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Suspect Chin
06-30-2010, 08:10 PM
Since those fucks love to come back here, snoop around, and jump in whenever one of their own has been insulted, I decided to do a little recon work and discovered this (http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1096)amazing contest.

They are actually spending money to buy prizes to reward whoever can post the most in 2 months.

It is truly embarrassing and sad what has become of those poor people.

spoon
06-30-2010, 08:20 PM
it's an mpw shit storm

sorry, it's a fail

PapaBear
06-30-2010, 08:22 PM
I thought half the people who left here for them, did it because they hated mpw threads.

Suspect Chin
06-30-2010, 08:25 PM
I thought half the people who left here for them, did it because they hated mpw threads.

I believe it was the opposite. They left for a utopian paradise where all varieties of MPW are encouraged and embraced.

Tenbatsuzen
06-30-2010, 08:27 PM
At least when Katja yelled at me, she kept it to facebook. I guess she didn't want to log in and PM me.

Tenbatsuzen
06-30-2010, 08:28 PM
As a silly question, I wonder how long someone would last if they went over there and started complaining about how the board was run. Maybe a day or two?

Suspect Chin
06-30-2010, 08:32 PM
At least when Katja yelled at me, she kept it to facebook. I guess she didn't want to log in and PM me.

That would be a strict violation of their bylaws.

Supposedly Gvac hasn't logged in here in months, but I'd bet anything he still lurks and is just too stubborn to post.

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 08:32 PM
As a silly question, I wonder how long someone would last if they went over there and started complaining about how the board was run. Maybe a day or two?

that board is run terribly. it would take a week at least.

hanso
06-30-2010, 08:36 PM
If I went to the right place. The site looks bad. Use the money to make it look better.

Tenbatsuzen
06-30-2010, 08:36 PM
I'll be serious. Why do we even care about V3?

I mean, yeah, make fun of them, bust balls, etc. But they have their own little nook of the internet, whatever. The thing is, the drama here STOPPED when they left.

Why propagate it?

Suspect Chin
06-30-2010, 08:37 PM
that board is run terribly. it would take a week at least.

Hey look who made it.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/cigarsandscotch/FEZMAN.jpg

spankyfrank
06-30-2010, 08:38 PM
I'd say it lasts another week the most.

spoon
06-30-2010, 08:39 PM
I'll be serious. Why do we even care about V3?

I mean, yeah, make fun of them, bust balls, etc. But they have their own little nook of the internet, whatever. The thing is, the drama here STOPPED when they left.

Why propagate it?

It did!? HA! You're funny.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qq0zNqj6KdY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qq0zNqj6KdY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Suspect Chin
06-30-2010, 08:43 PM
I'll be serious. Why do we even care about V3?

I mean, yeah, make fun of them, bust balls, etc. But they have their own little nook of the internet, whatever. The thing is, the drama here STOPPED when they left.

Why propagate it?

It's too early in the thread to be serious.

torker
06-30-2010, 08:45 PM
I have no idea what anybody is talking about.
Who am I fighting with and why don't I like them?

PapaBear
06-30-2010, 08:47 PM
I have no idea what anybody is talking about.
Who am I fighting with and why don't I like them?
Be mad at Toolowbrow for hounding me to join V3. I hated it after my first post, and never went back.

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 08:47 PM
I have no idea what anybody is talking about.
Who am I fighting with and why don't I like them?

they like oreos and you like chocolate chip

spoon
06-30-2010, 08:47 PM
It's too early in the thread to be serious.

Shhhhhh!

Matt thinks he's the focal point of this board now. Don't defog his delusion of grandeur!

torker
06-30-2010, 08:48 PM
they like oreos and you like chocolate chip

cant i just like cookies?

PapaBear
06-30-2010, 08:49 PM
cant i just like cookies?
NO! You have to like the cookies they like. And you can NEVER say anything negative about Oreos, or you're banned.

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 08:50 PM
Be mad at Toolowbrow for hounding me to join V3. I hated it after my first post, and never went back.
i invited you at a bad time

i feel bad about that shit

if not for technical crap you woulda fit in there like a glove

torker
06-30-2010, 08:50 PM
Be mad at Toolowbrow for hounding me to join V3. I hated it after my first post, and never went back.

what the fuck is V3?

link me

:furious:toolowbrow:furious:

spankyfrank
06-30-2010, 08:51 PM
NO! You have to like the cookies they like. And you can NEVER say anything negative about Oreos, or you're banned.

