Worst Pick Up Lines! (and what are you suppose to say)

[ice cream girl]

Lets face it... not all men can be as sweet and curdious as the men of R&F...(slight chuckle) On a day to day basis ladies...worst pick up lines you here... post em here... mabye give some men an idea of what Not to say... by the way if you get a good one let me know...thats a rarety...
well start off w/ the most common: has to be... i know i know you from somewhere... have we met before?

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[impactplayer2k1]

Are you from tennesee? b/c your the only TEN-I-SEE!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"I think we worked together on a collective farm in a past life."

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[Poison Ivy]

"Do you work out?"
" I lost my phone numbr, can I have yours?"
"Need a bus schedule?"
"That dress would look better crumpled on my bedroom floor"
"Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?"
"What do you want me to cook you for breakfast?"


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[ice cream girl]

"are you tired baby? b/c you've been running through my mind all day"
"is your daddy a theif, cause he stole the stars and put em in your eyes"

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

[impactplayer2k1]

Are your legs tired? you've been running through my mind all day.

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[LtBoogaloo]

Hi, I'm John.

never works


I need a sig pic, I am a blight on messageboards where ever I go.

[GvacNoMore]

"Oh my God, you're even sexier in person!"

Really, Horde King...you're going to have to try harder than that! ;)


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"Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"

[impactplayer2k1]

if you were yogurt, would you be fruit on the bottom or stired?

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[TheGameHHH]

"Ya know, it's not rape if you blink twice for yes"....oh wait my bad, that's Norton's pick up line.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Hosp]

"If someone gave me the ability to change the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again?"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sally?"



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[TooCute]

I think we all need to
consult figgy for the bad
pickup lines :)


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[JerryTaker]

Hey, look over there!
*whack*

...works every time...;-)

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"I remember now. I remember how it started. I can't remember yesterday, I just remember doing what they told me"

[Zipgun]

Nice shoes...

Wanna fuck?

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[SweetPea]

I was telling this guy how I have to be tutored and this is what he said:
"I'll tutor you in math, we can go to my place and add the beds together, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply"


I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
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[SweetPea]

erinmoran's line would be...How much? LoL j/k love ya sweety!

I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
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[irishkb]

ok not a pick up line but my watch broke and when i go out i have to ask people what time it is. why is it that when you ask a girl what time it is they look at you funny and then think about telling you what time it is... if i wanted to know your name i would ask just tell me what time it is.. can anyone answer this..

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[SweetPea]

Irishkb..its 6:50 ;)

I'm a 16 yr old girl from L.I. :D
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[Arienette]

"do you have a quarter? i told my mother i'd call her when i met the girl of my dreams"

"want to dance?" (you say no) "then i guess a fuck is out of the question"



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the moon it leaves silver but never sleep
and then the silver turns to grey
oh, stay with me, arienette, until the wolves are away

[Green Lantern]

The worst pick line I used is
You're so hot, you melt the elastic in my underwear.

If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I toghether."

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

grab thier ass and ask.."Is this seat taken?"


Can I flirt with you?"

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes, be on it."

[JustJon]

club 'em in the back of the head and drag 'em off by the hair.

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[Jennitalia]

club 'em in the back of the head and drag 'em off by the hair.



worked for me

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[Jester]

"What fucks like a tiger and winks?" (Wink Wink)

"If I was a bee I would sting you"

"Heaven must be missing an angel since you are here"



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[JerseyRich]

I always liked..."Hey You Wanna F Me?"


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[legroommusic]

AS long as I've got a face, you've got a place to sit!

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[IRISjr]

I may not be barney Gruble, but I can make your bed rock.

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[poop tosser]

Want to play carnaville sit on my face. I'll guesse your wait. that what one of my friends told me what he said to a girl I usally just try to tell a girl that she has beauitiful eyes or a pretty smile but that usall gets me no were

LET'S GO RANGERS

Life sucks were a helmet

[Lisa Croft]

Guy pulls over and asks me for directions. "How do I get to... know you?"

Your daddy must have been a terrorist cause you da bomb.

You must be a cop, cause you're one of New York's finest.



