisely.

[TheGameHHH]

yay, more ron and sam drama!!!! notice how the first half of the show (mvp) was great and the second half (ron & sam) has blown

[sailor]

Is Sam ever out of bed anymore? She really may be clinically depressed.

[Kevin]

What a bunch of gutless cowards Jdog and goblin are.

I hope i saw that right and sam clocks her.

And Emilio kicks ass.

[Kevin]

And that Linkin Park song was utter GARBAGE.

[Snacks]

What a bunch of gutless cowards Jdog and goblin are.

I hope i saw that right and sam clocks her.

And Emilio kicks ass.

Once again JWoww talks so much shit likes she tough. She calls Sammi out and says something about if sammi isnt women enough to walk away from ron... etc. This fake boobed cunt isnt women enough to say she wrote the note! She talks so much shit but she is so fake and such a little scared pussy! I hope Sammi breaks her ass and pops a boob. I agree Sammi looks like a fool for always getting back win Ron but damn JWoww should mind her business and shut the fuck up.

[Kevin]

Once again JWoww talks so much shit likes she tough. She calls Sammi out and says something about if sammi isnt women enough to walk away from ron... etc. This fake boobed cunt isnt women enough to say she wrote the note! She talks so much shit but she is so fake and such a little scared pussy! I hope Sammi breaks her ass and pops a boob. I agree Sammi looks like a fool for always getting back win Ron but damn JWoww should mind her business and shut the fuck up.



Ill give Jwow one thing..








She is still a better QB than Namath...

[Snacks]

Ill give Jwow one thing..








She is still a better QB than Namath...

She would probably throw less picks and have a better QB rating!

[angrymissy]

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/08/27/0826-situation-splash-credit.jpg

[Hollyanne]

I’m loving this season of Jersey Shore!
I especially loved the songs on last night’s episode.



What did you guys think of the ANDY DAVIS' song, “Kiss it Goodbye?”


It played while Sammi and Ronnie were fighting so you may have not been paying attention with all the drama :)


If you didn’t get a chance to hear it here is a link to his site…



http://www.andydavisonline.com/#



you won’t regret it!

After listening to the rest of his music I’m addicted. Let me know if you enjoy his music as much as I do.

[Snoogans]

I’m loving this season of Jersey Shore!
I especially loved the songs on last night’s episode.



What did you guys think of the ANDY DAVIS' song, “Kiss it Goodbye?”


It played while Sammi and Ronnie were fighting so you may have not been paying attention with all the drama :)


If you didn’t get a chance to hear it here is a link to his site…



http://www.andydavisonline.com/#



you won’t regret it!

After listening to the rest of his music I’m addicted. Let me know if you enjoy his music as much as I do.

spam?

[Misteriosa]

spam?

nah... this looks legit... :innocent:

[sailor]

Wondering. Odd regardless.

[A.J.]

spam?

Hmmm...

[mikeyboy]

Jersey Shore Meets Family Circus in Jersey Circus (http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/awesome_of_the_day/2010/08/jersey-shore-meets-family-circus-in-jersey-circus.html)

http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/system/images/photo_albums/jersey-circus/large/photo_18655_0-2.jpg?1282923840

http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/system/images/photo_albums/jersey-circus/large/photo_18659_0-5.jpg?1282923850

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ua4kkWNv6R0/TF9j6EicFnI/AAAAAAAAABU/zTjyhyAaOa8/s320/Last+Nights..jpg

[cougarjake13]

i know some of it has to be scripted but theres jenny and snookie all worried about them finding out who wrote the not while in front of cameras telling the whole world it was them


yeh sammy and the rest of the house wouldnt have known til the show aired but by the way they were going about it trying to be be all secretive was stupid



plus ronnie had to know or at least have a good feeling it wasnt one of the guys so all that leaves is angelina snookie or j wow



now if they mailed it instead of putting it in the dresser they coulda signed it as a fan who saw ronnie out and felt bad for sam

[cougarjake13]

I'm gonna put the hippopotamus to bed



i was thinking about this the other day


how must all these girls feel that on national tv theyre being called grenades and the one chick a hippo

[Jayw]

I wish they would make a gif of when Ronnie was doing the typwriter motion. It was so childish/weird and funny. From the confessional. Couldnt find it at four four though sigh.

