Most Disgusting thing that happened on a job

[Jonkeu]

I worked for my father doing HVAC one hot and hazy summer i was stuck on a roof of a Dunkin Donuts and all around the units on the floor and walls was pigeon and other MISC bird crap. I wanted to hurl really badly. For a while i wouldnt eat DD's Because of this...

[IkeaBoy]

i like the fact that you added "for awhile" meaning that after seeing that you actually still go there.

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[erole]

'bout 6 years ago, I worked for a pest control company for the summer.

I had to go into a 3 foot high crawl space underneath this house. I was looking for Camel Back Crickets (they're big and look like mutant Daddy Long Legs) My partner held a flashlight as I went in. He shined the flaslight into the corner and there was like 100 of them all still. He picked up a brick, and threw it into the corner.

Well, I almost pissed my pants. He turned the light off and I was freakin' with these crickets all over me. The bastard. There was Cricket guts (which look like mashed potato) everywhere.

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[Sunrisa]

erole that is so gross...

i worked with these giant albino frogs. i was their caretaker. they are scary looking but they are cute enough i suppose.
i grew to like them.

well anyway one day i was told i had to kill like 50-75 of them bc they might be carrying a disease that may infect the many many many others of the frogs.
so..
i had to kill all these really healthy frogs by injection.
so i had a huge biohazard bag an injection needle some poison and frogs. lively frogs.
and well so i had them injected and as they died i removed them from the tank and put them in a bag.
but wouldnt you know it some of them were still alive in the bag, and started moving...
and i had dig thru so many frogs. and find the live one and re-kill it.
honestly i nearly quit.
i was so sad

karma will get me.

not gross but gross.
dead frogs floating on the top of the tank are also gross. i hated wrapping them for disposal

i hate when frogs eat each other...
and hmmm
i hate the frog Ick that they get.

i hated when they would get out. and they would hurt themselves and get all dry but still be alive
honestly the saddest stuff

i love my frogs.




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[PanterA]

Well as you all might know i'm a mailman. Well my very first day out on my own delivering mail i was sent out in the Jackson Hieghts area. Not the greatest of places in Queens if you dont know. So i was in one of the worse parts of Jackson Hieghts on Unemployment check day...Well that's the day you have all the mexican bums following you from house to house saying "You got my check mang?" So this one guy say "That's my check mang" I say "let me see your ID." He says "That's my check mang!"
I say "If you dont have ID you cant get your check mang" I then put the check into the mailbox and locked the apartment mailboxes. This guy begins to have a seizure, white crap start oozing out of his mouth, his eyes roll into the back of his head, falls backwards, bashes his head into the side of the building, blood comes pouring out of the back of his head, he begins shaking violently and making the strangest noises i've ever heard in my life! What a crazy day that was, I wanted to quit right there.

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[Havenostaples]

aww, thats a unique story. did ya kill all the albino frogs cause i have yet to see one.

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[erole]

OK Sunrisa, that wasn't just disgusting, it was sad too. Staying with that job must be a testament to your character!

And PanterA, what the hell was that all about? Sounds like something pulled out of an X-File. I do have to thank you for one thing in particular..."mang" Oh, "mang" is going to make a huge comeback in my vernacular.

happy happy, joy joy

[furie]

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[Sheeplovr]

I found a nice Shinney 7 inch Old Dildo

oh yeah i also had to through several dead animals into the woods cause the DPW is in charge of road kill and we just have to fling them in the woods



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[FUNKMAN]

when I worked at the Colgate Plant in Jersey City, they would use animal fat as a base for bar soap...
A tank had spilled over and on the basement floor in one area it was a foot thick. It had become like Jello and we had to shovel it into drums...There were huge cockaroaches all around us hanging out on the walls and ceiling...

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[AppleBoy]

I used to work at a campground that had a sewer system that worked on gravity. Everything flowed down hill into a big cesspool. One day, someone plugged up the sewer and they sent one of the other guys to unplug it. When he got it unplugged, everything went shooting up in the air like a geyser. They sent me to clean up the mess. Once I got everything cleaned up, I had to pour bleach on the ground in some half assed attempt to disinfect the area. Worms wiggle really fast when you pour bleach on them.

Another thing we had to do was collect bags of garbage from the camp sites. When the garbage wagon got full, we'd have to transfer the bags to a holding pen until the sanitation company came to pick them up. One day when we were transferring bags, we decided to get into a garbage bag fight. It wasn't too bad until the bags started bursting. To make matters worse, it was raining, so when one of the bags burst, everything stuck to you.

Once in a while, a few of the ladies would leave their used maxi pads on top of the garbage. That wasn't very nice.

