New Girl Intern - What do we know?

[LordJezo]

So far not really much other than callers saying she is sweet and Ron being impressed by her.

Has anyone seen her from studio visits? Will she be a hot bed of sexy talk like the little redheaded girl or is she going to stay in the shadows?

[LordJezo]

As an update, her name is Sandra? and she works across the street from the studio at some lobster place.

Anyone know what lobster place and what her schedule might be?

And she's single.

[MofongoK]

As an update, her name is Sandra? and she works across the street from the studio at some lobster place.

Anyone know what lobster place and what her schedule might be?

And she's single.


These posts will be useful at the restraining order hearing.
:help:

[aceofspades7]

haven't we seen these creeper posts by jezo before?

[mikeyboy]

You're getting too predictable, Jezo.

[Jujubees2]

http://fruitfly.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/boring.jpg

[Furtherman]

You're getting too predictable, Jezo.

Yea. Step it up with some stalker shots from a camera phone with titles like, "I followed her to CVS! She bought eyeliner!"

[Willmore]

Jezo, shouldn't you be locked up somewhere after that incident with Shawn Johnson?

[Chigworthy]

Well, we know she's fanatical about fighting one world governments, spends a good deal of her day preparing for the apocalyptic end times, loves japanese culture, and is the heiress to the tenga egg fortune. Nothing special.

[LordJezo]

Virgin? 4'9". Under 100lbs.

[sailor]

Way to keep ploughing on.

[Chigworthy]

Way to keep ploughing on.

What are you, British?

[Willmore]

What are you, British?

My neighbour told me that aeroplanes are made of aluminium.

Spelling isn't optional. Learn the language.

[LordJezo]

Way to keep ploughing on.

Most people aren't jaded like you hardcore message board folks. Most of us want intimate details when we here potentially hot chicks on the radio. I am sure people are already plotting out how to meet her at the lobster place across the street.

[razorboy]

I am sure people are already plotting out how to meet her at the lobster place across the street.

You're projecting.

[MofongoK]

Most people aren't jaded like you hardcore message board folks. Most of us want intimate details when we here potentially hot chicks on the radio. I am sure people are already plotting out how to meet her at the lobster place across the street.

"Most of us want..."

Speak for yourself, freakshow. "Most of us" are actually capable of hearing a female voice and not instantly needing to invade her life... creeeeeeeepy

[Death Metal Moe]

"Most of us want..."

Speak for yourself, freakshow. "Most of us" are actually capable of hearing a female voice and not instantly needing to invade her life... creeeeeeeepy

Jezo wants to invade something on her but it's not her life, if ya know what I mean....









and I mean her vagina.

[Jujubees2]

Jezo wants to invade something on her but it's not her life, if ya know what I mean....









and I mean her vagina.

Are you saying Jezo isn't gay?

[LordJezo]

Jezo wants to invade something on her but it's not her life, if ya know what I mean....









and I mean her vagina.


I she really is unpierced then I want nothing to do with that particular opening.

[Lady Resin]

http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/ASL/1/ASL-Creepy_Guy.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Are you saying Jezo isn't gay?

Oh no, of course he's gay. By "violate" I didn't mean "insert his penis" I meant "mutilate her vaginal opening because girls are disgusting to Jezo and he needs to make them pay for what they did to him."

[torker]

New Girl Intern - What do we know?

She's a lot like you
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[hanso]

We know that Jezo is all hung up on any new girl inturns.

[ChimneyFish]

Did I ever tell you about the time the new intern went hunting?
Well anyway, the new intern decides she's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits.
She stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleegle.

[LordJezo]

She goes to UConn.

We can start narrowing things down now.

[StanUpshaw]

I've got a mole in the alumni committee. I'll press him for some info.

[disgruntledsherpa]

So far not really much other than callers saying she is sweet and Ron being impressed by her.

Has anyone seen her from studio visits? Will she be a hot bed of sexy talk like the little redheaded girl or is she going to stay in the shadows?

She sounds exactly like the Red Headed intern and seems to contribute the exact amount of nothingness that the Red Head intern did.

[LordJezo]

She sounds exactly like the Red Headed intern and seems to contribute the exact amount of nothingness that the Red Head intern did.

Red head girl made our imaginations run wild with her talking of having sex in radio booths, hitting on people at the bar, and saying things like Fuck on the radio.

New intern is nothing like that at all.




...

Yet.

[CardiffGiant]

I went to UConn and unless she goes home every weekend (which sadly a large portion of campus does) I have trouble believing she's as inexperienced as we're led to believe. Maybe 20% of the people go home on the weekends but the other 80% drink like crazy and party like any regular college.

