biggest celebrity schlong (and famous ta tas)

[thepaulo]

http://www.listaholic.com/the-50-hottest-celebrity-boobs.html
http://www.toptenz.net/top-ten-famous-penises.php
http://www.nerve.com/dispatches/nerveeditors/40celebrityrumors/01

Milton Berle was supposedly the biggest in lenght and girth (somewhere between 11 to 14 inches depending on the occasion)
other contenders
Don Johnson(the beercan)
Liam Neeson
James Woods
Tommy Lee (verifiable)
Kevin Bacon

woman's breasts are much easier to verify
anita Eckberg is up there
http://anitaekberg.free.fr/les/playboy-3.jpg
Jayne Mansfield
Jane Russell
Dolly Parton
and of course punky Brewster before her breast reduction
http://www.californiabreastaugmentationinstitute.com/blog/gigantomastia.html

still, for scientific purposes I need answers.

[instrument]

Wow the sad thoughts that go on in your mind.

[OGC]

I don't see how anyone can be impressed by big breasts anymore, now that biggest schlong thing .....

[Recyclerz]

I refuse to be a party to your twisted honeymoon activities Paul O.

[CurseoftheBambi]

you forgot Forrest Tucker, Paulo. And Kim Fields from the Facts of Life/Livin' Single

The Legend of Forrest Tucker - www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV6_EBZyHuw

[thepaulo]

Wow the sad thoughts that go on in your mind.

it's all in the name of science.

[thepaulo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Z3PklPLlCk&feature=related

another youtube video singled out
Colin Ferrell
Dan Rather
Tony Danza
Frank Sinatra
among a few others

[Penelope]

As a scientist myself, I would also like to know about ball sizes.

[CurseoftheBambi]

As a scientist myself, I would also like to know about ball sizes. trying to find out the distance of ball to chin ratio? lol

I'll have more big dicks for ya paulo...i have a book called Hollywood Babylon they really go into this. No huge breasts are revealed in it other than u know the normal players...Marylin Monore, Jane Mansfield, Lana Turner, Jane Russell.

Big dicks from the top of my head are Charlie Chaplin, Gary Cooper, Errol Flynn

[StanUpshaw]

Steve Guttenberg has claimed to have a baby arm.

[brettmojo]

and of course punky Brewster before her breast reduction
http://www.californiabreastaugmentationinstitute.com/blog/gigantomastia.html
http://hilda.thevalkyrie.com/%7Erandd/pictures/w-soleil16.jpg

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/4224/jaysn9.gif

[extracheese]

not one black dude mentioned so far??? this thread is racist.

[Barnaby Jones]

trying to find out the distance of ball to chin ratio? lol

I'll have more big dicks for ya paulo...i have a book called Hollywood Babylon they really go into this. No huge breasts are revealed in it other than u know the normal players...Marylin Monore, Jane Mansfield, Lana Turner, Jane Russell.

Big dicks from the top of my head are Charlie Chaplin, Gary Cooper, Errol Flynn

But not Joltin' Joe!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3372/3270345100_5eefd65a48.jpg

Our nation turns its horrified eyes away!

[CurseoftheBambi]

not one black dude mentioned so far??? this thread is racist.

LOL what about Mike Tyson...remember his defense at his rape trial that his dick is big enough to cause vaginal brusing and that's why that was there and not cause he raped the chick.

Barnaby i left a whole lot out...that's why i need to get home and get my Hollywood Babylon...its a way interesting read and number 2 is coming out.
http://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Babylon-Its-Back-Darwin-Porter/dp/0974811882/ref=pd_sim_b_2 <===the one i have

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51cDg4236aL._SL500_AA300_.jpg <---number 2

http://www.amazon.com/Hollywood-Babylon-Legendary-Underground-Hollywoods/dp/0440153255/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1273004488&sr=1-1 <===classic

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e1/e6/9472b2c008a09a59219c6010.L.jpg <------- number 2 of the classic

[pennington]

i have a book called Hollywood Babylon

Hollywood Babylon (the new version by Darwin Porter, not the original one from the 1960's) is a fascinating read. There is a chapter on Forrest Tucker in there, as I recall. He used to call his schlong "The Chief".

In the book it said Tucker and Phil Harris (the band leader) were friends and used to regularly golf (and drink a lot). One day they're playing golf and Tucker has like a 3" putt, a gimme. Tucker goes to pick up his ball and Harris says no, Tucker has to putt through. Tucker says "C'mon Phil, even 'The Chief' can make this putt". Harris says, "You're on, $500 "The Chief' can't do it". So Tucker drops his pants and putts the ball into the hole with his schlong.