:clap::lol:

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 08:53 PM
what the fuck is V3?

link me

:furious:toolowbrow:furious:

ronfezv3 (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CCIQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Frockjockcock.com%2F&ei=-x4sTMF6gYGUB_vwqfwJ&usg=AFQjCNEtQoXTSLV1obDK8Yr2ATS-87ckgQ&sig2=XIo6OLJ-WyoWPVJR5vbyDQ)

PapaBear
06-30-2010, 08:53 PM
i invited you at a bad time

i feel bad about that shit

if not for technical crap you woulda fit in there like a glove
Not at all. I looked at the threads multiple times afterward. I aside from the ones that were identical to ones here, none of it appealed to me in the least. Sure... I like some of the people, but the board sucked ass.

torker
06-30-2010, 08:54 PM
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/05/23-End/hydrox.jpg

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 08:55 PM
Not at all. I looked at the threads multiple times afterward. I aside from the ones that were identical to ones here, none of it appealed to me in the least. Sure... I like some of the people, but the board sucked ass.

its gotten better
:innocent:
maybe

has .net gotten better over the last 6 months?

spoon
06-30-2010, 08:56 PM
but the board sucked ass.

Hence tlb's love affair springs eternal!

hunnerbun
06-30-2010, 08:57 PM
:clap::lol:

Fuck you and your cookies spanky. :laugh:

torker
06-30-2010, 08:57 PM
ronfezv3 (http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CCIQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Frockjockcock.com%2F&ei=-x4sTMF6gYGUB_vwqfwJ&usg=AFQjCNEtQoXTSLV1obDK8Yr2ATS-87ckgQ&sig2=XIo6OLJ-WyoWPVJR5vbyDQ)

http://thumbs2.rockjockcock.com/st/thumbs/188/keyqfJpkcY.jpg
sweet

PapaBear
06-30-2010, 08:57 PM
its gotten better
:innocent:
maybe

has .net gotten better over the last 6 months?
I'm not falling for that shit again. And, yes. It's still not what it once was, but it's better than 6 months ago.

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 08:57 PM
Hence tlb's love affair springs eternal!

ass eating should be an olympic sport

spoon
06-30-2010, 08:59 PM
ass eating should be an olympic sport

yes, we've all read ur blog

hunnerbun
06-30-2010, 08:59 PM
http://thumbs2.rockjockcock.com/st/thumbs/188/keyqfJpkcY.jpg
sweet

Oh right...I forgot...It's not ghey here at all... :thumbdown:

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 09:00 PM
I'm not falling for that shit again. And, yes. It's still not what it once was, but it's better than 6 months ago.

i just dont get the animosity. its cool there. its cool here. you all have way tinier penises than the v3 folk. its no big deal in the grand scheme of things

torker
06-30-2010, 09:02 PM
Oh right...I forgot...It's not ghey here at all... :thumbdown:

I thought we we're the gayest place on the net?

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 09:02 PM
yes, we've all read ur blog

THATS A PRIVATE DIARY!

PapaBear
06-30-2010, 09:03 PM
i just dont get the animosity. its cool there. its cool here. you all have way tinier penises than the v3 folk. its no big deal in the grand scheme of things
It's not animosity. I just have no interest in the place. I'm actually happy it's there. I got tired of all of the constant bitching here, by some of the people who left. It's much nicer here, now. Oh, yeah... And I never once saw more than 2 people logged in there at night. Not exactly conducive to my schedule.

Tenbatsuzen
06-30-2010, 09:04 PM
has .net gotten better over the last 6 months?

I like to think so.

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 09:06 PM
It's not animosity. I just have no interest in the place. I'm actually happy it's there. I got tired of all of the constant bitching here, by some of the people who left. It's much nicer here, now. Oh, yeah... And I never once saw more than 2 people logged in there at night. Not exactly conducive to my schedule.

i miss ya buddy. i gotta remember to post here late night to keep in touch.


you are .nets greatest late night poster

my opinion, but still

hunnerbun
06-30-2010, 09:07 PM
I thought we we're the gayest place on the net?

We're giving you a run for your money...and having fun at the same time...imagine that...having fun on the interwebz...quick someone call Al Gore, I am sure this is not what he intended the web to be used for at all.

Suspect Chin
06-30-2010, 09:08 PM
We're giving you a run for your money...and having fun at the same time...imagine that...having fun on the interwebz...quick someone call Al Gore, I am sure this is not what he intended the web to be used for at all.

There is plenty of fun here as well, you just don't have to sort through TLB's passages from books he likes to post in an attempt to win a flip cam in order to find it.

TooLowBrow
06-30-2010, 09:10 PM
There is plenty of fun here as well, you just don't have to sort through TLB's passages from books he likes to post in an attempt to win a flip cam in order to find it.

they dont let me do that anymore. its like fahrenheit 451 over there

torker
06-30-2010, 09:24 PM
they dont let me do that anymore. its like fahrenheit 451 over there

I recall an epic christmas post here from a few years back.

sailor
07-01-2010, 03:26 AM
i hope they're all happy there with whatever course their board is taking. nice to see some of them from time to time, even if it is usually to talk about the other place.

