Cyctoscopy

[nate1000]

Today 3:30.

Can't wait. Anyone had this performed?

[Recyclerz]

Ooof. Very unpleasant made worse by the likelihood that your Dick will know what's coming and do its best to disappear, making very difficult to impress the hot nurse assisting. Maybe that was just me.

It's really uncomfortable but not very painful and your Dick rarely falls off. Or so I'm told.

Good luck buddy!

[angrymissy]

I had this done but I am a woman and they put me out for it. Expect glorious burning pees for days.

Also they had to wake me out of the surgery and yelled URINATE! URINATE! because they wanted film of where my pee was going.

[nate1000]

They offered to knock me out, but I got shit to do, so I'm gonna have to gut it out.

Supposed to go to the Gym later tonight- should I re-think working out, or do you think I'll be over it by then?

[angrymissy]

If you're not getting knocked out, I don't think you will have a problem. I think they knocked me out becuase I was like 16 when I had it done.

I had reflux into my kidneys.

[Furtherman]

Also they had to wake me out of the surgery and yelled URINATE! URINATE! because they wanted film of where my pee was going.

Into the toilet?

Perverts.

[nate1000]

Well that sucked.

Most painful part was when the nurse "injected" lydocaine gel into my urethra- burn!!!

When I say inject- think more like turkey baster, not needle. She kind of pushed the gel into the tip or my penis.

Got her back, though, cause as soon as she removed the "syringe" I promptly clenched all the muscled in my penis from the burning pain and ejaculated lydocaine gel all over her hands and wrists. Take that!

Then the probe- not exactly pain, but wow!!! really uncomfortable and unpleasant. Fekkin Doc: "See this? Here is your prostate. Notice the blah-blah-blah and the ho-dee-hum. And this is the sphincter outside of your bladder. Now I've got to get through there, so don't fight me. Just let me do what I need to do."

I feel violated.

Good news, though- nothing to report, just a little wrinkling of the bladder wall- guess I need to pee more often than I do. (personally, I think it has more to do with drinking a shitload of beers then going to bed. Prolly need to cut that down, too)

[Furtherman]

I've never realized the full sacrifices nurses make until this moment.

Glad everything came out alright.

[opie's twisted balls]

Ithey wanted film of where my pee was going.
youtube link?


I've never realized the full sacrifices nurses make until this moment.
Nurses are the shit! I love um!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

Every time I see this thread topped I think it says "Cryptopsy" so here's a vid.

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