How many Internet sources do you have?

[sr71blackbird]

I am think about this and realize that between my computers, work and my iPod and cell, that I have a number of internet sources. I have 3 computers in my apartment. One Blackberry Bold, one iPod and then I have my work computer. So I have 6 sources. How many do you have?

[sailor]

Zero.

[Marc with a c]

31

[Snoogans]

I have one source for internet. Its called Optimum online. Those devices dont make internet, they just use it

[opie's twisted balls]

Means to access the webs, lets see. Primary connection at home is a 100mbps connection from the cable co. A previous employer left a point to point wireless E10/5 connection in place that I would use but is too flaky. Have a 3G modem I use when travelling to places without terrestrial internet (they surprisingly still exist). I can tether with my blackberry or android if needed. At home there are a couple of unsecured wireless networks I can usually find. At work we have a direct connection to our local POP which has a OC-768 link to our MPLS backbone so fast doesn't even begin to describe what its like to surf there.

[sr71blackbird]

I think everone knows what I meant.

[paulisded]

3 laptops, 4 ipods, 2 squeezeboxes, 1 netflix box, droid, slingbox, and my kid has a game system or two.

[opie's twisted balls]

I think everone knows what I meant.
Rarely

If you wanted to know devices then say that.

A mac mini running XP which is used as my main desk top PC.....its small, completely quiet and more then enough horse power for surfing, etc; three netbooks scattered around the house and one in the truck; a Dell desktop in the workroom; a HTPC in the great room and another Dell desktop on its own subnet that I use to download. Portable devices include a blackberry from work and a personal android.

[Fallon]

Blackberry, desktop and a ton of computers at work.

[Snoogans]

ohhhh devices

I have a desktop and a laptop that use optimum online via my wireless router

Also, I have my playstation 3 using internet through said router

My cell phone, a verizon motorola krave or kraze whatever that connects to the internet despite being dropped in boiling water

[Snoogans]

Blackberry, desktop and a ton of computers at work.

you arent supposed to use those fool, those are for the kids that go to school, not the guy who isnt doin his job at night

[FUNKMAN]

home: desktop, laptop. my cell but never use it
work: desktop

[SatCam]

31

the baskin-robbins of computers over here

[Judge Smails]

At home I've got two desktops, two laptops, a Playstation 3, a Wii, a Blackberry plus a desktop at work.

But I do all of my porn surfing exclusively at the Apple Store.

http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/free_porn.jpg

[Space Edge]

1 Desktop Vista, 1 Desktop FreeNAS Server, 2 Macbook Pros, 1 iPhone 3G, 1 iPhone 2G. 1 XBOX 360

[Death Metal Moe]

I got a desktop, a laptop, a netbook and my Droid. That's 4 for me.

[LZMan1]

4 PCs, 3 laptops, 1 netbook, 1 macbook, 1 droid, 1 BB tour, 1 BB curve

forgot to mention the gaming systems: 1 PS3, 2 Wii, 4 PSPs, 3 NDS, 1 DSi, 1 XBOX 360

[sr71blackbird]

Its amazing the quantity of connection the average person has. We are way more connected then we ever were when people only had telephones.

[SatCam]

Its amazing the quantity of connection the average person has. We are way more connected then we ever were when people only had telephones.

Really?

[Marc with a c]

We are way more connected then we ever were when people only had telephones.

i agree.

[Snoogans]

i agree.

people with only telephones were still way more connected then people who never had telephones





NO SHIT? SR, why is it that everything you realize is common sense shit everyone has known for years. Werent you the same person that was blown away by kids on skateboards like 4 months ago?

[disneyspy]

you know what makes life convient?

the car

[SatCam]

you know what makes life convient?

the car

Would you say that travel is easier now that we have cars instead of horses?

[disneyspy]

Would you say that travel is easier now that we have cars instead of horses?

it amazes me how much easier it is to go see other people

[Snoogans]

it amazes me how much easier it is to go see other people

go see them? Havent you gotten one of these awesome telephones? you dont even need to leave to talk to people now. its amazing

[SatCam]

go see them? Havent you gotten one of these awesome telephones? you dont even need to leave to talk to people now. its amazing

Another invention that has always fascinated me is indoor plumbing. It's incredible that me and my neighbors don't have to go out into the cold to take a dump anymore.

[Snoogans]

Another invention that has always fascinated me is indoor plumbing. It's incredible that me and my neighbors don't have to go out into the cold to take a dump anymore.

yea hopefully soon they will invent something that can heat the house without shoveling in coal

[SatCam]

yea hopefully soon they will invent something that can heat the house without shoveling in coal

Oh you haven't heard of oil heat yet? My friend was telling me about something they're coming out with that will actually cool your house during the summer... like an anti-heat machine or something. I think it's bullshit but you never know

[Snoogans]

Oh you haven't heard of oil heat yet? My friend was telling me about something they're coming out with that will actually cool your house during the summer... like an anti-heat machine or something. I think it's bullshit but you never know

im a simple farmer. I cant afford alot of life's luxuries

[SatCam]

im a simple farmer. I cant afford alot of life's luxuries

Oh youre gonna love this one

http://industrialrevolutionresearch.com/images/cottongin.jpg

it's called a cotton gin like the drink but instead of getting you fucked up and separates the seeds from the good shit and ever since we got one we're producing way more cotton than we ever were when people only had slaves.

[Snoogans]

Oh youre gonna love this one

http://industrialrevolutionresearch.com/images/cottongin.jpg

it's called a cotton gin like the drink but instead of getting you fucked up and separates the seeds from the good shit and ever since we got one we're producing way more cotton than we ever were when people only had slaves.


