irrelevant stuff

[thepaulo]

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
hen in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

— John Hancock

New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

[thepaulo]

Bill of Rights
•First Amendment [Religion, Speech, Press, Assembly, Petition (1791)] (see annotations)
•Second Amendment [Right to Bear Arms (1791)] (see annotations)
•Third Amendment [Quartering of Troops (1791)] (see annotations)
•Fourth Amendment [Search and Seizure (1791)] (see annotations)
•Fifth Amendment [Grand Jury, Double Jeopardy, Self-Incrimination, Due Process (1791)] (see annotations)
•Sixth Amendment [Criminal Prosecutions - Jury Trial, Right to Confront and to Counsel (1791)] (see annotations)
•Seventh Amendment [Common Law Suits - Jury Trial (1791)] (see annotations)
•Eighth Amendment [Excess Bail or Fines, Cruel and Unusual Punishment (1791)] (see annotations)
•Ninth Amendment [Non-Enumerated Rights (1791)] (see annotations)
•Tenth Amendment [Rights Reserved to States (1791)] (see annotations)
Amendment I
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II
A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III
No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI
In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII
In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII
Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX
The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X
The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

[torker]

You're Life's a Snuff Film!

[Sinestro]

God save the King and the Queen Mother!

[Hottub]

Firefly: Lieutenant! Why weren't the original indictment papers placed in my portfolio?

Roland: Why...eh...I didn't think those papers were important at this time, Your Excellency.

Firefly: You didn't think they were important? Do you realize I had my desert wrapped in those papers? Here, take this bottle back and get two cents for it.

Chicolini: Hello, boss!

Firefly: Chicolini! I betcha eight to one we find you guilty.

Chicolini: At'sa no good, I can get ten to one at the barber shop.

Prosecutor: Chicolini, you're charged with high treason. And if found guilty, you'll be shot.

Chicolini: I object.

Prosecutor: Oh, you object! On what grounds?

Chicolini: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Firefly: (Bangs gavel) Objection sustained.

Prosecutor: Your Excellency! You sustained the objection?

Firefly: Sure, I couldn't think of anything else to say either! Why don't you object?

Prosecutor: Chicolini...When were you born?

Chicolini: I don't remember...I was just a little baby.

Prosecutor: Isn't it true you tried to sell Freedonia's secret war code and plans?

Chicolini: Sure! I sold a code and to paira plans! Heh, heh...(To Groucho) At's some joke, eh boss?

Firefly: Now I'll betcha twenty to one we find you guilty!

Prosecutor: Chicolini...Have you anyone here to defend you?

Chicolini: It'sa no use. I even offered to pay as high as eighteen dollars, but I no coulda getta somebody to defend me.

Firefly: (Pontificating) My friends...This case moves me deeply. Look at Chicolini...He sits there alone...An abject figure.

Chicolini: I abject!

Firefly: (Pontificating again) I say, look at Chicolini...He sits there alone...a pitiable object! Let's see you get outta that one...Surrounded by a sea of unfriendly faces...Chicolini! Give me a number from one to ten!

Chicolini: Eleven!

Firefly: Right!

Chicolini: Now I ask you one...What is it has a trunk but no key, weighs two thousand pounds, and lives in a circus?

Prosecutor: That's irrelevant!

Chicolini: A relaphant? Hey! That's the answer...There's a whole lotta relephants in the circus.

Judge: That sort of testimony we can eliminate!

Chicolini: At'sa fine, I'll take some.

Judge: You'll take what?

Chicolini: A lemonade...A nice, cold glassa lemonade. (Aside to Firefly) Hey boss, I'm goin' good!

Firefly: Gentlemen...Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you...He really is an idiot. I implore you! Send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary...I suggest that we give him ten years in Levenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth!

Chicolini: I'll tell you what I do...I'll take five and ten in Woolworth!

Firefly: I wanted to get a writ of Habeas Corpus, but I should've gotten a-rid of you instead.




http://www.marx-brothers.org/whyaduck/images/movies/scenes/trial.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

Dr Bronners peppermint soap makes your balls tingle. It's nice.

