Favorite Children's Book?

[Tall_James]

http://www.somethingawful.com/features/childrensbooks/index-05.htm

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[furie]

"Don't rape the baby"

Oh my God.........

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[impactplayer2k1]

what ever happened to the cat in the hat?

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[Tall_James]

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Winnie the Pooh
Peter Rabbit
Harold and The Purple Crayon
Corduroy
Curious George
James and the Giant Peach

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[Tall_James]

In all seriousness, my favorite books were:

Harry the Dirty Dog
Curious George
Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel


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[SweetPea]

I agree w/ Alice, but I dont think I've ever read Corduroy or Harold and The Purple Crayon

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[Zipgun]

There's a monster at the end of this book.

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[Koose]

The Berenstein Bears kick ass!

[Supervixen]

lol i didnt read any of that
but i did read books no one
has ever heard of...

james and the giant peach
alexander and the terrible
horrible no good very bad day
jillian jiggs
charloettes web
bridge to terabithia
the mixed up files of mrs
basil frankwe


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

There's a monster at the end of this book.



It was him the whole time! Grover rocks!

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[SweetPea]

OK this thread would normally only creep me out a little, but the reason it freaks me out more than usual is becasue Tall James arent you gonna be a daddy soon??

Supervixen...I heard of those books..and I've even read a few of them! :)

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[EQ]

Tall James..that's some really funny, twisted stuff...and I teach kids! I have also illustrated some books...now you have given me ideas for ..oh, a new sort of book?
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[EQ]

Alice S. Fuzzybut...yes, Winnie the Pooh, and does anyone know "Shy Charles"? The book, not my last date.

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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 1-30-02 @ 7:45 PM

[EQ]

This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 1-31-02 @ 2:04 PM

[Tall_James]

SweePea - You're right, I'm about to be a Dad and I have been innundated with all things cute and babyish for the past 5 months. I came across this website and it just made me laugh. Check it out...

http://www.somethingawful.com/features/childrensbooks/

Don't worry, I'm going to be a very normal Dad who will cherish my child and protect him/her with all of the ferocity of a Grizzly Bear.

Sometimes sick is just funny.


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[Tall_James]

Oh, and Elle Quinn? All members of Nambla should be lined up against a wall and shot in the nads.

No room for debate there.

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[Jennitalia]

charlotte's web
cat in the hat
cat in the hat comes back
the "little house" series

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[zathrus]

the cat in the hatt
winnie the pooh
the lion, the witch and the
wardrobe


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[EQ]

Tall James..I agree..about shooting those nuts. I was only kidding. I work with kids, and I 'm VERY protective of them. Sorry! I never meant to offend you...( although the faux book covers are pretty funny ) Congrats , about being a Dad soon.

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[Tall_James]

That's OK. No offense taken. Like I said before, sometimes sick is funny, and sometimes sick goes too far. I hope that I haven't offended anyone.

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[erole]

The Sneetches
The Growing Tree (and anything by Shel Silversteen)
Green Eggs and Ham <----RULES
I read Green Eggs and Ham to the kids at my school...listen gang, you never heard Green Eggs and Ham if you haven't heard it from me.

happy happy, joy joy

[THERAVEN]

The Hungry Caterpillar by Eric Carle.
Now i'm starving too.

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[Arienette]

i know most of these have already been mentioned, but...

a pocket for courduroy
harold and the purple crayon
where the wild things are
nobody knows i've got delicate toes

......................
the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[FUNKMAN]

George The Ghost... tried many years to find it again, found it last year at the local library

BABAR - the elephant that went to live with a lady and looked really cute in his plaid suit...

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[sexy bastard]

well i havea new favorite book, i was reading my 11month old neice, this book its sad but pretty and made me start balling its called I love you forever...(i think thats what its called) it was so pretty i just lost it as she went to sleep.

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[erole]

I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my baby you'll be.

happy happy, joy joy

[sexy bastard]

sigh...what can i say i am a sap


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[Bron Yur Stomp]

Where the wild things are.
My all time favorite monster book.

When you see the handwriting on the wall,
you can bet you're in a public restroom.

[EQ]

Aw, T. JAMES!!!


I am so disappointed. These Children Book covers
made me laugh so hard.

I was hoping to have another chuckle today, and
then..ewwwww...

Now they have been replaced with some nasty
close-ups of " I don't wanna know" stuff.

??


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[Tall_James]

Holy Shit! Who is the asshole who hacked into this thread and changed my pictures?

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[DarkHippie]

i was wondering that too.

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[EQ]

James,

What a shame. I hope you are able to find out how
this happened.
This is really messed up.. and a little scary.

I'm pissed off because this was one of my favourite
threads ever.

Hope you can recover the original, funny images.

..Thanks for the Link, James.



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[Tall_James]

The only thing I can guess (other than someone outside hacking into the post and changing the pics) was that the website I took the pics from (www.somethingawful.com) does not allow remote linking of images and ensures that no one does it by having that picture show when you link to another pic from their site.

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[McHaggis]

Does Harry Potter count because i love it

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[Aggie]

Does Harry Potter count because i love it

It should count! I love it too. But it's just not a book from your childhood.

I had so many favorites:
Green Eggs and Ham (Dr. Suess)
Courderoy
Goodnight Moon
Winnie the Pooh
Secret Garden (my mom read it to me)
Where the Wild Things Are
Berenstein Bears (Afraid of the Dark is the best one)
The Lorax (Dr. Suess)
I could keep going so I'll stop now!

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[furie]

"Don't rape the baby"

Oh my God.........


See, now i sound like a moron without your previous post...

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[Tall_James]

See, now i sound like a moron without your previous post...

The first post is now back, this time as just a link. You are back to making sense my friend.

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[Tall_James]

I'm pissed off because this was one of my favourite
threads ever.
Aw...I'm blushing. Thanks!

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[Steels]

Cat And The Hat

I'm a child of divorce....gimme a break....

[Tall_James]

By the way, "The Runaway Bunny" is now my favorite book to read to my daughter.

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[Aggie]

TallJames, Runaway Bunny is a great book. If you like that I suggest Goodnight Moon. A favorite of mine growing up.

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[Tall_James]

thanks aggie! i have goodnight moon. it came in a set with the runaway bunny!

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[flavorsaver]

Hands down...

Are You My Mother?
By Philip Eastman

A Seuss classic!

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