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CurseoftheBambi
04-30-2010, 05:50 AM
http://gawker.com/5527720/indiana-grandmother-is-having-a-new-baby-with-her-grandson


:blink::help::wacko::flush:

StanUpshaw
04-30-2010, 06:06 AM
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http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6206/340xpealphil.jpg

Misteriosa
04-30-2010, 06:09 AM
oh god.. this just made my head hurt more.. :flush:

Furtherman
04-30-2010, 06:17 AM
This has to be a hoax.




A hot, steamy hoax.

weekapaugjz
04-30-2010, 06:18 AM
Really wish I hadn't have read that :barfsinmouth:

A.J.
04-30-2010, 06:24 AM
"Hoosier Granny?"

CLAP. CLAP. CLAP-CLAP-CLAP.

"Hoosier Granny?"

CLAP. CLAP. CLAP-CLAP-CLAP.

CurseoftheBambi
04-30-2010, 07:15 AM
This is Taboo.......

KnoxHarrington
04-30-2010, 10:19 AM
Thanks, I needed some batch material today

Gutter
04-30-2010, 10:48 AM
A grandmother has shocked her friends and family after revealing she is having a baby with her own grandson.
Pearl Carter, 72, says she has never been happier after beginning an incestuous relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey.

The pensioner, from Indiana, US, is using her pension to pay a surrogate mother so they can have a child, reports New Zealand's New Idea magazine.

She said: "I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me.

"Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad."

Her lover is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey - who she put up for adoption when she was 18-years-old.

When his mother passed away, Phil tracked down his long lost grandmother and they quickly fell in love.

Pearl told New Idea magazine: "From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.

"For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."

It was during their second week together, after dinner and wine, that Pearl made her move.

"I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him," she added.

"I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back."

Phil revealed: "I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming.

"I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.

"Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don't care. You can't help who you fall for."

The pair paid $54,000 (£35,000) to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil's sperm.

They placed an advert asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied.

"Initially I was shocked," says Roxanne, 30. "But they're a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too."

Pearl said: "I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child. Phil's going to be a great dad.

"I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be 'pregnant' and in love with my grandson.

"I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100430/tod-granny-72-having-a-baby-with-her-gra-870a197.html

Gutter
04-30-2010, 10:49 AM
how creepy is that shit!?!?!?!?!

mikeyboy
04-30-2010, 10:49 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=87409

Gutter
04-30-2010, 10:50 AM
damnit

Furtherman
04-30-2010, 11:09 AM
damnit

'Sup rookie.

RoseBlood
04-30-2010, 11:40 AM
This wouldn't be as gross if it were her paternal grandson:

Maternal grandmothers have 25% X-relatedness with grandsons and he's likely to inherit any one of her X-linked genes.

Paternal grandmothers will not pass this chromosome on to her grandson (making them 0% X-related).

StanUpshaw
04-30-2010, 11:49 AM
This wouldn't be as gross if it were her paternal grandson:

Maternal grandmothers have 25% X-relatedness with grandsons and he's likely to inherit any one of her X-linked genes.

Paternal grandmothers will not pass this chromosome on to her grandson (making them 0% X-related).

The baby is not hers at all, so no worries on the genetic front.

RoseBlood
04-30-2010, 11:50 AM
"I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance."

Even if this story is fake, why do crazies of the world always have to use "God" as a justification.. ughs.

StanUpshaw
04-30-2010, 11:56 AM
I wonder how Fez would react to this story. I think there's some fertile ground for a Fez hypocrisy beatdown.

sailor
04-30-2010, 12:02 PM
This wouldn't be as gross if it were her paternal grandson:

Maternal grandmothers have 25% X-relatedness with grandsons and he's likely to inherit any one of her X-linked genes.

Paternal grandmothers will not pass this chromosome on to her grandson (making them 0% X-related).

way to kill the sexy.


And please don't quote full articles.

RoseBlood
04-30-2010, 12:08 PM
way to kill the sexy.


And please don't quote full articles.

Oh pipe down mod, it wasn't the full article.

Here, I'll make it more sexy:

'Living with Phil as my life partner has been amazing. He cooks and cleans and we make love three times a week. We can't keep our hands off each other.'

CurseoftheBambi
04-30-2010, 12:10 PM
I feel like a Taboo Series Marathon 1-23 & Taboo American Style 1-4 anyone wanna join me?:laugh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taboo_(film_series)