Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark

[Judge Smails]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/22/article-1280469-09B326E1000005DC-201_634x423.jpg

Matador escapes death by the skin of his teeth after horrific goring in Madrid bullfight (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1280469/Matador-escapes-death-skin-teeth-horrific-goring-Madrid-bullfight.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)

[torker]

Thanks. I didn't buy the Post today, because that gem was splashed on the front cover.


Looking down my nose at torker: You buy the Post?
http://www.msunderestimated.com/AmericansTooDumb.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

Holy fuck. That might be the most amazing picture I've ever seen.




And since this thread will undoubtedly head there anyway, I might as well get it out of the way:
Bullfighting is barbaric and he got what he deserves. Humans are a cancer of the earth and one day Gaia will cleanse herself of our filth.

[Death Metal Moe]

I wouldn't go so far as to say Humans are a cancer, but they fuck with these bulls for awhile then kill them.

Fuck that guy in the mouth...oh wait, the bull already did. Now I'm supposed to feel sorry for these assholes when the bull does what they're provoking it to do? Not a chance.

[instrument]

yougotmouthonmhorn.

[Chigworthy]

Saw the video somewhere, couldn't really tell what happened, but for one frame it looked like the horn came out of his mouth. Lo and behold, it did. Fuckin idiot.

[OGC]

Saw the video somewhere, couldn't really tell what happened, but for one frame it looked like the horn came out of his mouth. Lo and behold, it did. Fuckin idiot.


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[Tall_James]

I guess he was feeling.......































...horny


(cue the Who) YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHh!

[Chigworthy]

It looks like...





















He got the point.

(Cue the Who) Yeaahhhh!

[Tall_James]

I guess he just decided to.......































...take the bull by the horns


(cue the Who) YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHh!

[Recyclerz]

I guess my guido friends are right about one thing - if you mess with the bull you DO get the horns.


If he (hopefully) survives this, he should increase his fan base amongst the "astronaut" community, what with his new-found ability to deep throat and all.


[sheepyhorn]

:flush:

[Death Metal Moe]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/22/article-1280469-09B326E1000005DC-201_634x423.jpg


OLE!!!!

[FUNKMAN]

you could never trust this guy again. everything that comes out of his mouth is bull...

[Sinestro]

I'm going to be the first conspiracy theorist to say that shit didn't happen as you know that you can't believe what you always see on the internet:

1. The picture of the horn going through the matadors mouth is obviously photo-shopped or a very deceptive camera angle.

2. Where's the blood?? Anyone knows that a gash or spear through the mouth area would produce more blood.

3. That matador is obviously an actor as NO professional Matador would ever fall down on their knees for a bull to pierce them through the mouth like that.

4. And finally, since it didn't happened in America, that shit never happened.


Carry on.

[Snoogans]

I'm going to be the first conspiracy theorist to say that shit didn't happen as you know that you can't believe what you always see on the internet:

1. The picture of the horn going through the matadors mouth is obviously photo-shopped or a very deceptive camera angle.

2. Where's the blood?? Anyone knows that a gash or spear through the mouth area would produce more blood.

3. That matador is obviously an actor as NO professional Matador would ever fall down on their knees for a bull to pierce them through the mouth like that.

4. And finally, since it didn't happened in America, that shit never happened.


Carry on.

how do you explain the video?

on a serious note. Blood doesnt start til you come out of the wound. If you stab someone and leave the knife in, it doesnt bleed alot. Not til you pull it out

[Sinestro]

how do you explain the video?

on a serious note. Blood doesnt start til you come out of the wound. If you stab someone and leave the knife in, it doesnt bleed alot. Not til you pull it out

5. During the actually piercing, the bulls face is covered and the "alleged" bulls horn pops out from the cape. It wasn't real like how old school wrestlers cut themselves with razors to bleed. If that shit really happened the matador would still be on the ground. All for the sake of ratings. Now watch the influx of people going to bullfights or watch on tv go up!

[Sinestro]

oh and your boy Mike Teel got cut by whatever team he was on in the NFL.

[Snoogans]

oh and your boy Mike Teel got cut by whatever team he was on.

Seahawks


and i hate mike teel but he has a cousin in Wyckoff who is smokin hot

and you are insane

[Sinestro]

Seahawks


and i hate mike teel but he has a cousin in Wyckoff who is smokin hot

and you are insane

you got a pic of that hot bitch that you seem to Wack off to?

[Snoogans]

you got a pic of that hot bitch that you seem to Wack off to?

why would i have a pic?

[Sinestro]

why would i have a pic?

Nice so your tapping her.:thumbup:

[Snoogans]

Nice so your tapping her.:thumbup:

you got a conspiracy theory for that?

[Sinestro]

6. The matador has a sword. It's bullfighting. Why didn't he stab the bull with the sword after he got pierced by the bulls horn? No real self respecting bullfighter would just walk away like that after being disrespected by a bull. That's fucking bullshit.

[Sinestro]

you got a conspiracy theory for that?

Yah. You da man! By fucking his cousin, you're teeling Mike Teel to go fuck himself.

[torker]

you could never trust this guy again. everything that comes out of his mouth is bull...

I don't want to horn in on your coversation, but what's up Funk?:unsure:
http://www.moshulu.co.uk/prodimg/SHOE%20HORN_1_large.jpg
I don't want to blow my own horn, but we shared some good times.:drunk:
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I finally got rid of 56k, it was like going around Cape Horn just to post.:wallbash:
http://www.ladonia.net/new_herald/wp-content/NOSRoastedRhino.jpg
I'm gonna watch Tom Horn and jerk off all over myself.:huh:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5f4dwu5pTeY/SfCrhcaVneI/AAAAAAAABlA/Sz0gAx6rICo/s400/unicorn-lady-10354-1240254372-7.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Why is that lady shitting out of her forehead?

[A.J.]

I guess my guido friends are right about one thing - if you mess with the bull you DO get the horns.

So was Vernon.

http://roguebarristers.typepad.com/roguebarristers/images/paul_gleason2.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

I don't want to horn in on your coversation, but what's up Funk?:unsure:

doing well. working, dating, raising two young ladies(soon to be 20 and 18), got a tattoo and an earring, d/d free...

how are you, Mr Torker?

what is the preferred moisturizer of bullfighters?

Oil Of OLAY!!!!!

[torker]

Stop clowning around, Funk.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/87/Eddie1_bull.jpg/275px-Eddie1_bull.jpg