Chronic Muffintop?

[StanUpshaw]

Everyone is familiar with the condition know as "muffintop"

http://www.muffinhuntin.com/img/dvd_muffintop.jpg



But what I've been noticing lately is that a lot of girls seem to have a permanent, unnatural fat roll along the belt line, even when naked. Have the low rider jeans permanently molded their tender young bodies?

[Chigworthy]

Everyone is familiar with the condition know as "muffintop"

http://www.muffinhuntin.com/img/dvd_muffintop.jpg



But what I've been noticing lately is that a lot of girls seem to have a permanent, unnatural fat roll along the belt line, even when naked. Have the low rider jeans permanently molded their tender young bodies?

You must see a lot more naked fat chicks than me.

[StanUpshaw]

That's the thing...they're not even fat. They're chicks like the one pictured, who would look normal if her stupid pants were not concentrating all of her fat into one place.

[razorboy]

I blame HFCS and trans fats.

[Doctor Z]

That's awful.

[StanUpshaw]

Here is a mild one, but I've seen much more pronounced cases:

http://thumbnails25.imagebam.com/7230/bda43872295343.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/bda43872295343)

[Doctor Z]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/christmas-trivia-36.jpg

http://www.deepfun.com/squishhead1.gif

http://www.diyhappy.com/wp-content/images/Massive%20Hunk%20of%20Silly%20Putty.jpg

[Melk]

I think Dr. Steve would be better at explaining this than I am, but your body fat tends to grow where it feels comfortable. So, if you are wearing tight jeans, the fat will tend to away from the waistline.

When I was doing judo 6 hours a week and working out 3-6 hours a week, I used to focus on putting growth stress on the areas of my body where fat grew the most. So, after a long workout I'd take a shower then put on some tight neophrene shorts and a slimming belt and take a nap or watch TV.

At my leanest. I was 6'4" and 156 pounds with 8% body fat. My visible fat deposits were in around and behind my knees.

Realistically, I think I could reach that goal again... it might be time for a weight-loss challenge.

[StanUpshaw]

So you're saying that instead of bras, girls should should be wearing tight, constrictive clothing everywhere but their tits.

[Melk]

So you're saying that instead of bras, girls should should be wearing tight, constrictive clothing everywhere but their tits.
I would if I were into giant breasts.

Personally, I recommend stomach crunches and that goofy wheel-with-handlebars thing that western trainers adopted from classic Okinawan training techniques.

[Ritalin]

Everyone is familiar with the condition know as "muffintop"

http://www.muffinhuntin.com/img/dvd_muffintop.jpg



But what I've been noticing lately is that a lot of girls seem to have a permanent, unnatural fat roll along the belt line, even when naked. Have the low rider jeans permanently molded their tender young bodies?

They grow em big in Britain.

[Judge Smails]

Rebecca De Mornay frowns on this thread.

[biggestmexi]

I think Dr. Steve would be better at explaining this than I am, but your body fat tends to grow where it feels comfortable. So, if you are wearing tight jeans, the fat will tend to away from the waistline.

When I was doing judo 6 hours a week and working out 3-6 hours a week, I used to focus on putting growth stress on the areas of my body where fat grew the most. So, after a long workout I'd take a shower then put on some tight neophrene shorts and a slimming belt and take a nap or watch TV.

At my leanest. I was 6'4" and 156 pounds with 8% body fat. My visible fat deposits were in around and behind my knees.

Realistically, I think I could reach that goal again... it might be time for a weight-loss challenge.

Spandy?

[Melk]

Spandy?
Haa haa. No.

Not that there is anything wrong with Spandy.

[Freakshow]

They grow em big in Britain.

they really don't.


I think I saw Chronic Muffintop do standup in Vegas.

[Death Metal Moe]

Everyone is familiar with the condition know as "muffintop"

http://www.muffinhuntin.com/img/dvd_muffintop.jpg



But what I've been noticing lately is that a lot of girls seem to have a permanent, unnatural fat roll along the belt line, even when naked. Have the low rider jeans permanently molded their tender young bodies?

Nothin' wrong with that body, just the presentation. Don't wear stuff that's too small.

[weekapaugjz]

Nothin' wrong with that body, just the presentation. Don't wear stuff that's too small.

my thoughts exactly.

[SatCam]

I dont know whats worse in that photo, the muffin top or that hideous pink belt

[razorboy]

I dont know whats worse in that photo, the muffin top or that hideous pink belt

You're leaving out the after dinner mint green undershirt

[Death Metal Moe]

Oh don't beat her up, girls love to wear ridiculous crap. And we don't really care about it, it all looks the same crumpled up in a ball on the floor.

MMMMMMMMMMM BOP!

[Chigworthy]

My visible fat deposits were in around and behind my knees.


Did you have Jolie knees?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/AngelBIG0909_468x399.jpg

[Melk]

Did you have Jolie knees?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_02/AngelBIG0909_468x399.jpg
Oh my god!!!! I had no idea how flawed and ugly Angelina Jolie's body is.
There's no way I'd sleep with her!!!:dry:

[JPMNICK]

Everyone is familiar with the condition know as "muffintop"



But what I've been noticing lately is that a lot of girls seem to have a permanent, unnatural fat roll along the belt line, even when naked. Have the low rider jeans permanently molded their tender young bodies?

have you recently been sleeping with girls who are in the 23-29 year old range rather then 18-22? i think that might have something to do with it

[Ritalin]

Nothin' wrong with that body, just the presentation. Don't wear stuff that's too small.

DMM: "Why hello young lady. Can I interest you in a healthy portion of corned beef?"