Losing slaves hurt though. Pretty soon we will have to pay mexicans or something.......HAHAHAHAHAHA. Man I kill myself

[disneyspy]

Oh youre gonna love this one

http://industrialrevolutionresearch.com/images/cottongin.jpg

it's called a cotton gin like the drink but instead of getting you fucked up and separates the seeds from the good shit and ever since we got one we're producing way more cotton than we ever were when people only had slaves.

get the fuck out,no way

[sr71blackbird]

Holy crap! Its just a realization about how much technology has changed all of our lives and the vast potential we all have by having a seemingly limitless and instant access to information, yet the majority of us are content to be mindless and choose to be idiots. Haven't you seen the Yahoo! questions? Its the same as hearing about someone staving to death locked in a supermarket.

[SatCam]

Its the same as hearing about someone staving to death locked in a supermarket.

Not a week goes by without me hearing about one of these terrible supermarket starvings

[Snoogans]

Holy crap! Its just a realization about how much technology has changed all of our lives and the vast potential we all have by having a seemingly limitless and instant access to information, yet the majority of us are content to be mindless and choose to be idiots. Haven't you seen the Yahoo! questions? Its the same as hearing about someone staving to death locked in a supermarket.

yea thats the point. Most people realized technology changed there lives a lot since they were kids. Every generation has done the same shit. you arent finding fuckin Atlantis here, bro

[disneyspy]

i've never heard of anyone starving to death in a supermarket

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[SatCam]

i've never heard of anyone starving to death in a supermarket

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Haven't you seen the Yahoo! questions?

[disneyspy]

Haven't you seen the Yahoo! questions?

i'm a simple caveman and your internet magic scares me

[Snoogans]

Holy crap! Its just a realization about how much technology has changed all of our lives and the vast potential we all have by having a seemingly limitless and instant access to information, yet the majority of us are content to be mindless and choose to be idiots. Haven't you seen the Yahoo! questions? Its the same as hearing about someone staving to death locked in a supermarket.

btw id like to point out that you mostly seem to use this seemingly limitless information to watch creepy or deviate videos and jerk off to them. Its not exactly like you are using the internet to become a genius by jerking off to chicks stepping on food on youtube

[opie's twisted balls]

But I do all of my porn surfing exclusively at the Apple Store.

http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/free_porn.jpg
Didn't your mother ever tell you to stand up straight when you're looking at naked boobies


you dont even need to leave to talk to people now. its amazing
DS would still be lacking the friends to talk to

[SatCam]

btw id like to point out that you mostly seem to use this seemingly limitless information to watch creepy or deviate videos and jerk off to them. Its not exactly like you are using the internet to become a genius by jerking off to chicks stepping on food on youtube

hahahaha

[Snoogans]

Didn't your mother ever tell you to stand up straight when you're looking at naked boobies



DS would still be lacking the friends to talk to

i bet you he is like bill murray in caddyshack at his local course. just walkin around staring creepily at women, failing to do his job and just begging for friends.


So he's got that goin for him

[Hottub]

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2097/imag0041b.jpg

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4061/dec07001tg7.jpg

[Snoogans]

what a shitty TV

[opie's twisted balls]

i bet you he is like bill murray in caddyshack at his local course. just walkin around staring creepily at women, failing to do his job and just begging for friends.


So he's got that goin for him
I pictured more of a Spalding type....picking his nose and finding doodie in the pool

[Snoogans]

I pictured more of a Spalding type....picking his nose and finding doodie in the pool

but DS is a groundskeeper. I bet thats the worst course ever. he is so old, its probably completely flat. No water, all the holes are under 200 yards. What a shitty place

[disneyspy]

can we get back to what a gay name shawn is?

[Snoogans]

can we get back to what a gay name shawn is?

its not gay if you are a woman

[opie's twisted balls]

but DS is a groundskeeper
sort of like a gay groundskeeper willie?

[Snoogans]

sort of like a gay groundskeeper willie?

even a gay groundskeeper willie is way more badass then DS and his par 3 course

[disneyspy]

even a gay groundskeeper willie is way more badass then DS and his par 3 course

par 3 my ass! http://www.golfthecrown.com/

[Snoogans]

par 3 my ass! http://www.golfthecrown.com/

6600 yards from the black tees? What is this a fuckin mini golf game? Get outta here

[disneyspy]

6600 yards from the black tees? What is this a fuckin mimi golf game? Get outta here

i know youre not used to playing a course with water,cliffs(elevation) and real greens so i will let that go

[Snoogans]

i know youre not used to playing a course with water,cliffs(elevation) and real greens so i will let that go

have you ever played golf in NJ? East coast has what, very small tight fast greens. No cliffs or water, HA:
http://www.crystalgolfresort.com/images/webstore/cells/A447_C1422_A447_C1460.jpg

thats teh par 3 7th at Wild Turkey. plays between 170-190 over that quarry

and crystal springs is rated the 33rd hardest public golf course in the US. yea id say I could handle your little back yard set up

[disneyspy]

i seen those cow pastures you call golf courses on tv,dont need to play em

[Snoogans]

i seen those cow pastures you call golf courses on tv,dont need to play em

ok if you are arguing just to argue and be an asshole im done. Ive had enough of people tryin to pick fights with me for no reason. It is completely clear you have no idea what you are talking about. Funny I dont remember Fed Ex cup events rotating on courses in michigan since they are so nice