2010 Dallas Cowboys thread - CARRY YO' OWN PADS, BITCH!

[brettmojo]

Figured since it's started already, it was time to start this thread.

Listen, Dez Bryant... Why wouldn't you carry Roy Williams' pads? If it wasn't for his utter failure as a wide receiver you wouldn't be a Cowboy. YOU OWE HIM YOUR FUCKING JOB NIGGA'! CARRY HIS SHIT!

[spoon]

soooo, ur a cowboy/yank fan?

front run much in the 90's?

are you another HHH?

says a lot

[brettmojo]

soooo, ur a cowboy/yank fan?

front run much in the 90's?

are you another HHH?

says a lot

Yeah that was my main concern when I was 10... Jumping on the championship bandwagon every year. Explains why I picked the Yankees in the early 90's. They were dominating with their payroll every year. No wait, the Blue Jays were champs back then right? Back to back too.

Shit I really dropped the ball not jumping on that bandwagon. Just think I could have grown up to be a miserable cunt trolling Yankees fans on a fan board for a satellite radio show too.

[spoon]

yes the yankees just SUCKED in the 90's and I'm sure it had everything to do with that

go winning team!! so I can associate myself with you and feel better about myself!

just curious, how are the Lakers looking this offseason H!?

[spoon]

By trolling do you mean bring reality to the delusional fucks of yankee land? Oh i'm sorry, George was an awesome guy and Arod is now a true yankee.

Wtf was i thinking!? I was not only trolling, i was pow3nd! .......................................GAY!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't like the Cowboys at all, but I respect Dez's decision. Someone put it blutly - if it was someone like Romo, Austin, Witten, etc - then yes, fine. But Williams?

[brettmojo]

I don't like the Cowboys at all, but I respect Dez's decision. Someone put it blutly - if it was someone like Romo, Austin, Witten, etc - then yes, fine. But Williams?
Roy probably did it in a bitch way too... Knowing that Bryant is only there to take his job.

[disneyspy]

poor roy williams,first he gets bitch slapped by the lions and now a rookie,all i can say is

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!

[brettmojo]

A week later... Dez Bryant needed to be carried of the field himself. (http://cbs11tv.com/cowboys/Dez.Bryant.Injured.2.1834828.html)

Ironic? :wallbash:

[KnoxHarrington]

poor roy williams,first he gets bitch slapped by the lions and now a rookie,all i can say is

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!!

When ol' Wade Phillips said he understood why Dez did that, he might as well have said "Fuck you, Roy."

Roy's done with that team.

[brettmojo]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6ecg0b6BD1qbs1jho1_500.jpg

[epo]

I don't like the Cowboys at all, but I respect Dez's decision. Someone put it blutly - if it was someone like Romo, Austin, Witten, etc - then yes, fine. But Williams?

Bryant is a fucking baby. What makes him so fucking special?

I hope he blows.

[sailor]

Bryant is a fucking baby. What makes him so fucking special?

I hope he blows.

Queer.

[disneyspy]

When ol' Wade Phillips said he understood why Dez did that, he might as well have said "Fuck you, Roy."

Roy's done with that team.

he was probably the happiest guy on earth when dez got hurt,means he'll get one more year with the team

[spoon]

he was probably the happiest guy on earth when dez got hurt,means he'll get one more year with the team

yah, love playing for teams that say "fuck you"

i'm sure he's THRILLED

[razorboy]

i'm sure he's THRILLED

He gets to spend more time in Texas. I bet he's doing backflips.

[disneyspy]

He gets to spend more time in Texas. I bet he's doing backflips.

he'll be playin in the big D while tampa is suckin on a big D

[razorboy]

big D

You mean like an actual travel destination?

Or thank God we aren't Detroit?

[disneyspy]

You mean like an actual travel destination?

Or thank God we aren't Detroit?

detroit is THE D and all that matters right now is


HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!!

[spoon]

You mean the 1-2 boys?! They still are severely under performing sure. My Chargers are well on their way to joining you soon.

[disneyspy]

You mean the 1-2 boys?! They still are severely under performing sure. My Chargers are well on their way to joining you soon.

im talkin about the team that is now on a roll

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[disneyspy]

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THE STUPID REDSKINS FANS WERE ALL GIDDY WHEN THE FUCKIN TITANS WENT UP BY 14


well FACE!!

[disneyspy]

fuck the redskins

[Dell]

HEY...NO CROSS-THREAD TRASH TALKING...

and fuck dem cowboys...

[disneyspy]

it aint over faghat

[IamFogHat]

fuck the redskins

Don't be a sore Spy. Your boys had a bad weekend, so what?

[disneyspy]

what the fuck !!he doesnt put his own helmet on so theres a TO?!?

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[disneyspy]

excessive celebration!!??!! what the fuck!!! i saw a giants player do twice as much today and there was no flag

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[brettmojo]

excessive celebration!!??!! what the fuck!!! i saw a giants player do twice as much today and there was no flag

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It's fucking pathetic. Phillips needs to fucking sit down someone to make a fucking point.

[spoon]

It's fucking pathetic. Phillips needs to fucking sit down someone to make a fucking point.

he should be more pissed about that romo pick and third down coverage that led to a td for the vikes

[brettmojo]

So Austin hands the Viks a touchdown because of his excessive celebration, then hands them a defensive stop because of his interference penalty...

HOW BOUT' DEM' COWBOYS!!!

[disneyspy]

more like how bout dum cowboys

i fuckin hate fantasy football

[disneyspy]

ha! austin can learn a lesson,this time after the TD he just shook the non pad carryin kids hand

[Dell]

http://www.freewebs.com/philadelphiaeagles/pee%20on%20cowboys.bmp

[brettmojo]

http://www.freewebs.com/philadelphiaeagles/pee%20on%20cowboys.bmp
x2. Lock it up. It's over.