[S0S]

Does anyone know what celebrity does New Girl look like?

[JimBeam]

I think some of you are being a little rough on Jezo.

Sure the way he phrased the questions and the " updates " was a little wierd but I see nothing wrong in wanting to know a little about a somewhat character on a show.

I don't think anybody needs to know where she lives or where she works ( although that was mentioned on the show ) but wanting to get some background isn't that wierd.

A lot of times we're force fed the mundane details of others on the show, and yes I'll include some of the Dave stuff, including other interns.

Why is she afforded some kind of pass, because she's female ?

I hardly think Jezo or anybody else that posts here is gonna stalk this girl.

Stern has filthy tramps in and out of that place that I think would be more in danger of winding up in a well in somebody's house.

She sounds exactly like the Red Headed intern ...

That's the first thing I thought of when I heard her voice.

[LordJezo]

Stephanie.

[DoomVulture]

Man, im listening to today's show New Girl sounds exactly like Lenay D!

Creeping me out hearing about her tiny vagina

[KC2OSO]

and creepy

[PapaBear]

http://fbcdanville.com/fbc/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/600px-merge_sign.jpg

[KC2OSO]

Way to keep ploughing on.
TY that made me laugh. LAL

[Hosstetler]

This thread needs pics.

[wk3636]

This thread needs pics.

Of her condition? Strictly for medical purposes, of course.

[sailor]

This thread needs pics.

http://www.listown.com/images/group/201004/Traci-Lynn-Johnson-20100408054806.jpg


not of her, just random "new girl intern" from google.

[MacVittie]

I'm listening to Friday's show and this girl is so fucking dumb and predictable. She sounds like every girl I went to college with, the opposite of interesting.

[LordJezo]

City Lobster:

http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=UTF-8&ie=UTF8&q=city+lobster&fb=1&gl=us&hq=city+lobster&hnear=South+Bound+Brook,+NJ&cid=0,0,3249958509650754147&ei=Q4tNTNfqOIL-8Abwvrg2&ved=0CBsQnwIwAQ&ll=40.760147,-73.981161&spn=0.008484,0.013883&z=16&iwloc=A

She works for John.

[hammersavage]

her favorite flowers are daffodils...

[LordJezo]

Why can't I find her on the list?

http://udel.edu/stu-org/alphaphi/home.html

Is she actually a member?

Or am I getting her college wrong? Where does she go to college? I think we have enough info to track her down now.

And she's blond.

[Kevin]

Why can't I find her on the list?

http://udel.edu/stu-org/alphaphi/home.html

Is she actually a member?

Or am I getting her college wrong? Where does she go to college? I think we have enough info to track her down now.

And she's blond.


I think its about time for your IP to be investigated for any matching crimes that are out standing.

[A.J.]

Enjoy your restraining order!

http://alphaphiuconn.com/our-chapter/

[LordJezo]

Enjoy your restraining order!

http://alphaphiuconn.com/our-chapter/

Okay.. getting closer..

So if the blond hair thing is the truth..

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9403/scroll2.jpg

[Space Edge]

Super creepy that you have a picture of chicks with a red x over some of their faces.

[hammersavage]

Super creepy that you have a picture of chicks with a red x over some of their faces.

almost like:

http://www.moviewiseguys.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2us8lts.jpg


man am I glad I called that guy

[TheSandmanSe7en]

She is so fucking lame. she sounds like every girl who just acts how shes being told to act and doing a horrible grinding monkey impression.

[wk3636]

My guess is the blonde girl furthest to the right. New Girl is supposedly really short and resembles Tara Reid.

[Suspect Chin]

http://www.listown.com/images/group/201004/Traci-Lynn-Johnson-20100408054806.jpg


not of her, just random "new girl intern" from google.

Same search turned up this:

http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mel-gibsons-new-girlfriend-oksana-11.jpg

We're getting closer.

[SLCRagu]

http://www.listown.com/images/group/201004/Traci-Lynn-Johnson-20100408054806.jpg


not of her, just random "new girl intern" from google.

This pic can also be found under, "Tiki Barber + Road Beef"

[Chigworthy]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/zTRjcRZEhWA/0.jpg

This is the only result for a search of "intern stalker".

[disgruntledsherpa]

Okay.. getting closer..

So if the blond hair thing is the truth..

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9403/scroll2.jpg

Possibly the lamest and creepiest thing I've seen.

[A.J.]

