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Furtherman
06-02-2010, 10:12 AM
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Atlanta, Georgia (CNN) -- In an attempt to re-create the experience of a manned mission to Mars, an international team of researchers will lock themselves up in a windowless capsule for about a year and a half -- time required for a round trip to the Red Planet.

Starting Thursday, an all-male "crew" of six -- three Russians, a Frenchman, an Italian-Colombian and a Chinese -- will spend 520 days in the cramped and claustrophobic conditions of a special facility in Moscow and will follow a strict regimen of exercise and diet.

Organizers at the European Space Agency and Russia's Institute of Biomedical Problems hope the project will shed light on the physical and psychological effects of the long isolation that future Mars astronauts will experience.

They will perform tasks similar to astronauts at the international space station, such as maintenance and scientific experiments, but for a longer period of time. They will follow a seven-day week with two days off, except when special and emergency situations are simulated.

Will they make it?

Experts are curious to learn what psychological effects the isolation experiment will have on the astronauts. These could range from developing claustrophobia to forming unprofessional emotional bonds.

Will they go gay?

Will someone hit "eject" to get out?

StanUpshaw
06-02-2010, 10:29 AM
Was this not the plot to the very first Twilight Zone episode?

A.J.
06-02-2010, 10:32 AM
Was this not the plot to the very first Twilight Zone episode?

You beat me to it.

"WHERE IS EVERYBODY????"

http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainn ameatlonglast.com/images4/twilightzone.jpg

hanso
06-02-2010, 02:10 PM
Not w/o Pauly Shore they won't.

furie
06-02-2010, 03:19 PM
i give them 300 days before someone gets tossed out of the simulated airlock



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StanUpshaw
06-02-2010, 03:25 PM
More to the point...
Starting Thursday, an all-male "crew" of six -- three Russians, a Frenchman, an Italian-Colombian and a Chinese

That fruit won't last a month.

IamFogHat
06-02-2010, 05:47 PM
Is there such a thing as a gay astronaut? We're talking about American Heroes here. And that adjective is the worst thing you can call a man so...

Jujubees2
06-03-2010, 05:13 AM
Heard they'll have a couple of cases of this with them...

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0904/bacon-lube-bacon-demotivational-poster-1238696499.jpg

Contra
06-03-2010, 02:02 PM
Its going to be a bloody mess when they open that thing

torker
06-03-2010, 04:38 PM
No brothers?

Chigworthy
06-03-2010, 04:40 PM
Hey, NASA, let me save you some time:

1. Start stockpiling fuel outside of Earth's gravitational pull.

2. Build a large ship that will hold a large amount of fuel.

3. Send the astronauts to Mars at a higher rate of speed now that you have a larger supply of fuel.

4. Name something on Mars after me, and I want in on any time shares scams we can run up there.

TripleSkeet
06-03-2010, 05:13 PM
I dont see this ending well.

torker
06-03-2010, 05:20 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KEArRUZspiA/SdJMx8h_-tI/AAAAAAAAA_c/E47JT9RBYHg/s400/mars500d.jpg
I dont see this ending well.
http://heavens-gate-cult.quick-information.com/images/heavens-gate-cult/heavens-gate-cult-2.jpg

Chigworthy
06-03-2010, 05:55 PM
Watch this and learn about living in small cramped spaces:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m47RlRiYoAg/SP4PEB29qkI/AAAAAAAAA9s/fzNzt5uK6OA/s400/coverjm3.jpg