[Jayw]

i was thinking about this the other day


how must all these girls feel that on national tv theyre being called grenades and the one chick a hippo

Thats easy man, they want to be on TV by any means. Imagine all the girls that go through screenings and audations to get on these reality shows. (flavor flav etc etc) Some chicks will do anything to get some screen time.

I do understand though I mean all they do is get ragged on by the guys and treated like shit. But who really knows we all do dumb shit when blackout drunk like maybe follow some dude named the situation and pauly d with cameras blaring in your face to a hottub .

Those must be some proud parents hah, especially the one who lost the fake tit. The sitch actually seems freindly and a straight dick, he just thinks hes the second coming.

To be honest I wonder how many time they do get ass a season.

[Jayw]

You also have to understand how many planted/paid girls are the ones that come back. It is a show part real most fake.

[TripleSkeet]

You also have to understand how many planted/paid girls are the ones that come back. It is a show part real most fake.

A friend of mine was in Seaside this month and said they are filming the 3rd season right now. He said he was at a club and they brought 3 buses of people to the club, filmed what they had to film, and then they all left. More fake "reality" to try and make good tv.

[TheGameHHH]

Vinny.......packing

[Kevin]

Sits reaction when he slipped up and said Ron fucked around was awesome..

homana homana homana.

[booster11373]

That night vision cam does not do the "situation" any favors

[TripleSkeet]

Sits reaction when he slipped up and said Ron fucked around was awesome..

homana homana homana.

His face when Jwoww and Sammi were about to fight the first time was priceless.

Also, gotta wait til next week but it looked to me like Sammi cleaned her clock with a great punch. I can only hope.

[TheGameHHH]

His face when Jwoww and Sammi were about to fight the first time was priceless.

Also, gotta wait til next week but it looked to me like Sammi cleaned her clock with a great punch. I can only hope.

I'm really pissed they teased the fight all week then didnt even show the full fight.

[sailor]

J would crush Sam.

[TripleSkeet]

J would crush Sam.

Yea thats what I thought too, but it looked like Sam caught her with a great shot. Jwoww is nothing but a bully and one of those chicks that likes to talk shit to guys simply because shes a chick and thinks shes untouchable.

She really shouldve been the one that caught the punch in the first season. Maybe it wouldve woken her up to the fact that shes not as bad ass as she thinks she is.

[Jayw]

The teasers/commercials they show each week are about as good as a 1 hour episode. I love on the new one where ron just goes, "thats a creepy scene" at the end cracks my shit up. Teasing that fight all last week to not even show it was wackness.

[TripleSkeet]

This weeks episode ruled.

I thought Situation was gonna take line of the week again with "Motherfuckin Santa Claus is dead." but Paulie stole it at the end with these 2 gems: "Yo can we stop and get a fossil watch? I wanna try and get in there." and "Im gettin fucked....waaaaaa".

[Kevin]

Vinny is a fucking pimp daddy.

Ron killed me in the promo for next week.

Looks like a creepy scene out there.

Ron is the only guy in the house that has not banged Angelina.

[Snacks]

The funny thing is the only really likable people on this show are The Situation and Pauly. Everyone else has way too many issues.

[TheGameHHH]

JWOWW's face after she saw that dude was hilarious. Not that she's anything great, but it was still funny.

[Kevin]

I love how goblin continues to act like she is Italian..

You are from Chile, you dumb midget whore.

And Vinny is awesome too.

MVP are the only tolerable ones in the house, and if i knew Sit in real life, I would have prob knocked him out already.

Vinny and Pauly I think would be very easy to be friends with.

Prob Ron too, when he would stop being a pussy.

[keithy_19]

Vinny and Pauly I think would be very easy to be friends with.



Pauly seems like a friendly name. I've never watched the show, but I'll just come to the conclusion that he would be friendly too.