NewYorkDragons80
07-01-2010, 03:43 AM
I'm not falling for that shit again. And, yes. It's still not what it once was, but it's better than 6 months ago.

It was bad here 6 months ago? I hadn't noticed. Guess I was too busy talking about the radio show I like and somehow, it wasn't difficult for me to lose sight of that.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 04:41 AM
This thread is sorta V3-like.

Maybe I should come back here full time.

Does the short nerdy Jew still make money off this site?

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 04:42 AM
i hope they're all happy there with whatever course their board is taking. nice to see some of them from time to time, even if it is usually to talk about the other place.

RonFez.net is the best.






Better?

sailor
07-01-2010, 04:43 AM
RonFez.net is the best.






Better?

best

Space Edge
07-01-2010, 07:27 AM
This board is kinda dead now, not very many new posts or new threads. The admin dosen't log on or post here. Seems like some of the mods that were very active don't pay attention anymore. It's kind of like some other website I used to belong to before they shutdown.

This place used to be happening the show forum was very active. Now you look at the everything ron and fez section maybe a new thread will pop up every 3 days. A few people will post then it will turn either bitter or into some fight about Fez or Dave.

And I do miss some of those people that left, I just don't miss the constant complaining about stuff and the threads with no purpose.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 07:35 AM
This board is kinda dead now, not very many new posts or new threads. The admin dosen't log on or post here. Seems like some of the mods that were very active don't pay attention anymore. It's kind of like some other website I used to belong to before they shutdown.

This place used to be happening the show forum was very active. Now you look at the everything ron and fez section maybe a new thread will pop up every 3 days. A few people will post then it will turn either bitter or into some fight about Fez or Dave.

And I do miss some of those people that left, I just don't miss the constant complaining about stuff and the threads with no purpose.

We miss you too.

Misteriosa
07-01-2010, 07:39 AM
i never understood why people are so concerned about where other people post. :down:

carry on...

badorties
07-01-2010, 07:39 AM
what's v2?

Hottub
07-01-2010, 07:40 AM
I'm gonna get that camera.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 07:42 AM
I'm gonna get that camera.

Maybe she's not breathing the right way...

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 07:43 AM
what's v2?

The site that you are currently posting on is V2.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 07:45 AM
i never understood why people are so concerned about where other people post. :down:

carry on...
:clap:

A.J.
07-01-2010, 07:45 AM
what's v2?

A German rocket from WWII.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 07:47 AM
A German rocket from WWII.

There's a problem in the cockpit!

A.J.
07-01-2010, 08:00 AM
There's a problem in the cockpit!

"The cockpit? What is it?"

spoon
07-01-2010, 08:07 AM
This board is kinda dead now, not very many new posts or new threads. The admin dosen't log on or post here. Seems like some of the mods that were very active don't pay attention anymore. It's kind of like some other website I used to belong to before they shutdown.

This place used to be happening the show forum was very active. Now you look at the everything ron and fez section maybe a new thread will pop up every 3 days. A few people will post then it will turn either bitter or into some fight about Fez or Dave.

And I do miss some of those people that left, I just don't miss the constant complaining about stuff and the threads with no purpose.

The show went to twitter bc it can control it fully. That's the long and short of it. As much as they like to act as if they love great discourse, the main guy actually likes full control and not one word going against his thoughts. It's that fucking simple. No new blood shows just how dependent this site is on the show dropping new plugs and tying into the show. I love when we get new people, but at this point they'll be few and far between for any show related site...especially v3 and those sites that are newer.

Furtherman
07-01-2010, 08:07 AM
"The cockpit? What is it?"

It's a little room at the front of the plane, where the pilot sits.

disneyspy
07-01-2010, 08:12 AM
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RhinoinMN
07-01-2010, 08:12 AM
It's a little room at the front of the plane, where the pilot sits.

but that's not important right now.

Hottub
07-01-2010, 08:14 AM
I just want to say good luck.
We're all counting on you.

badorties
07-01-2010, 08:17 AM
The site that you are currently posting on is V2.

then what was v1, the old color format ...?

Hottub
07-01-2010, 08:18 AM
then what was v1, the old color format ...?

V1 was the coldfusion version Jeff created.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 08:19 AM
then what was v1, the old color format ...?
Carter and FMJeff Days were V1

A.J.
07-01-2010, 08:23 AM
then what was v1, the old color format ...?

