Warning! 3D May Make You Pregnant

[Furtherman]

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant (http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant)

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

What is more disturbing? Her excuse, or the fact her "anything is possible" husband is allowed to carry a gun.

[torker]

Jaws fucked me up for years.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.parentdish.com/media/2008/03/sperm.jpg

[keithy_19]

Woman says 3D porno made her pregnant (http://www.techeye.net/internet/woman-says-3d-porno-made-her-pregnant)



What is more disturbing? Her excuse, or the fact her "anything is possible" husband is allowed to carry a gun.

I get it. I'm sure she'll be explaining her black eyes by saying she watched a 3D boxing match very soon.

[brettmojo]

So... Fucking... Stupid.

[Jujubees2]

I also heard that you could get VD from a toilet seat.

[Crossweird]

Avatar gave me blue balls.

[Judge Smails]

Back in the 80's I got Mono from Molly Ringwald after watching Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.





No, but seriously this pregnancy story is a fake. I saw it earlier this week and Gizmodo debunked it. I'd post a link but I'm on my Blackberry and have no clue how I'd do that.

[Jujubees2]

Back in the 80's I got Mono from Molly Ringwald after watching Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone.





No, but seriously this pregnancy story is a fake. I saw it earlier this week and Gizmodo debunked it. I'd post a link but I'm on my Blackberry and have no clue how I'd do that.

Yeah, right. The next thing you're going to try and tell us is that Santa doesn't exist either.

[RoseBlood]

Can't wait for 3-D cameras: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/05/100510075413.htm

No, but seriously this pregnancy story is a fake. I saw it earlier this week and Gizmodo debunked it.

Hey, Anna Nicole Smith had a ghost lover, anything's possible!

[TroutSkin]

<object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xnxz3acXM6w&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xnxz3acXM6w&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"></embed></object>

[sailor]

Can't wait for 3-D cameras: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/05/100510075413.htm


rich is gonna be sad.

[hanso]

<embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/288308269/753b4c49" width="420" height="250" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed>

[torker]

We need Kari Bryant to figure this out.
http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/underrated_kari_byron.jpg

[underdog]

We need Kari Bryant to figure this out.
http://cdn.screenjunkies.com/www/sites/default/files/underrated_kari_byron.jpg

Her boobs are much bigger now.

[torker]

Her boobs are much bigger now.
http://showstalker.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kari-byron-pregnant.jpg
hopefully she got the extra stitch so eveything isn't bigger now.