[torker]

CUT TO
225 EXT. TONY'S MANSION GROUNDS - LATER THAT NIGHT
The Bengal tiger paces his spot, restless.
A monsoon-like wind blows through the trees on the estate.
The monkeys listen quietly.
The f lamingoes flutter.
. . . Then there's a burst of loud music from the stereo
speakers on the balcony -- a Billy Joel song, something
smooth and easy about the high times and how fast they
go...
. . . and we see Tony, in long shot, throw open the terrace
doors and stagger out onto the balcony, overlooking his
estate.
...On a closer angle, we track him to the edge of the
balustrade. He's done so much coke now he's practically
catatonic; staggering and muttering to himself.
TONY
(insensate)
. . . Jesus fuckin' Christ whatsa matter
with me, get a hold of y'self now
these cocksuckers gonna run over you
let 'em try I bury the cocksuckers....
225
His point of view -- panning his estate. The dark emptiness
echoes back at him. The wind rustling the treetops. Tony
shaking his head at himself, He starts to cry!
CONTINUED
#02154
225 CONTINUED
163
Rev. l/18/83
TONY
...Ooooh fuck Manny, how the fuck
did I do that? How the fuck!..oh
Manny, Manny.. .you were there for
me, you were the one, Manny, you
understood, always understood...
well what the hell happened, hunh?
What the hell happened to us?...
22
In far b-g. now, behind Tony,
in his office we see:
on the video monitors
The main gate and guard shack -- a Marielito crosses into
view, checks the gate, turns. Suddenly two figures spring
(X
out at him.
struggles.
One of them garrotting the Marielito. He
Another monitor now reveals two more figures moving into
the interior of the guard shack.
Marielito
They knife the other
A third monitor. carries another image of shadows moving
through the trees on the estate.
On the balcony,
incoherent.
Tony is oblivious to it all, spent, almost
TONY
...I said to you, Manny, I said I
never go crazy and you said, I would
you sonofabitch and you was right...
those were the good days hunh, we
was crazy back in those days, we'd
do anything, you and me, we was on
the way up, nobody nothing coulda
stopped us cause we were the best hunh
-- the fucking best....
As Tony turns and starts back through the terrace doors
into his study, the camera glides around to a view of a
hook flying up and catching the balustrade. A shadow
starts climbing up as:
TONY
...we still are Manny, we still are
-- see, I'm gonna wipe out all them
fuckers out there, I'm gonna run the
market, I'm gonna be King Cocaine
you hear me, you buy you buy from me
-- Tony Montana. Covers of all the
magazines. Fan mail. Television
stars, movie stars,
-- he's a star....
shooting stars
.-
#02154 1 6 4
(Xl Rev. X/21/82
226 INT. TONY'S MANSION - OFFICE 226
As he crosses into his office, the camera moves to reveal
Gina standing there half-dressed in the doorway, her eyes
blazing with hatred.
Tony sees her.
She steps forward,
brother.
offering her body almost naked to her
GINA
Is this what you want Tony?...
Tony shocked.
GINA
You can't stand another man touching
me. So you want me Tony, is that it?
Well here I am 0-T
She fires the Baretta we now see in her hand.
The bullet grazes Tony in the leg, snapping him from his
catatonia as he goes reeling across the floor behind his
desk. She fires again. Again.
GINA
I’m all yours Tony, I’m all yours
now.
Bullets ripping into the desk. She advances, offering
her sex, methodically shooting out the clip at rhythmic
intervals.
GINA
Come and get me Tony. Before it's
too late.
He spins across the run away from the desk, trying to put
distance between them. She sees him scurrying,. turns, an
expression like a demented angel.
.
GINA
Come on Tony, fuck me! Fuck me!
Fuck me!
Advancing on him, firing. The furniture tearing up, the chair
spilling, television sets and computer toys shattering, Tony
squirming away, hit again in the thigh, shocked, scrambling
over to the terrace windows. Her next shot shatters the
window and as Tony ducks again to the side, we see outside
onto the terrace behind him:
CONTINUED
#02154 1 6 5
R e v . l/18/83
2 2 6 CONTINUED 2 2
A young Columbian punk no more than twenty -- one of the
hitters -- is crouched there, reacting to the broken window.
He doesn't hesitate, turning his machine gun on Gina.
Gina is torn to pieces by the firepower -- blown across the
room, spine severed and dead before she hits the floor.
Tony sees it, yells something, in the same instant
swivels to knock the barrel of the machine gun aside.
The punk is taken by surprise, not having seen Tony, and
Tony now runs him backwards across the balcony and hurls
him over the balustrade.
The punk lands in one of the shallow pools on the grounds
at the base of the balcony.