Carter and FMJeff Days were V1

And when you went to the board this would be playing in the background:

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZSZ15R2DFBg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZSZ15R2DFBg&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 08:26 AM
And when you went to the board this would be playing in the background:

<object height="385" width="480">


<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZSZ15R2DFBg&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></object>

I miss that...

tanless1
07-01-2010, 08:46 AM
its gotten better
:innocent:
maybe

has .net gotten better over the last 6 months?

Shut-up TLB, it stinks....that's the official committee stance.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 09:00 AM
Shut-up TLB, it stinks....that's the official committee stance.

Maybe you Sir, are the one who stinks!

tanless1
07-01-2010, 09:09 AM
Noooo, you stink.

Space Edge
07-01-2010, 09:37 AM
The show went to twitter bc it can control it fully. That's the long and short of it. As much as they like to act as if they love great discourse, the main guy actually likes full control and not one word going against his thoughts. It's that fucking simple. No new blood shows just how dependent this site is on the show dropping new plugs and tying into the show. I love when we get new people, but at this point they'll be few and far between for any show related site...especially v3 and those sites that are newer.

I agree with you on that they like yes men, and they can have that and total control on twitter. Also I know this is probably a unpopular opinion around here but I think the quality of the show has slowed the board down.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 10:27 AM
I agree with you on that they like yes men, and they can have that and total control on twitter. Also I know this is probably a unpopular opinion around here but I think the quality of the show has slowed the board down.
Fuck popular opinion around here.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 11:26 AM
there seems to be alot of crybabies here. waaa waa waa v3,,,waa waa waa i miss gvac
i miss him so much i see him in commercials

you fucking bitches

its not the quality of the show thats slowed .net
its the quality of the shitdicks posting on it

Hottub
07-01-2010, 11:40 AM
there seems to be alot of crybabies here. waaa waa waa v3,,,waa waa waa i miss gvac
i miss him so much i see him in commercials

you fucking bitches

its not the quality of the show thats slowed .net
its the quality of the shitdicks posting on it

What are you, some sort of internet tough guy?

Oh wait. You really are.:tongue:

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 11:44 AM
ohhhh hottub youre so adorable

Hottub
07-01-2010, 11:56 AM
Get over here you little scamp.

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:06 PM
there seems to be alot of crybabies here. waaa waa waa v3,,,waa waa waa i miss gvac
i miss him so much i see him in commercials

you fucking bitches

its not the quality of the show thats slowed .net
its the quality of the shitdicks posting on it

You're kidding me right? I go over to v3 and see a bunch of threads about kissing ass where people who call themselves men can't even step up to the plate with a woman. I think there are plenty of bitches on BOTH sites. Especially those fucks Gvac and Rich over there. I just can't believe Greg took his ball and went home bc Matty Fridays intimidated him so much. Soooo sad.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:20 PM
step up to the plate with a woman? what does that even mean?
spoon ive tired of your silly anger. just show up to softball...anyone who has something to say to me or really put me in my place. do it there.

got it spoon. and ill show you who is a bitch.

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:28 PM
step up to the plate with a woman? what does that even mean?
spoon ive tired of your silly anger. just show up to softball...anyone who has something to say to me or really put me in my place. do it there.

got it spoon. and ill show you who is a bitch.

Shut the fuck up. I'll be there to play softball you ass. It's about Spanky and his issue. If anyone is tiring it's your tough guy act. Keep threatening people showing how smart you really are.

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:29 PM
i never understood why people are so concerned about where other people post. :down:

carry on...

exactly

and you put it EXACTLY RIGHT dl, it's silly anger

we can't say the same for your act

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:31 PM
im not here to show you how smart i am. im here to show ALL OF YOU how much better i am


at everything....

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:33 PM
Since those fucks love to come back here, snoop around, and jump in whenever one of their own has been insulted, I decided to do a little recon work and discovered this (http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1096)amazing contest.

They are actually spending money to buy prizes to reward whoever can post the most in 2 months.

It is truly embarrassing and sad what has become of those poor people.



this fucking scumbag cubs fan who will never show his face can go suck dawsons dick

steve bartman rules

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:33 PM
im not here to show you how smart i am. im here to show ALL OF YOU how much better i am


at everything....

well i hope ur practicing softball bc I can't wait to see you K in slow pitch

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 12:34 PM
I hope whoever wins the Flip video camera will bring it to the softball game...

So we can video Dan kicking Spoon's ass.

in HD.

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:36 PM
I hope whoever wins the Flip video camera will bring it to the softball game...

So we can video Dan kicking Spoon's ass.

in HD.

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

I train weekly in mixed martial arts with a navy seal, play full-check hockey twice a week and hit the gym 3 times a week. Incredibly unlikely. But I guess this ISN'T a softball game now!?

