Rectum? It actually killed him.

[Judge Smails]

Man Reportedly Dies After Eel Is Inserted In His Rectum (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/man-dies-after-eel-is-ins_n_560842.html)


A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim (http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php), a joke.

Doctors in Sichaun, China, apparently found the creature, a 50cm Asian swamp eel (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feeling-eel.html?OTC-RSS), in the 59-year-old man's rectum after he had died from internal bleeding.

The eel had reportedly (http://anyguey.guanabee.com/2010/04/man-dies-eel-anus/) done severe damage to the man's intestines.

While doctors were initially baffled as to how the eel could have gotten there, the man's friends allegedly confessed that they had inserted the live creature as a joke after a bout of heavy drinking.


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/2409397293_27f4b619ab-1.jpg?t=1273361027

[SatCam]

hate when that happens

[OGC]

I saw this story on the web last week and decided against posting it here.

[Judge Smails]

I saw this story on the web last week and decided against posting it here.

I know but it was the first time I made one of those CSI comics and I was so proud of myself for actually having made something that I needed an excuse to post it somewhere.

[disneyspy]

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[disneyspy]

http://www.karolinagames.com/horatio/images/80157131ba5d.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Sounds like that Chinese guy needed some "Novocaine, for the hole..."

[Chigworthy]

The sad part is that he was asking for a harmless ear in his rectum.

[hanso]

That's what friends are for.


Nice work on the comic btw.



"eels will be up your side forevermore"

[IamFogHat]

The sad part is that he was asking for a harmless ear in his rectum.

:laugh:

[torker]

shes trying to kill baby eels
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