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opie's twisted balls
02-02-2010, 01:16 PM
I don't know what the hell is wrong with people but they're screwed up. I cleaned out the electronic/computer tickle trunk this past weekend and posted a few items on craigs. Worked from home today so good timing to get rid of stuff. Two of the three people who came by this afternoon wanted to use my bathroom. What the fuck????
I've had the same thing happen when having the much loathed garage sale.
Screw off and go to a gas station like every other savage.
Suspect Chin
02-02-2010, 01:32 PM
They want to see if you have any good drugs in your medicine cabinet. There was a woman arrested here a few months ago for knocking on old people's doors and using the "It's an emergency, can I use your bathroom?" line and then stealing all their drugs.
It seems like every internet/cable installer tries the same thing.
SHANEFROMGA
02-02-2010, 02:01 PM
maybe they were staking out your joint. you know see who, if anyone, was home at anytime during the day. not really expecting you to let them in, but getting a feel for when your home. :devil2:
Snoogans
02-02-2010, 02:36 PM
They want to see if you have any good drugs in your medicine cabinet. There was a woman arrested here a few months ago for knocking on old people's doors and using the "It's an emergency, can I use your bathroom?" line and then stealing all their drugs.
It seems like every internet/cable installer tries the same thing.
damn thats a good idea
sailor
02-02-2010, 02:44 PM
It seems like every internet/cable installer tries the same thing.
The day we moved two years ago the cable installer asked to use the toilet. We said sure, but we haven't unpacked anything and there's no paper. He says fine and goes in, we assume to pee. No, he's in there for a half hour taking the most horrific smelling dump. He then flushes, thanks us and leaves. So fucking vile.
opie's twisted balls
02-02-2010, 03:48 PM
If its drugs they're after they'd be sorely disappointed since the bathroom @ the front of the house doesn't have a medicine cabinet. Likewise they wouldn't see much by way of casing the joint since the way the house is laid out they can't see past my office and a guest bedroom.
And sailor, that's an f'in disgusting story. Can't imagine how heinous that guys crack would be :blink:
Dan 'Hampton
02-02-2010, 03:56 PM
They weren't wearing top hats and longjohns were they?
Chigworthy
02-02-2010, 05:29 PM
The day we moved two years ago the cable installer asked to use the toilet. We said sure, but we haven't unpacked anything and there's no paper. He says fine and goes in, we assume to pee. No, he's in there for a half hour taking the most horrific smelling dump. He then flushes, thanks us and leaves. So fucking vile.
Maybe his piss is really nasty.
topless_mike
02-03-2010, 09:12 AM
maybe they were staking out your joint. you know see who, if anyone, was home at anytime during the day. not really expecting you to let them in, but getting a feel for when your home. :devil2:
the only thing canadians steal are pucks.
Maybe his piss is really nasty.
asparagus?
Fuck that shit. I'd be moving if I were you.
What the fuck is a tickle trunk? Sounds like something an adult baby would use.
KC2OSO
02-03-2010, 10:45 AM
A search for tickle trunk landed me here (http://www.michaelvsmith.com/counterculture/fresh_30days.htm). slightly nsfw...
opie's twisted balls
02-03-2010, 11:12 AM
A search for tickle trunk landed me here (http://www.michaelvsmith.com/counterculture/fresh_30days.htm). slightly nsfw...
You've sullied the innocence of my childhood. The real tickle trunk can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Dressup) and it is very much SFW.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uk89rGy_E3s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uk89rGy_E3s&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
LOVED Mr. Dressup :)
topless_mike
02-03-2010, 11:13 AM
You've sullied the innocence of my childhood. The real tickle trunk can be found here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Dressup) and it is very much SFW.
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uk89rGy_E3s&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Uk89rGy_E3s&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
LOVED Mr. Dressup :)
must be a canadian thing, EH?
opie's twisted balls
02-03-2010, 11:22 AM
must be a canadian thing, EH?
Absolutely. Maybe if you grew up in Buffalo you might have caught it from OTA CBC.
But Mr. Dressup along with Romper Room and The Friendly Giant defined generations of Canadian kids. It was a wonderful show since Ernie Coombs (who played Mr. Dressup) never spoke down to or patronized the kids watching. Similar format as Mr. Rogers but IMO way cooler.
SHANEFROMGA
02-03-2010, 02:22 PM
Absolutely. Maybe if you grew up in Buffalo you might have caught it from OTA CBC.
But Mr. Dressup along with Romper Room and The Friendly Giant defined generations of Canadian kids. It was a wonderful show since Ernie Coombs (who played Mr. Dressup) never spoke down to or patronized the kids watching. Similar format as Mr. Rogers but IMO way cooler.
yeah that's cool, hook a brother up with some "corner gas" dvds. thats a canadian export i dig. :tongue:
opie's twisted balls
02-03-2010, 03:56 PM
yeah that's cool, hook a brother up with some "corner gas" dvds. thats a canadian export i dig. :tongue:
Brent Butt is f'in funny! The year before he got the Corner Gas series and was still doing standup the company I was working for hired him for a private event. He was great! Awesome show and worked the crowd very well. Cool that you like Corner Gas :)
SHANEFROMGA
02-03-2010, 04:00 PM
Brent Butt is f'in funny! The year before he got the Corner Gas series and was still doing standup the company I was working for hired him for a private event. He was great! Awesome show and worked the crowd very well. Cool that you like Corner Gas :)
got seasons 1-3 for christmas this year. hoping for 4-6 for my b-day.
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