Your weapon of choice

[The Belcher]

If you had to kill someone in self defense and were stuck in a dentist office waiting room, would you choose a rolled up magazine as a club or one of those halitosis pamphlets to inflict a fatal paper cut?



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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[Gaia]

How about my fists's of death? Ok No? That wasnt one of the choices..The magazine, more weight behind it. If you do it right you could collapse a windpipe in a sec, so I guess thats not half bad. I hate the dentist.

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[Green Lantern]

A lightsaber

[furie]

the spit-sucker. I'd dehydrate the mother f'er. Granted it would take a while.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'd be in the corner with the nitrous oxide so I probably wouldn't even care.

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[IkeaBoy]

self defense? totally different than cold blood. i'd find the hardest bluntest instrument i could hit him with or find a sharp object (e.g. syringe) and stab him in the throat

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[Bron Yur Stomp]

I would use that water spray thing and get him in the mouth with it. And let all the backlogged,backwash that rests in the hose of those suction and squirt hoses that are laden with bacteria do it its job. I saw that 20/20 expo on the water in those hoses, be afraid very afraid

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[impactplayer2k1]

I'd kill him with toothpaste and dental floss.

tooth: T-O-O-F

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[Fallon]

More cowbell!

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[TheGameHHH]

I'd use that drill that the dentist uses to drill my teeth with.

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[Sheeplovr]

wait u have to defend ur self in a dentist office waiting room?

what about the box of toys for the little kids

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[Captain Rooster]

I'd break a leg of the waiting room chair and stab the F'r!

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[The Belcher]

More cowbell!


Is that like a fat camel-toe? Yecch.


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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[JerryTaker]

I'd call forth a bolt of lightning!

-but I'd have to roll at least a 7 or it won't work...

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[Zipgun]

Is it safe?

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[The Belcher]

None of you understand that you're in a waiting room and that all the equipment is probably in the hands of the enemy. You can't make lightning bolts indoors cause you could put someone's eye out. Sounds like someone brought their OWN nitrous. WHat time are you comin' over?


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AYA! My neck hurts :( Help me?

[RF Godfather]

some moltov cocktails and the seat cushions.

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[THERAVEN]

Self-defense or not, every time this happens, I have to find a new dentist.:)

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[THERAVEN]

But on the plus side, they never make me wait anymore.

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