What Would Ron and Fez Do if they weren't on the Radio?

[Rockvillejoe]

What do you see them doing?

We all know Ron was a bar owner and comic, so those are out.

Fezzie? Don't know what he did.

ESD? hot dog vender, inlflated doll fucker.

My suggestions?

Ronnie B, without a doubt, would be a fantastic judge. This guy has the experience, wisdom of human nature, and pragmatism to be a fantastic jurist.

Fez would be voice over/cartoon voice. Spongey enough to make a great living as the voice of some cartoon character.

ESD? this guy would succeed anywhere. He has the competitve savviness to work his way up the ladder. He is shrewd, clever, and ruthless to get ahead. For ESD, he would succeed anywhere he worked. I would say a manager of a best buy. a good fit.

your thoughts?

[Serpico1103]

I would love seeing ESD in a high level corporate position; throwing shit at meetings and challenging competitors to tummy stick matches.
Fez, I could see running an italian ice stand.
Ron, being a life coach. I know he wouldn't put Fez on the resume, but I think he has enough life and theraphy experience to help (most) people.

[torker]

Ron isn't on radio, Ron is radio.
Fez could be the fey Billy Mays.

[Rockvillejoe]

I would love seeing ESD in a high level corporate position; throwing shit at meetings and challenging competitors to tummy stick matches.
Fez, I could see running an italian ice stand.
Ron, being a life coach. I know he wouldn't put Fez on the resume, but I think he has enough life and theraphy experience to help (most) people.

great suggestion. I would love to spend 20 minutes with this guy and run a few things by him. get his perspective. an old soul, plus he seems to have been through it. seen it all.

[Willmore]

Ron: Ruler of the free world. (no dead weight to hold him down)
Fez: Parking Lot attendant in Pinellas Park, FL with 25 years of experience.
Dave: 1977-2002
Earl: Senior Receptionist, WNEW.

[Zorro]

Fez is on the radio?

[S0S]

Ron, I see running a cigar plantation in South America with all its fresh produce that cannot be found anywhere else.

Fez, would be in textiles, specifically the towel industry and also would be used in interior decorating.

Dave, I see as an animal farmer(sheep, goat & horses)..., somewhere in Washington. Of course there would be many dogs to help with herding the sheep and goats and other things.

Chris, I see in the mercantile system transporting containers from China and Columbia. Also would have a side business with data storage.

:innocent:

[Serpico1103]

Ron: Ruler of the free world. (no dead weight to hold him down)
Fez: Parking Lot attendant in Pinellas Park, FL with 25 years of experience.
Dave: 1977-2002
Earl: Senior Receptionist, WNEW.
Can there be a ruler of a free world? Why limit him to the free world? North korea and iran too much for Ron?
Can fez drive a stick?
What killed ESD? Tranny in alley?
Earl? Jr. Asst. to the receptionist.

[tanless1]

Ron - used car salesman

[torker]

Fez is on the radio?
nice
Ron - used car salesman
watch it, bub

[tanless1]

I think it would be a calling - exercising his carney skills w/ near immediate gratification.....and leaves him free to fleece the flock at his lesure.
Heck, I could see him with a multi state presence.

[tanless1]

Dave - meter reader

[torker]

I'd like to see Ron matriculated at Drexel. He once said he wanted to got to college
"just to see how fucking easy it would be".
Follow your dreams Mr. B., or sould I say Dr. Bennington.
http://collegesquashassociation.com/wp-content/uploads/drexel.jpg
Fez might get into a DayHab.
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[disneyspy]

fez would still be on the comedy circuit and ron would have a string of BENNINGTON'S comedy clubs in florida

[STC-Dub]

Why do need to know what Ron would be doing? What business is it of your's? He is doing things, that is all you need to know.

[spainlinx0]

I picture Ron playing a lot of Dominos outside the bodega.

[Melk]

Ron: Still running the comedy club.

Fez: Stage actor.

Dave: Trying to find himself in college.

Chris: Being awesome as expected.

[Suspect Chin]

I think Ron would make a good college professor on the Upper West Side. Let's face it, he has become a bit pretentious with his fine dining and socializing habits (all well deserved) and would fit in nicely with the Columbia crowd.

[n0thng2bdone]

i think he'd have to go a bit farther uptown to fit in

[Death Metal Moe]

Drugs.

[MetalChild]

Ron: I could see him playing dice in an alley with a fedora and a cane.

Fez: Ummmmmmm

ESD: He would be the neighborhood drunk.

Chris: Owner of a Apothecary :wink:

[CountryBob]

Ron would definately be a butcher in downtown Philly! I can see him now standing outside smokin a cigar with his blood stained apron around his neck - while taking a break.

Fez would be a wedding planner - worried about the center pieces and spots on the champange glasses. He would cry at evey wedding.

[oPant]

Ron would work at Best Buy.

Fez would work at Walmart.

[Bowel]

Ron would run some kind of service oriented business and hire co-dependent people to do the work while he sits in an office and smokes cigars all day.

Fez would move back to Florida and become shut-in collecting SSI.

Dave would work for his father-in-law by day and podcaster by night in the smoke room.