"All fucked up."

[Gerald]

Greatest interjection in human history, let alone radio history.

[StanUpshaw]

No, Ron, I was sober as a clam.

[Recyclerz]

"Well, I've got two radio shows"

Has this been successfully parried yet? Like Mariano's cut fastball you know it's coming & still can't do anything about it.

[dereckfishboy]

"All fucked up" still makes me at least chuckle every goddamned time. I heard "I've got two radio shows" too many times, it still amuses me but I just don't laugh as hard. "All fucked up" rules.

[Fallon]

I crack up everytime Ron says it.

It's so dumb, but makes the stories even funnier.

[Gerald]

I'm waiting for an opportunity to use it in a really inappropriate instance. Like if my nonagenarian grandmother told me she went to church.

The best thing about the interjection is that Ron says it in a way where it's not posed not as a question, but as a declarative statement that the activity had surely been done in an inebriated state of mind.

[The Nature Boy]

I really love the "hmm" that comes out from Ron during uncomfortable silences. Just says everything in the world saying nothing!

[hanso]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4821/fuckedupk.jpg

[FezsAssistant]

it was ok the first 7,000 times, but now it's getting a little old.

[FezsAssistant]

"Well, I've got two radio shows"

Has this been successfully parried yet? Like Mariano's cut fastball you know it's coming & still can't do anything about it.

it has, but he dumps out on those calls

[Serpico1103]

it has, but he dumps out on those calls

You are right. The same thing happens to the "keep up the good work Fez" calls. Ron controls the show to make himself look good.