According to Advertisers, The American Male is.

[booster11373]

A retarded man-boy afraid of his mommy-wife who will do anything for a beer

I know Ron has covered some of this in the past

[disneyspy]

202 advertisers tell me the american male is a spouse cheating,credit card major debt having,small penised,jason ellis listening rube that buys penny stocks

[CountryBob]

I have started noticing this now - and it is so true and also so incorrect in some parts.

[RoseBlood]

I have started noticing this now - and it is so true and also so incorrect in some parts.

You've just noticed this now?!?!?!

I blame Everybody Loves Raymond. :annoyed:

[realmenhatelife]

But these are never for anything that isn't totally awful, middle of the road white bread.

[Furtherman]

But these are never for anything that isn't totally awful, middle of the road white bread.

They're actually for women, who still do the majority of shopping. If you can make them laugh, you just might hook them to buy your product, and that's the main objective. What better way than to make men look foolish?

[deliciousV]

202 advertisers tell me the american male is a spouse cheating,credit card major debt having,small penised,jason ellis listening rube that buys penny stocks

I know, and this is so not me! (Except for the credit and the penis)

[underdog]

They're actually for women, who still do the majority of shopping. If you can make them laugh, you just might hook them to buy your product, and that's the main objective. What better way than to make men look foolish?

I agree with this man.

[Ritalin]

Yeah, even that Dockers ad used the same gimmick.

Why the hell do these advertisers feel the need to tell us what being a man is?

Gimme a break.

[Aggie]

the dodge charger one was kind of funny though. that pathetic look on all the men's faces ... the line about watching the woman's vampire shows with them cracked me up!

i agree that most of them are ridiculous but i thought that one was done pretty well.

[booster11373]

the dodge charger one was kind of funny though. that pathetic look on all the men's faces ... the line about watching the woman's vampire shows with them cracked me up!

i agree that most of them are ridiculous but i thought that one was done pretty well.

That one annoyed me the most

[Aggie]

That one annoyed me the most

haha then they did their job appealing to me. :tongue: i really just liked the vampire show line because i watch those shows but my husband refuses to watch them with me.

[realmenhatelife]

Is a guy who will buy a Dodge Charger to prove that he's still his own man the kind of guy that anyone would ever want to hang around with?

[opie's twisted balls]

202 advertisers tell me the american male is a spouse cheating,credit card major debt having,small penised,jason ellis listening rube that buys penny stocks
I get it! I have a small cock and no money yet beautiful women still want to date me.

I blame Everybody Loves Raymond
LOATH that show!

[CountryBob]

You've just noticed this now?!?!?!

I blame Everybody Loves Raymond. :annoyed:

Yeah - hard to believe but I never had even thought about it. Also, I have never watched Raymond - just the commercials drove me nuts!

[Don Stugots]

You've just noticed this now?!?!?!

I blame Everybody Loves Raymond. :annoyed:

same here. raymond was a large child that couldn't find his ass in the bathroom or his wife's ass in the bedroom.

[midwestjeff]

raymond was a large child that couldn't find his ass in the bathroom or his wife's ass in the bedroom.

Hit too close to home, huh?

I have a small cock and no money!

Is that a mod qoute? Yup.