Sometimes a couple of the guys would have to take a row boat out on the cesspool, throw a burlap bag full of chemical overboard and row around the cesspool in order to treat the sewage. Luckily, I never had to do that job.

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[Doogie]

This sounds like the plot of a b rated movie that you would see on TNT or USA late night

. He turned the light off and I was freakin' with these crickets all over me


You should have of grabbed that brick and smashed him in the face with it...

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[erole]

OK, kinda disgusting, but definately a great memory:

had this girlfriend in high school, she was the cute and cuddly type (love that type of girl) Well kissing and necking for people like us was a big deal at the time. We were both nervous and stuff. Geez, I never lost my virginity until I was 20. I held out for a long time.

Anyway, we were parked in my car at this dead end street, about 10 blocks away from her house. It was a dark spot, and we started kissing. After about 10 good minutes of great kissing, she had to go home. She had extremly conservative parents.

I sat back in my seat and looked at her. I couldn't believe what I saw. Blood, all over her face. Apparently my nose bled something aweful. She looked at me and was like, "What?" There was no blood on me. I just started laughing. Man was she beside herself.

I'll leave it at that. The clean-up was complex and too long to type about. SO, there it is.

I'm someone with some of the most strangest stories you'd ever hear.

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[Gaia]

Erole, That bug story was hilarious...The mental picture I have is great...too funny.

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[Koose]

These stories are disgusting. The only bad thing to happen to me on a job is 10 year olds throwing up all over me. :(

[erole]

i know i got more...i'll sleep on it tonight.

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[ThePointer]

When I was in school, I used to work over at JFK airport on the ramp. one summer night i was filling in for the overnight ramp director and we had a diversion flight arrive from Boston which was closed due to extremely dense fog. After scrambling to get the ground crew to stay, I found out that the cleaners had left. Being the only supervisor there, I had to get people to clean the interior of the plane. not one of those people were able to do lavatory servicing. I had never done it myself and decided since you had to bring the truck right up to the tail of the aircraft let me do it. All was going well, the hose was hooked up the vaccuum pump working, the potable water fine. As the pump began running, the bloddy rubber tube SPLIT. Well my blue uniform became BROWN. I never did plane cleaning again. Would rather face a loose panther than a stubborn bucket truck

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[DarkHippie]

not gross, but sad . . .

i used to work at an animal shelter, and one of my jobs was to clean out the incinerator, meaning i had to scoop up all the dead dog and cat ashes, and toss em in the dumpster. i'd go home covered in dead animal.

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[furie]

that is sad, it's still kind of gross. did you have to put them down too?






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[blakjeezis]

I worked at Toys'R'Us in the back warehouse where the big ticket items are stored. Part of my job was unloading trucks. One extremely hot August week, we were unloading a truck that had been standing, baking in its aluminum shell for about four days. The temperature reached about 120 degrees inside the trailer. As we reach the end of the truck, an odor started to fill the air. The further we pressed on the stronger the stench became. At last we achieved the source of the foul scent. A can of baby formula had cracked open an leaked. To make matters worse the formula had rotted away in the august heat and gone completely sour. I don't know if any of you know what baby formula smells like, but it ain't pretty. Gone sour, it smells like a mixture of the rottenest milk and vomit. That's it, lengthy yes, but disgusting none the less.

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[erole]

I'm dropping the bomb. I swear someone WILL puke.

This girl I knew had a miscarriage. Horrible thing. Always is. Well, she had to go to the hospital because she was a little to far along in the pregnancy. She lost a lot of blood there and went aniemic.

When she got home, yours truly had to take care of some things around the apartment for her. Finding the large amounts of thick bloodied gauze was pretty hideous. Imagine lifting up a kitchen garbage can and seeing chunks of someones insides next to the left over food from lunch.

Anyway, the biggest problem was the toilet. She would have to use the bathroom, and pass these blood clots. I felt so bad for her, and I didn't mind helping. It takes alot to gross me out. She would pass these enormous blood clots the size of melons.

Now, you can't just flush that down. She came out of the bathroom once and said, "I can't flush the toilet." I went in, lifted up the seat, and took a gander at the biggest orbs of bloodied, puss-mass I have ever seen. I stood there for a second, contemplating how the hell I'm gonna move this situation along.

I saw her plunger. Popped the plunger part off, put it aside, and started bangin' away. Had to loosen, and break apart the clots. I had to do it for a minute or two because the water got so red I couldn't see anything in there anymore.

I flushed. All went to plan. Then Jason's sick mind kicked in. I left the stick in the toilet and grabed some making tape and a pen. I wrapped the tape around the stick and wrote "Clot Rod" down it. I left it in the bathroom for her, for when I wasn't around.

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