Tony, from above, grabs up the punk's machine gun and
empties the whole clip into the figure thrashing in the
pool below.
Ernie runs into view on the far side of the pool, spots
Tony, yells up ---
ERNIE
Tony, they're everywhere! Get outta
here!
Ernie suddenly wheels, hit in the face, by a burst of
silencer bullets.
We catch a brief glimpse of Sosa's black aide, the Skull,
moving quickly along the wall of the house -- directly
underneath the balcony on which Tony stands.
Tony, tossing the empty machine gun aside, wildly runs back
into his office to get more guns, crosses to Gina corpse.
It takes him by surprise. He comes to a dead stop, kneels,
looking questioningly in her face.
TONY
(gently)
Hey Gina come on, you still angry at
me? I didn't mean to kill Manny, I
w a s . . . I w a s .
(X
(X
(X
Running his hands along her face, trying to rouse her,
gently lifting her eyelids. Blood's running out of her
mouth in rivers.
CONTINUED
#02154 166
226 c0NT1NmD - 2
Rev. 12/21/82
TONY
Come on Gina, get off the floor.
You're all dirty now, you need a
bath.. .Mami's gonna be angry baby
-- ooh is she gonna be mad at me!..
Come on open your eyes my baby,
open your eyes.. -give me a smile.
22f
tx:
There's been a steady pounding and calling now on the door
of the office. Tony finally hears it, looks up, then over
(X:
at the monitors.
One of them reveals Chi-Chi standing there outside the door
pounding it.
CHI-CHI
Boss ! Hey boss. Open up!
On the monitor we see Chi-Chi suddenly spin and open fire
down into the foyer. Return fire decimates him. A grenade
goes off, blows him up against the door.
Cheeee!
TONY
He now seems to come out of his catatonia, runs to his
sideboard, hauls out a rocket shoulder-fired rocket
launcher and straps an Uzi across his shoulder. He looks
up at the monitor.
On the monitors, the hitters are now darting across the
foyer and coming up the left and right hand stairs.
Three of them are already huddled outside the door, around
the corpse of Chi-Chi, motioning to-each other, laying a
grenade at the base of the door to blow it out.
Tony loading his rocket, ihtends to beat them to the punch,
talking to himself.
TONY
So you wanna play hunh, say hello
to my little friend here.
(XI
Karroooomph!
The rocket tears down the door and blows the Columbian
punks off the landing into the foyer. It sounds like
Armageddon, one of the hitters screaming, smoke billowing
wildly.
Tony, at the height of his mad glory, steps out at the apex
of the stairs, firing his machine gun and yelling.
CONTINUED
#02X4 166-A
226 c0NT1NuED- 3
TONY
Whores! Cowards! You
can kill me with lousy
He <ires now. Left. Right.
Rev. 12/21/82
think you
bullets hunh?
226
(X)
A hitter tumbles down the left-hand stair.
CONTINUED
f-
#02154
226 CONTINUED - 3
167
(X) Rev 11/26/82
Another hitter tumbles down the right-hand stair.
TONY
Who you think I am?
fuckin'
I kill all you
assholes.
fuckin' hell!
I take you all to
Left. Right
Another hitter drops, screaming, off the stairs into the
pool below.
A grenade goes off. Tony is hit again, but keeps on firing
away. Laughing like a madman.
TONY
You need an army you hear! An army
to kill me!
Behind him we see the remainder of the pound of cocaine go
up in a burst of wind, whipping around the office in auras
of white. It is a ghostly effect out of which now appears
the face of the Skull moving from the terrace towards
Tony's back with a sawed-off shotgun.
_
TONY
Ha ha ha ha ha! You whores, you
scum, I piss in your faces !!!! Ha
ha ha ha ha!!
The Skull, now inches from Tony's back, pulls the trigger
and blows Tony's spine out his belly.
Tony crashes forward over the bannister into the interior
swimming pool below.
He floats quietly face down in the lit blue waters.
As the titles begin their crawl up, the music theme is
expressive salsa with a dash of gaiety.
The camera moving off Tony to catch the reflection of the
lit sculpture on the surface of the still waters. It says:
"THE WORLD IS YOURS"
22
And so, for the brief moment, it was.
CONTINUED
#02154 168
Rev. 31/26/82
,/-P. c 226 CONTINUED - 4 22E
Our camera now distancing itself from the body in the pool,
panning past the dream villa, past the shambles and the
wealth, past the hitters pillaging and looting and drawing
that obscene word "Chivato" in blood on the outside walls,
past the stacks of cash blowing across the floor like
leaves in autumn, with the looters running after it across
the busted door with the tropic wind blowing down Coconut
Grove -- to the Miami skyline across Biscayne Bay
THE END

[Kevin]

ronfezv3.com

[Judge Smails]

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[KC2OSO]

Dr Bronners peppermint soap makes your balls tingle. It's nice.

