F+ck it, Let's Play, Ask Drunken Rooster ...

[Captain Rooster]

Bring it suck-ahs.

[Death Metal Moe]

OK I'll start.

Where have you been? This place has gone to SHIT without you bra!

[Captain Rooster]

Let's do this, mr. clean cut.

[OGC]

why don't you two get a room ?

[Captain Rooster]

wait ... so drunk I missed your question ... I been round the world ... have some scars ... buthe r+f crew is my crrew. I would hug you but hugging anybody named death metal sounds awkward ... so ... pound, my nizz.

[Captain Rooster]

why don't you two get a room ?

Hey, lookame ... i'm the funny 3-letter guy.

[Snoogans]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Death Metal Moe]

wait ... so drunk I missed your question ... I been round the world ... have some scars ... buthe r+f crew is my crrew. I would hug you but hugging anybody named death metal sounds awkward ... so ... pound, my nizz.

It's cool man, I'll just wait until you have a few more in you and hug you when you're not looking, lol.

Glad to see ya post, place is a cesspool of haters, newbs and general trolls most of the time. Come on back and REGULATE.

[SatCam]

Why is the Earth being a Bitch?

[OGC]

why don't you two get a room ?

Hey, lookame ... i'm the funny 3-letter guy.

That's hardly an answer to my question.

[Captain Rooster]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

chuck it? fuck it? no wonder they are stuck sucking wood.

[Captain Rooster]

That's hardly an answer to my question.

Exactly. Learn to play the game.

[Captain Rooster]

Why is the Earth being a Bitch?

Cause we've thought we were her "daddy" for too long ... we been more like her alienated rapist friend guy ... and that has added up.

[Captain Rooster]

It's cool man, I'll just wait until you have a few more in you and hug you when you're not looking, lol.

Glad to see ya post, place is a cesspool of haters, newbs and general trolls most of the time. Come on back and REGULATE.

Huggies back at ya ... but I heard this place is like troll-fest 2010 ... like Lenny from Of Mice and Men has become the voice of reason. Maybe I need to help him remember the rabbits

[FUNKMAN]

why do women like to hang out with mushrooms?

[Captain Rooster]

this a mario bros thing? o r a g spot thing?

[FUNKMAN]

this a mario bros thing? o r a g spot thing?

no, it's because mushrooms are real funghis

[Captain Rooster]

no, it's because mushrooms are real funghis

unlike the guys round here ...

[FUNKMAN]

did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?

[Captain Rooster]

did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid?

youre not funny ... answer your question? hack

[furie]

why are sheep afraid?

[Captain Rooster]

why are sheep afraid?

their only defense is an afro ... ugh

[Fallon]

What's a twitter?

[joeybags]

sitting with rosster right now drinking beers


this thread is complete garbage

think i may blow him now

[IamFogHat]

think i may blow him now

Modquote for christ's sake.

[joeybags]

can't two men play rockband and jack each other off in peace?

[Kevin]

chuck it? fuck it? no wonder they are stuck sucking wood.

wow, i think this comment actually got me drunk.