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 12:38 PM
:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

I train weekly in mixed martial arts with a navy seal, play full-check hockey twice a week and hit the gym 3 times a week. Incredibly unlikely. But I guess this ISN'T a softball game now!?

It's whatever you want it to be, BITCH!

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:39 PM
:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

I train weekly in mixed martial arts with a navy seal, play full-check hockey twice a week and hit the gym 3 times a week. Incredibly unlikely. But I guess this ISN'T a softball game now!?

hockey is for figure skaters. shame you hit the gym only three days a week...i do 7..and hours of basketball a day running mother fuckers over..but hey,,youre tough cause you roll around with a guy who volunteered to stay on a boat with all men for months at a time

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:40 PM
It's whatever you want it to be, BITCH!

:furious:

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:41 PM
hockey is for figure skaters. shame you hit the gym only three days a week...i do 7..and hours of basketball a day running mother fuckers over..but hey,,youre tough cause you roll around with a guy who volunteered to stay on a boat with all men for months at a time

basketball vs hockey

hahahahahaha!

Hippo plays basketball!

Misteriosa
07-01-2010, 12:41 PM
:popcorn:

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 12:42 PM
basketball vs hockey

hahahahahaha!

Hippo eats basketballs!

Fixed

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:43 PM
basketball vs hockey

hahahahahaha!

Hippo plays basketball!

who the fuck is hippo?? better yet who gives a fuck. go skate around> you train in rollerblades dont you spoon?? you fucking fruitbooter

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:44 PM
Fixed

hahah! :clap:

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:44 PM
who the fuck is hippo?? better yet who gives a fuck. go skate around> you train in rollerblades dont you spoon?? you fucking fruitbooter

a fat jinx

me

nope

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:47 PM
sure you dont fruity,,with your neon color short shorts on your way to "mma" training...let me guess,,,the only choke you cant escape from is when he jams his cock in your mouth...thats not tapping if youre cupping his balls

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:49 PM
You and matty should be friends.

tanless1
07-01-2010, 12:50 PM
Easy Fuckers, your break'n my refresh button.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:52 PM
You and matty should be friends.

who the fuck is matty??? do you only have messageboard references?? do you know anyone in real life or do you meet jesse ventura here for you mma instruction

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 12:53 PM
This is the most action this site has seen since the great TShirt Contest Debacle of '07.

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:54 PM
who the fuck is matty??? do you only have messageboard references?? do you know anyone in real life or do you meet jesse ventura here for you mma instruction

yes dan, you nailed it

so stupid

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:55 PM
This is the most action this site has seen since the great TShirt Contest Debacle of '07.

did they get their prize yet?! :lol:

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 12:57 PM
yes dan, you nailed it

so stupid

yup...and still so much better than you. beat it utensil.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 12:57 PM
Dan,

I'll hold your shoes while you fight.

spoon
07-01-2010, 12:59 PM
yup...and still so much better than you. beat it utensil.

yes I'm sure ur trailer will be sad and lonely when you fail to return spaz

disneyspy
07-01-2010, 01:02 PM
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Freitag
07-01-2010, 01:02 PM
You and matty should be friends.

the enemy of my enemy is my friend couldn't be less true in this case. I'm actually on your side on this one, although the navy seal training bit was amusing

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:03 PM
the enemy of my enemy is my friend couldn't be less true in this case. I'm actually on your side on this one, although the navy seal training bit was amusing

it's simply the truth

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING BOARD GOES TO THE GYM 5 DAYS A WEEK AND TRAINS IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS AND ROWS 800 MILES AND ENTERS TRIATHALONS AND PLAYS OHHHHHHH HOCKEY......

seriously if this was true there would be pics up everywhere of you slobs all in shape and posts of a much more uplifting fashion. instead its a group of pathalogical liars bitter about everything...


serpico...spoon,,,disneyspy......miserable pieces of garbage...and i would love to take everyone of you out

hammersavage
07-01-2010, 01:04 PM
spoon, you do mma?

TooLowBrow
07-01-2010, 01:05 PM
whats up? i just got back from lifting weights

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:06 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING BOARD GOES TO THE GYM 5 DAYS A WEEK AND TRAINS IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS AND ROWS 800 MILES AND ENTERS TRIATHALONS AND PLAYS OHHHHHHH HOCKEY......

seriously if this was true there would be pics up everywhere of you slobs all in shape and posts of a much more uplifting fashion. instead its a group of pathalogical liars bitter about everything...


serpico...spoon,,,disneyspy......miserable pieces of garbage...and i would love to take everyone of you out

my guess is ur 5'1" and pissed at the world bc of it...among other things

and I've hardly seen people make claims like that on this board, much less old man spy

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:07 PM
yes I'm sure ur trailer will be sad and lonely when you fail to return spaz

oh no,,,a trailer park line,,oh no...oh the wit

disneyspy
07-01-2010, 01:07 PM
my guess is ur 5'1" and pissed at the world bc of it...among other things

and I've hardly seen people make claims like that on this board, much less old man spy

kick his midget ass

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:07 PM
I just popped a hammy while doing squats...