Thank you!

[torker]

I just popped a really old pimple on my shoulder. I was pulling the stuff out like cotton from a pill bottle.

[Devo37]

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America


i actually downloaded the text of the Declaration the other day after watching the first few episodes of "America" on History. I'd never actually read the whole thing.


Devo37
(signed that large so the mods can read my name without their spectacles)

[Melk]

I'm enjoying the newly-uploaded GAP on YouTube.:devil2:

[torker]

What stuff?
http://kenneturner.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/george-carlin-stuff-web.jpg
Oh, that stuff.
http://scifiwire.com/assets_c/2009/10/HorrorPostersTheStuff-thumb-330x486-25823.jpg
But, have you got the right stuff?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cv-0TBEhWVE/SSOyZ0lWR7I/AAAAAAAAGG0/WhBXf_-WWlk/s400/C4.jpg
I think so.
http://www.shanatinglipton.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/puff.jpg
ghee ghee ghee

[PapaBear]

But, have you got the right stuff?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Cv-0TBEhWVE/SSOyZ0lWR7I/AAAAAAAAGG0/WhBXf_-WWlk/s400/C4.jpg


Yeah, maybe I do have the right... what's that stuff?

http://www.actionfig.com/simpsons/homer_rod.jpg

[torker]

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What? Yaeh!

[torker]

http://www.travelnotes.de/california/silicon/poreo1.jpg

[Melk]

http://www.travelnotes.de/california/silicon/poreo1.jpg
Double Stuf... single "f."

Oh goodie! A Stuffed Animal Dog Show!
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[PapaBear]

Google Image search for "stuff it"...

http://www.fishingcancunmexico.com/images/boat-StuffIt.jpg

http://www.usatoolwarehouse.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/mar-1183.gif





And for some reason...
http://i9.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/f4/8d/b9_12_sb.JPG

[thepaulo]

I'm enjoying the newly-uploaded GAP on YouTube.:devil2:

huh...wha?

[realmenhatelife]

I just read that the little girl from Kick Ass is starring in the English language remake of Let The Right One In. Why is Scandanavia all of a sudden the hot place to remake foreign movies from? I guess we all got tired of horror movies starring black and white kids with greasy hair and scoliosis.

[thepaulo]

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.

[realmenhatelife]

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey meat
Hairy pickled piggy feet
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Scab sandwich, puss on top
Vulture vomit, camel snot
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
Petrified porpoise puss
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
And me without a spoon.

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
Dessicated dinosaur dung
Percollated pelican poop
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
And me without a spoon.

I know its only a first draft but this Gap 2 screenplay is looking great so far.

[thepaulo]

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[thepaulo]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38036833/?Gt1-43001

some twits from celebrity morons....my favorite is jose canesco
“Remember the movie 300 that's tbhe way it should be get rid of the sh-- at birth would be a better world today.”

[hanso]

What is the movie ??
I thought this movie was Valley Girl but she is not listed.(Pia Zadora)

It was the same kind of girl film as Vally Girl (romantic comedy movie)

Pia Zadora on bed in background with other girls then a pillow fight.
Movie I think was in the 80's

All the films I see listed don't ring a bell.

[sailor]

"Just what the hell did you mean, you bastard, when you said we couldn't punish you?" said the corporal who could take shorthand reading from his steno pad.
"All right," said the colonel. "Just what the hell did you mean?"

"I didn't say you couldn't punish me, sir."

"When," asked the colonel.

"When what, sir?"

"Now you're asking me questions again."

"I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid I don't understand your question."

"When didn't you say we couldn't punish you? Don't you understand my question?"

"No, sir, I don't understand."

"You've just told us that. Now suppose you answer my question."

"But how can I answer it?"

"That's another question you're asking me."