The exception is Pauly Shore. He just seems like he'd be the worst thing to see at a party.

[sailor]

i love how hate-able sam has become to me. it really makes my week.

and snooki is part italian, plus she was raised by an italian family, which is probably more important.

[Kevin]

i love how hate-able sam has become to me. it really makes my week.

and snooki is part italian, plus she was raised by an italian family, which is probably more important.



Was she?

Did not know that...

And yea, I can't stand Sam anymore..

She is to stupid to be tolerated.

[sailor]

Was she?

Did not know that...

And yea, I can't stand Sam anymore..

She is to stupid to be tolerated.

for what it's worth, according to the wikipedia she was adopted by an italian family.

[angrymissy]

I want Sam to get her ass beat now. Seriously, she's strutting around acting like she won that fight? I will admit she got a punch in, but Jwoww was beating her ass prior... plus Ronnie was involved too... if anything it was a tie. And she looks like a fucking sucker fighting with the girls and going back to Ronnie, disgusting. And he's playing it up so she'll be pissed at them instead of her.

Anyway, I cannot wait for Vinnie's "OG" relative to come and go into the hot tub next week. It looks magical.

Also, Situation is the biggest shitstirrer ever. I know he does it on purpose, but it's hilarious as it's happening and he always looks right into the camera.

[midwestjeff]

for what it's worth, according to the wikipedia she was adopted by an italian family.

Eeew.

The only thing worse than that would be being adopted by fags.

[TripleSkeet]

Also, Situation is the biggest shitstirrer ever. I know he does it on purpose, but it's hilarious as it's happening and he always looks right into the camera.

That right there is why I think hed be somebody Id get along well with. Paulie too. When that kid gets drunks hes hilarious. The last 5 minutes of the show he had me rolling.

[TripleSkeet]

I love how goblin continues to act like she is Italian..

You are from Chile, you dumb midget whore.

Its so funny every time I watch now and see the 2 of them together something in my head calls them Jdog and Goblin and I just laugh for no reason.

Thought it was hilarious when she called that guy a grenade grundle choad.

[Kevin]

Its so funny every time I watch now and see the 2 of them together something in my head calls them Jdog and Goblin and I just laugh for no reason.

Thought it was hilarious when she called that guy a grenade grundle choad.



Nice..

I think the names fit.

And the dude was pretty freakin awful looking.

[StanUpshaw]

Here's Snooki's tit. (http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1009/snooki-boob-flash-03.jpg)

[Kevin]

No thanks..

I don't feel like vomiting.

[Space Edge]

There is a new episode on now, I guess to get people to watch the VMAs afterwards.

[JimBeam]

Yeah I'm confused.

I was thinking this episode that was on now was a reply of Thursday's show.

But I knew it was wierd when it didn't open with the Sammi/JSlob fight that ended the previous episode.

Seeing Vinnie look like a jerkoff might've been my 2nd favorite scene, behind only Snooki getting knocked for a loop, in the show.

I'm so tired of his pussy, wanna-be tagalong shit.

Starts acting like he never has to take girls on dates like he's a ladies' man.

He probably doesn't take girls on dates because the Oedipal Rex fucker wants to bang his own mom.

He has jumped to the top as the #1 tool in that toolbox of a house.

[TheGameHHH]

I got the embarrassed feeling for Vinny tonight

[Snoogans]

i missed it. anyone know when it reairs?

[JimBeam]

Fuck'em.

By the way if there was any question that Mike has a secret it should've bbeen answered by the fact that he wanted to be in the room when Pauly was w/ that chick.

What could be confused as him just being a cockblock could be evidence that he wants to bang Pauly.

His always wanting to be w/ him, the fact that no girl ever seems to be good looking enough for him, the fact that he chases women almost to make it seem like he's a guy that likes women.

I'm hoping that Angelia eventually punches that troll Snooki in the face as hard as that guy did last year.

[JimBeam]

So it's confirmed that tonight's episode follows the one that aired Thursday ?