Yo TLB...how much you lift bra?

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:07 PM
spoon, you do mma?

use it to stay in shape mainly, but it's good shit to know in a pinch

I sure as hell have no goals to jump into the octo

I have a past in some martial arts and wrestling as a kid so it always has been interesting to me.

Freitag
07-01-2010, 01:07 PM
Also I know this is probably a unpopular opinion around here but I think the quality of the show has slowed the board down.

Not unpopular. Probably the most accurate statement in this entire thread.

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:08 PM
oh no,,,a trailer park line,,oh no...oh the wit

not wit, simple truth

TooLowBrow
07-01-2010, 01:09 PM
I just popped a hammy while doing squats...

Yo TLB...how much you lift bra?

400

hammersavage
07-01-2010, 01:09 PM
use it to stay in shape mainly, but it's good shit to know in a pinch

I sure as hell have no goals to jump into the octo

I have a past in some martial arts and wrestling as a kid so it always has been interesting to me.

cool. I wrestled my whole life until college, I'm thinking about doing it so break up the monotony of running.


I play ultimate frisbee to get out my aggression.

Freitag
07-01-2010, 01:10 PM
it's simply the truth

just you going through your workout regimen sounded a little like John Fitzgerald Page, that's all.

disneyspy
07-01-2010, 01:10 PM
cool. I wrestled my whole life with my sexuality.

hahaaha

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:11 PM
oh no,,,a trailer park line,,oh no...oh the wit

not wit, simple truth

it's hard to keep up with the genius of well written posts like...

"ure you dont fruity,,with your neon color short shorts on your way to "mma" training...let me guess,,,the only choke you cant escape from is when he jams his cock in your mouth...thats not tapping if youre cupping his balls"

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:11 PM
my guess is ur 5'1" and pissed at the world bc of it...among other things

and I've hardly seen people make claims like that on this board, much less old man spy

im 5'6 and a ripped 170.......no bullshit.....say what you want about basketball jerkoff but i play it everyday,,,2 hours,,outside,,the hotter the better....stamina for dayssssssss spoon......

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:12 PM
cool. I wrestled my whole life until college, I'm thinking about doing it so break up the monotony of running.




cool, what state? NJ?

I was in PA and it's huge out there.

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:12 PM
im 5'6 and a ripped 170.......no bullshit.....say what you want about basketball jerkoff but i play it everyday,,,2 hours,,outside,,the hotter the better....stamina for dayssssssss spoon......

I'm sure your men appreciate that.

Freitag
07-01-2010, 01:13 PM
im 5'6 and a ripped 170.......no bullshit.....say what you want about basketball jerkoff but i play it everyday,,,2 hours,,outside,,the hotter the better....stamina for dayssssssss spoon......

um, do you want to beat him up or make out with him? because I'm getting mixed messages here

hammersavage
07-01-2010, 01:14 PM
um, do you want to beat him up or make out with him? because I'm getting mixed messages here

why does he have to choose?

dino_electropolis
07-01-2010, 01:14 PM
Hasnt the parable of the prodigal son taught us anything?

When the V3 people are done colonizing a little corner of the internet with wild hopes of utopian existence, only to watch it fail, we should welcome them back with open arms.


They should, of course, be brandished with a large, red V3 in thier modquote to remind us all about the shame they brought upon themselves.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:15 PM
not wit, simple truth

it's hard to keep up with the genius of well written posts like...

"ure you dont fruity,,with your neon color short shorts on your way to "mma" training...let me guess,,,the only choke you cant escape from is when he jams his cock in your mouth...thats not tapping if youre cupping his balls"



you blowing your instructor is so much better than a trailer park line...i do live in the woods..but in a pretty large house,,with a foundation and a basement thats full of great toys..like my bench,,and squat rack and heavy bag,,if i get bored there i got out and hit the one in my barn...i still stand by the you blowing the seal stuff...cocksucker

Freitag
07-01-2010, 01:16 PM
This is the most action this site has seen since the great TShirt Contest Debacle of '07.

You're forgetting the Alkey Disaster of Christmas 2006.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:17 PM
um, do you want to beat him up or make out with him? because I'm getting mixed messages here

what would make everyone happiest? put up a poll

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:18 PM
400

Yo! You must be straight BEASTIN' son!