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[impactplayer2k1]

If I could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

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[CrazyClare]

my all time favorite bad one:
is that a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass

how do you like your eggs in the morning.. scrambled, fried or fertilized?

can i make like a squirrel and hide a nut in your hole?

theres the classic... girl you look so good id suck your daddys dick (prior)

girl your parents must have been retarded.. cause your special..
thats all for now


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[sexy bastard]

wow.
i haveto say i never use those lines I usualyl start with Hi there my name is leo....and jsut start from there..it still doesnt work though
lol

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[sexy bastard]

wow.
i haveto say i never use those lines I usualyl start with Hi there my name is leo....and jsut start from there..it still doesnt work though
lol

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[sexy bastard]

wow.
i haveto say i never use those lines I usualyl start with Hi there my name is leo....and jsut start from there..it still doesnt work though
lol

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[DarkHippie]

nice, a rare triple post

wanna fuck? (says no)
mind holding still while I do

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[Tall_James]

Nice triple post! The judge from Iceland gives you a... 9!
(You stumbled on the dismount)

Stick your finger in my coffee, your the only sweetness I need.

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[CYYYFYYY]

Hi my name is Cyy..... Hey
wait stop running..........


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

[Pootertoot]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

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[Zipgun]

Would you like to come back to my place? Bouncy Bouncy!!

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[sexy bastard]

This was bad but worked for me friday night in fact ended up in the ebst 2 hours of sex i had in a long time...I was walking on 48th street when this beautiful woman passed bye lots of guys stared and did the dum hey mami shit..so Isaid I got to do bettter hit the corner guy at the fruit stand paid for an orange ran up to her and say " I am sorry miss those guys shouting at you there assholes, please dont think all us men are that rude and sicne i can't find a flower shop now please accept this orange as a toekn of apology on behalf of the real men in the world." she stopped in her tracks laughed and well invited me to her place and tehn poof 2 great hours of hot passionate sex.
<sigh>

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[dicAMan]

Hi, my name is marc, you don't have to tell me your name, but our kids will want to know one day.

Cheesey, not too rude, and it usually gets a giggle out of the chick, perfect line.--take note gentlemen.

Fact: A cat will always blink when hit on the head with a hammer. Thats a fact.

[sexy bastard]

hmmm interesting and do not forget also...when the cow goes moo the dog will bark

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[chefpitt]

These just don't work

You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
Would you like to see me naked ??
Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?
I have four words for you hol i day inn.
Do you know how to use a whip?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's



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[Green Lantern]

1)(ask)"Was your daddy a thief?"(pray they don't say yes)"Then how did he steal the stars for your eyes?"

2)(ask)"Did that hurt?(they'll say what, or look confused)(reply)"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven"

3) "Can I borrow a quarter?"(What for?) "So I can call my mom and tell her I just meet the girl of mydreams."or"So I can call your mom and thank her."

4)"Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?"

5)(Check their shirt label, when they ask what your doing...)"I'm just checking to see if your made in heaven!"

6)"Is it hot in here or is that just you?"

7)"Can I have directions?" (they reply "to where") "To your heart."

8)"If I could rearange the alphabet, I'd put U and I toghether."

9)"I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away."

10)"If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be all the beaches in the world."

11)(walk past them then back again)"Excuse me do you belive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

12) "If I follow you home...will you keep me ?"



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[WintersEmbers]

always been a fan of

are those space pants? cause your ass looks out of this world.

The Iceman Cometh!
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[Earth2RON]

if i ate your puss* for a half hour will you marry me.

just because its big dont mean it cant fit there.





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[Cranky Ass]

Can I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right one Christmas and spend a little time between the holidays?

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[sexy bastard]

Hi there my name is Leo....and my penis also says hello

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[Prince Neptune]

These never work but the reaction you get is great.

How'd you like to suck my cock?

If you were a little girl I'd fuck you.

If you were a little boy I'd fuck you. (said to a female)

My Fav:
The only way I'd have sex with you is to jerk off and throw it at you!

Molester of mermaids and seafaring maidens
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[erole]

Wow, you look out of this world...(wait until you almost get a thank you)...cause your face looks like Uranus

[Cheebahawk]

"Is you father a baker?
'Cos you got Bunns hun!"