[TheGameHHH]

So it's confirmed that tonight's episode follows the one that aired Thursday ?

yes via twitter

[Kevin]

Are they gunna replay it thurday?

[booster11373]

Anyone see a t.......t for this episode yet

[Snacks]

this episode was by far the best of the season. Mike and Pauly were fucking hilarious and Vinnies Uncle was funny, retarded and uncomfortable all at the same time.

[JimBeam]

That dude " dating " Angelina, for 4 days, is a bit off to begin with.

He's been calling her lovie and honey since the 1st day they met.

A little wierd.

[Sinestro]

That dude " dating " Angelina, for 4 days, is a bit off to begin with.

He's been calling her lovie and honey since the 1st day they met.

A little wierd.

And Angelina tells everyone she loves them.

[Kevin]

And Angelina tells everyone she loves them.



What that dude should do is fuck someone when she is near, or treat her like shit..

That seems to be the key to banging her.

[Fallon]

Replay schedule.
http://www.locatetv.com/tv/jersey-shore/6541686/schedule

[sailor]

You go out with someone 4 times, you do not get to be upset by whoever else they might fuck.

[JimBeam]

You go out with someone 4 times, you do not get to be upset by whoever else they might fuck.

Especially some two bit reality show whore.

I love how JSlob has had so much to say about other people's relationships forgtetting that last year she had a seriosu boyfriend yet tried to hook up with Pauly.

Now it looks like she gets busted by her boyfriend w/ some other dude's number this next episode.

She's such a low rent piece of shit.

[JimBeam]

No posts from last night's episode ?

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/jwoww-is-posing-for-playboy/

I bet she'd do it for $500.

She's such a dumb piece of shit they can probably pull the Kramer v coffee shop bit on her.

[Fallon]

No posts from last night's episode ?

Last nights episode also aired Sunday before the VMA's.

Guess most saw it then.

[TripleSkeet]

No posts from last night's episode ?

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/jwoww-is-posing-for-playboy/

I bet she'd do it for $500.

She's such a dumb piece of shit they can probably pull the Kramer v coffee shop bit on her.

They better get that airbrush ready for her face. Shes got the complexion of asphalt.

[JimBeam]

Word is JSlob's negotiations w/ Playboy have her up to $400K.

Are they kidding ?

She'd probably do it for a bottle of NyQuil and some acne medicine.

[cougarjake13]

Word is JSlob's negotiations w/ Playboy have her up to $400K.

Are they kidding ?

She'd probably do it for a bottle of NyQuil and some acne medicine.

id check it out just to see it but im sure theyll be online for free somewhere i wouldnt buy the issue

[TripleSkeet]

Tonight episode was fantastic. Cant wait to see the fourfour on this one. The Situation fucking rules. Next weeks looks good too. Looks like Snookie gets her ass handed to her by Angelina. Thats Team Tough Girl - 0 Team Douchebag - 2.

[Snoogans]

Tonight episode was fantastic. Cant wait to see the fourfour on this one. The Situation fucking rules. Next weeks looks good too. Looks like Snookie gets her ass handed to her by Angelina. Thats Team Tough Girl - 0 Team Douchebag - 2.

Looks can be deceiving. According to some article I saw, The housemates basically save Angelinas life by stopping it. So who know

[TheGameHHH]

Looks can be deceiving. According to some article I saw, The housemates basically save Angelinas life by stopping it. So who know

theyre not going to show the fight until the last 15 second anyway and we'll have to wait until two weeks from now until we actually see it

[Enabler]

Angelina could punch snookis face till her arms fell off and still do no damage. That freak bitch has the skull of a rhino.

[TheGameHHH]

Ohhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaa WAKE UP!!!!! Ohhhhh yeaaaaa it's T-shirt timeeeeeeee!

[Snoogans]

Pauly is easily the best

[Jayw]

If they dont show the snooki/angelina fight I am going to be piiiiiiiisssed. I bet they tease that shit till next week.

[Jayw]

That was a let down...

[TripleSkeet]

Looks can be deceiving. According to some article I saw, The housemates basically save Angelinas life by stopping it. So who know

Whoever wrote that article has apparebntly never seen a fight before. It looked more staged then a WWE fight.