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:18 PM
there is nothing ultimate about frisbee. im sorry h s

TooLowBrow
07-01-2010, 01:18 PM
Yo! You must be straight BEASTIN' son!

not pounds!

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:19 PM
there is nothing ultimate about frisbee. im sorry h s

well at least we agree on something

yet i'm not sorry

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:19 PM
Hasnt the parable of the prodigal son taught us anything?

When the V3 people are done colonizing a little corner of the internet with wild hopes of utopian existence, only to watch it fail, we should welcome them back with open arms.


They should, of course, be brandished with a large, red V3 in thier modquote to remind us all about the shame they brought upon themselves.

Ha!

Yea, I forgot the awesome Christmas Parties from last year! Where Ron and Fez showed up to all the parties and had such a great time!

Oh, yea...that didn't happen.

They picked the V3 party.

dino_electropolis
07-01-2010, 01:21 PM
Ha!

Yea, I forgot the awesome Christmas Parties from last year! Where Ron and Fez showed up to all the parties and had such a great time!

Oh, yea...that didn't happen.

They picked the V3 party.

You guys must really be special.

Still accepting applications, or is it still just the customary "blow gvac" process to get in?

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:22 PM
not pounds!
kilos?

I don't get it.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:22 PM
still the rule.....with a smile

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:22 PM
You guys must really be special.

Still accepting applications, or is it still just the customary "blow gvac" process to get in?

The bj is optional...but so worth it.

dino_electropolis
07-01-2010, 01:24 PM
The bj is optional...but so worth it.

Optional????

Thats not what he told me last week as he was draining in my mouth!


Damn you Gvac! Damn you to hell!

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 01:24 PM
alright spoon im off to the court right now...its been fun..its good to light the boards up for a bit.....


for the record disnyspy is a fucking douche

TooLowBrow
07-01-2010, 01:24 PM
kilos?

I don't get it.

grams

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:28 PM
man, i just typed in "gay abs" and you couldn't be further from the truth jrich!

hahahaha! those fucks are RIPPED!

gay abs for j rich (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=gay+abs&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:29 PM
grams

You might be the biggest internet tough guy of them all.

dino_electropolis
07-01-2010, 01:29 PM
alright spoon im off to the court right now...its been fun..its good to light the boards up for a bit.....


for the record disnyspy is a fucking douche

You get charged with not having a permit for those guns again?

http://rlv.zcache.com/you_dont_need_a_permit_for_these_guns_tshirt-p235397926543975119trlf_400.jpg

hammersavage
07-01-2010, 01:30 PM
there is nothing ultimate about frisbee. im sorry h s

its 2 hours of sprinting. stick to a niche sport like 'basketball' if thats even how you spell it, im not sure.

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:30 PM
man, i just typed in "gay abs" and you couldn't be further from the truth jrich!

hahahaha! those fucks are RIPPED!

gay abs for j rich (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=gay+abs&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=)

Next time a NSFW warning might be helpful...






























...just so I know that I should come back to this thread later tonight before bed...:smoke:

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:32 PM
its 2 hours of sprinting. stick to a niche sport like 'basketball' if thats even how you spell it, im not sure.

Yes, that is how you spell basketball.

TooLowBrow
07-01-2010, 01:32 PM
You might be the biggest internet tough guy of them all.

i would be if i wasnt so busy being the ceo of a forbes 500 company

TooLowBrow
07-01-2010, 01:34 PM
i also play a lot of frolf

thats frisbee golf

hammersavage
07-01-2010, 01:34 PM
i also play a lot of frolf

thats frisbee golf

i play if we don't get enough people. its relaxing

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:35 PM
Next time a NSFW warning might be helpful...






























...just so I know that I should come back to this thread later tonight before bed...:smoke:

for ur job it's a requirement

BlackSpider
07-01-2010, 01:36 PM
Since those fucks love to come back here, snoop around, and jump in whenever one of their own has been insulted, I decided to do a little recon work and discovered this (http://www.ronfezv3.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=1096)amazing contest...

I guess some fucks like to go there and snoop around.
Who types your posts for you...?

underdog
07-01-2010, 01:37 PM
EVERYONE ON THIS FUCKING BOARD GOES TO THE GYM 5 DAYS A WEEK AND TRAINS IN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS AND ROWS 800 MILES AND ENTERS TRIATHALONS AND PLAYS OHHHHHHH HOCKEY......

I just sit around and drink beer.

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:38 PM
I just sit around and drink beer.

40's ?

Malt?

Hottub
07-01-2010, 01:38 PM
This thread rules. I haven't laught like that in a while.
I would have replied sooner, but I was workin' the guns, bra.

