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YourAmishDaddy
05-29-2010, 02:40 AM
We all know the story. We've all decided how we feel about it, but we all still need a reference.

It's set to Sunday, but actually it'll probably hit and surpass it today in real numbers but the military actions in Iraq and Afghanistan have officially cost One Trillion dollars. Now I know you're all smart people. But how many of you have seen one trillion dollars? Or even a billion. It's not really real to people because there's no real reference.

If you spent $1,000 per day, you would spend $365,000 in a normal year. You would spend $36,525,000 in a century (assuming 25 leap years per century). So, if you started spending $1,000 per day starting January 1, 0000, you would finally reach one billion dollars a little more than one-third of the way through the 28th century. Do that 999 more times and that gets you to one trillion dollars.

A trillion dollar bills laid end to end would reach the sun or you spend a dollar per second for 32,000 years. If you were a trillionaire. You could technically call yourself a millionaire one million times over.You'd be a billionaire times one thousand. I'm looking at you Oprah.


This is a hundred dollar bill. Our largest common circulated note..
http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/bill.jpg

Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.
http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pile.jpg

While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet...
http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet.jpg

And $1 BILLION dollars is impressive (Mind you we're way past Anthony Cumia type money...)
http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet_x_10.jpg

Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros.

It's what we've spent in Iraq and Afghanistan.




http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet_x_10000.jpg


Those pallets are double stacked.... with $100 bills. Next time we hear uninformed morning radio hosts yell about wasted money, taxes and where it's going think about it.

pennington
05-29-2010, 04:50 AM
Add another 25% to that trillion dollars and you will have the federal budget deficit for just this year. There are even bigger deficits projected for next year and the year after that. Madness.

Chigworthy
05-29-2010, 05:15 AM
You need to subtract all the money we've earned over there.

WRESTLINGFAN
05-29-2010, 06:13 AM
Unfuckingsustainable. Start learning Mandarin

underdog
05-29-2010, 06:23 AM
Unfuckingsustainable. Start learning Mandarin

FUCK. I only know Cantonese.

YourAmishDaddy
05-29-2010, 09:59 AM
I seriously think this country is in decline. We had a great run though. We can all toast with some nice salt water flavored crude oil.

SatCam
05-29-2010, 10:28 AM
It's probably much more than $1 trillion dollars if we include the rent of the warehouse that we're storing the money in

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet_x_10000.jpg

Fallon
05-29-2010, 10:50 AM
If Mr Burns didn't give it to Castro we wouldn't be in this mess.

http://i45.tinypic.com/v4cb5g.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/20788e9.png

Chigworthy
05-29-2010, 01:47 PM
It's probably much more than $1 trillion dollars if we include the rent of the warehouse that we're storing the money in

http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/pallet_x_10000.jpg

Think of the propane bill just to run the forklift.

underdog
05-29-2010, 02:05 PM
Think of the propane bill just to run the forklift.

I prefer electric fork lifts.

torker
05-29-2010, 02:09 PM
I prefer electric fork lifts.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2595/3925430967_e12dff82cf_m.jpg

high fly
05-29-2010, 05:16 PM
Now I know a trillion dollars is a lot

Chigworthy
05-29-2010, 08:25 PM
I just realized that those are hack google sketchups.

SatCam
05-30-2010, 04:57 PM
I just realized that those are hack google sketchups.

those are photographs released by the treasury department of fort knox

The Jays
05-30-2010, 06:22 PM
You need to subtract all the money we've earned over there.

Ah yes, that balances it all out! :wallbash:

hanso
05-30-2010, 06:40 PM
That's the same math the right uses for the new deficit.

keithy_19
05-30-2010, 08:22 PM
It's everyones fault. I'm looking at you Hanso.

TripleSkeet
05-30-2010, 08:34 PM
But think of all the terrorism weve stopped. :dry:

The Jays
05-30-2010, 08:47 PM
And, most importantly, no one's heard from Osama bin Laden in a while, so that's good.

keithy_19
05-30-2010, 08:57 PM
But think of all the terrorism weve stopped. :dry:

...haven't we though...whether it's related or not to other operations..

The Jays
05-30-2010, 09:03 PM
It doesn't seem like a trillion dollars worth of terrorism prevention to me. But no one will tell me the full truth, because if word got out, then the terrorists would win, so I need to be left in the dark.

keithy_19
05-30-2010, 09:32 PM
It doesn't seem like a trillion dollars worth of terrorism prevention to me. But no one will tell me the full truth, because if word got out, then the terrorists would win, so I need to be left in the dark.

I don't think it was either. I think it was a trillion dollars that had a portion of the sum going towards terrorism prevention, but a lot more going into a war that wasn't properly planned.

hanso
05-30-2010, 10:08 PM
The scandals propagated their lead to more scandals.

Were propagating scandals over their so they don't.... Oh hell they came home to roost.

high fly
05-31-2010, 02:57 PM
See that picture of all those pallets of money to make a trillion?
Jobs, baby.
It takes a LOT of forklift drivers to move that kind of dough around, plus it's gotta go on trucks and be stored in warehouses built to hold it all which will need security guards and such........