Who is the creepiest food TV personality?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Who do you think is the creepiest Food Network Personality?

I've got four:

1) Geof from Ace of Cakes (but he may be intentionally aloof/creepy)

2) Alex from Alex's Day Off... gives off a Kathy Bates in Misery vibe

3) Ellie Krieger... an empty, vacant smile.

4) Keegan from Food Network Challenge. There's something about his inability to emote while reading off cue cards + the green screen.

[lleeder]

I don't know who any of those people are.

[underdog]

I don't know who any of those people are.

I agree with lleeder.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't know who any of those people are.

Do you watch Food Network?

[Dude!]

no contest...

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200712/20071227ho_sandypink_500.jpg

[SinA]

http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/122975/2111849/2122084/050706_Fo_RachelRay_ex.jpg

[razorboy]

Guy Fieri and his whole "I'm 42, but I'm still hip in a 1992 kid toucher kind of way" persona creeps me out.

[sailor]

Jauble.

[Hottub]

FTW!

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[lleeder]

1.http://nonrhotic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/swedishchef460.jpg

2.Mafia Life Cake Boss

[Don Stugots]

Jauble.

have to agree with sailor here

[KnoxHarrington]

I stopped watching Food Network when it went away from cooking shows to one shitty reality show after another.

[sailor]

I stopped watching Food Network when it went away from cooking shows to one shitty reality show after another.

that really is so irritating.

[underdog]

I stopped watching Food Network when it went away from cooking shows to one shitty reality show after another.

Wasn't it technically always full of reality shows? It's just people cooking.

[opie's twisted balls]

tie between

the frugal gourmet
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2004/07/09/2001976208.jpg

or the galloping gourmet
http://www.livinglightnews.org/images/vgourmet.gif



both look like kid touchers

[Hottub]

I stopped watching Food Network when it went away from cooking shows to one shitty reality show after another.

Wasn't it technically always full of reality shows? It's just people cooking.

BAM!!

http://www.gawker.com/assets/resources/2008/02/emeril.jpeg

[Tall_James]

no contest...

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200712/20071227ho_sandypink_500.jpg

I totally agree. She is so out of place there and she has this whole aging porn star vibe to her. She doesn't even really cook for goodness sakes!

[Dude!]

I totally agree. She is so out of place there and she has this whole aging porn star vibe to her. She doesn't even really cook for goodness sakes!

yeah and to prove how awful
she is, she picked an equally awful
boyfriend, andrew cuomo

creep couple of the year
no, decade

http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20091203/Features/sandrew/1.jpg

[Marc with a c]

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Hells_Kitchen/Images/jeff_dewberry_hells_kitchen_season1.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

the chubby chef who hangs with Gwyneth Paltrow around Europe. the guys always sweating and breathing heavy, and he's got that red booze face...UGH!

[Dude!]

the chubby chef who hangs with Gwyneth Paltrow around Europe. the guys always sweating and breathing heavy, and he's got that red booze face...UGH!

mario bataglia...
yeah, but he can really cook

(and he is not chubby...
he is a morbidly obese
sweathog)

[NickyL0885]

mario bataglia...
yeah, but he can really cook

(and he is not chubby...
he is a morbidly obese
sweathog)

FAIL

[Dude!]

FAIL

ok, i just looked it up
it's mario batali

so i don't know i-talian
sue me

he is still grotesquely fat

[Dude!]

oh dear, i forgot about this guy
his awfulness rivals, nay, trumps
Sandra Lee's


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[grlNIN]

Giada looks like a Decepticon, every word she speaks is so overreacted that it's virtually nonhuman.

Geoff on Ace of Cakes is nothing compared to the other guy who is in every other episode (he usually works Catherine). He wears cut off jean shorts and has a porn mustache, he's a fucking creepster.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Giada looks like a Decepticon, every word she speaks is so overreacted that it's virtually nonhuman.

Geoff on Ace of Cakes is nothing compared to the other guy who is in every other episode (he usually works Catherine). He wears cut off jean shorts and has a porn mustache, he's a fucking creepster.

I know the one you're talking about. I just assumed he was gay, not a creep.

[furie]

The Burger King

[TroutSkin]

Rick Bayless,master of authentic Mexican cuisine and oh so creepy.http://leisureblogs.chicagotribune.com/thestew/images/2007/09/19/bayless_3.jpg

[grlNIN]

I know the one you're talking about. I just assumed he was gay, not a creep.

If that's true, he is one disappointing gay man.

[Tenbatsuzen]

If that's true, he is one disappointing gay man.

Mmmm. I could think of another one that's even more disappointing.

[Crossweird]

1.http://nonrhotic.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/swedishchef460.jpg



http://static.open.salon.com/files/cookie-monster3-7769871237963363.jpg

[Marc with a c]

Mmmm. I could think of another one that's even more disappointing.

just one?

[hammersavage]

next person to disparage a nice pair of jorts gets a week ban.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

http://thewondercast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/29833089_b6e06e9020.jpg

[opie's twisted balls]

Guy Fieri and his whole "I'm 42, but I'm still hip in a 1992 kid toucher kind of way" persona creeps me out.
I just watched a full episode of diners, drive-ins and dives which would be a cool concept but guy is a douche! Shut the fuck up and let the people you're showcasing talk for christ sakes.

[TeeBone]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VKLMEv9LJ0U/SpnX16H739I/AAAAAAAAAcs/gBDTa3sx4Lc/s400/giada-de-laurentis-0604p28-m.jpg

This woman has a gigantic head and looks Bobble-Headish.
She creeps me out.

[topless_mike]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VKLMEv9LJ0U/SpnX16H739I/AAAAAAAAAcs/gBDTa3sx4Lc/s400/giada-de-laurentis-0604p28-m.jpg

This woman has a gigantic head and looks Bobble-Headish.
She creeps me out.

she has great cleavage. but unfortunatly, i see those great cans becoming quite saggy.

[sailor]

she has great cleavage. but unfortunatly, i see those great cans becoming quite saggy.

heaven forbid a woman grow old, right?

[topless_mike]

heaven forbid a woman grow old, right?

nothing is sexier than a chick that needs a wheelbarrell at all times, eh?

[opie's twisted balls]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VKLMEv9LJ0U/SpnX16H739I/AAAAAAAAAcs/gBDTa3sx4Lc/s400/giada-de-laurentis-0604p28-m.jpg

This woman has a gigantic head and looks Bobble-Headish.
She creeps me out.
I know this is going to make me sound like a misogynistic ass but she seems kind of subservient to her husband/bf which is an attractive quality. In the few episodes I've watched she was always somehow doting over him or making his favorite meal. I could go for a chick who has nice tits and likes to make me happy.


she has great cleavage. but unfortunatly, i see those great cans becoming quite saggy.
heaven forbid a woman grow old, right?
When they sag just get a new model.