Possibly the lamest and creepiest thing I've seen.

Oh, don't worry: he'll top this sooner or later.

[Kevin]

Oh, don't worry: he'll top this sooner or later.

I'd put heavy money on sooner..

[spainlinx0]

No comment on Gvac telling Mikeyboy to get pics of her on the sly while in studio? Poor jezo takes all the creepy comments.

[disneyspy]

No comment on Gvac telling Mikeyboy to get pics of her on the sly while in studio? Poor jezo takes all the creepy comments.

at this moment in time if we did a creep tourney i think gvac destroys jezo

[spoon]

almost like:

http://www.moviewiseguys.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2us8lts.jpg


man am I glad I called that guy

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[spoon]

at this moment in time if we did a creep tourney i think gvac destroys jezo

yah, gvac just dropped off the face of the planet unless you followed him and now he's going jezo!? :unsure:

[hanso]

Put small vag in the search.

[disgruntledsherpa]

One thing I know after Ron had her in the studio today to answer e mails is that she is a talentless nothing with an awful Long Island accent. I'm not the biggest Bring Back Dave guy, but if it's a question of hiring Dave back or listening to Ron flirt with some 20 year old brain dead half wit for an hour every other day, I'll take Dave every time.

[nickypeeps]

One thing I know after Ron had her in the studio today to answer e mails is that she is a talentless nothing with an awful Long Island accent. I'm not the biggest Bring Back Dave guy, but if it's a question of hiring Dave back or listening to Ron flirt with some 20 year old brain dead half wit for an hour every other day, I'll take Dave every time.

I agree. The show would be a lot better if Ron was gay

[Enabler]

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Presumed visual contact around the 3:40 mark. Looks like shes talking to either an obese Hells Angel or a roadie for Los Lobos.

[Coach_Mac]

Looks like shes talking to either an obese Hells Angel or a roadie for Los Lobos.

Looks like a frat boy to me.

[Kevin]

I don't think she is gunna bang Ron "Snookie" Bennington unless she is really starved for attention or has no other way to make a career.

[MikeB]

I don't think she is gunna bang Ron "Snookie" Bennington unless she is really starved for attention, jewish, from new jersey, old roommate owns a cupcake shop, was with brother elmo and jim norton before or has no other way to make a career.

fixed

[Space Edge]

fixed

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/2158/ohsnap.gif (http://img825.imageshack.us/i/ohsnap.gif/)

[sailor]

way to stay classy.

[pillsaregood]

She sounds exactly like the chick on Parks and Recreation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM3Y-A3ka8k

[Hosstetler]

Possibly the lamest and creepiest thing I've seen.

At least he's trying. Maybe someone should call MikeyBoy.

[Space Edge]

E Rock posted pictures of the New Girl on his twitter, but the face is blocked out due to her request

http://erockradio.posterous.com/playing-catch-up-intern-derek-rfs-new-girl-p0

http://i35.tinypic.com/m9tyfp.jpg

[Willmore]

E Rock posted pictures of the New Girl on his twitter, but the face is blocked out due to her request

http://erockradio.posterous.com/playing-catch-up-intern-derek-rfs-new-girl-p0

http://i35.tinypic.com/m9tyfp.jpg

Man, the chick is really creeped out by the R&F fan base. I wonder why.

[Sue_Bender]

Man, the chick is really creeped out by the R&F fan base. I wonder why.

Tiny vagina envy?

[foodcourtdruide]

Man, the chick is really creeped out by the R&F fan base. I wonder why.

Do you have Jezo's posts blocked or something?

[Hosstetler]

E Rock posted pictures of the New Girl on his twitter, but the face is blocked out due to her request

http://erockradio.posterous.com/playing-catch-up-intern-derek-rfs-new-girl-p0

http://i35.tinypic.com/m9tyfp.jpg

She looks like she's probably hungry.

[S0S]

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3324/feetro.jpg (http://img42.imageshack.us/i/feetro.jpg/)

New Girl has nice feet.

[spoon]

wow, I nominate this whole fucking thread for Dspy's creep tournament!

[Gerald]

She's so awful & unnatural on the air that she in turn becomes fascinating to listen to. She's like Intern David, only with a sexy voice & a smaller vagina.

