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furie
02-09-2010, 06:35 PM
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Chigworthy
02-09-2010, 06:39 PM
Way to break the southern stereotype. Fuckin idiots.
Judge Smails
02-09-2010, 06:41 PM
To me it look like a leprechaun might be behind it.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/red2872/alabama_Leprechaun.gif
Chigworthy
02-09-2010, 06:42 PM
Could be a crackhead.
DolaMight
02-09-2010, 06:57 PM
perfect candidate for a tragic Consignment Shop fire.
TripleSkeet
02-09-2010, 07:04 PM
And they wonder why we make fun of the south.
PapaBear
02-09-2010, 07:07 PM
It's standing up against that slut, Swiffer.
weekapaugjz
02-09-2010, 07:07 PM
that broom sweeps pretty good...
Chigworthy
02-09-2010, 07:10 PM
One day, the broom's gonna rise again.
DolaMight
02-09-2010, 07:22 PM
I can't wait to see how they tease a broom rape story. cuz it's coming.
underdog
02-09-2010, 07:49 PM
And they wonder why we make fun of the south.

No, they'd don't. They don't have the internet.
FUNKMAN
02-09-2010, 08:09 PM
surprised the town isn't named Bristol...

bristles,,,,bristol,,,,get it?

they need to comb that place for old graveyards...
Willmore
02-09-2010, 08:12 PM
Fucking morons. The more bristles there are - the higher the friction due to numerous points of contact. Grab an egg, try to stand it on its end, it will fall. Now wet the egg with some water, put some salt on it, and ... magic ... it can stand.
weekapaugjz
02-09-2010, 08:15 PM
Fucking morons. The more bristles there are - the higher the friction due to numerous points of contact. Grab an egg, try to stand it on its end, it will fall. Now wet the egg with some water, put some salt on it, and ... magic ... it can stand.

yeah, magic salt is great.
PapaBear
02-09-2010, 08:21 PM
That chick is always bragging about her "broom broom" method of giving head.
Chigworthy
02-10-2010, 04:56 AM
ELVIS!!!! Get away from that colored broom!
Furtherman
02-10-2010, 07:02 AM
Holy Rube-ville batman!
Bob Impact
02-10-2010, 07:04 AM
Isn't EVERY day a slow news day in Alabama?
Aggie
02-10-2010, 07:21 AM
To me it look like a leprechaun might be behind it.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/red2872/alabama_Leprechaun.gif

greatest. news report. ever.
Chigworthy
02-10-2010, 07:26 AM
greatest. news report. ever.

There is no competition for that masterpiece. I imagine Al-Quaida uses it for a morale booster.
furie
02-10-2010, 08:51 AM
To me it look like a leprechaun might be behind it.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/red2872/alabama_Leprechaun.gif

http://www.wheredagoldat.com/
hammersavage
02-10-2010, 08:55 AM
http://www.wheredagoldat.com/

i might get that shirt.
Aggie
02-10-2010, 09:15 AM
i might get that shirt.

i always loved that shirt. i really should get it.

here's another one...this one has the remix which was my ringer for awhile.

http://www.wherethegoldat.com/
ozzie
02-10-2010, 09:24 AM
I can't get youtube vids at work, but I can only imagine.

This state never ceases to embarrass.
ozzie
02-10-2010, 09:29 AM
greatest. news report. ever.

I had hoped that y'all had forgotten about this by now.

I went over to Crichton and killed that fucking leprechaun myself. It's dead.

Nothing more to see here.

Move along folks...

Oh look... puppies....
midwestjeff
02-10-2010, 05:32 PM
Grab an egg, try to stand it on its end, it will fall. Now wet the egg with some water, put some salt on it, and ... magic ... it can stand.

If you really want your mind blown crack that fucker open, drop it in a frying pan for a few minutes, and then eat that sumbitch. Magic salt is optional.