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:39 PM
This thread rules. I haven't laught like that in a while.
I would have replied sooner, but I was workin' the guns, bra.

go back to work

disneyspy
07-01-2010, 01:42 PM
This thread rules. I haven't laught like that in a while.
I would have replied sooner, but I was workin' the guns, bra.

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JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 01:42 PM
By "workin the guns" he means, touching neighborhood kids.

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:43 PM
wow!

Hottub
07-01-2010, 01:48 PM
go back to work

I may just do that. After that first round of 12 oz. curls I feel teh burn.

Dell
07-01-2010, 01:49 PM
400

at the same time?

spoon
07-01-2010, 01:49 PM
I may just do that. After that first round of 12 oz. curls I feel teh burn.

udog does more than three times that (40's)

Hottub
07-01-2010, 02:03 PM
udog does more than three times that (40's)

That's for bulk.
Less volume more reps for definition and liver stamina.

BlackSpider
07-01-2010, 02:07 PM
If all the R&F fans work out 7 days a week,
Then who are those people that show up at the events...?

spoon
07-01-2010, 02:07 PM
If all the R&F fans work out 7 days a week,
Then who are those people that show up at the events...?

the katja caravan from pa

BlackSpider
07-01-2010, 02:09 PM
the katja caravan from pa

Oh...

torker
07-01-2010, 02:12 PM
Has Glück chosen sides yet?

Hottub
07-01-2010, 02:14 PM
Question for spoon.

I have been blowing off the shoulder rehab and I still have that click in there. What exercises do you recommend I do between now and the game?

BlackSpider
07-01-2010, 02:16 PM
Question for spoon.

I have been blowing off the shoulder rehab and I still have that click in there. What exercises do you recommend I do between now and the game?

I just saw off the shoulder rehab. He lost your number and wants you to call him...

spoon
07-01-2010, 02:16 PM
Question for spoon.

I have been blowing off the shoulder rehab and I still have that click in there. What exercises do you recommend I do between now and the game?

I'm going to go with with your shoulder rehab.

Contra
07-01-2010, 02:29 PM
What fun!

sailor
07-01-2010, 02:30 PM
why does he have to choose?


Nsfw:

http://www.ultimatesurrender.com/site/mobile/shoots.jsp?c=1

Hottub
07-01-2010, 02:31 PM
Dude, we've replaced Jon with satcam at 2nd. My job doesn't get any easier. If we want to make a play at home with V3's only hitter I need to be able to chuck that bitch in.

Space Edge
07-01-2010, 02:53 PM
People who threaten to fight other people on the internet are just retarded.

danlaroe
07-01-2010, 02:54 PM
People who threaten to fight other people on the internet are just retarded.

im back from ball early...your ass is next

Space Edge
07-01-2010, 03:06 PM
im back from ball early...your ass is next

http://sagestower.com/onoes.gif

JerseyRich
07-01-2010, 03:59 PM
That made me laugh loudly.

I love dan laroe.

spoon
07-01-2010, 08:35 PM
That made me laugh loudly.

I love dan laroe.

Me thinks Jrich loves too much. Cock fight!

Suspect Chin
07-01-2010, 11:10 PM
I guess some fucks like to go there and snoop around.
Who types your posts for you...?

My secretary. Why, did she make a typo?

thepaulo
07-02-2010, 03:01 AM
you guys all love each other.






:drunk:









(and I mean that in a gay way.)

A.J.
07-02-2010, 03:33 AM
hit the gym 3 times a week.

Not Jezo's gym...

I just sit around and drink beer.

Oh yeah? Well I do that AND smoke!

LanDaroe
07-02-2010, 04:18 AM
All this tough talk gives me the vapors.

Someone get me a cosmo! Stat!

Dell
07-02-2010, 04:21 AM
All this tough talk gives me the vapors.

Someone get me a cosmo! Stat!

you type really slow...

Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1

LanDaroe
07-02-2010, 04:25 AM
you type really slow...

It's tough to type while holding a drink and a copy of the latest "International Male" catalog.

So back off Mary or I'll scratch your eyes out.

danlaroe
07-02-2010, 04:40 AM
Lan Daroe rules.....might be the coolest guy here

danlaroe
07-02-2010, 04:42 AM
holy fuck somebody made him back in may....thats great..someone out there was very happy to see me spouting off yesterday

LanDaroe
07-02-2010, 04:46 AM
Lan Daroe rules.....might be the coolest guy here

Way to state the obvious, Cupcake.

danlaroe
07-02-2010, 04:57 AM
Way to state the obvious, Cupcake.

me you and joey badass could take over the world...