[Slim Anus]

Really not that hot, I guess I would have to see her face but I really don't see what the fuss is about howver,

I would rock that small Vagina. http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/uhm/images/smilies/rockin.gif

[LordJezo]

E Rock posted pictures of the New Girl on his twitter, but the face is blocked out due to her request

http://erockradio.posterous.com/playing-catch-up-intern-derek-rfs-new-girl-p0

http://i35.tinypic.com/m9tyfp.jpg



http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9403/scroll2.jpg

Okay.. who can match them up? Does anyone know of a deblur filter? That erock picture looks like he just did an oval lasso on her face, did a one button blur in Photoshop, and posted it. There has got to be a way to reverse it.

[boobieman]

Very cute...small vag and all. Why she dressed up like she is going to a banquet? Of Ballls..hey she ain't my intern....her and little red headed girl might make a great Ron Bennington presents video....Scissor sisters..


SSSEYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Chigworthy]

Okay.. who can match them up? Does anyone know of a deblur filter? That erock picture looks like he just did an oval lasso on her face, did a one button blur in Photoshop, and posted it. There has got to be a way to reverse it.

Calm down pervy, it can't be done.

[Sofa_King]

She's so awful & unnatural on the air that she in turn becomes fascinating to listen to. She's like Intern David, only with a sexy voice & a smaller vagina.

Intern David was great on air, and he at least tried to come up with material. Is her voice really that sexy? It just cracks a lot.

[ozzie]

Okay.. who can match them up? Does anyone know of a deblur filter? That erock picture looks like he just did an oval lasso on her face, did a one button blur in Photoshop, and posted it. There has got to be a way to reverse it.

And some wonder why we're not the "official-un-official" anymore.

Creep on, creepin' on, creepers.

[LordJezo]

Calm down pervy, it can't be done.

yeah right.

tell that to the nsa. there are ways, there must be.

[KingModem]

Done.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e209/christopher_walsh82/m9tyfp.jpg

[S0S]

Please don't leave New Girl; Only woman on 202. :help:

[Dell]

Done.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e209/christopher_walsh82/m9tyfp.jpg

HAHAHA...

[Suspect Chin]

Done.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e209/christopher_walsh82/m9tyfp.jpg

HA! I love that you didn't even try to make his enormous face fit.

[Chigworthy]

yeah right.

tell that to the nsa. there are ways, there must be.

Only if it's encrypted. I don't think erock is using NSA photo encryption software, I'm pretty sure he just used a blur brush in a photo editor, which destroys most of the data that it blurs.

[LordJezo]

New Girl Intern is one of the worst the show has ever seen. She has added nothing but useless drivel and goes along with none of the bits. She's one chick I am happy to see go. She'll be forgotten by everyone soon enough and will have absolutely no long term impact on the show.

Good riddance.

[disneyspy]

New Girl Intern is one of the worst the show has ever seen. She has added nothing but useless drivel and goes along with none of the bits. She's one chick I am happy to see go. She'll be forgotten by everyone soon enough and will have absolutely no long term impact on the show.

Good riddance.


i see,you used this thread to cement your win in the creep tourney and now you're done with her,well played sir

[disgruntledsherpa]

New Girl Intern is one of the worst the show has ever seen. She has added nothing but useless drivel and goes along with none of the bits. She's one chick I am happy to see go. She'll be forgotten by everyone soon enough and will have absolutely no long term impact on the show.

Good riddance.

You're dead on. I thought the Little Red Hair girl was awful, New Girl ratcheted it up a notch.

Can't wait for the new semester and the new, new girl intern that Ron insists on dragging into the show.

[Kevin]

New Girl Intern is one of the worst the show has ever seen. She has added nothing but useless drivel and goes along with none of the bits. She's one chick I am happy to see go. She'll be forgotten by everyone soon enough and will have absolutely no long term impact on the show.

Good riddance.



Then she is like every girl that has been reg involved with the show..

[Dude!]

Then she is like every girl that has been reg involved with the show..

wow, you really do
hate women

[Sue_Bender]

wow, you really do
hate women

Not necessarily.


There is a difference between a misogynist and a realist.

[Kevin]

Not necessarily.


There is a difference between a misogynist and a realist.



Yep...

[LordJezo]

Then she is like every girl that has been reg involved with the show..

Lilly and New Lilly were not like New Girl at all.

[spainlinx0]

I thought she was decently entertaining. Well, I thought Ron used her in an entertaining way. No complaints on this end. I also liked Red Head though so whatever.

[cyrogyro]

Lilly and New Lilly were not like New Girl at all.

Yes. Both had normal size vag's.

[Hammond Egger]

Yes. Both had normal size vag's.
Actually, Ron said old Lilly opened up a bowling alley in her vagina, which would lead us to believe it was above average in size...and equipped with a ball return.