[hanso]

more like how bout dum cowboys

i fuckin hate fantasy football

Next week austin will get 2 TD's. Remind me when it's my turn.

[disneyspy]

Next week austin will get 2 TD's. Remind me when it's my turn.

that fuck only got me 1 point this week but i'll still trade you TEs

[hanso]

that fuck only got me 1 point this week but i'll still trade you TEs

Won't happen. That was only to get an elite WR (Brandon Marshall). And I like that the Cowboy games are being played in my market. So I get to watch these guys who are doing well.

The record of Dal vs Jax should be flipped for how they have played.

[brettmojo]

Lock it up.

[Recyclerz]

Lock it up.

Not quite yet. Looks like Eli still has some salt left over and "America's Team" has plenty of wounds.

Teeheehee.

[Judge Smails]

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[disneyspy]

i blame brettmojo for starting this years thread and hippoing the boys

[Kevin]

Can someone change the thread title to The Dallas Cowboys, PACK YO PADS ITS THE OFFSEASON BITCH, Thread?

[brettmojo]

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Mega Millions is $118 Mill? I gotta' go to Fastrac.

[KnoxHarrington]

Mega Millions is $118 Mill? I gotta' go to Fastrac.

Yeah, we got in on Mega Millions here too so I'll be paying my friendly (well, not so much) neighborhood Quick-E-Mart to get a ticket.

[KnoxHarrington]

Listening to Tony Kornheiser's show just now, the guy he had on (Jason LaConfora, who's really good) mentioned that Jerry's dream coach for the Cowboys has always been Jeff Fisher, who is still tied up in his contract with the Titans.

That could account for why Wade's sticking around: with the possibility of a lockout next year, and Fisher not available yet, maybe Jerry's just biding his time. And this season looks like a lost cause now, especially if Romo's out the rest of the season. So just wait, see if there actually is a 2011 season, and maybe see if you can get Fisher.

[brettmojo]

Listening to Tony Kornheiser's show just now, the guy he had on (Jason LaConfora, who's really good) mentioned that Jerry's dream coach for the Cowboys has always been Jeff Fisher, who is still tied up in his contract with the Titans.

That could account for why Wade's sticking around: with the possibility of a lockout next year, and Fisher not available yet, maybe Jerry's just biding his time. And this season looks like a lost cause now, especially if Romo's out the rest of the season. So just wait, see if there actually is a 2011 season, and maybe see if you can get Fisher.
woo.


hoo.

[hanso]

JAC rolled over for BUF. Let's get in gear.

[disneyspy]

can't we just let this thread die,like the cowboys season?

[cougarjake13]

can't we just let this thread die,like the cowboys season?

nah is too much fun

[Furtherman]

Nation Taking No Joy In Cowboys' Pathetic Collapse (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/)

[disneyspy]

Nation Taking No Joy In Cowboys' Pathetic Collapse (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/)

thats the most no-shit asshole aticle ive ever read,fuck the boring ass,no talent,ham n eggers that write for that over rated piece of shit e-paper

[Dell]

thats the most no-shit asshole aticle ive ever read,fuck the boring ass,no talent,ham n eggers that write for that over rated piece of shit e-paper

quit candy coating it spy and tell us how you feel...

btw, need Dallas to lose again to stay perfect in my elimination pool...think my chances are good?

[disneyspy]

quit candy coating it spy and tell us how you feel...

btw, need Dallas to lose again to stay perfect in my elimination pool...think my chances are good?

greenbay shut out the jets and dallas got stompe by jax,i'd say your chances are pretty good

[keithy_19]

Nation Taking No Joy In Cowboys' Pathetic Collapse (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/)

:lol::lol::lol:

According to a recent USA Today poll, 45 percent of the country said that no team deserves to perform this terribly under this much pressure, except for the Dallas Cowboys. Thirty-two percent said that the season has been emotionally taxing for people who grew up worshipping Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, and Emmitt Smith, and that those people should probably go fuck themselves anyway.

[TripleSkeet]

Dallas Morning News

Not all hope is lost for the Cowboys, at least as long as you're asking Roy Williams. Williams still believes the 1-6 Cowboys can reach the playoffs. "You know me. I think we can go nine in a row, if you ask me," Williams said. "People can call me stupid or whatever but this football team has the corps of players and the supporting cast of players to win nine in row. We just got to get it started."

Ill never fault a guy for having some balls and confidence in his team. But youre dreaming Roy.

[hanso]

Kitna threw to him last week a total of zero times.

[disneyspy]

the only thing i disagree with williams is kitna isnt that good,he was the QB when the lions went winlesss and chokes when his team is behind so theres that

[Dell]

greenbay shut out the jets and dallas got stompe by jax,i'd say your chances are pretty good

went for the vikes over the cards instead...I can't count on Dallas to do what they should even in this scenario...

[hanso]

Kitna threw to him last week a total of zero times.

Make that the week before. The last week he got one pass. Williams had a break out year three years ago with Kitna. The thing is that was the last time he started a game.

[cougarjake13]

Nation Taking No Joy In Cowboys' Pathetic Collapse (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/)

i am

[TripleSkeet]

Congrats Cowboys fans. Its been fun Wade, wish you couldve stayed longer.

[Furtherman]

Nation Taking No Joy In Cowboys' Pathetic Collapse (http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-taking-no-joy-in-cowboys-pathetic-collapse,18405/)

i am

Yea. Pssst, read the article.

[brettmojo]

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[brettmojo]

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[hanso]

Wade was no Bum. So the bum's gotta go.

[brettmojo]

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