"I'm sorry, sir. But I don't know how to answer it. I never said you couldn't punish me."

"Now you're telling us what you did say. I'm asking you to tell us when you didn't say it."

Clevinger took a deep breath. "I always didn't say you couldn't punish me, sir."

"That's much better, Mr. Clevinger, even though it's a bare-faced lie. Didn't you whisper that we couldn't punish you to that other dirty son of a bitch we don't like? What's his name?"

"Yossarian, sir," Lieutenant Scheisskopf said.

"Yes, Yossarian. That's right. Yossarian. Yossarian? Is that his name? Yossarian? What the hell kind of name is Yossarian?"

Lieutenant Scheisskopf had the facts at his fingertips. "It's Yossarian's name, sir," he explained.

"Yes I suppose it is. Didn't you whisper to Yossarian that we couldn't punish you?"

"Oh, no, sir. I whispered to him that you couldn't find me guilty-"

"I may be stupid," interrupted the colonel, "but the distinction escapes me. I guess I'm pretty stupid, because the distinction escapes me."

"W-"

"You're a windy son of bitch, aren't you? Nobody asked you for clarification and you're giving me clarification. I was making a statement, not asking for clarification. You're a windy son of a bitch, aren't you?"

"No, sir."

"No, sir? Are you calling me a goddam liar?"

"Oh, no, sir."

"Then you're a windy son of a bitch aren't you?"

"No, sir."

"Are you trying to pick a fight with me?"

"No, sir."

"Are you a windy son of a bitch?"

"No, sir."

"Goddamit, you are trying to pick a fight with me. For two stinking cents I'd jump over this big fat table and rip your stinking, cowardly body apart limb from limb."

"Do it! Do it!" cried Major Metcalf.

"Metcalf, you stinking son of a bitch. Didn't I tell you to keep you stinking, cowardly, stupid mouth shut?"

"Yes, sir. I'm sorry sir."

"Then suppose you do it."

"I was only trying to learn, sir. The only way a person can learn is by trying."

"Who says so?"

"Everybody says so, sir. Even Lieutenant Scheisskopf says so."

"Do you say so?"

"Yes, sir," said Lieutenant Scheisskopf. "But everybody says so."

"Well, Metcalf, suppose you try keeping that stupid mouth of yours shut,and maybe that's the way you learn how. Now where were we? Read me back the last line."

"'Read me back the last line,'" read back the corporal who could take shorthand.

"Not my last line, stupid!" the colonel shouted. "Somebody else's."

"'Read me back the last line,'" read back the corporal.

"That's my last line again!" shrieked the colonel, turning purple with anger.

"Oh, no, sir," corrected the corporal. "That's my last line. I read it to you just a moment ago. Don't you remember, sir? It was only a moment ago."

"Oh, my God! Read me back his last line, stupid. Say, what the hell's your name, anyway?"

"Popinjay, sir."

"Well, you're next, Popinjay. As soon as this trial ends, your trial begins. Get it?"

"Yes, sir. What will he be charged with?"

"What the hell difference does that make? Did you hear what he asked me? You're going to learn, Popinjay - the minute we finish with Clevinger you're going to learn. Cadet Clevinger, what did - You are Cadet Clevinger, aren't you, and not Popinjay?"

"Yes, sir."

"Good. What did-"

"I'm Popinjay, sir."

"Popinjay. Is your father a millionaire, or a member of the Senate?"

"No, sir."

"Then you're up shit creek, Popinjay, without a paddle.He's not a general or a high-ranking member of the Administration, is he?"

"No, sir."

"That's good. What does your father do?"

"He's dead, sir."

"That's very good. You really are up the creek, Popinjay. Is Popinjay really your name? Just what the hell kind of name is Popinjay, anyway? I don't like it."

"It's Popinjay''s name, sir," Lieutenant Scheisskopf explained.

[thepaulo]

"Just what the hell did you mean, you bastard, when you said we couldn't punish you?" said the corporal who could take shorthand reading from his steno pad.
"All right," said the colonel. "Just what the hell did you mean?"

"I didn't say you couldn't punish me, sir."

"When," asked the colonel.

"When what, sir?"

"Now you're asking me questions again."

"I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid I don't understand your question."

"When didn't you say we couldn't punish you? Don't you understand my question?"

"No, sir, I don't understand."

"You've just told us that. Now suppose you answer my question."