Forrest Tucker is my hero.

[torker]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Victor_Mature_in_Million_Dollar_Mermaid_trailer.jp g

[CurseoftheBambi]

Hollywood Babylon (the new version by Darwin Porter, not the original one from the 1960's) is a fascinating read.


I have both and yeah it is a fascinating read the Forrest Tucker chapter was far out. I wish they finished the dvd of the legend of Forrest Tucker (i dont think they did or it wasnt too long) cause i would like to know more infomation.

[A.J.]

Steve Guttenberg has claimed to have a baby arm.

So it was really "One Man and a Baby"?

[CurseoftheBambi]

http://www.liveblogginghowardstern.com/2008/05/06/steve-guttenberg-in-the-studio/

Steve Guttenberg also a contestant on Dancing with the Stars is in the studio, Howard said he was a loser on that show, just like he lost the anal ring toss game to Artie...Howard also said he heard he was really hot in bed, Guttenberg said it’s all in the size and he is about ten inches, Howard is so jealous…Howard just can’t leave his penis size alone, he asks many questions about it, is he proud of it, is it ever too big for a woman etc

Makes that whole Scene in Police Academy II all the more funny (with him putting the ballon down his shorts to get the chick interested in him).

[CurseoftheBambi]

as promised from Hollywood Babylon the penis list...
George Raft, Gary Cooper "The Montana Mule", David Niven, Howard Hughes, Humphrey Bogart, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Anthony Quinn, Dana Andrews, Walter Pigeon, Scott Brady, Lawrence Tierney (the "dad" gangster in Reservior Dogs), John Ireland, Franchot Tone, George Nader, Rock Hudson, Rory Calhoun, Darryl F. Zanuck, Roddy McDowall, Nick Adams, Lex Barker, Aristotle Onassis, Fernado Lamas, Johnny Weissmuller, Gordon Scott, Casper Van Dien, Chuck Connors, Johnny Depp, John Schneider, Sean Connery, Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, James Woods, Ed Begley, Ed Begley, Jr, Ryan O'Neal, Warren Beatty, Dolph Lundgren, Wilem Dafoe, Paul Williams, Kevin Costner, William Petersen, Don Johnson ...

and that's everyone from the book. talk amonst your selves.

[torker]

as promised from Hollywood Babylon the penis list...
George Raft, Gary Cooper "The Montana Mule", David Niven, Howard Hughes, Humphrey Bogart, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Anthony Quinn, Dana Andrews, Walter Pigeon, Scott Brady, Lawrence Tierney (the "dad" gangster in Reservior Dogs), John Ireland, Franchot Tone, George Nader, Rock Hudson, Rory Calhoun, Darryl F. Zanuck, Roddy McDowall, Nick Adams, Lex Barker, Aristotle Onassis, Fernado Lamas, Johnny Weissmuller, Gordon Scott, Casper Van Dien, Chuck Connors, Johnny Depp, John Schneider, Sean Connery, Tim Robbins, Sean Penn, James Woods, Ed Begley, Ed Begley, Jr, Ryan O'Neal, Warren Beatty, Dolph Lundgren, Wilem Dafoe, Paul Williams, Kevin Costner, William Petersen, Don Johnson ...

and that's everyone from the book. talk amonst your selves.

we may need to redefine what a big cock is.

ps~size-queens PM me

[Hottub]

Bambi's knowledge on this subject is a bit unnerving.

[CurseoftheBambi]

Big Dicks some bigger than oscar a gee gee/

so how many did know about Paulo?

Bambi's knowledge on this subject is a bit unnerving.
my knowledge comes from the book i was talking about i just read and rewrote what was said. Pennington can confirm its all in there.

[torker]

my knowledge comes from the book i was talking

you cant learn dick from a book

[CurseoftheBambi]

did this topic go dead? or flaccid if you will.

[thepaulo]

did this topic go dead? or flaccid if you will.

It's just been tucked away.

[goreds2]

Requel Welch:

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Raquel_Welch_leaning_in_red.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

If she had the biggest celebrity schlong, I would never stop cumming. I would literally die from dehydration because all of my fluids would be orgasmed out.

[thepaulo]

Requel Welch:

http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Raquel_Welch_leaning_in_red.jpg

Rocky knows how to tuck.