[Snoogans]

Whoever wrote that article has apparebntly never seen a fight before. It looked more staged then a WWE fight.

the article said they had to pull snooki off to keep her from killin angelina.

But it looked to me that neither was really doing anything

[Earlshog]

Whoever wrote that article has apparebntly never seen a fight before. It looked more staged then a WWE fight.

Ha-ha that was worse acting then Sonny vs Carlo

[Serpico1103]

the article said they had to pull snooki off to keep her from killin angelina.

But it looked to me that neither was really doing anything

I DVRed it, first full episode I watched. Fight was nothing but hair pulling. What was hysterical is that Snooki was slurring so much. After, having been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, and being arrest for being drunk in public, I guess she didn't learn her lesson.

[Snoogans]

I DVRed it, first full episode I watched. Fight was nothing but hair pulling. What was hysterical is that Snooki was slurring so much. After, having been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, and being arrest for being drunk in public, I guess she didn't learn her lesson.

she was arrested this summer in Jersey during season 3. This fight took place way before that

[Serpico1103]

she was arrested this summer in Jersey during season 3. This fight took place way before that

Ok, it was drunken fight, alcohol poisoning, then arrest.

Thought the last two happened during season 2.

[cougarjake13]

not sure why they would do it but maybe they didnt show the entire fight and left it out


havent watched the last episode yet so i dont know what they showed

[Space Edge]

Is anyone still watching this or did the novelty wear off?

[PigShitIrish]

Is anyone still watching this or did the novelty wear off?

Still watching, but last night's episode was pretty weak.

[TheGameHHH]

i'm still watching too but the show has bored me the past two weeks. i cant wait for them to be back in Seaside

[cougarjake13]

still watching but this season feels different


i think its bc most of it seems to take place in the house with a few clips of them out and about


and a lil too much focus on angelina


ive completely forgotten that sam and ronnie are even on this show and had that whole thing in the beginning

[JimBeam]

I had missed a bunch of weeks and w/ the time off I kinda felt like i was over it and didn't care to see it through.

Well I followed through and after seeing Sammi land a shot to Miss Run Her Mouth JSlob's face I not only had a new found respect for her but got back into the show for a while.

I am really getting tired of the scripted bullshit though.

JSlob's b/f finding the number in her book ? Yeah that didn't scream of being staged.

Angelina finding the pad under her pillow as soon as she walked in the room ?

Again stirred up by the producers I'm sure.

And do you guys think Snooki realizes how much of a troll she is ?

I mean do you think it's just her trying to have high self confidence when she thinks she can pick and choose guys or is she delusional ?

She called a guy a chode when she is the walking, talking eiptome of a chode.

[cougarjake13]

they definitely have to have the camera guys or someone going to these people and dropping hints or something cause like you said went right to the bed although it coulda just been the way they edited it and she searched for a half hour before finding it so who knows


same thing with note... someone prob told them to do it instead of tell her straight up so they could create that fake drama

[JimBeam]

they definitely have to have the camera guys or someone going to these people and dropping hints or something cause like you said went right to the bed although it coulda just been the way they edited it and she searched for a half hour before finding it so who knows


same thing with note... someone prob told them to do it instead of tell her straight up so they could create that fake drama

Not just that she found it right away but that she thought that she had to look for it.

The room was a mess so why would stuff seem to be out of place.

[TripleSkeet]

The Situation went from funny observer to complete dick, almost overnight. "Im the daddy of the house"...ugh. Fuckin dork. I have a friend thats just like that. He would always try and get everyone to leave if he wasnt getting any pussy. We would just say "Ok, go ahead, were right behind you." then let him leave and stand outside by himself til he figured out we werent going. Cant stand that shit.

At least Vinnie didnt lose his girl to him. I wonder how many times the cameraman said stuff to Mike to egg him on in that situation.

Ron had the line of the week "You did meet him.....and you hooked up with him when you did." The only thing that couldve topped that line is if he added "FACE" right after it.