"But how can I answer it?"

"That's another question you're asking me."

"I'm sorry, sir. But I don't know how to answer it. I never said you couldn't punish me."

"Now you're telling us what you did say. I'm asking you to tell us when you didn't say it."

Clevinger took a deep breath. "I always didn't say you couldn't punish me, sir."

"That's much better, Mr. Clevinger, even though it's a bare-faced lie. Didn't you whisper that we couldn't punish you to that other dirty son of a bitch we don't like? What's his name?"

"Yossarian, sir," Lieutenant Scheisskopf said.

"Yes, Yossarian. That's right. Yossarian. Yossarian? Is that his name? Yossarian? What the hell kind of name is Yossarian?"

Lieutenant Scheisskopf had the facts at his fingertips. "It's Yossarian's name, sir," he explained.

"Yes I suppose it is. Didn't you whisper to Yossarian that we couldn't punish you?"

"Oh, no, sir. I whispered to him that you couldn't find me guilty-"

"I may be stupid," interrupted the colonel, "but the distinction escapes me. I guess I'm pretty stupid, because the distinction escapes me."

"W-"

"You're a windy son of bitch, aren't you? Nobody asked you for clarification and you're giving me clarification. I was making a statement, not asking for clarification. You're a windy son of a bitch, aren't you?"

"No, sir."

"No, sir? Are you calling me a goddam liar?"

"Oh, no, sir."

"Then you're a windy son of a bitch aren't you?"

"No, sir."

"Are you trying to pick a fight with me?"

"No, sir."

"Are you a windy son of a bitch?"

"No, sir."

"Goddamit, you are trying to pick a fight with me. For two stinking cents I'd jump over this big fat table and rip your stinking, cowardly body apart limb from limb."

"Do it! Do it!" cried Major Metcalf.

"Metcalf, you stinking son of a bitch. Didn't I tell you to keep you stinking, cowardly, stupid mouth shut?"

"Yes, sir. I'm sorry sir."

"Then suppose you do it."

"I was only trying to learn, sir. The only way a person can learn is by trying."

"Who says so?"

"Everybody says so, sir. Even Lieutenant Scheisskopf says so."

"Do you say so?"

"Yes, sir," said Lieutenant Scheisskopf. "But everybody says so."

"Well, Metcalf, suppose you try keeping that stupid mouth of yours shut,and maybe that's the way you learn how. Now where were we? Read me back the last line."

"'Read me back the last line,'" read back the corporal who could take shorthand.

"Not my last line, stupid!" the colonel shouted. "Somebody else's."

"'Read me back the last line,'" read back the corporal.

"That's my last line again!" shrieked the colonel, turning purple with anger.

"Oh, no, sir," corrected the corporal. "That's my last line. I read it to you just a moment ago. Don't you remember, sir? It was only a moment ago."

"Oh, my God! Read me back his last line, stupid. Say, what the hell's your name, anyway?"

"Popinjay, sir."

"Well, you're next, Popinjay. As soon as this trial ends, your trial begins. Get it?"

"Yes, sir. What will he be charged with?"

"What the hell difference does that make? Did you hear what he asked me? You're going to learn, Popinjay - the minute we finish with Clevinger you're going to learn. Cadet Clevinger, what did - You are Cadet Clevinger, aren't you, and not Popinjay?"

"Yes, sir."

"Good. What did-"

"I'm Popinjay, sir."

"Popinjay. Is your father a millionaire, or a member of the Senate?"

"No, sir."

"Then you're up shit creek, Popinjay, without a paddle.He's not a general or a high-ranking member of the Administration, is he?"

"No, sir."

"That's good. What does your father do?"

"He's dead, sir."

"That's very good. You really are up the creek, Popinjay. Is Popinjay really your name? Just what the hell kind of name is Popinjay, anyway? I don't like it."

"It's Popinjay''s name, sir," Lieutenant Scheisskopf explained.

Heck of a book...movie not so much.

[thepaulo]

What is the movie ??
I thought this movie was Valley Girl but she is not listed.(Pia Zadora)

It was the same kind of girl film as Vally Girl (romantic comedy movie)

Pia Zadora on bed in background with other girls then a pillow fight.
Movie I think was in the 80's

All the films I see listed don't ring a bell.


This is my best guess

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083914/

[sailor]

Heck of a book...movie not so much.

hated the movie. one of the worst.