Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

[Quinn]

Today we celebrate the rise of Zombie Jesus, the Messiah. And regardless of your current religious faith or heritage, Zombie Jesus will protect you when you are the most vulnerable.

http://www.jewsforzombiejesus.info/

[PapaBear]

I'm happy to hear we have until 2075. The whole 2012 thing was starting to get me to not give a damn about anything.

[Death Metal Moe]

For me, it was always about Raptor Jesus

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/raptorjesus.jpg

[opie's twisted balls]

The power of christ compels me to make this thread more funny

http://i39.tinypic.com/301zqxs.jpg

[hanso]

Have a karl rove hamloaf. Ok i took that from colbert.

[Contra]

I wonder if we'll ever unearth some original ZOMBIE JESUS WORLD TOUR t-shirts

[Furtherman]

He is risen, or to be historically accurate, he was more likely Rosen.

[KnoxHarrington]

Welcome to the day where all the Apostles looked at each other, and said "Holy shit, we better come up with something fast!"

[Devo37]

died Friday afternoon.
dead on Saturday.
alive again on Sunday.

how does that add up to "on the third day he rose again"?????


p.s. happy re-birthday, zombie Jesus!

[RoseBlood]

He is risen, or to be historically accurate, he was more likely Rosen.

Jesus really was a jew!

[Quinn]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-WfMTIDebAQ/S5sKYEzQLNI/AAAAAAAAAC0/9bWIoSBqCeA/S300/zombiejesus7.gif

I think we know the answer to the WWZJ do question. He'd eat the brains of the unbelievers of course.

[Judge Smails]

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2009/11/3/11/jesus-venn-diagram-30341-1257265532-37.jpg

[StanUpshaw]

died Friday afternoon.
dead on Saturday.
alive again on Sunday.

how does that add up to "on the third day he rose again"?????




I think a new Jew day starts at sunset. That must figure in somehow.

Friday afternoon he died
After sunset on Friday is day 1
After sunset on Saturday is day 2
After sunset on Sunday is day 3?

[Furtherman]

http://www.wallcoo.net/holiday/easter_fun/images/%5Bwallcoo.com%5D_Easter_fun_02748990330015218844w bpjci_fs.jpg

These are eggs that I dyed, dyed
These are eggs that I dyed, dyed
These are eggs that I dyed, dyed
These are eggs that I dyed, dyed
They were all my eggs, and they're dyed!

[hanso]

This has something to do with baseball's opening day. I just can't place it.

[CaptainBlowhole]

This thread made me larf! :smile:

[hanso]

I was flipping tv channels and thought I saw a show called 'the lies of jesus christ'. (the lives of jesus christ).

[furie]

Wwzje?

[AKA]

Did Zombie Jesus see his shadow today?

How many more weeks of Zombie Attacks are we in for?

[furie]

died Friday afternoon.
dead on Saturday.
alive again on Sunday.

how does that add up to "on the third day he rose again"?????


p.s. happy re-birthday, zombie Jesus!



If I remember from my catholic school days....I think the third day refers to the Hebrew calender and how the first day of the week is actually Friday (Sabath starts at Sundown). So Friday day 1, Saturday day 2, Sunday day 3....on the third day (of the Jewish/Hewbrew week) he rose. I may very well be wrong but I think that's it

[Judge Smails]

Wwzje?

http://www.titantalk.com/forums/attachments/off-topic-discussion/20934d1140039777-giant-rabbit-easter-cancelled.jpg

[STC-Dub]

Merry Zombie Jesus Day!

[keithy_19]

http://www.titantalk.com/forums/attachments/off-topic-discussion/20934d1140039777-giant-rabbit-easter-cancelled.jpg

:sad:

[hanso]

http://www.10pix.ru/img1/1275/1132628.jpg








Let those with a sweet tooth eat the body of christ.

[Judge Smails]

http://www.e-imagesite.com/Files2/easterbunny3417067.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

Jesus really was a jew!

True!

one time he asked his father for five fish. his father said " four fish, what do you need three fish for?"

[A.J.]

He is risen, or to be historically accurate, he was more likely Rosen.

Jesus really was a jew!

If only this Jewish Rosen could have risen.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7HTO3jP-_lk/SWej0GSr9oI/AAAAAAAAAsA/ZaEEiSQkcHI/s400/12269__poseidon_l.jpg