Worst Advice Your Parents Gave You

[Silly Puddy]

Parents usually mean well, but sometimes they just have no clue. What's the worst advice your parents ever gave you?

From my Dad:

If you ignore the kids that are picking on you, they'll get bored and leave you alone.


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[DaniGirl]

My dad told me that too. He's full of crap.

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[IkeaBoy]

that one and "People won't change, you need to change" and later when they realized that that didn't help "You're a useless boring individual who will never be successful"

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[Poison Ivy]

Annything and everything that ever came out of my mother's mouth was bad

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[Silly Puddy]

"You're a useless boring individual who will never be successful"
Keep proving them wrong, budday.


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[impactplayer2k1]

tell the teacher when someone picks on you and the problem would be solved.

I solved alot problems kicking ass and getting my ass kicked on many occasions.

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[IkeaBoy]

Keep proving them wrong, budday.i've proved them wrong?

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[SweetPea]

If you ignore the kids that are picking on you, they'll get bores and leave you alone.
Oh I've heard that so many times. I know there is more they say...I'll let you know when my mom gets home. And my dad rarely talks to me, so nothing is coming from him

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"If he tries to touch you, don't let him!"

"You shouldn't run. You'll displace your organs."

Not advice, but still sticks in my head: "I don't know why you got that scholarship-- you weren't THAT good a student."

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[IkeaBoy]

how about "that bully is more angry with himself than he is at you."

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

[SweetPea]

"If he tries to touch you, dont let him."
oh jeeez!!

I'm a 16 yr old gurl from L.I. :D
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[TheGameHHH]

"Just bend over, close your eyes, and take it like a man!"

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[furie]

"Don't be jealous because the voices are talking to me"

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[AppleBoy]

"Don't worry about calculus. You'll never use it after you get out of school."

That's not exactly the kind of advice you should be giving to someone who's studying engineering.

Tommy Tom, you have the life!

[sexy bastard]

my dad giving me the talk (about condoms and girls) but i was 19 by then...little to late on that one dad lol

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[IkeaBoy]

my dad giving me the talk (about condoms and girls) but i was 19 by then...little to late on that one dad lolIronically that talk came the day you were going to ask him "Dad I got a girl pregnant, what should I do?"

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin

This message was edited by IkeaBoy on 1-31-02 @ 4:14 AM

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

My dad usually gave me advice that kept me alive. He taught me how to fight dirty, taught me how to survive in a fire, taught me how to pay my taxes! I guess I was lucky!

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[IrishAlkey]

Swallow.

Figment stole my sig!

[Silly Puddy]

Another pearl of wisdom from my dad:

If you wash your hair too much, and keep combing it, it'll fall out.


I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[JerryTaker]

"you're a good guy, there will be lots more girls in your life..."

...feh

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[Koose]

THe worst advice my parents gave me was to not do drugs.

[AngelAmy]

i was just gonna say similar to koose
the worst is when they say "dont drink"

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[irishkb]

Advice from dad.. i don't agree with fighting and never throw the first punch but if your hit remember one thing.. there is no such thing as a fair fight. this after him telling me about all the fights he got into when he was a teen fighting the highschool jocks.... yeah my ass like i am gonna sit there and let myself get hit first..

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[IkeaBoy]

my dad said "show me someone who resorts to violence and i'll show you somebody who's out of ideas." Wait, that wasn't my dad.

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"My review of 2001 the year is the same as my review of 2001: A Space Odyssey- overlong, hard to follow, and only enjoyable if you're really really stoned." - Lewis Black
"a single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic"- joseph stalin