[sailor]

Ron had the line of the week "You did meet him.....and you hooked up with him when you did." The only thing that couldve topped that line is if he added "FACE" right after it.

yeah, that was perfect, followed up by the "i've just eaten a lemon" face from sammi.

[cougarjake13]

muff cabbage

[Furtherman]

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[Barnaby Jones]

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[Jayw]

I predict by next summer or next fall Jersoy shore will fade far far away.

For marketing droping a new 3rd season is golden. otherwise they done

[Crippler]

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[Furtherman]

Don't fight it.

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[pennington]

Don't fight it.

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Fight it? I can't wait. I just hope the cast didn't spend all of their off-season working on their college degrees.

[CountryBob]

Pass....

[Space Edge]

And the first Jersey Shore Spinoff has been announced.

Pauly D gets first 'Jersey Shore' spinoff (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2010/12/pauly_d_gets_first_jersey_shor.html)

Surprised Snooki wasn't' the first.

[Furtherman]

And the first Jersey Shore Spinoff has been announced.

Pauly D gets first 'Jersey Shore' spinoff (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2010/12/pauly_d_gets_first_jersey_shor.html)

Surprised Snooki wasn't' the first.

She and J-Wow will have one.

[Judge Smails]

Coming soon: Jersey Shore Babies

http://i.imgur.com/e9Je1.jpg

[pennington]

Pauly D gets first 'Jersey Shore' spinoff (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/celebrities/index.ssf/2010/12/pauly_d_gets_first_jersey_shor.html)

Start your fist-pumping:

The show's third season begins airing Jan. 6.

[Sinestro]

Coming soon: Jersey Shore Babies

http://i.imgur.com/e9Je1.jpg

So I guess no kid wanted to be Vinny or Angela.

[TheGameHHH]

So I guess no kid wanted to be Vinny or Angela.

The chick from Who's The Boss???

[cougarjake13]

wow


so i guess the man chick replaces angelina


fuckin nasty looking, body looks ok

[Snoogans]

The chick from Who's The Boss???

Mona was the best

[hanso]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/1311/3117404.jpg

The Southern Situation

[zildjian361]

3rd Season start's Jan 6th. and don't forget to watch MTV New Year's Eve starting at 10:30 to see Snookie and the rest in Times Square.:laugh:

[pennington]

don't forget to watch MTV New Year's Eve starting at 10:30 to see Snookie and the rest in Times Square.

Seth Myers had a good line about Snookie's New Years Eve Ball Drop on last week's Weekend Update. He said it won't be the first time Snookie goes down on something while a crowd cheers.

[sailor]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/1311/3117404.jpg

The Southern Situation

Took me a few minutes to figure out that wasn't a pregnant chick.

[hanso]

3rd Season start's Jan 6th. and don't forget to watch MTV New Year's Eve starting at 10:30 to see Snookie and the rest in Times Square.:laugh:

New Year's Rockin Eve? Will Dick Clark be in on some pimp slapin?

[hanso]

Took me a few minutes to figure out that wasn't a pregnant chick.

Nope guys got six pack abs.

[cougarjake13]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/1311/3117404.jpg

The Southern Situation

sad thing is thats a real tattoo

[pennington]

Snookie's Times Square ball drop has been cancelled by NYC. I guess the Mayor didn't want any competition for his appearance on Dick Clark's show and the official ball drop. Apparently now Snookie will be dropping in Seaside Heights.

Snookie may still go down (http://www.nj.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2010/12/snookis_new_years_eve_stunt_ca.html#incart_hbx)

[Space Edge]

^^

I just came here to post that

[cougarjake13]

aww man

now what am i supposed to do ??

[Kris10]

Sorry guys.. although I live 10 mins from Seaside I won't be your official New Years Eve with Snookie correspondent.

[pennington]

aww man

now what am i supposed to do ??

Look at it this way, they spent $65 million on that Broadway Spiderman show and cast members were getting hospitalized. Image what can happen with a low budget hastily built descending ball with a human in it. Maybe it'll be windy that night too...